Help, I don't want to farm

Although the joys and sorrows of human beings do not understand, but sometimes the human sense of smell also

The joys and sorrows of human beings are sometimes not connected, and sometimes even the sense of smell of human beings is not connected.

For example, now, when Zhou Porridge can't smell anything, what Yang Chen and the others smell is a mixture of flowers and garlic, a strange and indescribable smell. What I got was the smell of cesspit in the long memories of my childhood.

Zhou Conge was dumbfounded when he heard the security guard's call. Although the School of Resources and Environment did have a composting application before, Zhou Conge and the others also went to see it, but it was very high-tech, but it had nothing to do with the cesspit. .

The security uncles drove over in that small patrol car. The whole car was small and miniature, but now it was stuffed with two big men with big arms.

One jumped out of the car with a chainsaw in his hand, and the other driver wore a sackcloth glove like those used on construction sites, with bruises on it, and he didn't know what happened to him before.

Neither of them dared to come over, and stood far away. Among them, the security guard with the chainsaw said, "Who blew up the cesspit? Be honest!"

Zhou Congee: "Uncle, there is no cesspit in our school."

"Then you shouldn't blow up the sewers!"

Zhou Congee was speechless, "It's not the sewer, it's the smell of garlic. Why is your sense of smell different from ours?"

"is it?"

The security guard looked a little disbelieving.

Only Yang Chen suddenly had an idea, and remembered that there were still well-preserved garlic, so he directly moved it over there and put it in front of the security guard.

"Uncle, this is the thing. If you don't believe me, we didn't blow up the sewer."

The security guard looked at the garlic on the ground like a scourge, and desperately moved aside.

Then a strange triangle was formed at the scene. Zhou Congee took the cat and the dog to stand in a corner, two security guards stood in a corner, Fu Yu and Yang Chen took another corner, and put It is a flower pot, which has become a complete equilateral triangle.

The scene was quiet for a while, and the big head of the security uncle finally remembered that he had a business to come here, so he said, "Isn't it that someone was tied up by a tree, where is it?"

Fu Yu: "Ah, uncle, you are late, we have already got him down."

Uncle Security: "Then you guys are amazing. Two days ago, there was a person who tossed on it for three hours and didn't get off."

Fu Yu: "What did you finally get?"

Security guard Dashu: "That's not true. The boss has lost his strength. He still has a lot of flesh on his body, and we can hardly lift it."

Li Hong admitted frankly with a smile: "Yes, it is my teacher."

Zhou Congee was puzzled: "Why do you look so proud?"

Li Hong: "Don't you think my teacher is very good? Only this kind of people can grow the most delicious food! Next time my teacher cooks, you can come to our laboratory to try it out, and make sure you can't eat it. move."

"Of course, my dream is to be like my teacher!"

Zhou Congee looked at him: "Come on."

Seeing that nothing happened, the security uncle drove his small patrol car to the other side. They are also very busy now, and there are too many accidents happening now, so they don't know where to go to rescue those unlucky students now.

When they left, they kept emphasizing that the garlic on the ground should be taken away, saying that it was really disgusting.

Even the uncle who thinks garlic smells like a cesspit is still muttering while walking: "I have never seen such a thing in my life..."

In the end, the pot of garlic was taken away by Chang Yue. She was still a little interested in the wonderful taste of garlic, and then Liu Yuyang went up and talked to Chang Yue, saying that the garlic was borrowed from the Plant Protection Institute. Two pots.

After all, it was borrowed, but you will have to pay it back later.

Liu Yuyang is very happy now. He had been frowning just now, thinking that he can't be allowed to grow garlic in the dormitory, right?Well now, someone finally solved this puzzle.

In the end, all the people who had come to see Zhou Congee dispersed, and only Chen Yichen came up to Zhou Congee with a good conscience and told Zhou Congee that he had a pet shower gel with a particularly long-lasting fragrance, and he would bring it to him later.

Zhou Congee said thank you, and now he just wants to go back and take a shower.

He went back to the dormitory alone, Yang Chen and the others planned to go to the cafeteria to have a meal first, and made an appointment to bring him his favorite braised chicken.

Zhou Porridge trotted along with the cat in his arms, lowering his head and not daring to look at anyone. As soon as he arrived at the dormitory, he took off his outer clothes and threw them into a garbage bag and tied them up.

Then he took a change of clothes and went into the bathroom. As soon as he stepped into the bathroom, he suddenly remembered that he had to wash anyway, so why not wash the cat together.

He turned around and walked out of the bathroom door, picked up the fat cat on the ground, and walked into the bathroom.

Bai Ye: "?"

Happiness came too suddenly, but it was a bit unacceptable for a while.

Bai Ye panicked.

Humans really can't catch a cat without any precautions. He ran out of Zhou Porridge's arms, slipped his foot halfway, almost bumped his head on the chair, and then it jumped onto the chair. On the top of the cabinet next to Zhou Congee's bed, he looked at Zhou Congee in horror.

Zhou Porridge waved at Sanhua: "Mimi, come down."

Sanhua didn't jump into his arms like before, but shrank back in, not daring to look at Zhou Congee.

Zhou Conge thought for a while, maybe cats don't like to take a bath, so he picked up his phone from the table and started calling Chen Yichen.

Zhou Congee: "Brother Chen, do you have a cat washing bag? Can you bring me one together?"

Chen Yichen: "What's the matter, your Sanhua is so obedient in your hands and doesn't want to take a bath?"

Zhou Porridge said depressedly: "I don't think it's afraid of water? When I carried it into the bathroom just now, it ran away. I haven't let it go into the water yet."

Chen Yichen: "That's it?"

Zhou Congee: "Yes, originally I wanted to take a bath and washed it together."

Chen Yichen fell into silence, and wanted to sing a cool song to Bai Ye.

Chen Yichen: "Then leave it alone, and wash it alone later."

Zhou Congee: "Okay."

When Yang Chen and the others came back, Zhou Porridge had rubbed Sanhua several times by himself, and he still couldn't figure out why this Sanhua was willing to take a bath again after he took a bath.

For this reason, he called Chen Yichen again, telling him not to bring a cat washing bag, and the cat was willing to take a bath again.Then Chen Yichen's comment was, "It's too skinny, just give it a good beating."

After Zhou Porridge dried Sanhua with a towel, he put Sanhua on the sink next to him, covered his head and dried it with a hair dryer.

After Yang Chen put the yellow stewed chicken on the Zhou Congee table, he stood by the glass door and started chatting with him.

"Just now someone downstairs asked us why the dormitory is so smelly, is the sewer leaking or someone is eating shit."

Then Yang Chen laughed, and said, "The student who was asked said that someone seems to be eating snail noodles."

Liu Yuyang inside said loudly: "Then the onlookers quit, saying that the person insulted the snail noodles, which are obviously so delicious."

Yang Chen: "In the end they quarreled, and I, as a new youth in the new era, naturally wanted to stop this conflict from happening."

Zhou Porridge turned off the hair dryer in his hand, and replaced it with a comb to comb the hair of Sanhua in his arms, "Then you went up to persuade the fight?"

Yang Chen: "How is it possible, I just went up and told them that this is neither feces nor fusilli, it's just garlic hahaha."

Zhou Congee looked at him: "You are so arrogant, you were not beaten?"

Yang Chen: "How is it possible, I run so fast."

Zhou Porridge gave him a thumbs-up, then turned Sanhua over and combed its belly hair. After he finished brushing, he saw that Sanhua was so comfortable that his eyes were closed.

The more he looked the cuter he was, he couldn't help but buried his face in its belly and sucked it twice, then kissed it twice on the face.

Bai Ye felt numb all over his body, but he didn't dare to resist, so he turned over and buried himself in Zhou Porridge's arms, pretending to be shy.

Zhou Porridge hugged Sanhua and smiled, while Yang Chen next to him looked speechless.

"Just hold your cat and go there."

Zhou Congee looked indifferent: "It's not impossible."

When he was eating, his stewed yellow chicken was only warm. The school cafeteria was quite generous, but this time, Zhou Congee felt too generous.

Looking at the full chicken nuggets and few potatoes, as well as the faintly visible green peppers and red peppers, he asked in surprise, "So, is meat very cheap now?"

Liu Yuyang: "The cafeteria said that vegetables are too expensive, let us eat less, and they also said that young people should eat more meat."

Zhao Xuan: "Excuses are all excuses."

Zhou Congee carefully rummaged through every inch of the bowl, picking out every piece of garlic and throwing it away.

He also has a psychological shadow on garlic now.

And in the afternoon, Chen Yichen finally brought the legendary long-lasting shower gel to Zhou Congee, and then asked him if he wanted to bathe Rhubarb and them together.

Zhou Congee rejected him and said that he would not go out in a short time.Because after recovering his sense of smell, he finally smelled how weird his body smelled before.

Chen Yichen expressed his understanding, and said that Zhou Congee's image had not been affected, which made him feel at ease.

At that time, Zhou Porridge didn't say a word after listening, and just closed the door of the dormitory in front of Chen Yichen.

For the rest of the vacation, Zhou Porridge did what he said, and stayed in the dormitory until classes officially started.

There are only 78 students in Zhou Porridge's class, and they are divided into three classes. Generally, the theoretical courses of majors are taught by the whole major, and they are divided into classes when doing experiments.

Zhou Porridge deeply remembered that when he stepped into the classroom that day, everyone in the classroom paid attention to him.

Only Song Peizhu, the monitor of their second class, waved wildly at him: "Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee, sit here!"

Before Zhou Conge put down the things in his hands, Song Peizhu asked excitedly: "Zhou Congee, I want to ask you to do me a favor."

Zhou Congee became vigilant in an instant: "What are you doing?"

The author says:

Bai Ye: "Actually, I really want to, but..."

Zhou Congee: "Maybe I should neuter my cat."