Help, I don't want to farm

Yang Chen answered Zhou Congee with white smoke coming out of his mouth: "I'm pretty good, what blue color? Eh? By the way, what kind of dish is this? It's amazing."

"It was sour at first, then it became spicy, and finally it became a wonderful taste, very pungent, very sour."

Yang Chen also handed his box to Zhou Congee, and said, "Do you want some? It tastes crunchy."

Zhou Porridge saw that not only his face was blue, but now even his tongue was blue when he spoke.

He still didn't know what happened, but he took his own lunch box and enthusiastically shared it with Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan, "You guys want some too?"

Liu Yuyang pushed him to the mirror in their bedroom, "Look."

"Fuck, what is this?"

Zhou Conge touched his arm and exclaimed, "Wow, even his hands are blue."

Yang Chen put his face in front of the mirror, and saw that his skin had turned a light blue color, he stuck out his tongue, the same blue color.

He covered his chest: "Vegetables, vegetables are poisonous!"

Liu Yuyang: "You can't survive today, tell us your bank card password!"

Yang Chen immediately stood up, pretending nothing happened, "I'm fine, I seem to have superpowers like this."

Zhou Conge hugged the cat and began to stroke, saying, "If you eat a little more, you can play the Hulk."

Yang Chen's eyes lit up: "That's true."

He picked up his chopsticks again, picked up a chicken-foot-shaped stem and started eating again. After eating, he began to spray white smoke in the bedroom, and then the blue color on his body added another layer.

Until he finished eating at last, his whole body turned dark green.

Satisfied, he gritted his white teeth in front of the mirror, admired them for a while, and then rushed out of the bedroom with a strange cry.

Soon, all kinds of wonderful atavistic calls came from the corridor outside. After all, male college students are as childish as elementary school chickens.

Liu Yuyang stood at the door and looked at it for a while, then closed the door: "There are no such fools in our dormitory."

Zhou Porridge is currently stroking the cat. He touched the Sanhua cat from its head to its tail. Sanhua closed her eyes and enjoyed the human touch.

Touching and touching, Zhou Porridge licked the tip of Sanhua's tail, and then touched Sanhua's fluffy balls with lightning speed.

Sanhua's eyes widened in horror, screamed and began to flee wildly on the ground. After turning around on the ground twice, it finally found a way to escape and ran away from the balcony.

Before Zhou Porridge even touched it for a second, the Sanhua cat had already run away from his hands. He never thought that touching Sanhua's balls would cause Sanhua to react so strongly.

Liu Yuyang; "What's wrong with it? Is it crazy too?"

Zhou Porridge squeezed his fingers suspiciously, and said, "Could it be that it senses that I'm going to pick off its balls?"

Liu Yuyang: "Can't you?"

Zhou Conge touched his chin: "Why is that?"

Liu Yuyang: "Maybe it's shy?"

Zhao Xuan, who stayed out of the way, suddenly read out a sentence, "Mutated celery, shaped like chicken feet, is red when immature and green when ripe."

"The food is hot and sour, appetizing and delicious, white smoke-like gas will come out when chewing, non-toxic. Mutated celery, nutritional content... trace elements..."

"After eating, the surface of the body will show different degrees of blue due to the amount of consumption, and it will be excreted with the body's metabolites later, but the nutritional content is very high, so the side effects are negligible, and it is recommended to eat."

Zhou Congee: "Who wrote this post, so the side effects are negligible?"

Zhao Xuan: "It's written by the Agricultural College. It's that they sold mutated celery to the cafeteria. I heard that they learned it from Teacher Jin Wei."

"Oh, and they kindly told us that different colors of celery turn out different colors on our bodies!"

Liu Yuyang and Zhou Porridge shouted at the same time: "You must not let Yang Chen know!"

As soon as the words were finished, Yang Chen pushed the door open and came in, "Why can't you let me know?"

Besides him, there are several male students in the same class behind him, Xue Tao is among them.

As soon as he came in, he said, "Where did you buy Zhou Congee? We want to buy some too. It's so cool!"

"The cafeteria in the southern district, you go."

After the group got the answer they wanted, they left in a hurry.

In the afternoon, when Zhou Porridge went out to attend Song Peizhu's appointment, he also saw Yang Chen and Xue Tao with blue skin, surrounded by people like monkeys. The people who watched were very happy, and the people who were watched were also very happy.

Zhou Porridge remembered that Yang Chen insisted on going with him back then, so he went up and called him to come.

Yang Chen struggled for a long time, wanting to play, but also reluctant to part with the happiness here.But in the end, the temptation outside was greater, and he followed Zhou Porridge after saying goodbye to the others.

Song Peizhu and Zhou Porridge agreed on a place further outside Gouzi's grape vine house, which was the old campus, deserted and desolate.

When Zhou Porridge walked all the way, he had already seen vines growing on the walls of several old houses, but he didn't recognize what kind.

But they all look pretty. Some of the leaves are round and oval, and some are in the shape of separate palms.

Their colors are also different. One building here is red, and the other building is green, and some of them have small brown fruits hanging from them.

There is no staff to clean up the campus here every day. Whether it is animals or plants, it is in a state of barbaric growth.

It was originally a road, but because the plants stretched their branches outside to compete for sunlight, it took up the space, not to mention that there were also some vines climbing on the ground.

Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen stood outside, looking at the narrow gap between the plants, and fell silent.

Yang Chen: "Are you sure it's here?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the fiery red tree next to him, "It's here."

Yang Chen: "Then how do we get in?"

"Zhou porridge, over here."

Suddenly a person appeared from among the plants in a remote corner over there, and it was their monitor, Song Peizhu.

When Zhou Congee looked over, he also saw Rhubarb's head popping out from below. It wanted to come to find Zhou Congee, but was pushed back by Song Peizhu.

Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen passed by, only to see that there was a small path cleared by Song Peizhu and the others, and the two sides were forcibly propped open with sticks.

Song Peizhu laughed outright when he saw Yang Chen's appearance: "Yang Chen, are you planning to play performance art?

Yang Chen replied indifferently: "What do you know, how handsome this is!"

Song Peizhu: "But you look like a pervert now."

Zhou Conge lowered his head and walked silently, he was afraid that some animal would appear suddenly and catch him by surprise.

Song Peizhu: "Don't worry about porridge, we often take this road, and usually see a few... insects at most."

Before she could finish her sentence, a brown snake crawled across the ground, and it didn't dodge or evade, and directly put down a little mouse at Zhou Porridge's feet.

Zhou Porridge was used to it, he held Yang Chen next to him with one hand, and Song Peizhu who wanted to run away with the other, and said with a smile, "Chang Chong."

Song Peizhu looked at Zhou Porridge with admiration: "You are awesome."

After delivering the little mouse, the brown snake twisted its body and left, but the little snake on Zhou Porridge was furious.

It ran directly from Zhou Congee's body, followed the snake and disappeared.

It wasn't until Zhou Porridge and the others walked out of that road that the little snake jumped from a nearby tree onto Zhou Porridge's shoulders, looking exhausted.

After going out is the school wall. Song Peizhu climbed over the wall skillfully. It seems that they have smuggled out more than once.

Zhou Porridge and the others followed her over the wall, there were six people waiting for them outside, all girls from their class, even Chu Yiyi was there.

Rhubarb, they couldn't pass by, and could only look at them longingly.

Not far from them, there were still people setting up roadside stalls. It should be the surrounding villagers, and there were also some food stalls. There were quite a few people around, and it seemed that most of them were students around.

Originally, there was a street selling food just outside the gate of their school. Since the school stopped letting people go out casually, that street has declined, but they didn't expect that they would change to such a hidden place.

It seems that it's not just the students of the Agricultural University who are here. Zhou Congee has already seen several tall and burly sports students buy a big bucket of sticky, unknown food and take it away.

Zhou Porridge looked at Song Peizhu: "Have you come here many times?"

Song Peizhu: "Hey, it's okay, that's eight out of ten times."

"Walk around, I'll take you to eat, it's delicious."

On the way, Zhou Porridge not only saw porridge, fried noodles, and braised vegetables, but also directly sold vegetables, including pumpkin-like cabbage with hard shells.

Then he also saw the mutated celery that Yang Chen ate today, the tender ones were red, and then transitioned to light red, light green, and finally dark green.

The old man who set up the stall blushed like Guan Gong, Yang Chen excitedly went up to buy a bunch, and then exchanged his experience on eating celery with the old man.

After Zhou Porridge and the others had gone a long way, he reluctantly followed with a big bag of things.

Song Peizhu brought them to a booth that looked like a barbecue. The thing grilled on it was not an ordinary food, but a kind of plant stem.

There were a lot of people queuing up, and Song Peizhu knew the owner very well, and he came out with something wrapped in a leaf after a while.

It has a very fragrant taste, which is the taste of protein after being grilled.

Song Peizhu opened the leaves, and inside were roasted black stems. After she divided the things, she said: "This can be peeled off, and the things inside are delicious."

After Zhou Congee peeled off the shell, he saw a white and fat worm inside, which was thicker than his finger. It seemed to live in symbiosis with the plant. Its abdomen had no legs but was directly connected to the stem.

Although it is delicious, he doesn't really want to eat it, because it doesn't conform to his diet aesthetics at all!

But when he saw that several girls had already started eating and sighed with satisfaction, he hesitated, and he began to struggle!

Yang Chen had already finished eating, and he was staring at the food in Zhou Congee's hand.

"Zhou porridge, don't you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, give it to me."

Zhou Congee: "Who said I won't eat it."

The entrance is Q bomb meat, sweet meat and plant fragrance mixed, very wonderful, very refreshing taste, Zhou Zhou porridge chewed two mouthfuls and squinted his eyes in satisfaction.

Song Peizhu looked at Zhou Porridge's appearance and knew that he had been conquered by it.

"Isn't it delicious? Now I know what the teacher said about the new world! It's a new world with more delicious food!"

Zhou Congee nodded frantically.

A few people ate belly balls on the street contentedly, and then it was dark, Zhou Congee remembered that they didn't seem to be out to eat, but roommates had business to do when they came out.

After Zhou Porridge told Song Peizhu, Song Peizhu looked at the time and said, "It's almost time, let's go."

Song Peizhu led them along a small path, and after going around a dark bamboo forest and orchard, they saw a red three-story house.

Song Peizhu went up and knocked on the door, and soon an aunt in her 40s came out with a basket in her hand, and followed Song Peizhu.

After introducing each other, the man took Zhou Porridge and the others to his family's field.

Zhou Porridge and the others found a hidden place to stand, looking at the large bean sprout-like plants growing in the ground under the moonlight.

Song Peizhu: "That wild beast will come back at night to steal food. Aunt Chen is afraid of some protected animals, so she doesn't dare to move around, so she wants us to take a look."

Zhou Congee was at a loss: "But, now they are all mutated, we can't recognize them even if we look at them..."

Yang Chen echoed: "Yes, yes!"

As soon as Yang Chen spoke, Song Peizhu felt that there was something wrong with Yang Chen. Not only was he green now, he seemed to be still glowing, or green fluorescent.

"Yang Chen, try walking to the side? Yes, just to the side, under the moonlight."

Yang Chen came out of the shadow in doubt. Under the moonlight, as expected, his whole body was glowing green now.

Zhou Congee slowly covered his eyes, and Song Peizhu next to him yelled, "Damn it, why is there a green glowing person?"

The author says:

嗷，来啦！感谢在2022-02-2218:00:14-2022-02-2318:02:49期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!