Help, I don't want to farm

On the wooden chairs by the Peach Lake of X Agricultural University, the four people in 302 were drinking milk tea while listening to Zhou Porridge's talk about what happened just now.

"Zhou Congee, are you sure he is procrastinating?" Yang Chen asked with wide eyes.

Zhou Porridge's face was still a little red, "I said it was dragging, and that person dragged me and put me behind him, and then those monkeys ran away for some reason."

Yang Chen and the others looked at each other, expressing deep doubts about the dragging behavior he described.

But no one raised any objections, because it felt like Zhou Porridge would perform a live performance of a rabbit digging a hole, and then got in.

Zhao Xuan asked calmly, "And then?"

Zhou Congee: "Then it's gone."

"That Yu Dehai said that the monkey liked me very much, and then felt that the unknown and dangerous animal that marked me was not around me, so he wanted to challenge its authority."

Liu Yuyang: "What is an unknown dangerous animal?"

Zhou Porridge sniffed his arm, and there was nothing but lemon-flavored shower gel. "I don't know. I don't know what the sign is. I didn't smell anything?"

Liu Yuyang: "Don't use your nose to challenge the sense of smell of animals, okay?"

Zhou Porridge: "Okay, hey, I have another piece of good news to tell you. I will be the future druid, elf prince, Shennong, the farming prince who loves flowers when flowers bloom and animals love animals."

Yang Chen almost spit out a mouthful of milk tea, "Brother, just say you are a Disney princess."

Zhao Xuan: "Will that prevent you from failing your exam at the end of the semester?"

Zhou Congee was a little skeptical: "It should be fine, right?"

Liu Yuyang: "Can you help me with your graduation thesis?"

Zhou Congee: "I don't think it's a big problem."

Yang Chen: "Then can you pass level six this time?"

Zhou Porridge turned to stare at him: "Nizi, our father-son relationship is over!"

In fact, there is a part of Zhou Porridge that I haven't talked about yet. After the monkey was scared back into the cage by a certain man, Bai Ye said to him, "Didn't you have a lot of courage when you were young?"

At that time, Zhou Porridge was dumbfounded. He looked up at the man who was half a head taller than him, "We met when we were young?"

Bai Ye: "Forgot? Forget it."

Zhou Congee: "What do you mean?"

Before Bai Ye could answer, someone called him, "Bo Ye, let's go."

Zhou Congee followed the voice and saw a man in black clothes and a black hat. There were many soldiers standing behind him. His face looked a bit like Bai Ye's, but he looked much more mature than Bai Ye.

Bai Ye didn't turn his head to look at him, but ground his teeth and looked at Zhou Porridge's neck.

Zhou Congee shrank very sensitively, "Someone called you."

Bai Ye: "I know. Take out your phone and add me as an X letter."

This man was so intimidating, Zhou Conge honestly took out his phone, and Bai Ye saw that his wallpaper was a fat three flower rolled into glutinous rice balls.

For some reason, Zhou Porridge could feel that the man in front of him was suddenly in a much better mood, even his tone was much better.

"Add me, 158XXXXXXX."

Bai Ye watched with satisfaction as Zhou Porridge honestly sent a friend request.

Bai Ye: "Be careful next time."

Then left.

Only Zhou Porridge was left behind, and then he heard what the man calling Bai Ye was saying vaguely: "Looking for...he is..."

And what Bai Ye replied, Zhou Porridge didn't hear clearly.

After knowing it, Zhou Porridge finally realized that he seemed to be teased?

But, why did Bai Ye act like he was a scumbag?

Zhou Porridge couldn't help but began to recall his youthful years, sure that he had never had a puppy love?

Yu Dehai stood aside and didn't go up to bother, after all he couldn't get in the way of the atmosphere, and finally waited for Zhou Congee to calm down before he went up to apologize.

"I'm very sorry. Today's situation is our mistake. The key to the cage was stolen from the staff's pocket by a monkey. If this continues, we may need to replace it with a fingerprint lock."

Zhou Congee: "Will monkeys attack people casually?"

Yu Dehai: "Normally not, but not necessarily if you say so, they may arrest you and collect them."

Zhou Congee: "Okay."

Yu Dehai: "Your physique is very special, and it is very useful. You just need to pay attention to it. Don't go to places with many animals. There should be no problem at ordinary times."

"By the way, if you engage in agriculture in the future, you will get twice the result with half the effort."

Zhou Congee: "..."

"Thank you, I'm going to be a landlord after I graduate."

Yu Dehai: "That can't be better. Well, you are also shocked, go back and rest."

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When the people in 302 returned to the dormitory, Sanhuamao was already in the dormitory. Another day passed after the wonderful holiday. Zhou Porridge and the others sat in their seats and lived a decadent life again.

Zhou Conge rubbed Sanhua's round head, picked up the phone and saw that the friend request he had sent to Bai Ye earlier had been approved.

Zhou Conge saw that Bai Ye's profile picture was a Q version of a rabbit. Zhou Conge thought that this person really couldn't see that he still had a girlish heart, so he wanted to click on it, but ended up using X with a flick of his hand. Believe in the useless pat function.

I patted "Bai Ye".

Zhou Congee: "??"

"WTF?"

Zhou Congee was in a hurry and wanted to withdraw, but he really withdrew it.

He waited quietly for a few minutes, and saw that there was no response from the other side. He thought that he seemed not very polite, so he sent a message pre-emptively.

"Hello, did we meet when we were kids?"

After waiting for a while, before the other party replied to him, he received a notice from Lao Zhou of the class group first.

X Agricultural University's 2020-level animal science professional group, "Counselor-Lao Zhou: @All members, the new professional training plan has been updated in the educational affairs system, please check it in time, at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, you can choose courses according to the training plan, Good luck to everyone. There are two more days to the holiday, so please stay safe.

Li Li: Wish us good luck, let the school repair the server!Every time I can't squeeze in!

Zhu Zhuangzhuang:?Why do I still have to go to class, I want to go out and fight monsters!

Liu Changsheng: Isn't the outside organizing a team to search for useful materials?You can try it.

Counselor-Lao Zhou: The new curriculum keeps pace with the times, and there are too many unknown things now, so everyone should study hard.

Yang Chen: But we seem to be unable to beat a rabbit, right? @ Zhou porridge;

As soon as Yang Chen's words came out, the original serious topic was completely distorted. The students below started hahaha, and then began to copy all the words Yang Chen posted.

Zhou Porridge ruthlessly sent Yang Chen a poop-eating emoji, and Yang Chen started laughing like a fool over there.

After Zhou Porridge read the message, he clicked on the dialog box with Bai Ye. There was still only his own message in it, and there was still no reply on the other side.

He thought for a long time, but he still didn't understand what the man meant by asking him to add him on WeChat, but he ignored him.

After thinking about it, Zhou Porridge still couldn't figure it out, and then he tried to find help from his pig teammates.

"Sons, my friend encountered a problem. He said that he was actively added to WeChat, but the person who sent a message to that person ignored him. What is the situation?"

In front of the gossip, Liu Yuyang didn't want to care about Zhou Congee's rebellious title. He looked at Zhou Congee and asked, "Is this friend you?"

Zhou Congee denied it confidently: "No."

Liu Yuyang: "Okay, then I have another question now, does your friend like him?"

Zhou Porridge frowned: "Is this important?"

Liu Yuyang: "Of course it's important. If you don't like it, I'll let you delete him directly. There's no need for this kind of person. If you like it, I can only say that you've been caught. Young man, he might be playing hard to get."

Zhou Porridge stroked Sanhua's hair: "Um, what if it's because of some other reasons that you care more about him?"

Liu Yuyang: "That's your problem, do you care about others, do they care about you?"

Zhou Conge was thoughtful, Yang Chen came over and patted Zhou Congee's head, "Be good, bye bye, the next one will be better."

Sanhua next to him narrowed his eyes to look at Yang Chen, moved his paws, as if wanting to teach him a lesson.

Fortunately, Zhou Porridge picked it up in time and put it on the bed, planning to sleep.

"Hey, let's go to bed early, remember to set the alarm clock, and wake up tomorrow morning to choose courses."

"understood."

I don't know why, Zhou Congee had a dream all night, dreaming that he became a rabbit, jumping up and down in front of a sleeping colorful tiger, and from time to time he would pull other people's hair, pull their beard, play People's tail.

In the end, Zhou Porridge only saw a pair of golden tiger eyes, and then was held down by a pair of thick claws.

Just when Zhou Porridge closed his eyes and felt that he was about to be eaten, he realized that he was just being pulled into the warm belly of the tiger.

So much so that when he woke up the next morning, Zhou Porridge felt that he had a sweet dream and was in a happy mood.

The good mood lasted until he saw the message that Bai Ye replied to him in the middle of the night, and Bai Ye only replied to him with an um.

It's gone, and then it's gone!

Zhou Congee immediately began to reply to him: "When? Why don't I remember?"

Then the opposite side began to disappear again.

Zhou Congee scolded in a low voice: "Scumbag!"

Then he got out of bed and turned on the computer. Compared with the dog man, choosing courses is more important.

At 59:303, everyone in the [-] dormitory stopped other actions and began to refresh the webpage.

At nine o'clock, everyone including Zhou Porridge, no matter their mobile phones or computers, all crashed.

What followed was angry national curses from the dormitory next door.

Liu Yuyang: "Crash, again."

Zhou Porridge entered the campus forum indifferently, wondering if there were too many scolding people on the campus forum, and he felt that the webpage of the forum was also a bit stuck.

Although most people's webpages were crashed, some lucky ones managed to log in, and some people posted screenshots of the new curriculum.

"Professional compulsory courses, mutated plant collection, mutated plant breeding, mutated animal reproduction... eh? Are there so many?"

Then Yang Chen raised his first doubt: "What is collection science?"

The author says:

Bo. Stayed up late to reply to the message. Ye: "People can't, at least they shouldn't put on a vest for themselves."

Zhou thought he met a scumbag. Porridge: Smile.