Help, I don't want to farm

And it jumped directly onto the head of that classmate, and after drawing a perfect arc in the air, it jumped onto the leaves of the ceiling fan on the classroom ceiling, making a crisp sound.

Then it started beating all over the classroom without stopping.

The current sense of existence of that pea is no less than that of the predecessor pea under twenty layers of mattresses and twenty eiderdown quilts in the fairy tale of Princess and the Pea.

Even now it received even more amazement, Zhou Porridge had already seen a classmate with his mouth open, and he didn't even know it was drooling.

Zhou Porridge did not expect this situation, and he couldn't help pinching the remaining peas in his hand.

The peas in his hand were fine, but the unsealed bag he put on the table gradually started to move, the peas trembled slightly in the bag, and then Zhou Porridge saw that something was wrong, he reached out and held them down.

But the peas didn't quiet down in his hands as he expected, they still popped out one after another, and the whole classroom became a world of peas.

The scene was chaotic, and a classmate was accidentally injured, and his face was hit by a pea.There were even peas that jumped directly into the thermos cup with the lid opened on the side of a classmate's desk, and were baptized by boiling hot water, becoming a dead pea that couldn't grow.

Because the teacher is still here, the students dare not speak out.

And now Zhou Porridge finally knows what the little tail behind the pea is. Creatures really don't grow useless things for no reason. He saw that the peas use that thing to jump.

Zhou Porridge glanced at the teacher on the podium in a panic, just in time to see Jin Wei taking a sip from the water glass on the table, smiling, turning a blind eye to the chaotic scene in the classroom.

Seeing that the teacher didn't care about them, Zhou Porridge shouted directly: "Grab them!"

It was like launching a charge. Zhou Porridge just heard someone make a strange cry, and then some people jumped up from the stools, which looked similar to some monkeys that had just been released back into the mountain.

The whole classroom became more and more chaotic. There were people catching peas on the table, people looking for peas on the ground, people watching the excitement, and people who didn't know what they were excited about.

Jin Wei still didn't respond at all, and even took a few steps to close the wide open classroom door, creating a closed environment for them thoughtfully.

Zhou Porridge stood there blankly, he didn't understand why things turned out like this, this situation seemed to have something to do with him, but it didn't seem to have anything to do with him.

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Bai Ye ran out from Zhou Congee's dormitory.

Every time Zhou Porridge went back to the dormitory, he was warmly welcomed by the Sanhua cat, which gave him the illusion that every time he left, his cat was waiting for him in the dormitory alone. It's so pitiful to come back.

But these are just some tricks of men. Every time you get stuck and come back a few minutes earlier than Zhou Congee, you can exchange Zhou Congee for a 10-minute kiss and hug when you leave every day. Lost business.

This time too, after Zhou Porridge and the others left the dormitory, he squatted on the balcony and watched Zhou Porridge and the others walk away, and then left Zhou Porridge's dormitory through the cat road he had figured out.

Bai Ye went back to his dormitory first. His dormitory was a two-person room, and it was a luxurious one. Instead of bed and desk, there were two single beds, plus a desk and a wardrobe.And his other roommate Yanyi moved out to live with his girlfriend as soon as school started, and then he began to enjoy a comfortable single dormitory.

He also entered the dormitory from the window of his own dormitory. He didn't stop when he entered the dormitory, and went directly into the bathroom. When he came out again, he was a human body in gray pajamas with dripping hair.

Bai Ye wiped his hair twice with a white towel, then picked up his mobile phone on the table, ignored the other messages, and clicked on the message sent to him by Zhou Congee first.

Zhou Congee's profile picture is also a three-flowered cat. Although this is his vest, Bai Ye is still a little jealous now.

"What good is a cat?"

Zhou Porridge sent him a lot of messages. After all, he was not the type to hold things back. When he thought of someone, he came to confirm with Bai Ye whether it was him.

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Porridge's posts, those who couldn't remember the names, but had a close relationship with him when he was a child, from the little bully who snatched his snacks in kindergarten, to the male classmate next door in junior high school who peed farther than anyone else, zero There are a dozen scattered ones.

The last one, Zhou Porridge even asked Bai Ye if he liked to wear skirts when he was a child, otherwise how could he not remember?

Bai Ye even laughed angrily. This person thought of this for so long?

He began to reply to Zhou Congee: "Yes, when I was young, I said that I would marry you as your wife when I grew up."

Then he waited for a long time, but Zhou Congee didn't reply. As a scumbag, Zhou Congee couldn't have stayed in class for so long without using his mobile phone.

He raised his eyebrows, thinking that Zhou Porridge was angry, and when he was about to apologize, he suddenly went back, opened the browser and entered the forum of X Agricultural University.

Sure enough, a strange post was found among the mess on the homepage.

"Postwriter: Where is the fluttering moth running;

Subject: There seems to be a fight in Room 211, Qinxue Building!

Content: I am from the Institute of Plant Protection. The second class this morning was in 111 of the Qinxue Building. I won’t say much about the class. I heard a huge movement from upstairs when I was in the class, and I yelled Little screaming, very intense!My roommate said it sounded like an orangutan, and another roommate said it was someone fighting.

Because she said that she heard all kinds of weird noises from people who fight, we think it makes sense, so I would like to ask the students who are in class upstairs, did you fight?

In the end, if we really fight, can we fight for a while, we want to come up after class to watch the fun! "Bai Ye turned down a few floors and managed to see the news he wanted."

"I want to eat broccoli on the fifth floor of No. 40: I'm sure, it's a 20th-level animal department. I took a sneak peek and saw a group of demons dancing in it. I heard that it seemed to be beaten by peas."

"Lourourou is so delicious: Is it the pea I know? The leguminous pea plant? Then you beat your classmates in the classroom?"

After confirming that something happened in Zhou Porridge's class, Bai Ye got up, changed his clothes, and went out.

Arriving at Room 211 of Qinxue Building, Bai Ye found that many people were already standing outside the door of the classroom, and there were even a few teachers gathered around the door to watch the excitement.

Bai Ye found a good place and watched Zhou Congee quietly.

Sometimes people are forced to come out, and now Zhou Congee finally showed his power once because of a pea.

The pea in the air, eager to perform a dance for them, had already provoked everyone in the classroom.

I don’t know if it’s too nutritious. It looks bigger than other peas, and it jumps faster than other peas. After all the peas are caught, that pea is still jumping around in various places. go.

After Zhou Porridge's head was used as a springboard countless times, Zhou Porridge finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He stretched out his hand, with a gentle smile, and said to the "naughty kid" in the air in the most tolerant tone: "Hey, come down."

As if being bewitched, the next second, the pea in the air abruptly deviated from its original direction, and finally fell into Zhou Porridge's palm impartially, and then rolled slowly on his palm, just like before. Compared with the current situation, it is completely different.

The Zhou Congee in these few seconds is unbelievably handsome.

Yang Chen's dog eyes widened, and he muttered to himself: "Grass, so handsome..."

Seeing this scene, Bai Ye closed his eyes, covering his golden pupils, his canine teeth were also itchy, growing uncontrollably.

This is feline exclusivity.

He leaned his back against the wall outside the classroom, looked at the dark green trees and the blue sky with his normal eyes, and his complexion was deep.

Jin Wei stood on it and clapped her hands, smiling, "Perfect."

"Look, your ability is very useful. When you want something, no creature can refuse you."

Zhou Congee looked at the pea in his hand, it was an ungerminated life.

"Sit down, everyone, and hold the things in your hands, because it is related to whether you will fail the final exam."

After the classroom became quiet again, Jin Wei began to formally attend class.

"I believe you will have a question. Mutated plants are able to move, and they have some characteristics that only animals have. Now, do plants also have consciousness?"

"Now there are indeed two views. One is that plants already have consciousness, but they are too low-level to think for themselves."

"There is another way of saying that they are now only between the original animals and plants. This animal reaction is just like their previous phototaxis. It is just an enhanced version of similar phototaxis, and it does not belong to the emergence of self-awareness. .”

"There is so little time now that neither of these views has been fully demonstrated."

Zhou Congee was still looking at the vigorous pea in his hand, it looked full of vitality, as if it could grow two tender buds to greet him in the next second.

Jin Wei glanced at Zhou Porridge several times, and found that he was still looking at the pea seriously, not listening to a word he said.

Jin Wei: "After most plants have mutated, the various abilities they have produced have brought us a new problem, which is... Zhou Congee!"

Zhou Congee looked up at Jin Wei foolishly, "Ah...huh?"

Jin Wei: "Does the thing in your hand look good?"

Zhou Congee reflexively began to admit his mistake: "I was wrong, teacher!"

Jin Wei: "See what's coming?"

Zhou Porridge frowned, "I feel like it's about to sprout."

Jin Wei: "What?"

The pea jumped out of Zhou Congee's hand again, this time it jumped out of the window.

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