Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 25 Group buying is even cheaper~

Song Peizhu patted Zhou Porridge's arm, "Relax, it's just that we found something interesting."

Zhou Porridge didn't believe it, he said, "It won't be that you guys have fun in the end, and then I'm the only one who isn't, right?"

Song Peizhu: "How is that possible? Am I that kind of person?"

Song Peizhu took out a finger-sized glass bottle from her schoolbag, with a few pinches of reddish-brown hair in it, and she handed it to Zhou Congee mysteriously.

"Residents from the surrounding villages came to tell us that the things grown at home were bitten by some kind of wild animal, which left these hairs. They also said that they saw the strange appearance of the wild beast."

"We want you to come with us and see what that thing is."

Zhou Congee: "No, isn't our school gate not letting students go out? How did you get out?"

Song Peizhu's face was a little embarrassed, "Oh, don't ask, just say whether you will go or not."

Zhou Porridge was afraid that they would make trouble, so he had to agree.

After talking about the time and place, Zhou Porridge was stabbed in the back by Yang Chen. He turned to look at him, and found that Yang Chen looked like a runaway husky, with words written in both eyes: "Take me, take me!"

Liu Yuyang: "You can take him with you, I'm afraid that if you don't take him, he will cry in the dormitory."

Zhou Porridge felt that he had felt the exhaustion of taking care of his son in advance, he nodded reluctantly, and then said, "Are you going?"

Song Peizhu also said excitedly: "Yes, let's go together!"

Liu Yuyang smiled: "No, I have an appointment."

Zhao Xuan lazily lay on the table and said, "I want to play games."

Song Peizhu: "Good job."

The teacher who didn't know when came in knocked on the blackboard: "Okay, class has started."

As soon as he finished speaking, the bell started ringing outside.

Zhou Conge looked up and saw the above slides. The name of this course is Genetics of Mutant Animals. It is a theoretical course. The first page is the teacher's self-introduction. The teacher who taught them is less than 40 years old, and his name is Wei. Rong, followed by numerous projects he presided over, as well as domestic and foreign papers he published.

The results are fruitful, and it seems to be a big boss.

"It is a wonderful world now, where the boundaries between animals and plants have become blurred. I have studied genes and done cloning, but everything that has happened now has also overturned my cognition."

Although Wei Rong looked like a typical science student, his speech was very interesting, and he was not in a hurry, with a wonderful charm.

Zhou Porridge couldn't help following his words and began to think.

Wei Rong suddenly paused, "I consider myself to be a smart person. I became a professor before I was 40, which is already much better than others."

"But when all the things you are familiar with are overthrown, your three views are reshaped, and what you have learned for many years becomes history in an instant, the blow you receive is unimaginable."

Wei Rong smiled: "Let me tell you a joke. There are three professors under my boss, including me. When we first did the experiment on mutant animals, we all said that there was nothing wrong and that the problem was not big." , In fact, I couldn't accept it in my heart. As a result, we met at the gate of the largest psychological clinic in X City the next morning."

"Not only us, but even a group of teachers from the laboratory next door. They also agreed on the group purchase price, and enthusiastically told us that the group purchase price was at least one-third cheaper."

The whole classroom burst into laughter.

Wei Rong and other students in the class laughed enough, and then said: "Sounds funny, right? In fact, you call this mutation of animals and plants the end of the world, but in our eyes, it is the beginning of a new world." .”

"It is said that the end of science is theology. When I couldn't sleep at night, I wondered whether this situation was normal, whether it was a mutation caused by the critical point in the natural evolution of living things, or the hand of God. Moved the timeline to speed up the process of life evolution?"

"But no matter what it is, it doesn't have much to do with me. Smart people have self-knowledge. I don't think it's possible to find the answer to this kind of question with my ability.

What I should consider more is whether these two excellent traits can appear at the same time in the larger pigs and pigs with fine meat. "

"Food is the most important thing for the people. I think I am still very important."

……

"Finally, I would like to say that no matter what time it is, I hope you will remain in awe of life."

There was a round of applause at the scene, Zhou Porridge felt that this teacher must not only have a degree in animal genetics, he must have at least a minor in psychology!

Yang Chen has been completely conquered by this teacher, and now he is full of fighting spirit to study hard.

"Then let's start the class formally." Wei Rong turned to a PPT page, on which was an exquisite double helix structure of DNA.

"You have also studied genetics before, so I won't introduce more simple things..."

Wei Rong is a good teacher, his lectures are very good, and the examples he gave are very interesting, so that when Zhou Porridge took the whole class, he felt that his mind was full of knowledge.

There are two classes in the morning. After finishing genetics, the 10-minute break is Zhou Congee's collection of mutant plants that they have always been curious about.

The school arranges classes very thoughtfully, and does not arrange different classrooms for the courses that need to be taken consecutively.

Before class, a classmate came up to them and told them to go to some boys to move things.

Zhou Congee wanted to go too, but the boys next to the door moved too fast, so they missed his turn.

When the class was approaching, a few boys came up with pots of different plants, and they all changed in appearance. Except for pea sprouts, Zhou Porridge didn't recognize any of the other plants.

Several boys put their things neatly on the floor of the podium, and then a female teacher wearing a champagne dress and a knitted jacket came in outside the classroom, looking very elegant.

She stood on the podium quietly like this, and for some reason, the classroom gradually became quiet.

Zhou Congee: "Why haven't I met this teacher before, isn't there any information about her on our school's official website?"

Liu Yuyang: "It's too imposing."

Yang Chen squinted his eyes: "But how do I feel that this teacher can go to the bar to dance after taking off his coat?"

Zhou Porridge nodded deeply.

Zhao Xuan: "Hey, why do I look like the big boss in the game I played, I advise you to not mess with her, otherwise you won't know how she died, and it may even cause a full-screen AOE."

"We don't dare either!"

When the class officially started, Zhou Porridge and the others knew that the teacher's name was Jin Wei, and he had just returned from studying abroad. Because of the emergency, they arranged the class directly.

This teacher didn't seem to talk too much, but in fact she didn't talk too much. She gave Zhou Congee a big move as soon as she started class.

She put the post about Zhou Porridge hanging on the white incense tree on the first page of her PPT. In the picture, Zhou Porridge was entangled by the white incense tree and hung face down on the tree like a pendant. Except for him, There is also a circle of people watching the excitement around him.

The content on the picture is a long string of hahaha, expressing the happiness of the host.

Zhou Porridge took a look, and saw that Eddie, who was the host, was very familiar with him. He turned to look at Yang Chen.

Yang Chen closed his mouth that was originally opened.

"I was wrong."

Zhou Porridge continued to stare at him.

Yang Chen: "Well, apart from me, the last time you fell into the lake was sent by Liu Yuyang."

"Also, the last time you rejected the confession of the girl next door was passed on by Zhao Xuan."

Liu Yuyang said directly: "Don't be angry with Zhou Porridge, I will give you the exam scope for the general exam at the end of the semester."

Zhao Xuan was also very calm: "Take you to the upper stage, you can play whatever you want, and you will win."

Yang Chen: "?"

"what about me?"

Zhou Porridge was satisfied, and planned to hack Yang Chen to death.

After officially ringing the bell, Jin Wei clapped her hands on the podium: "Everyone, we are about to officially start class."

"Before we start, I want to ask who is Zhou Congee?"

All the students in the class watched Zhou Congee, and Zhou Congee couldn't hide even if he wanted to.

He raised his hand, and Jin Wei nodded, "It's pretty cute."

"I've read your information. If I remember correctly, Zhou Congee, you have a rare physique that is compatible with animals and plants, but you can still be bullied by some small things, huh?"

Zhou Congee blushed with embarrassment, he really wanted to say, the white fragrant tree is not a small thing, it is something that ordinary people can't beat, okay?For example, Chen Yufeng, Li Hong's teacher.

Yang Chen sighed: "She's like an enlarged version of Senior Sister Shen Nuo..."

Jin Wei continued: "Although I don't understand why I gave you the physique of being a fan, but you mistaken yourself as Cinderella, but I hope you can take my class, so just stand in a daze, don't take it lightly." Anything can bully you."

Jin Wei knocked on the table, and the closed buds on the potted plants that were quietly placed on the ground opened together, red and white, crowded to the brim.

Among them, the small white and purple flowers of the pea sprouts are not conspicuous at all, and they look pitiful inside.

Jin Wei: "Look, since plants have animal-like properties, they will also have corresponding emotions, such as fear."

"My physique is similar to that of Zhou Porridge, but the taste is opposite. They hate me and fear me as well."

"All you need to do is understand them."

Jin Wei took out a sealed bag from her bag, and there were some small green round seeds in it: "So you have a new task, take this thing back to plant, and at the end of the period, I need to see them bloom result."

"Zhou Congee, come up and distribute something."

Zhou Congee hurriedly stood up and went to the podium, Jin Wei handed him the things in her hand.

Only then did Zhou Congee see that those small particles were some emerald green peas, which were different from the previous peas, not a single smooth round shape, but a small tail behind their buttocks.

"One per person."

Zhou Porridge opened the parafilm, poured a few into the palm of his hand, and planned to start with the students next to him.

He felt itchy in his palms, and felt that the peas seemed to be moving, but Zhou Porridge didn't care too much.

Until he put a pea in the hand of the first classmate in the first row, it jumped up.

The author says:

small theater;

Later, Zhao Xuan saw that a high-cold wild king on his list had changed his name: "Zhou Congee, why is this wild king called cute little strawberry?"

Zhou Congee: "Because my name is Little Strawberry."

Bai Ye, who stayed up late to practice skills, has hidden his achievements and fame.

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