Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Congee: "According to the current posture, it is really impossible to get something from the mutant plants without some technology."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Chen suddenly called out: "Ah! I suddenly remembered something. The little white flower tree under the laboratory building in our courtyard has a new name, what is it called Baixiang tree? The stalk where it blooms is delicious!"

Zhao Xuan: "How did you find out?"

Yang Chen: "It is said that the bees from the Bee Academy went to fight with them several times, and they were discovered by the students from the Bee Academy."

"After the news spread, some students wanted to try it, but they didn't know what was going on, and they pissed off the tree, and then there was a naive student who was hung up for several hours before being rescued. .”

Zhou Porridge remembered the way the branches of the white incense tree danced wildly, and felt admiration for their courage.

Yang Chen: "Of course, that's not the point. The point is that the tree is actually angry!"

Zhou Congee: "Why don't people get angry, you will get angry."

Yang Chen: "But it's a tree, how can a tree be angry?"

Zhou Congee: "But I feel that its IQ is higher than yours."

Yang Chen: "Why did you attack me personally?"

Liu Yuyang stopped the two people from attacking each other suddenly, and said, "And then started the garlic activity circulating in the campus?"

Zhou Congee's eyes lit up, "What garlic activity, why didn't I know?"

Liu Yuyang: "The classmate who was hung up was doing garlic-related experiments, and his body smelled of garlic. I just didn't expect that Baixiangshu would hate garlic and attacked him directly."

"Later, some students with high spirits of "studying" discovered the reason through experiments, so now a bunch of people are holding garlic and going to smoke the white incense tree. "

Zhou Congee: "What the hell?"

Liu Yuyang shrugged, "Who knows, they are just so boring."

Only Yang Chen looked at Liu Yuyang anxiously like a puppy: "Don't you think it's interesting? Let's go play, let's go play!"

Liu Yuyang yue: "Don't talk to me in this tone, you are not my goddess, this tone will only make me want to hit you."

Yang Chen: "Hey, Dad, please."

Liu Yuyang: "Will Zhou Congee go?"

Zhou Porridge thought for a while, and it was okay to have some fun for the boring vacation, so he nodded.

As a social butterfly, Liu Yuyang made a decision and said, "Then I'll go to the Plant Protection Institute in the afternoon to borrow two pots of garlic."

Yang Chen: "Yeah, Dad is so kind."

An hour later, the educational administration system of X Agricultural University finally stabilized tremblingly, Zhou Porridge and the others finally refreshed it, and then saw their brand new class schedule.

The curriculum of each university includes those aspects, except for the required professional courses that they do not need to choose, and the professional elective courses with a small range of choices, only the elective courses and physical education courses that they choose from a wide range.

Zhou Porridge saw that their majors required courses, some of which were similar to the previous schedule, including breeding, reproduction, nutrition of mutant animals, and production of various animals. Unlike the previous schedule, they added It is related to many mutant plants, including collection of mutant plants, anatomy, planting and breeding of animal-like mutant plants.

The compulsory courses of majors all include corresponding experimental courses. Looking at the long list of courses, Zhou Porridge suddenly said: "Is it too late for me to drop out now?"

Yang Chen: "Ah, we still have so many elective majors. It's so cool. I'll let it die."

Only Zhao Xuan silently chose the compulsory physical education basketball class for himself, and the next second he saw that the basketball class was full, he said calmly: "The physical education class is gone."

Zhou Porridge hurried to order physical education class, and then saw that the other classes were all full, and only one physical dance was left.

"Is it so fast??"

Yang Chen: "What is sports dance?"

Liu Yuyang: "I guess it's cheerleading?"

Yang Chen wailed, "I don't want it!"

Zhao Xuan: "Isn't that great? It's so cool to have classes indoors, and there's air conditioning in summer."

Zhou Porridge ordered the sports dance sadly, and said: "I have nothing, can I retake if I fail the physical education class?"

Zhao Xuan touched his head, "Relax, even if you jump up to two tigers, maybe the teacher may let you pass because of your good looks."

At the same time, Liu Yuyang, who was next to him, also received several classmates who asked him directly or implicitly what course Zhou Porridge had chosen for physical education.

After all, there are many times in physical education that require interaction. What if it becomes the same as Zhou Porridge? After all, people have dreams.

Liu Yuyang replied to everyone with a smile on the sports dance, and then got a lot of question marks.

After all, sports dance is outrageous.

Zhou Conge chose pet nutrition and other courses that looked more interesting for his elective courses, and then the course selection was completely over.

With a sad heart, he climbed into bed. He felt that his fame might be ruined in physical education class.

Seeing his absent-minded appearance, Zhao Xuan thoughtfully went to bring him food.

After dinner, Liu Yuyang first went to the laboratory of the Plant Protection Institute on the other side to borrow garlic, and Zhou Porridge and the others waited for him directly at Baixiangshu.

After getting the land, Zhou Porridge and the others knew that the strangely-named garlic activity was so popular.

The downstairs of the Academy of Animal Sciences is full of white fragrant trees, which spread out for a long area and become a natural protective wall.

Before they walked in, Zhou Porridge and the others could smell the strong smell of garlic. Zhou Porridge watched helplessly as a classmate wearing several layers of masks held a flowerpot covered in a black bag and put it in the originally quiet Baixiang tree roots.

Then the man quickly tore open the black bag on the flowerpot.

Zhou Porridge only saw half a head of garlic the size of an adult man's fist protruding from the flower pot, and then some gray-blue smoke came out from the long stems and leaves of the garlic.

Zhou Porridge doesn't need to think about it to know that it must have a strong garlic flavor. It looks a bit like the garlic in Plants vs. Zombies.

And now its function looks a bit similar to the garlic in Plants vs. Zombies, the same smoked zombie, no, smoked tree.

After about two or three seconds, the entangled stem of the white incense tree loosened. It first entangled the garlic on the ground and threw it far away, and then launched an attack on the surrounding air, as if trying to dispel the surrounding smell .

Soon, the rich sweet aroma mixed with the very strong smell of garlic hit them like Zhou porridge along the breeze.

They mixed into a very disgusting smell. The next second, Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen vomited in unison.

Then the three of them frantically ran towards the upwind, no wonder there were no people on their side just now, it turned out that other people had already smoked the white incense tree and gained experience, and they all knew to stand on the upwind.

In addition to them, some people ran towards the direction of the white incense tree with sickles, trying to cut off all the fragile white flowers protected by the white incense tree.

Because there are long flower stalks under the flowers of the white incense tree, after they cut them off, they hold the flowers like ears of wheat.

Layers upon layers, it looks like a sheet of falling snow.

Zhou Porridge was really amazing, "Where did their sickles come from?"

A student next to him replied, "I borrowed it from the Agricultural College."

Zhou Congee: "Agricultural College?"

The classmate continued: "You are behind the news, right? It was the teacher from the Agricultural College who started it first."

Yang Chen: "Professor Chen Yufeng?"

There is a teacher in the Agricultural College who loves to eat and knows how to eat. Which student of X Agricultural University doesn't know?But it's still weird for a teacher to do this for food.

Now Zhou Porridge is concerned about another thing, "Professor Chen Yufeng is so fat, can he outrun the white fragrant tree?"

That classmate: "Then you don't know, Professor Chen is the first person to be tied to it."

Yang Chen: "What? Didn't you say that the first person to be tied up was a student?"

The classmate blinked at Zhou Porridge and said in a low voice, "Because the people in the Agricultural College felt ashamed, they said it was done by the students."

Zhou Congee looked at him suspiciously: "Then how did you know?"

The classmate stretched out his hand to Zhou Congee: "You are Zhou Congee, right? I am Li Hong from the Agricultural College, a student of Professor Chen Yufeng, and I have known you for a long time."

Zhou Congee: "?"

Yang Chen: "?"

Zhao Xuan: "?"

Zhou Porridge shook hands with him speechlessly, "Does your teacher know about your teacher's dark history outside like this?"

Li Hong smiled: "My teacher doesn't care about these, by the way, have you eaten this?"

"No."

Li Hong grabbed a few from the hands of the students next to him and handed them to them, "Try?"

Zhou Porridge took one from Li Hong's hand and looked at it. It was a long smooth green stem with a small white flower at the top of the stem, the flower was only the size of a fingernail.

"how to eat?"

Li Hong: "Bite directly." Li Hong directly broke off the fracture cut by the sickle below and threw it away, then put the rest in his mouth and started chewing.

They put the Zhou porridge into their mouths in a similar manner. The inside of its stem is like a net structure, enveloping the thick honey-like juice.

But it's not as sweet as honey, with a strong plant fragrance, and it doesn't have a lot of hard-to-eat dregs like sugarcane at the end of chewing.

"This is really delicious!"

"Wow, just make snacks!"

"Are you going to eat it?"

After finally rushing back, Liu Yuyang said behind them holding two flower pots covered with bags.

Li Hong greeted warmly: "Hi, would you like some?"

Yang Chen echoed: "It's really delicious!"

Only Zhou Porridge smelled the faint smell of garlic, and quietly stood a little further away.

And Liu Yuyang, as a social expert, met a social terrorist like Li Hong. The two chatted while eating, and soon the two became lively.

Then Zhou Porridge and the others heard some unknown gossip. The power of the gossip was too great, and there were more and more people around, and exclamations came out from time to time.

"Wow, all the sugar cane planted in the sugar cane center ran away?"

"What?"

"Someone tried to catch a fish in Peach Lake and was bitten?"

"Aren't there all koi in there? Can they bite people?"

"What? Professor Chen Yufeng fought with Professor Qunfeng from the Bee Academy?"

The gossip about the teacher was so exciting, Li Hong just looked up and saw excited faces, which startled him, no wonder he felt that the surroundings were getting more and more crowded.

Someone asked excitedly: "How did you fight? How did you fight? Who won?"

The author says:

Li Hong had a proud face: "My teacher is a bully, he can fight!"