Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 27
Bai Ye showed his unusualness at a very young age, for example, he was not interested in some things that young children should be interested in, and he had a strong desire to destroy things that moved at high speed.
For example, when he was very young, he would snatch toys floating in the air, or toy cars that were moving fast on the ground, and bite them with his deciduous teeth.
After he learned to eat by himself, he learned to protect the food. Facing the creatures that snatched his food, he spontaneously learned to growl like an animal, although his voice at that time was childish and had no deterrent effect.
Bai Ye's mother is a gentle woman. After finding out that he was unusual, she took him to the hospital. After examination, she said that he was only in the period when he loved to imitate when he was a child, so they don't have to worry too much.
But after he grew a little bit bigger, when Bai Ye had his first tooth change, his deciduous teeth fell out, and after the new teeth came out, he had two pointed canines, and he was able to elongation.
His mother once again took him for some examinations. The results of this examination said that his growth and development were different from ordinary humans. The doctor once wanted him to have a deeper examination in the hospital, but his mother refused.
Gu Hanfeng, as a friend of Bai Ye since he was a child, and his friendship since kindergarten, let him know that Bai Ye is unusual, and as a friend of Bai Ye, he has a lot of wounds since he was a child.
So much so that after Bai Ye passed the second year of middle school, Gu Hanfeng could still laugh at him from time to time by bringing out Bai Ye's fondness for biting people when he was a child.
Later, Bai Ye discovered that his eyes could occasionally turn golden yellow, and he could also have night vision, which frightened Bai Ye, who had just entered junior high school, and felt that he was not human.
The cub who had just started to grow found that he was unusual, he began to learn to hide, and began to change from a tiger to a cat.
Bai Ye knew that what Gu Hanfeng said was right. He himself was not a good person since he was a child. He broke an antique vase at home when he was six years old, and then lied to his parents that the parrot at home did it.
He hid it and said it was stolen by a thief.
He killed the mice in the house and scratched the ceiling of the house. He has many bad habits that humans don't have, and only exist among wild animals.
But as he grows older and receives enough love and care, he also becomes a normal human being.
Then the day he just turned into a tiger, he wasn't even surprised at the time, as if he had expected such a day a long time ago.
He begins to feverishly adjust to his new body before being taught a lesson by real wild animals.
In the forest, a down-and-out big cat is rescued by a little prince with a special smell.
The little prince also took his two cats, three dogs and four geese.
Bai Ye remembered this smell.
On the night when animals and plants mutated wildly, he discovered a new form of himself, a three-colored cat, and when he first transformed, his thoughts were not very clear.
But in his subconscious mind, he still remembered that he should go to the human being he felt safe with.
Sure enough, Zhou Porridge saved him again and easily accepted him, even though he was in the form of a cat.
Bai Ye with a dark face recalled the past outside the classroom, and soon the sadness on his face was broken by the movement inside.
Only a few minutes later, there was commotion inside again. Bai Ye glanced into the classroom, and then he saw a green pea sprout outside the window on the other side of the classroom.
Bai Ye was expressionless, and there was no disturbance in his heart. He even felt that the peaceful class just now was abnormal, and the situation now is normal.
How to put it, he is worthy of being his rabbit, giving him new surprises anytime and anywhere.
Zhou Porridge inside was startled by the sudden pea sprouts, and stammered to Jin Wei, "Teacher, it really germinated. Does the plant grow so big now as soon as it germinates?"
Jin Wei's calm expression finally broke, she immediately closed the window next to her, and then said: "Because you want it to germinate, so it germinated, you affected it, and overdrawn it! After it has finished multiplying, it will grow." will wither immediately."
Sure enough, as Jin Wei said, the huge pea sprout outside had already begun to bloom, and there were many small purple-white flowers.
Zhou Congee: "Why did it die?"
Jin Wei pointed to a few people next to the window and asked them to close all the windows, and then said to Zhou Congee, "Because it takes a certain amount of time for every creature to complete its life course, and you let them choose to overdraw themselves." , and then come to fulfill your wish."
"I don't agree with you using your own abilities to obtain some things, such as spawning them and obtaining results, because the next generation that reproduces in this way is likely to degenerate."
Zhou Porridge felt that he had done something wrong. He stood by the window a little frustrated, watching the pea shoots bloom and fade in a short period of time, and then they were already preparing to bear fruit.
Zhao Xuan patted his shoulder to comfort him.
The peas on the outside are growing really fast and the oblong pods are already peeking through the leaves.
Jin Wei is already calling other teachers, reminding the students in the Qinxue building to remember to close the windows, because ripe peas may enter their classrooms and affect their classes.
Such a big movement also attracted a lot of students to watch from below. Jin Wei looked down and stopped caring.
Then she called the manager of the cafeteria, and Zhou Porridge heard her say, "Well, fresh peas cost 30 yuan a catty."
"Bargaining? No, you also know that it is difficult to pick peas now, and the labor cost is high."
"Maximum drop of one piece to ensure freshness."
"about how much?"
"It depends, not too much."
"Okay, come and pull in two hours."
Zhou Conge was dumbfounded as Jin Wei hung up the phone, then walked up to the podium domineeringly, and said, "Be quiet, since there are ready-made materials now, let's go to the practical class directly, let's all go downstairs."
The classroom suddenly burst into cheers, it sounded like they were going to rob under the leadership of the boss.
As Zhou Porridge walked, he said to his roommate: "Mr. Jin has already sold the peas to the cafeteria, and even sold them for 29 yuan a catty."
Yang Chen looked at Jin Wei's back with admiration: "Really? Teacher Jin is so smart."
Zhou Congee: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"
Yang Chen: "Looking at the eyes of the boss, I have decided, I will follow her from now on!"
After he finished speaking, he squeezed the people in front of him away, and ran to Jin Wei's side in a dog-legged manner. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about.
Zhou Porridge looked at Liu Yuyang and asked, "What does he mean?"
Liu Yuyang: "A [-]-year-old boy found his boss."
Zhao Xuan: "The big boss and his little brother."
Zhou Congee: "..."
"alright."
Bai Ye watched them go downstairs, and immediately dodged into the toilet over there, and when he came out, it was already a cat.
When the Sanhua cat came out of the toilet, it almost bumped into a classmate. When the classmate watched a Sanhua come out of the toilet with a swaggering catwalk, the classmate reflexively picked up his mobile phone and took a picture.
Then he sent a message to a friend and said: "Even cats know they have to go to the toilet to shit these days."
Bai Ye went straight down from the tree next to the upstairs balcony, and his excellent balance ability allowed him to walk on the tree as if walking on the ground.
Soon he saw Zhou Congee in the crowd, he found a good place and lay down on the tree, flicking his tail leisurely.
Although he doesn't have any desire to hunt now, he still startled a pair of black and white magpies nesting in the tree over there.
They chirped and tried to attack him beyond their limits. Bai Ye couldn't bear the noise, and then he pressed the father magpie that was screaming loudly under its paws, and after terribly threatening, The two magpies didn't dare to bark anymore, and quietly nestled in the nest with their children aggrieved.
Bai Ye was satisfied.
Over there, at the ground, Jin Wei pointed to the wall and a large area on the ground with a mighty and domineering face ready to speak.
Zhou Porridge looked at her, he was afraid that Jin Wei would suddenly say to them: "Look, this is the country that the teacher laid down for you!"
Fortunately, she did not.
She just pointed at the pea sprouts and paused for a few seconds, then said, "Where did I go in class?"
Immediately, a clever female classmate replied: "Teacher, you said that after most plants have mutated, the various abilities they have produced make us now have a new problem, and then it is gone."
Jin Wei: "I see, the new problem is that when we obtain the resources we want from them, the difficulty is doubled."
"And the changes in different plants are not the same, which makes it more difficult to collect."
"I believe you know that there are fewer and fewer vegetables in the cafeteria, right? It's because the cost of collecting them has become higher, and then the cost of the whole vegetable is higher."
"Now a new type of work has been born, mainly about the collection of mutated plants."
"It just so happens that there are materials now, so I will let you experience it first."
"Oh, by the way, I have already sold the peas here to the school cafeteria for 29 yuan a catty. When the time comes, record how much you have picked, and I will distribute them uniformly later."
Yang Chen now considers himself Jin Wei's younger brother, and immediately saw the right moment and shouted: "Teacher is mighty!"
For some reason, the people at the scene also shouted after him: "Teacher is mighty."
Jin Wei smiled, and then continued: "The sign of pea ripeness is that the fruit is full, and the belly suture and back suture are slightly cracked. The way of picking is that there is an obvious mark in the middle of the stem. From that place Take it off with a single flick."
"It should be noted that overripe peas will pop out directly from the middle of the peel. When picking, you need to hold down the peels on both sides of them. Also, if you hold the fruit for too long, they will also pop out from the middle."
Then Jin Wei nimbly picked a pea pod from the ground.
In just two seconds, a complete, newly ripened pea pod appeared in her palm.
Jin Wei: "Look, keep it simple."
Zhou Porridge couldn't even see her movements clearly, he said: "Why do I feel that this is not so easy..."
Zhao Xuan: "It feels like the boss is preparing to open up."
Liu Yuyang: "Relax, look at this, there must be a pit!"
Yang Chen retorted fiercely: "I don't allow you to say that about Teacher Jin!"
"What bad intentions does Teacher Jin have? She just wants to have a good time in class!"
Suddenly a tricycle drove over there. There were some bamboo baskets behind the tricycle, and some tin cans with a small movable opening underneath.
The tricycle stopped beside Jin Wei, and Jin Wei took out some gloves from it, and she said, "This is your tool, you can put the whole pea pods you picked into these boxes."
Then Jin Wei patted those jars again, "The other individual peas need to be put into this one."
"Okay, let's get started."
Zhou Porridge and his squad leader went up to collect things, and each of them gave out a pair of gloves.
Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang looked at each other after putting on the gloves.
Liu Yuyang: "Let's go."
When Zhou Congee hung the plastic bag on his wrist, he saw Yang Chen dashing towards the pea field over there.
It looks very imposing.
Then in the next second, Zhou Porridge saw that Yang Chen stepped on something, slipped his foot, tilted his body, and lay on the ground.
"Hahaha……"
Although he looks miserable, this scene is really hilarious.
Bai Ye who was on the tree couldn't help but move his beard a few times and laughed.
Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang went over and grabbed Yang Chen's arm and pulled him up from the ground.
While cursing, Yang Chen bent down and groped under his feet, and finally found a red mushroom on the soil covered by various plants.
The mushroom was about the size of an adult's palm. It was bright red on the top, and its shape was perfect. There was not even a trace of insect bites. The handle under the canopy was white, and it looked like an ordinary red mushroom.
It looks like it's poisonous.
Of course, poisonousness is not the point. After all, they are not so reckless as to eat a mushroom of unknown origin. The point is that everyone present has seen the love-hate relationship between the graduate students in the Edible Fungi Research Center and the mushroom.
Yang Chen: "It's this thing. It suddenly grew out of the soil just now, causing me to lose my footing. Hey, what's wrong with you?"
Before Yang Chen finished speaking, Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang were already standing 8000 meters away from him.
Zhou Congee said with a terrified expression, "Take the mushrooms and stay away from us."
Liu Yuyang: "Forget it, you should just throw him away."
Yang Chen was still a little reluctant: "Isn't this quite normal? Is there any...problem...?"
Before Yang Chen finished speaking, he fell down on the spot, and then he insisted on finishing the sentence while lying on the ground.
Only then did Zhou Congee see some white things floating out of the mushroom in Yang Chen's hand, it should be its spores.
Liu Yuyang yelled, "Damn!"
Zhou Congee immediately turned around and shouted: "Mr. Jin, something happened!"
The students who were still studying peas over there looked over one after another, and then saw Yang Chen thumping on the ground like swimming.
He strikes a perfect breaststroke, thumping hard on the ground.
Jin Wei came over and saw the red mushroom next to Yang Chen's body.
Jin Wei frowned: "What is he doing? Planning to eat mushrooms?"
Zhou Congee shook his head frantically, "He's just curious."
Liu Yuyang: "Yes! He is just curious!"
Jin Wei snapped her fingers, and the man who rode the tricycle just now took out a glove from somewhere, put it on Jin Wei himself, and then took out a mask and handed it to her.
Only then did Zhou Porridge see that although this man was wearing a worker's hat, he had a good face. He looked to be in his 30s, and his temperament seemed to be that of a high-ranking man.
I just don't know why, but he also looks like Jin Wei's younger brother.
While Jin Wei put on her mask and went up to pick up the red mushroom next to Yang Chen, and then took it to a distance to bury it, the man on the tricycle took out a pack of cigarettes from his bag, lit one, and said deeply Take a breath.
Zhou Porridge looked at this man with a story-telling look, and asked curiously, "Brother, you don't look like someone from our school, you don't have the temperament of our school."
The man looked at Zhou Congee, and then said to Zhou Congee: "Actually, I usually drive a Rolls-Royce."
Zhou Congee was puzzled, "Then?"
The man exhaled a smoke ring and continued: "Then Jin Wei said that she doesn't need a domineering president, she just needs a man who drives three wheels and delivers goods for her."
Zhou Congee: "?"
"Now I can drive a series of agricultural machines such as tricycles, farming machines, and seeders. I also opened a seed company and an agricultural product deep-processing company for her, and rented thousands of acres of land for her..."
"Then, I managed to catch up to her."
"hey-hey."
When it came to catching up with Jin Wei, the man's face finally collapsed, showing a smirk.
Zhou Conge was speechless, he was like a dog walking along the roadside, he was suddenly kicked by someone, and he was the one who got kicked by himself!
Zhou Congee: "Brother, your domineering president's temperament has collapsed."
Jin Wei has come back, Zhou Porridge saw the man next to him throw away the cigarette in his hand, and then went up to help her put Yang Chen who was on the ground, pretending to be a fish and unable to breathe on land, Move it up.
Zhou Porridge and the others also went up to help, and successfully put Yang Chen, who kept swaying like a fish, into the tricycle.
Then Zhou Porridge saw a shiny gold logo on the back of the tricycle.
If he is not mistaken, under normal circumstances, this mark should be on a sports car or some kind of elongated car.
Zhou Congee smelled the fertilizer on the tricycle, and there were mud spots everywhere on it, and thinking of its worth, couldn't help but wiped a tear of sympathy for it.
After getting Yang Chen up, Jin Wei also got on the frame behind the tricycle, and then the low-key overbearing president drove them to the school hospital together.
Before leaving, Jin Wei specially told them not to touch the mushrooms lightly when they saw them, and to pay attention to safety. She sent the person to the hospital and came back.
Zhou Porridge answered honestly.
As a result, when they looked back, they found that the students in the class were having a good time. If it weren't for the countless peas jumping in the air, this would be a beautiful and enthusiastic scene of struggle.
The part on the flower bed downstairs of the Qinxue Building and the upper wall are already covered with pea branches and leaves, covering other plants, displaying their mature pea pods.
On the other side of the road were classmates and teachers who were watching the excitement, and they were very sensible and didn't come in to disturb, of course, it may be because of Jin Wei's temperament that is not easy to mess with.
When Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen passed by, Song Peizhu came up and said to them: "The people in Class [-] and Class [-] said that they would pick more than one, and the class with the most prizes would get a bonus."
Zhou Congee: "Where did the bonus come from?"
Song Peizhu smiled, and his eyes were so happy that he narrowed his eyes: "They are betting in the forum, because you are in our class, so buying our class will win the most."
"Then whichever class wins will get a bonus."
After listening to Zhou Congee, he only said, "Are they really so boring?"
Song Peizhu: "It's so much fun, hurry up and work hard for the bonus!"
Song Peizhu stuffed a bag by himself, and then jumped over there happily.
After they dawdled in Yang Chenzhong's "poison" for a while, the peas were fully mature, and the leaves below were beginning to turn yellow. Some of the fully mature pea pods could jump into the sky without touching them.
A classmate grabbed its pods, but they jumped out of the cracked peel and hit the classmate's face.
The classmate let out a wail, and the people around him took a closer look, and it turned out that there were several green dots on his face.
The classmate next to him said: "It seems that they like your face very much!"
That classmate: "Get out!"
Zhou Congee went to the side to take a look. The three classes let go of the peas respectively. The tin jar made the sound of peas beating, while the peas in the frame kept the pea pods in the peel.
He roughly estimated that the number of classes in the first class is obviously more, and the number in the second class is the least, because their class has lost four laborers just now.
People, generally, cannot be compared with each other. Once you start to compare, won't you be determined to win or lose?
Zhou Porridge had just stepped into the pea field, and before the formal operation started, all the jumping peas in the sky stopped for a while, and then they all went to Zhou Porridge's side.
It was crackling, and the peas still carried a little weight. It was like being hit by a small stone on the head. Compared with the rain, it hurt so much.
Zhou Porridge immediately started to scurry away, only Song Peizhu, who was waiting for Zhou Porridge to show off his power, sighed.
"It's over, the golden finger is useless, I can only rely on myself."
Zhou Porridge had no choice but to pick a corner to secretly pick peas, looking like a bullied little daughter-in-law.
The X Agricultural University Forum, the hottest post that was originally extremely active, suddenly stopped for a few seconds, and then the content behind it was completely opposite to the previous content.
"Posted by: Xiao Taohua;
Theme: Who will be the Princess and the Pea in the "Bet Event"?
Content: Everyone already knows what happened before. This is just a simple betting post. At present, we have three contestants in our hands. They are the 2020-level animal major of the Academy of Animal Sciences. The second class you are in, and the third class that doesn't look ordinary, you can choose one of the classes to bet on, the competition method is which class gets the most peas.
In the name of peas, let's launch a pea war in the name of Princess and the Pea!
Betting method: 1. The minimum is one piece, and the maximum is 50 yuan.
2. The final bonus distribution method is that the students who win the bet can share 80.00% of the total prize pool according to the betting ratio, of which 20.00% is the player reward.
3. This event has been approved by the forum administrator @administrator-吴冷风.
The first floor gets sleepy from time to time: Are you stupid, I must choose Zhou porridge!Who doesn't know that the porridge baby has the blood of Shennong!
Willow tree by the lake on the second floor: Brother on the first floor is right!
……
No.60 Go to bed at [-] o'clock on the eighth floor: Report——Zhou Porridge's right-hand man, Yang Chen, has been damaged in battle!
Chang Ting replied that he would go to bed at [-] o'clock: I would like to add that he went crazy after inhaling mushrooms, everyone remember to stay away from the Edible Fungi Research Center!
The little boy picking mushrooms replied to Chang Ting:?Who are you, why did you black our Edible Fungi Research Center?What are your intentions!
……
Chapter 140 Can't wake up on the eighth floor and want to eat: report again——Zhou Congee was repulsed by peas!
Drink more hot water on the 140th floor of [-]: Ha, fortunately, I chose the first class, Meimei is waiting for the money!
On the 150th floor, the King of Barbarians: My heart hurts so much! ... The blue sea on the [-]th floor is lazy: Actually, I still don't want to believe it!I think porridge is fine! "
They think it's okay, but Zhou Porridge thinks it's not. The pea has entered the final stage of decay, all its leaf edges have yellow edges, and all the pea pods are already ripe.
They are no longer picking peas, they are catching them now.
The whole pea war has been in a fever until Jin Wei came back.
The domineering president drove their teacher back in a red tricycle that looked unusually strong.
When Jin Wei came back, she saw that they had almost picked the peas, and she specially praised them.
"Good job, was it fun?"
A group of people with blue faces still expressed their unsatisfactory expressions: "It's fun!"
Jin Wei waved her hand: "Then let me see the fruits of your labor!"
"Ow!"
The most important moment has arrived. Not only Zhou Porridge and his professionals, but also the outsiders are all looking forward to it.
Soon, the canteen staff came with a cart and electronic scales.
The atmosphere at the scene was no less than the announcement of the college entrance examination results, and Zhou Porridge couldn't help becoming nervous when he was brought along.
Someone started counting: "2.5 kilograms per class!"
"Second class 2 kilograms!"
"Third class 2.3 kilograms!"
The people in the first class immediately cheered, and Zhou Porridge saw Song Peizhu's unhappy appearance, so he squeezed to her side to comfort her.
"Squad leader, although everyone lost, it's an honor to lose. If it wasn't for Yang Chen's delay, we would definitely have won! Don't be sad, or I'll treat everyone to drink milk tea."
Song Peizhu gave him a blank look: "You are a boy who spreads money? You still drink milk tea. Next time, we will definitely win next time!"
After she finished speaking, she also glanced at the monitor of class one. The monitor of class one was an introverted boy with glasses, but he was not introverted now, and sparks were almost ignited between the two people's eyes.
Zhou Congee was really convinced. Liu Yuyang came over and hugged Zhou Congee and said, "For this kind of thing, if you don't win next time, our big squad leader probably won't be able to sleep well."
Zhou Porridge blinked at him, and found that the upper eyelid of his left eye was bruised, right in the middle, and it looked unusually conspicuous.
"What's wrong with your eyes?"
"Fuck." Liu Yuyang covered his eyes with one hand and squatted silently to the corner.
Zhao Xuan: "I was smashed by peas, and he has to go on a date in two days."
"Oh--"
Zhou Porridge patted Liu Yuyang on the head comfortingly: "It's okay, after putting on makeup, he's a good man again!"
Liu Yuyang: "I'm too unlucky!"
Zhou Congee: "Hahaha..."
After Jin Wei transferred the money to the monitors of each class on the spot, she announced that the get out of class was over.
"Bring your pea seed, you need to grow it."
Some students raised their hands: "Teacher, will they grow so big?"
Jin Wei: "If it's planted in a flower pot, no."
"Are there any questions? If not, get out of class will be over."
Hearing these words, Bai Ye hurriedly got down from the tree. He rubbed against Zhou Porridge's leg, and after attracting Zhou Porridge's attention, he began to growl his voice and let out a sweet meow.
Sure enough, Zhou Conge picked him up, and headed him with Sanhua, and then started to show off to the students next to him, "Isn't it cute?"
The classmate only thought that Sanhua was just plain-looking and fat, but since it was Zhou Congee's cat, he could only compliment him as he said: "Cute and cute."
Sanhua felt his insincere words, but what did it have to do with him, anyway, in Zhou Porridge's heart, he must be the cutest!
Zhao Xuan: "Stop flaunting cats, go to dinner, Yang Chen is still lying in the hospital."
Not to mention Zhou Congee, I almost forgot, there is still an unlucky guy lying in the hospital.
After going to the cafeteria for a meal, Zhou Porridge put Sanhua back in the dormitory, and then they went to the school hospital with the porridge specially brought for Yang Chen.
The school hospital of their school is not bad, usually there is no problem to see a minor ailment or something, but I don't know if Yang Chen's mushroom poisoning can be dealt with.
When he got there, Yang Chen was already awake a lot. Except that his eyes were a little distorted and his speech was a little unclear, he was much better than before.
At least now he doesn't feel like a fish.
Zhou Porridge helped Yang Chen up from the hospital bed, and put down the small table on the bed for him.Then Liu Yuyang put the porridge in front of him.
Yang Chen was shaking his hands to put the porridge into his mouth with a spoon, and said vaguely: "I saw a dragon, it's shiny golden, its scales are bigger than my own, it's so long, it's flying in the sky, um , It also said that it would choose me as emperor!"
Zhou Porridge answered yes yes perfunctorily, and then saw him use a spoon to send the porridge into his nose, again and again, Liu Yuyang next to him finally couldn't take it anymore, went up and took the spoon in Yang Chen's hand Take it and start feeding him.
Liu Yuyang was disgusted while feeding him: "It's all right now, I'm really your father, it's hard to get through if you don't call me ten times dad when you wake up."
Then he didn't know which sensitive nerve Yang Chen touched, he slapped Liu Yuyang's arm directly, and cursed: "Boldly rebel, how dare you take my throne!"
Liu Yuyang almost spit out a mouthful of blood, Zhou Porridge saw that the situation was not good and said, "I'll ask the doctor if he still needs to hang two bottles of water."
"He doesn't need it anymore. After he sleeps and metabolizes, it will probably be almost ready tomorrow morning."
Before Zhou Congee went out, a doctor came in outside and told them.
"He doesn't smoke very much. There's a man in the next ward who still thinks he's a spider and wants to climb up the wall."
Since Yang Chen had nothing to do, they were in the mood to go to the theater now, Zhou Congee asked directly, "Now?"
"correct."
"It's in the next ward?"
"Yes."
Liu Yuyang immediately put the spoon back into Yang Chen's hand, and the three of them turned around in unison and walked outside.
The ward next door was too exciting. A female student who didn't know which major was sticking tightly to the wall in a big character shape, pretending to be a spider, and her three roommates couldn't pull it off no matter what.
The female classmate pretending to be a spider would switch positions from time to time and run very fast in the ward.
There were nurses waiting to hang water for her beside her, and the whole scene was chaotic.
Liu Yuyang watched it for a while, and only said: "Cherish life, stay away from mushrooms."
Zhou Congee nodded in agreement.
In the end, because Yang Chen still needed to stay in the hospital for one night, Zhou Porridge and the others went back to the dormitory first, planning to pick him up tomorrow.
After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Porridge finally saw the message from Bai Ye.
"Bai Ye: That's right. When I was a child, I said that I would marry you as your wife when I grew up."
Zhou Congee replied: Really?
Zhou Porridge was already used to the time in hell when Bai Ye replied to his messages, and he never thought that he could reply in seconds.
He decided to call Zhou's mother first to find out if it was true.
Soon, Zhou's mother's cheerful voice came from the phone.
"Son, what's the matter?"
Zhou Congee went straight to the point: "Mom, when I was a child, did a little girl cry and shout that she would marry me when she grew up?"
Zhou's mother was silent for a while, and then said: "Porridge, do you want to listen to the truth? Or lie?"
Zhou Congee said in one breath, "Of course it's the truth!"
Zhou's mother: "Then let me tell you, the girl from the old Zhang family next door wanted to grow up to be with you when she was young, but she didn't cry and cry to marry you, she said she wanted you to wait for her when she grew up." She's coming to marry you."
"Actually, I don't agree, because she looks too dark, I want my grandson to be whiter, ah, you ask this question, don't you already be with her? If you are together, at least her Raising chickens is still very powerful.”
Zhou Porridge heard a loud laugh coming from behind him, and then someone forcibly stopped his throat, turning into a weird pig cry.
Zhou Congee didn't want to talk to them anymore, "Mom, are you gone? He's just such a good-looking boy!"
He thought about Bai Ye's appearance, and added, "The one who looks better than me."
Zhou's mother: "Boy...there is no one who looks better than you, but Erniu from the next village has always been motivated to marry you since he was a child."
"Not long ago, I asked me if you would go home during the winter vacation."
Now there was not one big laugh, but two big laughs.
Zhou Congee: "Okay, I see, don't talk about Mom, I hung up, I will call you next time."
Liu Yuyang let out a goose-like laugh, and then said, "I didn't expect Zhou Congee, I didn't expect you to eat both sexes when you were young?"
Zhou Congee was laughed so that he became angry from embarrassment: "What do you know, I am called a natural beauty."
Liu Yuyang: "Yes, yes, natural beauty hahaha."
Sanhua on Zhou Porridge's leg also laughed so hard that her paws loosened.
Since the new class schedule was just started, the courses were not scheduled so quickly, so they had no classes in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, the classmate who lived next door to them came to give them a few flower pots, saying that the senior brother had bought them to grow succulents, but all the succulents died, so they gave them to them.
After delivering the flower pots, they warmly invited them to dig the soil together, saying that the soil fertility in the experimental field of the Institute of Environmental Science and Technology is particularly sufficient.
Liu Yuyang held a negative attitude towards the digging in their words, and he asked, "When will you go?"
The male classmate was Xue Tao, with a dark face, he smiled shyly: "It's about eight o'clock in the evening."
Zhou Congee: "Are you going to steal soil?"
Xue Tao: "Doing experiments, how can it be called stealing?"
Zhou Congee: "We won't go there, you should pay attention, don't dig up the place where people do experiments."
Xue Tao patted his chest and assured: "Of course, we all understand."
Then that night, Zhou Porridge and the others heard that Xue Tao and the others were captured by the students from the Resource and Environmental Institute.
The message was sent directly to Zhou Congee's mobile phone, and the content was, "Zhou Congee, help the world! We were arrested by the Environmental Protection Institute!"
In fact, Xue Tao's plan is quite perfect. There is a teacher in the School of Resources and Environment who specializes in the disposal of rural straw and other waste.
Therefore, experiments are often made to compost some materials, so that the weeds in that field grow better than other places.
They just thought about sneaking some soil around the corners and forgetting about it. There must be no one in the middle of the night. As a result, people are sometimes so unlucky.
when you go,
For example, when he was very young, he would snatch toys floating in the air, or toy cars that were moving fast on the ground, and bite them with his deciduous teeth.
After he learned to eat by himself, he learned to protect the food. Facing the creatures that snatched his food, he spontaneously learned to growl like an animal, although his voice at that time was childish and had no deterrent effect.
Bai Ye's mother is a gentle woman. After finding out that he was unusual, she took him to the hospital. After examination, she said that he was only in the period when he loved to imitate when he was a child, so they don't have to worry too much.
But after he grew a little bit bigger, when Bai Ye had his first tooth change, his deciduous teeth fell out, and after the new teeth came out, he had two pointed canines, and he was able to elongation.
His mother once again took him for some examinations. The results of this examination said that his growth and development were different from ordinary humans. The doctor once wanted him to have a deeper examination in the hospital, but his mother refused.
Gu Hanfeng, as a friend of Bai Ye since he was a child, and his friendship since kindergarten, let him know that Bai Ye is unusual, and as a friend of Bai Ye, he has a lot of wounds since he was a child.
So much so that after Bai Ye passed the second year of middle school, Gu Hanfeng could still laugh at him from time to time by bringing out Bai Ye's fondness for biting people when he was a child.
Later, Bai Ye discovered that his eyes could occasionally turn golden yellow, and he could also have night vision, which frightened Bai Ye, who had just entered junior high school, and felt that he was not human.
The cub who had just started to grow found that he was unusual, he began to learn to hide, and began to change from a tiger to a cat.
Bai Ye knew that what Gu Hanfeng said was right. He himself was not a good person since he was a child. He broke an antique vase at home when he was six years old, and then lied to his parents that the parrot at home did it.
He hid it and said it was stolen by a thief.
He killed the mice in the house and scratched the ceiling of the house. He has many bad habits that humans don't have, and only exist among wild animals.
But as he grows older and receives enough love and care, he also becomes a normal human being.
Then the day he just turned into a tiger, he wasn't even surprised at the time, as if he had expected such a day a long time ago.
He begins to feverishly adjust to his new body before being taught a lesson by real wild animals.
In the forest, a down-and-out big cat is rescued by a little prince with a special smell.
The little prince also took his two cats, three dogs and four geese.
Bai Ye remembered this smell.
On the night when animals and plants mutated wildly, he discovered a new form of himself, a three-colored cat, and when he first transformed, his thoughts were not very clear.
But in his subconscious mind, he still remembered that he should go to the human being he felt safe with.
Sure enough, Zhou Porridge saved him again and easily accepted him, even though he was in the form of a cat.
Bai Ye with a dark face recalled the past outside the classroom, and soon the sadness on his face was broken by the movement inside.
Only a few minutes later, there was commotion inside again. Bai Ye glanced into the classroom, and then he saw a green pea sprout outside the window on the other side of the classroom.
Bai Ye was expressionless, and there was no disturbance in his heart. He even felt that the peaceful class just now was abnormal, and the situation now is normal.
How to put it, he is worthy of being his rabbit, giving him new surprises anytime and anywhere.
Zhou Porridge inside was startled by the sudden pea sprouts, and stammered to Jin Wei, "Teacher, it really germinated. Does the plant grow so big now as soon as it germinates?"
Jin Wei's calm expression finally broke, she immediately closed the window next to her, and then said: "Because you want it to germinate, so it germinated, you affected it, and overdrawn it! After it has finished multiplying, it will grow." will wither immediately."
Sure enough, as Jin Wei said, the huge pea sprout outside had already begun to bloom, and there were many small purple-white flowers.
Zhou Congee: "Why did it die?"
Jin Wei pointed to a few people next to the window and asked them to close all the windows, and then said to Zhou Congee, "Because it takes a certain amount of time for every creature to complete its life course, and you let them choose to overdraw themselves." , and then come to fulfill your wish."
"I don't agree with you using your own abilities to obtain some things, such as spawning them and obtaining results, because the next generation that reproduces in this way is likely to degenerate."
Zhou Porridge felt that he had done something wrong. He stood by the window a little frustrated, watching the pea shoots bloom and fade in a short period of time, and then they were already preparing to bear fruit.
Zhao Xuan patted his shoulder to comfort him.
The peas on the outside are growing really fast and the oblong pods are already peeking through the leaves.
Jin Wei is already calling other teachers, reminding the students in the Qinxue building to remember to close the windows, because ripe peas may enter their classrooms and affect their classes.
Such a big movement also attracted a lot of students to watch from below. Jin Wei looked down and stopped caring.
Then she called the manager of the cafeteria, and Zhou Porridge heard her say, "Well, fresh peas cost 30 yuan a catty."
"Bargaining? No, you also know that it is difficult to pick peas now, and the labor cost is high."
"Maximum drop of one piece to ensure freshness."
"about how much?"
"It depends, not too much."
"Okay, come and pull in two hours."
Zhou Conge was dumbfounded as Jin Wei hung up the phone, then walked up to the podium domineeringly, and said, "Be quiet, since there are ready-made materials now, let's go to the practical class directly, let's all go downstairs."
The classroom suddenly burst into cheers, it sounded like they were going to rob under the leadership of the boss.
As Zhou Porridge walked, he said to his roommate: "Mr. Jin has already sold the peas to the cafeteria, and even sold them for 29 yuan a catty."
Yang Chen looked at Jin Wei's back with admiration: "Really? Teacher Jin is so smart."
Zhou Congee: "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"
Yang Chen: "Looking at the eyes of the boss, I have decided, I will follow her from now on!"
After he finished speaking, he squeezed the people in front of him away, and ran to Jin Wei's side in a dog-legged manner. The two of them didn't know what they were talking about.
Zhou Porridge looked at Liu Yuyang and asked, "What does he mean?"
Liu Yuyang: "A [-]-year-old boy found his boss."
Zhao Xuan: "The big boss and his little brother."
Zhou Congee: "..."
"alright."
Bai Ye watched them go downstairs, and immediately dodged into the toilet over there, and when he came out, it was already a cat.
When the Sanhua cat came out of the toilet, it almost bumped into a classmate. When the classmate watched a Sanhua come out of the toilet with a swaggering catwalk, the classmate reflexively picked up his mobile phone and took a picture.
Then he sent a message to a friend and said: "Even cats know they have to go to the toilet to shit these days."
Bai Ye went straight down from the tree next to the upstairs balcony, and his excellent balance ability allowed him to walk on the tree as if walking on the ground.
Soon he saw Zhou Congee in the crowd, he found a good place and lay down on the tree, flicking his tail leisurely.
Although he doesn't have any desire to hunt now, he still startled a pair of black and white magpies nesting in the tree over there.
They chirped and tried to attack him beyond their limits. Bai Ye couldn't bear the noise, and then he pressed the father magpie that was screaming loudly under its paws, and after terribly threatening, The two magpies didn't dare to bark anymore, and quietly nestled in the nest with their children aggrieved.
Bai Ye was satisfied.
Over there, at the ground, Jin Wei pointed to the wall and a large area on the ground with a mighty and domineering face ready to speak.
Zhou Porridge looked at her, he was afraid that Jin Wei would suddenly say to them: "Look, this is the country that the teacher laid down for you!"
Fortunately, she did not.
She just pointed at the pea sprouts and paused for a few seconds, then said, "Where did I go in class?"
Immediately, a clever female classmate replied: "Teacher, you said that after most plants have mutated, the various abilities they have produced make us now have a new problem, and then it is gone."
Jin Wei: "I see, the new problem is that when we obtain the resources we want from them, the difficulty is doubled."
"And the changes in different plants are not the same, which makes it more difficult to collect."
"I believe you know that there are fewer and fewer vegetables in the cafeteria, right? It's because the cost of collecting them has become higher, and then the cost of the whole vegetable is higher."
"Now a new type of work has been born, mainly about the collection of mutated plants."
"It just so happens that there are materials now, so I will let you experience it first."
"Oh, by the way, I have already sold the peas here to the school cafeteria for 29 yuan a catty. When the time comes, record how much you have picked, and I will distribute them uniformly later."
Yang Chen now considers himself Jin Wei's younger brother, and immediately saw the right moment and shouted: "Teacher is mighty!"
For some reason, the people at the scene also shouted after him: "Teacher is mighty."
Jin Wei smiled, and then continued: "The sign of pea ripeness is that the fruit is full, and the belly suture and back suture are slightly cracked. The way of picking is that there is an obvious mark in the middle of the stem. From that place Take it off with a single flick."
"It should be noted that overripe peas will pop out directly from the middle of the peel. When picking, you need to hold down the peels on both sides of them. Also, if you hold the fruit for too long, they will also pop out from the middle."
Then Jin Wei nimbly picked a pea pod from the ground.
In just two seconds, a complete, newly ripened pea pod appeared in her palm.
Jin Wei: "Look, keep it simple."
Zhou Porridge couldn't even see her movements clearly, he said: "Why do I feel that this is not so easy..."
Zhao Xuan: "It feels like the boss is preparing to open up."
Liu Yuyang: "Relax, look at this, there must be a pit!"
Yang Chen retorted fiercely: "I don't allow you to say that about Teacher Jin!"
"What bad intentions does Teacher Jin have? She just wants to have a good time in class!"
Suddenly a tricycle drove over there. There were some bamboo baskets behind the tricycle, and some tin cans with a small movable opening underneath.
The tricycle stopped beside Jin Wei, and Jin Wei took out some gloves from it, and she said, "This is your tool, you can put the whole pea pods you picked into these boxes."
Then Jin Wei patted those jars again, "The other individual peas need to be put into this one."
"Okay, let's get started."
Zhou Porridge and his squad leader went up to collect things, and each of them gave out a pair of gloves.
Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang looked at each other after putting on the gloves.
Liu Yuyang: "Let's go."
When Zhou Congee hung the plastic bag on his wrist, he saw Yang Chen dashing towards the pea field over there.
It looks very imposing.
Then in the next second, Zhou Porridge saw that Yang Chen stepped on something, slipped his foot, tilted his body, and lay on the ground.
"Hahaha……"
Although he looks miserable, this scene is really hilarious.
Bai Ye who was on the tree couldn't help but move his beard a few times and laughed.
Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang went over and grabbed Yang Chen's arm and pulled him up from the ground.
While cursing, Yang Chen bent down and groped under his feet, and finally found a red mushroom on the soil covered by various plants.
The mushroom was about the size of an adult's palm. It was bright red on the top, and its shape was perfect. There was not even a trace of insect bites. The handle under the canopy was white, and it looked like an ordinary red mushroom.
It looks like it's poisonous.
Of course, poisonousness is not the point. After all, they are not so reckless as to eat a mushroom of unknown origin. The point is that everyone present has seen the love-hate relationship between the graduate students in the Edible Fungi Research Center and the mushroom.
Yang Chen: "It's this thing. It suddenly grew out of the soil just now, causing me to lose my footing. Hey, what's wrong with you?"
Before Yang Chen finished speaking, Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang were already standing 8000 meters away from him.
Zhou Congee said with a terrified expression, "Take the mushrooms and stay away from us."
Liu Yuyang: "Forget it, you should just throw him away."
Yang Chen was still a little reluctant: "Isn't this quite normal? Is there any...problem...?"
Before Yang Chen finished speaking, he fell down on the spot, and then he insisted on finishing the sentence while lying on the ground.
Only then did Zhou Congee see some white things floating out of the mushroom in Yang Chen's hand, it should be its spores.
Liu Yuyang yelled, "Damn!"
Zhou Congee immediately turned around and shouted: "Mr. Jin, something happened!"
The students who were still studying peas over there looked over one after another, and then saw Yang Chen thumping on the ground like swimming.
He strikes a perfect breaststroke, thumping hard on the ground.
Jin Wei came over and saw the red mushroom next to Yang Chen's body.
Jin Wei frowned: "What is he doing? Planning to eat mushrooms?"
Zhou Congee shook his head frantically, "He's just curious."
Liu Yuyang: "Yes! He is just curious!"
Jin Wei snapped her fingers, and the man who rode the tricycle just now took out a glove from somewhere, put it on Jin Wei himself, and then took out a mask and handed it to her.
Only then did Zhou Porridge see that although this man was wearing a worker's hat, he had a good face. He looked to be in his 30s, and his temperament seemed to be that of a high-ranking man.
I just don't know why, but he also looks like Jin Wei's younger brother.
While Jin Wei put on her mask and went up to pick up the red mushroom next to Yang Chen, and then took it to a distance to bury it, the man on the tricycle took out a pack of cigarettes from his bag, lit one, and said deeply Take a breath.
Zhou Porridge looked at this man with a story-telling look, and asked curiously, "Brother, you don't look like someone from our school, you don't have the temperament of our school."
The man looked at Zhou Congee, and then said to Zhou Congee: "Actually, I usually drive a Rolls-Royce."
Zhou Congee was puzzled, "Then?"
The man exhaled a smoke ring and continued: "Then Jin Wei said that she doesn't need a domineering president, she just needs a man who drives three wheels and delivers goods for her."
Zhou Congee: "?"
"Now I can drive a series of agricultural machines such as tricycles, farming machines, and seeders. I also opened a seed company and an agricultural product deep-processing company for her, and rented thousands of acres of land for her..."
"Then, I managed to catch up to her."
"hey-hey."
When it came to catching up with Jin Wei, the man's face finally collapsed, showing a smirk.
Zhou Conge was speechless, he was like a dog walking along the roadside, he was suddenly kicked by someone, and he was the one who got kicked by himself!
Zhou Congee: "Brother, your domineering president's temperament has collapsed."
Jin Wei has come back, Zhou Porridge saw the man next to him throw away the cigarette in his hand, and then went up to help her put Yang Chen who was on the ground, pretending to be a fish and unable to breathe on land, Move it up.
Zhou Porridge and the others also went up to help, and successfully put Yang Chen, who kept swaying like a fish, into the tricycle.
Then Zhou Porridge saw a shiny gold logo on the back of the tricycle.
If he is not mistaken, under normal circumstances, this mark should be on a sports car or some kind of elongated car.
Zhou Congee smelled the fertilizer on the tricycle, and there were mud spots everywhere on it, and thinking of its worth, couldn't help but wiped a tear of sympathy for it.
After getting Yang Chen up, Jin Wei also got on the frame behind the tricycle, and then the low-key overbearing president drove them to the school hospital together.
Before leaving, Jin Wei specially told them not to touch the mushrooms lightly when they saw them, and to pay attention to safety. She sent the person to the hospital and came back.
Zhou Porridge answered honestly.
As a result, when they looked back, they found that the students in the class were having a good time. If it weren't for the countless peas jumping in the air, this would be a beautiful and enthusiastic scene of struggle.
The part on the flower bed downstairs of the Qinxue Building and the upper wall are already covered with pea branches and leaves, covering other plants, displaying their mature pea pods.
On the other side of the road were classmates and teachers who were watching the excitement, and they were very sensible and didn't come in to disturb, of course, it may be because of Jin Wei's temperament that is not easy to mess with.
When Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen passed by, Song Peizhu came up and said to them: "The people in Class [-] and Class [-] said that they would pick more than one, and the class with the most prizes would get a bonus."
Zhou Congee: "Where did the bonus come from?"
Song Peizhu smiled, and his eyes were so happy that he narrowed his eyes: "They are betting in the forum, because you are in our class, so buying our class will win the most."
"Then whichever class wins will get a bonus."
After listening to Zhou Congee, he only said, "Are they really so boring?"
Song Peizhu: "It's so much fun, hurry up and work hard for the bonus!"
Song Peizhu stuffed a bag by himself, and then jumped over there happily.
After they dawdled in Yang Chenzhong's "poison" for a while, the peas were fully mature, and the leaves below were beginning to turn yellow. Some of the fully mature pea pods could jump into the sky without touching them.
A classmate grabbed its pods, but they jumped out of the cracked peel and hit the classmate's face.
The classmate let out a wail, and the people around him took a closer look, and it turned out that there were several green dots on his face.
The classmate next to him said: "It seems that they like your face very much!"
That classmate: "Get out!"
Zhou Congee went to the side to take a look. The three classes let go of the peas respectively. The tin jar made the sound of peas beating, while the peas in the frame kept the pea pods in the peel.
He roughly estimated that the number of classes in the first class is obviously more, and the number in the second class is the least, because their class has lost four laborers just now.
People, generally, cannot be compared with each other. Once you start to compare, won't you be determined to win or lose?
Zhou Porridge had just stepped into the pea field, and before the formal operation started, all the jumping peas in the sky stopped for a while, and then they all went to Zhou Porridge's side.
It was crackling, and the peas still carried a little weight. It was like being hit by a small stone on the head. Compared with the rain, it hurt so much.
Zhou Porridge immediately started to scurry away, only Song Peizhu, who was waiting for Zhou Porridge to show off his power, sighed.
"It's over, the golden finger is useless, I can only rely on myself."
Zhou Porridge had no choice but to pick a corner to secretly pick peas, looking like a bullied little daughter-in-law.
The X Agricultural University Forum, the hottest post that was originally extremely active, suddenly stopped for a few seconds, and then the content behind it was completely opposite to the previous content.
"Posted by: Xiao Taohua;
Theme: Who will be the Princess and the Pea in the "Bet Event"?
Content: Everyone already knows what happened before. This is just a simple betting post. At present, we have three contestants in our hands. They are the 2020-level animal major of the Academy of Animal Sciences. The second class you are in, and the third class that doesn't look ordinary, you can choose one of the classes to bet on, the competition method is which class gets the most peas.
In the name of peas, let's launch a pea war in the name of Princess and the Pea!
Betting method: 1. The minimum is one piece, and the maximum is 50 yuan.
2. The final bonus distribution method is that the students who win the bet can share 80.00% of the total prize pool according to the betting ratio, of which 20.00% is the player reward.
3. This event has been approved by the forum administrator @administrator-吴冷风.
The first floor gets sleepy from time to time: Are you stupid, I must choose Zhou porridge!Who doesn't know that the porridge baby has the blood of Shennong!
Willow tree by the lake on the second floor: Brother on the first floor is right!
……
No.60 Go to bed at [-] o'clock on the eighth floor: Report——Zhou Porridge's right-hand man, Yang Chen, has been damaged in battle!
Chang Ting replied that he would go to bed at [-] o'clock: I would like to add that he went crazy after inhaling mushrooms, everyone remember to stay away from the Edible Fungi Research Center!
The little boy picking mushrooms replied to Chang Ting:?Who are you, why did you black our Edible Fungi Research Center?What are your intentions!
……
Chapter 140 Can't wake up on the eighth floor and want to eat: report again——Zhou Congee was repulsed by peas!
Drink more hot water on the 140th floor of [-]: Ha, fortunately, I chose the first class, Meimei is waiting for the money!
On the 150th floor, the King of Barbarians: My heart hurts so much! ... The blue sea on the [-]th floor is lazy: Actually, I still don't want to believe it!I think porridge is fine! "
They think it's okay, but Zhou Porridge thinks it's not. The pea has entered the final stage of decay, all its leaf edges have yellow edges, and all the pea pods are already ripe.
They are no longer picking peas, they are catching them now.
The whole pea war has been in a fever until Jin Wei came back.
The domineering president drove their teacher back in a red tricycle that looked unusually strong.
When Jin Wei came back, she saw that they had almost picked the peas, and she specially praised them.
"Good job, was it fun?"
A group of people with blue faces still expressed their unsatisfactory expressions: "It's fun!"
Jin Wei waved her hand: "Then let me see the fruits of your labor!"
"Ow!"
The most important moment has arrived. Not only Zhou Porridge and his professionals, but also the outsiders are all looking forward to it.
Soon, the canteen staff came with a cart and electronic scales.
The atmosphere at the scene was no less than the announcement of the college entrance examination results, and Zhou Porridge couldn't help becoming nervous when he was brought along.
Someone started counting: "2.5 kilograms per class!"
"Second class 2 kilograms!"
"Third class 2.3 kilograms!"
The people in the first class immediately cheered, and Zhou Porridge saw Song Peizhu's unhappy appearance, so he squeezed to her side to comfort her.
"Squad leader, although everyone lost, it's an honor to lose. If it wasn't for Yang Chen's delay, we would definitely have won! Don't be sad, or I'll treat everyone to drink milk tea."
Song Peizhu gave him a blank look: "You are a boy who spreads money? You still drink milk tea. Next time, we will definitely win next time!"
After she finished speaking, she also glanced at the monitor of class one. The monitor of class one was an introverted boy with glasses, but he was not introverted now, and sparks were almost ignited between the two people's eyes.
Zhou Congee was really convinced. Liu Yuyang came over and hugged Zhou Congee and said, "For this kind of thing, if you don't win next time, our big squad leader probably won't be able to sleep well."
Zhou Porridge blinked at him, and found that the upper eyelid of his left eye was bruised, right in the middle, and it looked unusually conspicuous.
"What's wrong with your eyes?"
"Fuck." Liu Yuyang covered his eyes with one hand and squatted silently to the corner.
Zhao Xuan: "I was smashed by peas, and he has to go on a date in two days."
"Oh--"
Zhou Porridge patted Liu Yuyang on the head comfortingly: "It's okay, after putting on makeup, he's a good man again!"
Liu Yuyang: "I'm too unlucky!"
Zhou Congee: "Hahaha..."
After Jin Wei transferred the money to the monitors of each class on the spot, she announced that the get out of class was over.
"Bring your pea seed, you need to grow it."
Some students raised their hands: "Teacher, will they grow so big?"
Jin Wei: "If it's planted in a flower pot, no."
"Are there any questions? If not, get out of class will be over."
Hearing these words, Bai Ye hurriedly got down from the tree. He rubbed against Zhou Porridge's leg, and after attracting Zhou Porridge's attention, he began to growl his voice and let out a sweet meow.
Sure enough, Zhou Conge picked him up, and headed him with Sanhua, and then started to show off to the students next to him, "Isn't it cute?"
The classmate only thought that Sanhua was just plain-looking and fat, but since it was Zhou Congee's cat, he could only compliment him as he said: "Cute and cute."
Sanhua felt his insincere words, but what did it have to do with him, anyway, in Zhou Porridge's heart, he must be the cutest!
Zhao Xuan: "Stop flaunting cats, go to dinner, Yang Chen is still lying in the hospital."
Not to mention Zhou Congee, I almost forgot, there is still an unlucky guy lying in the hospital.
After going to the cafeteria for a meal, Zhou Porridge put Sanhua back in the dormitory, and then they went to the school hospital with the porridge specially brought for Yang Chen.
The school hospital of their school is not bad, usually there is no problem to see a minor ailment or something, but I don't know if Yang Chen's mushroom poisoning can be dealt with.
When he got there, Yang Chen was already awake a lot. Except that his eyes were a little distorted and his speech was a little unclear, he was much better than before.
At least now he doesn't feel like a fish.
Zhou Porridge helped Yang Chen up from the hospital bed, and put down the small table on the bed for him.Then Liu Yuyang put the porridge in front of him.
Yang Chen was shaking his hands to put the porridge into his mouth with a spoon, and said vaguely: "I saw a dragon, it's shiny golden, its scales are bigger than my own, it's so long, it's flying in the sky, um , It also said that it would choose me as emperor!"
Zhou Porridge answered yes yes perfunctorily, and then saw him use a spoon to send the porridge into his nose, again and again, Liu Yuyang next to him finally couldn't take it anymore, went up and took the spoon in Yang Chen's hand Take it and start feeding him.
Liu Yuyang was disgusted while feeding him: "It's all right now, I'm really your father, it's hard to get through if you don't call me ten times dad when you wake up."
Then he didn't know which sensitive nerve Yang Chen touched, he slapped Liu Yuyang's arm directly, and cursed: "Boldly rebel, how dare you take my throne!"
Liu Yuyang almost spit out a mouthful of blood, Zhou Porridge saw that the situation was not good and said, "I'll ask the doctor if he still needs to hang two bottles of water."
"He doesn't need it anymore. After he sleeps and metabolizes, it will probably be almost ready tomorrow morning."
Before Zhou Congee went out, a doctor came in outside and told them.
"He doesn't smoke very much. There's a man in the next ward who still thinks he's a spider and wants to climb up the wall."
Since Yang Chen had nothing to do, they were in the mood to go to the theater now, Zhou Congee asked directly, "Now?"
"correct."
"It's in the next ward?"
"Yes."
Liu Yuyang immediately put the spoon back into Yang Chen's hand, and the three of them turned around in unison and walked outside.
The ward next door was too exciting. A female student who didn't know which major was sticking tightly to the wall in a big character shape, pretending to be a spider, and her three roommates couldn't pull it off no matter what.
The female classmate pretending to be a spider would switch positions from time to time and run very fast in the ward.
There were nurses waiting to hang water for her beside her, and the whole scene was chaotic.
Liu Yuyang watched it for a while, and only said: "Cherish life, stay away from mushrooms."
Zhou Congee nodded in agreement.
In the end, because Yang Chen still needed to stay in the hospital for one night, Zhou Porridge and the others went back to the dormitory first, planning to pick him up tomorrow.
After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Porridge finally saw the message from Bai Ye.
"Bai Ye: That's right. When I was a child, I said that I would marry you as your wife when I grew up."
Zhou Congee replied: Really?
Zhou Porridge was already used to the time in hell when Bai Ye replied to his messages, and he never thought that he could reply in seconds.
He decided to call Zhou's mother first to find out if it was true.
Soon, Zhou's mother's cheerful voice came from the phone.
"Son, what's the matter?"
Zhou Congee went straight to the point: "Mom, when I was a child, did a little girl cry and shout that she would marry me when she grew up?"
Zhou's mother was silent for a while, and then said: "Porridge, do you want to listen to the truth? Or lie?"
Zhou Congee said in one breath, "Of course it's the truth!"
Zhou's mother: "Then let me tell you, the girl from the old Zhang family next door wanted to grow up to be with you when she was young, but she didn't cry and cry to marry you, she said she wanted you to wait for her when she grew up." She's coming to marry you."
"Actually, I don't agree, because she looks too dark, I want my grandson to be whiter, ah, you ask this question, don't you already be with her? If you are together, at least her Raising chickens is still very powerful.”
Zhou Porridge heard a loud laugh coming from behind him, and then someone forcibly stopped his throat, turning into a weird pig cry.
Zhou Congee didn't want to talk to them anymore, "Mom, are you gone? He's just such a good-looking boy!"
He thought about Bai Ye's appearance, and added, "The one who looks better than me."
Zhou's mother: "Boy...there is no one who looks better than you, but Erniu from the next village has always been motivated to marry you since he was a child."
"Not long ago, I asked me if you would go home during the winter vacation."
Now there was not one big laugh, but two big laughs.
Zhou Congee: "Okay, I see, don't talk about Mom, I hung up, I will call you next time."
Liu Yuyang let out a goose-like laugh, and then said, "I didn't expect Zhou Congee, I didn't expect you to eat both sexes when you were young?"
Zhou Congee was laughed so that he became angry from embarrassment: "What do you know, I am called a natural beauty."
Liu Yuyang: "Yes, yes, natural beauty hahaha."
Sanhua on Zhou Porridge's leg also laughed so hard that her paws loosened.
Since the new class schedule was just started, the courses were not scheduled so quickly, so they had no classes in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, the classmate who lived next door to them came to give them a few flower pots, saying that the senior brother had bought them to grow succulents, but all the succulents died, so they gave them to them.
After delivering the flower pots, they warmly invited them to dig the soil together, saying that the soil fertility in the experimental field of the Institute of Environmental Science and Technology is particularly sufficient.
Liu Yuyang held a negative attitude towards the digging in their words, and he asked, "When will you go?"
The male classmate was Xue Tao, with a dark face, he smiled shyly: "It's about eight o'clock in the evening."
Zhou Congee: "Are you going to steal soil?"
Xue Tao: "Doing experiments, how can it be called stealing?"
Zhou Congee: "We won't go there, you should pay attention, don't dig up the place where people do experiments."
Xue Tao patted his chest and assured: "Of course, we all understand."
Then that night, Zhou Porridge and the others heard that Xue Tao and the others were captured by the students from the Resource and Environmental Institute.
The message was sent directly to Zhou Congee's mobile phone, and the content was, "Zhou Congee, help the world! We were arrested by the Environmental Protection Institute!"
In fact, Xue Tao's plan is quite perfect. There is a teacher in the School of Resources and Environment who specializes in the disposal of rural straw and other waste.
Therefore, experiments are often made to compost some materials, so that the weeds in that field grow better than other places.
They just thought about sneaking some soil around the corners and forgetting about it. There must be no one in the middle of the night. As a result, people are sometimes so unlucky.
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