Help, I don't want to farm

Soon, a classmate from the Bee Academy also joined the discussion, "I know, I know! It seems to be about the ownership of the Baixiang tree. I heard that the honey made from the pollen of the Baixiang tree is particularly good!"

"Is it tasty?"

"What does it smell like?"

"Is the bee in your college still placed in the old position in the back mountain?"

Hearing this question, the excited students of the Bee Academy immediately calmed down. He said vigilantly to the students who raised this question: "I won't tell you, you don't want to steal it? I'll tell you those who are now Bees are terrible."

"Hey, how is it possible, I am not that kind of person with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Zhou Congee was still very curious about who won the fight, so he stood at the back and asked Li Hong, "Then who won in the end?"

Li Hong: "Of course it's my teacher. With Professor Qunfeng's small body, how could he beat our teacher?"

Zhou Congee: "Who is Professor Qunfeng? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

The students from the Bee Academy over there hurriedly continued to add the basic information of the gossip object: "Professor Qunfeng, he had been raising bees at the base in the mountains before, and he didn't come back until the animals and plants mutated. He is 1.7 meters tall and weighs [-], very Thin. But I heard that I have practiced some kind of martial arts, or taekwondo, but I don’t know how far I have practiced.”

Then Zhou Porridge remembered that the mulberries at school last year were ripe, and the chubby middle-aged man who grabbed the mulberries with them was 1.8 meters tall and weighed 180 catties.

If there is no accident, Li Hong's teacher, Professor Chen Yufeng, should be able to stand up and be comparable to Professor Qunfeng's two bodies.

An idea emerged in the minds of the students present. It seems that even if they have practiced, they can't resist the weight offensive...

Li Hong continued: "The situation at that time was like this. Professor Qunfeng believed that the white fragrant tree could be planted as a high-quality honey source. It would be too wasteful to eat it directly, otherwise it would all be used to make honey."

"And my teacher thinks that it is the best to eat it directly in the stomach. The white incense tree can completely become a new type of crop to promote planting, and the Bee Academy is not used to join in the fun."

"Then they talked and talked, and neither of them could convince the other, and then the conversation collapsed, and finally they fought."

"As you all know, my teacher is tall and fat, like a mountain in front of Professor Qunfeng, I only saw Teacher Qunfeng clenched his fist, and punched my teacher in the stomach, and was bounced back A butt squat."

"Everyone at the scene laughed. My teacher was very embarrassed and even came back and talked to me for a long time."

Zhou Congee: "That's it?"

Li Hong: "What do you think? Could it be that the two of them were beaten to death?"

The classmate from the Bee Academy suddenly added: "It's no wonder that Professor Qunfeng always posted some sad poems in Moments two days ago, so he was stimulated."

Li Hong: "It's gone, it's gone, it's not a big deal."

The gossip tea party was over, the students around walked away, those who were doing business were doing business, only Zhou Porridge and the others, under Yang Chen's father's begging, tried to get some flowers of the white fragrant tree to eat as snacks.

They didn't prepare anything, but fortunately Li Hong and the others were fully equipped, and they took out many disposable masks and a few sickles.

After getting all the equipment together, they faced a new problem, who would attract the monsters.

Zhou Porridge didn't want to go, the smell of garlic was really bad, even if he was wearing a bag now, he couldn't bear the faint stench anymore.

In the end, only Yang Chen was left. After all, it was his idea. In the end, he also put on a mask, and then endured the humiliation and picked up a pot of garlic.

The smell almost knocked him backwards, he hurried to run to the side of the white incense tree, Zhou Porridge and the others also gripped the sickle tightly.Except for Zhou Congee, Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang both looked awkward holding a sickle. They both grew up in the city and had never been in the field, let alone wielding a sickle.

Yang Chen's movements were quick, he came to the base of the white incense tree with the garlic on his hips, swiftly threw the basin to the ground, pulled the bag on it outside and ran outside.

Yang Chen has lived half his life, and has never smelled such a pungent smell. Even with a mask on, his eyes are now directly smoky red, and tears are streaming down his face.

At this moment, he even thought about the obituary of being smoked to death. It said that this person was not a vampire, but he also died of garlic. Please observe 3 minutes of silence for him.

Soon, the white incense trees in the area around the pot of garlic started to move, and after they threw the garlic out of the ground, Zhou Porridge and the others also began to rush in.

When Zhou Porridge smelled the mixed smell of garlic and white flowers, he regretted why he couldn't wear a mask. This is simply an unbearable pain in life.

But now he couldn't regret it anymore, so he could only rush inside with a sullen head. When he avoided the branches in the air and got inside, the smell finally smelled much better.

Because there was not much time, Zhou Porridge started harvesting frantically when he arrived at the ground. He didn't look carefully, and grabbed a handful of stems and started cutting with a sickle.

Because there are enough white flowers inside, every time you catch it, you will get a lot of it, which gives people a sense of accomplishment.

He was almost addicted to the satisfaction of this kind of harvest. He only felt that there were more and more flowers around him, and he was really happy.

Until Li Hong outside saw something was wrong, he called him, "Zhou Congee, you come out first! It wants to catch you!"

He wanted to run outside with a bouquet of flowers in his arms, but before he ran a few steps, he felt something wrapped around his waist, and he was dragged back.

Zhao Xuan and the others ran outside when they heard it, but Bai Xiangshu ignored them.

Li Hong watched more and more stems wrapping around Zhou Porridge's waist, and muttered to himself: "It's over..."

Yang Chen looked at him in horror: "What's going on? Zhou Congee will be fine, right?"

Li Hong shook his head with a heavy face: "An accident will not happen, but it will be very embarrassing."

Yang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you don't get hurt, it's nothing to lose face, we Zhou Congee have a thick skin."

Then he laughed a few times, and even took out his mobile phone to take a video.

Zhou Porridge, who had already been hung on the tree, relaxed his body helplessly, he had given up the useless struggle, even if it meant losing face, it should be a comfortable one.

Zhou Porridge is now personally experiencing its intelligence. They even trapped himself with a force that was neither loose nor tight but made him unable to break free. He shouted at Yang Chen: "Yang Chen! I mean its IQ Being taller than you is an insult to it, it can also seduce, and it can also make people relax, so that it will definitely score higher than you in the college entrance examination.”

Yang Chen: "That's right, it has caught a poor human right now."

Zhou Porridge sighed a little, "Get me down quickly."

Yang Chen: "Here we come." Seeing that there was excitement again, many students gathered around again, and Zhou Porridge had vaguely heard his name appearing in the discussion.

Five minutes later, before Yang Chen and the others could find a solution, Fu Yu and Chang Yue came, and then Zhou Congee was severely laughed at.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Congee's hanging style appeared on the homepage of the forum. Shen Nuo, Liu Wei, and Ji Yunyan rushed to the scene and watched.

Twenty or ten minutes later, the main road was full of students, and the road was completely surrounded.And even Xu Hu and Chen Yichen who were far away also rushed to the scene.And Yang Chen and the others finally remembered that they could notify the security office.

After 10 minutes, Zhou Congee has learned to entertain himself, well, the soil below is very dark and wet.

It seems that the nutrition is sufficient. Hey, there are such fat earthworms in the soil. I don’t know how to use them for fishing.

In the end, before the people from the security office arrived, the dogs on the other side had already received the news and rushed over.

They squeezed in between people's legs, and then squatted together in front of Zhou Porridge, looking at him with their tongues out.Then Zhou Porridge felt his head heavy, and a pair of cat's paws pressed on his head. Sanhua lowered his head and licked his hair, as if to comfort him.

"I'm so ashamed that I'm thrown into the animal world..."

His mind turned back and forth for a while, and then the three-colored cat was still reliable, it barked at the dogs a few times, and then the rhubarb and the others dispersed.

The students in that area only felt that the smell of garlic around them was getting stronger and stronger, and then they saw the rhubarb and the others happily returning with the garlic smashed by the white fragrant tree.

After being smashed, the power of the garlic began to multiply. Everyone felt that they were suddenly attacked by biochemical weapons, and they all started to flee outside.

In the end, only Zhou Porridge's friends were still standing on the battlefield, Yang Chen hesitated to speak, he really wanted to say this simple method, they have already tried it.

Although the white incense tree will still scatter, but the few sticks that are entangled with Zhou Porridge still won't let go, they are very fine.

But unexpectedly, the dogs didn't simply throw the things over, but gave the things to the Sanhua cat.

If the offering wasn't for the stinky garlic, the whole scene would be pretty majestic.

Sanhua had a serious chubby face, and covered her paws with a thick layer of garlic juice, and then spread them on the things tied with Zhou porridge.

Zhou Porridge only felt that the stable stem began to twitch regularly, it seemed to be very tangled, and finally it couldn't stand it anymore, and directly put Zhou Porridge back on the ground, and began to twitch wildly in the air.

As soon as Zhou Porridge was out of trouble, he hugged the Sanhuamao who was watching the fun behind his back and left.

He ran towards Yang Chen and the others, but as soon as he approached, those people backed away, as if he had turned into a man-eating monster.

Zhou Congee: "What are you doing?"

Fu Yu: "I advise you not to come here, or I will call the police and arrest you immediately, the reason is that someone tried to smoke me to death with garlic!"

Yang Chen pinched his nose and said, "Don't come here, I'm already dying."

Zhou Congee moved his nose, his sense of smell had already lost its function after smoking for too long.He lowered his head and looked at Sanhua in his arms. Sanhua looked at him innocently. After all, it was just a kitten, and the kitten didn't know anything.

In the distance, the security patrol car driving over there had a rough male voice shouting: "Who is so big and blows up the cesspit? Everyone stop!"

The author says:

Who blew up the cesspit?It turned out to be Zhou porridge!