Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Congee immediately turned around and grabbed Fu Yu, saying, "Brother, where did you watch it?"

Fu Yu: "Guess?"

Zhou Congee turned around: "Forget it, I will see it sooner or later anyway."

Shen Nuo was driving old man Li's car, and she could go directly to the school. Seeing that it was getting late, she sent them back to the dormitory.

When Zhou Conge arrived at the dormitory, Yang Chen and the others hadn’t come back. Only his beloved cat was waiting for him in the dormitory. As soon as he stepped into the dormitory, Sanhua rubbed hard around his legs, looking sticky. He bent down and picked up Sanhua.

He put Sanhua on the table, and even opened a can for it, but Sanhua just went up to smell it, didn't eat it, and looked at him with round eyes.

Zhou Congee didn't notice its movements, he took off his coat and put it on the back of Yang Chen's chair, then took off his torn clothes and threw them into the trash can.

Anyway, there was no one in the dormitory, so he just put on his upper body, picked up his pajamas and went into the bathroom. Of course, before going in, he still remembered to take the little snake off his body and put it on the table. Next to the three-colored cat in a trance.

Zhou Porridge patted Sanhua's head, "Mimi, you are an older brother, you have to take good care of your younger brother."

"mum--"

Sanhua responded softly, and the little snake next to it also shook its head.

After he entered the bathroom, the two animals in the room fell silent for a short time, and then at a certain moment, the little snake shot out in one direction, but just as it stretched out half of its body, it was caught by the next to it. The three-flowered cat pressed its head.

In San Huayan's eyes, the snake's reaction speed was really too slow, and cats were never afraid of snakes.

The little snake struggled vigorously under Sanhua's claws, but it was all in vain.

Sanhua lowered her head and sniffed the little snake, it smelled of Zhou porridge all over her body, and then a quite humane dissatisfaction appeared in its big eyes.

The little snake hissed, as if to defend himself, and he didn't know how two different species of creatures communicated. After Sanhua rubbed the little snake on the table like a toy for a while, it finally Compromised, let it go.

The little snake felt that half of his life was gone, so he finally picked a corner to wrap it up, and every scale on his body revealed two words - self-closing.

When Zhou Congee just came out of the bathroom, Yang Chen and the others just came back.

While flipping through his snacks, Liu Yuyang notified Zhou Congee of a sad news.

"Zhou Congee, Lao Zhou asked us to write a review, [-] characters, and post it in the class group after writing."

Zhou Congee: "We're not primary school students, why do we still have to write a self-criticism? It's still [-] words!"

Liu Yuyang looked at him with dead fish eyes: "Originally Lao Zhou wanted us to recite it affectionately at the class meeting after we finished writing, but in the end Yang Chen cried and begged for mercy to let Lao Zhou dispel this idea."

Zhao Xuan: "He said that we are the student who asked him to go to the police station to pick up people for the second time. Since a student in the previous class was looking for a job and sent himself to an MLM site and asked him to go to the police station to pick up people, he So I swore a poisonous oath that I would never go to the police station to pick up anyone again.”

Yang Chen: "He still swears, he just feels ashamed. Last time, it was a student who accidentally entered a pyramid scheme and said it, but this time it was a fight with a rabbit. He felt that if he said it, others would think he was it." It's the kindergarten teacher, let him lose face."

Zhou Congee looked thoughtful: "So Yang Chen, did you really cry and plead with Lao Zhou?"

Yang Chen: "Hee hee, take a guess."

Zhou Congee: "You look so cheap, stay away from me."

When Zhou Porridge went to bed, he saw his cute little snake shutting himself up in the corner, but he didn't follow him, so he went up to lift the little snake up and put him on the bed.

On the bed, he had already seen the three-colored cat lying peacefully in his bed.

He touched this and then that, and felt that the two animals were not in high spirits. "Ill? Why is the mental state not very good?"

He hugged Sanhua on the bed, "Mimi, what's wrong?"

Sanhua opened her eyes, quietly glanced at the little snake on Zhou Porridge's wrist, her heart was full of disdain, and then it let out a soft cry, looking extremely weak.

Zhou Congee's heart ached immediately, and he hugged and kissed and talked sweetly.

Yang Chen, who was opposite him, complained: "If you were so patient with girls, you would have left the order by now."

Zhou Congee: "Am I impatient with them?"

Yang Chen: "Yes, yes, you are too patient with them."

Zhou Congee: "The kitty is so cute, it's worth it!"

Liu Yuyang silently pulled up the quilt to cover her face, "The cat slave is hopeless."

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Early the next morning, when Zhou Porridge woke up, he found that his cute little pets had returned to their original lively appearance, but the other people in the dormitory were not normal again.

First Yang Chen smiled mysteriously at him, then Liu Yuyang said to him: "I didn't expect that, I didn't expect that."

In the end, it was Zhao Xuan who gave him the fatal blow: "Zhou Porridge didn't expect you to have such a relationship, you really don't look like you."

Zhou Congee's doubts gradually turned into fear, and now his mind is full of: "It's over, my roommates are bewitched!"

He was so scared that he wanted to turn on his phone and search to see how to exorcise evil spirits, and then he saw a bunch of unknown messages sent to him by a bunch of people.

Fu Yu: "You guys are good at hiding things, when will you tell us?"

Chang Yue: "Respect, best wishes, remember to bring it back to the lab to meet next time."

Shen Qing: "It shouldn't be, it's impossible? Zhou Zhou, how could you betray us!"

It was all in some unknown language, and Zhou Porridge couldn't understand a word, and there was a whole page of Jiang Yue and Guan Suisui crying.

"We lost, we failed again, the men in the hospital can't do it! Woohoo, how could this be?"

There is also a male classmate who can’t remember the name and left a heartbreaking message to him, "Zhou Congee, if I knew you could accept men, I would have confessed to you earlier. You broke up with Fu Cheng, and I still have Chance?"

Zhou Congee's bewildered little eyes suddenly sharpened, he returned a question mark with his backhand, and then typed, what do I have to do with Fu Cheng?I do not know how.

Also, even if I like men, you have no chance, thank you.

Finally, he found the answer in the message Ji Yunyan sent him.

At around twelve o'clock last night, Ji Yunyan: "Zhou Congee! Why did Fu Cheng spread rumors about you on the forum?"

"How did he say you were with him?"

Half an hour later, when it was a little closer, Ji Yunyan posted again: "Fuck, what he wrote looks so real, I'm done."

"No, no, I don't believe it."

Zhou Conge frowned and opened the school's forum, and the first popular post was the clarification of rumors about him.

"Posted by: No. [-] of the people who eat melons;

Topic: Timeline of Zhou Porridge and Fu Cheng events;

Content: Zhou Porridge, a regular member of our forum, had a heroic fight with a rabbit yesterday afternoon, which made his "harem" unstable. Fu Cheng, the shortest of his CPs, and his Orange Porridge CP, were brutally beaten because of this incident. Then the porridge orange rose slowly.

In the end, Fu Cheng himself ended up speaking passionately on the forum anonymously, and repeatedly spurned the unscientific nature of the porridge orange party. After being warmly comforted by some students but actually sympathetic, he finally blew up his love record with Zhou porridge, and declared that the porridge orange The party is right.

That post caused an uproar in the forum, but the post only existed for an hour before it was deleted by the administrator.

Another hour later, Fu Cheng clarified on the forum that the previous post was a rumor.[A clarification is attached.Poster: 2020 computer major Fu Cheng]

Then the administrator manually pinned the post, and the whole thing came to an end.

The matter is clear and clear. Fu Cheng, the student of the School of Computer Science, has a fiery personality, and his temper is known to explode when he is teased. I don't know that the ghost gave him such an idea to let him go on stage and make up materials in an attempt to restore his dignity. In the end, his dignity was lost. Redemption, but also only reaped a lot of love and affection, it can be said that stealing chickens will not lose money.

Zhou Porridge followed the link posted by the host, and clicked on Fu Cheng's clarification, and then the whole expression was embarrassing, which was completely Fu Cheng's character speech, the main content was to say: "I was wrong, I shouldn't do it for face. I'm sorry Zhou Porridge for such a thing to happen, and it will never happen again."

Zhou Porridge didn't know what to say for a while, call him stupid, but I also heard that Fu Cheng was one of the best in the School of Computer Science for those things that he couldn't understand or understand software codes.Let's say he is smart, but I don't know why he has a bad brain and did such a thing.

Now Fu Cheng is also suffering from inner torment. As expected, a person can do anything, and he doesn't know how he did such a thing with a twitch of his brain.

He anxiously glanced at a man with golden eyes sitting in front of the computer. The man had slender fingers and typed quickly on the keyboard, and then lines of code appeared on the computer.

Fu Cheng was dejected: "Brother, I was wrong."

Gu Hanfeng stopped his hands, turned sideways and looked at the proud young man who rarely showed anxiety on his face.

"Do you really like Zhou porridge?"

Fu Cheng immediately retorted: "I don't like him!"

Gu Hanfeng: "That's all right, let's go."

Fu Cheng still couldn't believe it: "Really?"

Gu Hanfeng sighed invisibly, "Really, you go, remember to call and apologize to him."

Fu Cheng's face suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny, and his spirits brightened, "Okay! Thank you, brother!"

Then he jumped three feet high and ran away. After he left, Gu Hanfeng went to open the window, and a three-coloured cat jumped in from the window.

Gu Hanfeng looked at Sanhua and said, "It's all settled, why are you here?"

Bai Ye stared at Gu Hanfeng seriously for a few seconds, "Meow—"

Gu Hanfeng: "Xiao Cheng doesn't like Zhou Congee, don't worry."

Bai Ye moved his beard as if he was smiling.

Gu Hanfeng was speechless, he couldn't figure out how a good man became such a bad character after he became a cat.

"Anyway, I won't be like someone who turned into a cat and ran in front of people to compete with their pets."

The author says:

Small theater: Gu Hanfeng (proud face): I can never do such a thing as fighting for favor in my life!

Bai Ye squinted.

After someone got a wife before him, Gu Hanfeng (cross-faced, compromising): Teach me.