Help, I don't want to farm

Someone sharp-eyed saw Zhou Porridge tearing his clothes in order to fight the rabbit, and there was another yell at the scene.

Moreover, there are more and more people around, and Zhou Porridge has heard rumors about himself that have become more and more outrageous after being passed on by word of mouth.

The general rumors were formed like this, "One-on-one fight, single-handedly kill the big rabbit..."

"One hit two, and saved a cat and a few dogs..."

"One person beat five rabbits, you didn't see that face, they were all disfigured..."

"It's a real cow. I killed a group of rabbits by myself. They were so big that their clothes were torn and their hands and feet were broken. The ambulances came on the spot, oh, and the police cars also came..."

When Zhou Porridge heard the last rumor, he was still fighting landlords with Xu Hu and the others at the police station, and Shen Nuo told him when Shen Nuo came to pick him up.

Zhou Porridge and the others couldn't bear the enthusiasm, and after being dragged by other students at the gate of the playground for a while, they were caught by the school's patrol car.

The patrol car saw such a big rabbit and the tragic situation of those people, so it called the police on the spot.

They were then taken to the police station, along with their rabbit.

It was the first time for Zhou Congee to enter the police station in his life. He never thought that he would step into this magical place for such a strange reason as fighting with a rabbit.

"Name."

"Week porridge."

"I heard that you hunted privately?"

Zhou Congee: "No, no, those are the rabbits raised in our school's laboratory. They sneaked out, and we just want to catch them back."

The young lady who was buried in writing on the opposite side raised her head, "Didn't they issue a notice saying not to have close contact with mutated animals?"

Seeing Zhou Congee's pitiful appearance, the man relaxed his tone again, "Why didn't you call the police?"

Zhou Congee: "Because it was escaped from the laboratory, we wanted to deal with it ourselves, thinking there would be no problem."

The young lady on the opposite side laughed angrily, "That classmate of yours has a cracked rib."

Zhou Congee opened his eyes wide: "Huh? Brother Xu Hu?"

"It's the big, tall guy. Fortunately, there is no major problem."

Only then did Zhou Porridge feel relieved, and then he heard the young lady say, "It's nothing, let your teacher pick you up."

"By the way, do you still want those rabbits? If so, we'll test the virus first, and then send them back to you."

Zhou Congee nodded frantically, "Yes, yes."

"Okay then, go outside and wait."

When Zhou Porridge went out, there was already a row of people sitting on the iron chairs in the corridor outside.

Everyone in the row was downcast, only Xu Hu had a contorted face. His chest hurts, and it hurts even more when he breathes.

Zhou Porridge sat down in an empty seat between them, with Chen Yichen on the left and Liu Yuyang on the right.

I didn’t bring a cat with me when I came here. After sitting for a while, Zhou Porridge boredly started to stroke the little snake that had been hanging on his body. The little snake looked more and more beautiful now, and the scales on its body were shining brightly, just like jadeite. Same.

Liu Yuyang next to him suddenly said, "Zhou Congee, they won't notify your teacher, will they?"

Zhou Congee: "No way? Should it be Lao Zhou?"

Yang Chen: "That's not necessarily true."

Zhou Congee couldn't calm down now, if old man Li found out, wouldn't he be finished.

The little snake on his body didn't know why the human being was so anxious all of a sudden, and thought he was hungry, so he crawled out of the gap in the police station.

It wants to find food for Zhou Porridge.

Zhou Conge stood for a while, his legs were limp, and he didn't think of any good excuse to find a reasonable explanation for his behavior.

He simply gave up and joined Yang Chen and the others to kill the time, looking for poker cards that the police uncle asked for and started fighting landlords.

After hitting it twice, Zhou Porridge saw the little snake come back with a berry in its mouth. It was bright red and looked like a raspberry.

Zhou Conge threw Wang Zha out, then stretched out a finger and rubbed the little snake's head.

"So nice."

"It's really good. I think you guys are going to turn the world upside down."

Zhou Congee was originally sitting on the ground, but then he saw a pair of long legs standing next to him, and on the other side were his poor senior brothers Fu Yu and Chang Yue.

Zhou Congee's whole body shuddered, and the herbivore's sensitive nerves were twitched, and he felt that he was going to die.

The little snake on his body also sensed a bad breath, and suddenly got into Zhou Porridge's cuff and disappeared.

The scene was silent, only Shen Nuo lowered his head, looked at Zhou Congee and said expressionlessly: "Zhou Congee, why haven't I heard that you are so powerful that you can beat a group of rabbits by yourself?"

"Then it got mixed up like this, how old do you think you are?"

But seeing Zhou Congee's bruised face and ragged clothes, Shen Nuo felt a little distressed again. She has always been a big brother, and from the very beginning, Zhou Congee was assigned to her under her wing.

She stopped talking about him, and just said: "Also, when old man Li received your call, everyone was scared to death."

Zhou Congee looked puzzled: "Ah, will old man Li still be scared?"

Fu Yu: "Oh, it's not that he was scared, it was the old man Li's face that scared us."

Zhou Congee showed pain, and Shen Nuo gave Fu Yu a threatening look: "It was originally your senior sister who came to pick you up, but she really couldn't leave, so I came here."

Zhou Congee: "Yeah."

After Zhou Congee was trained, Shen Nuo looked at Xu Hu and the others who were watching him, "Xu Hu, your teacher is on his way."

Xu Hu smiled bitterly: "Why is my teacher here?"

Shen Nuo smiled: "It's because he knew that his rabbit was killed by a group of students, and he plans to come and see the culprit himself."

Xu Hu: "Then I was injured because of the rabbit."

Shen Nuo came to pick up Zhou's porridge and left. Xu Hu waited for their teacher to pick him up. Yang Chen and the others didn't enter the laboratory, but they also answered the call from their tutor Lao Zhou, saying that he was on his way.

Shen Nuo was driving, no one was sitting in the co-pilot, and Zhou Porridge, Fu Yu, and Chang Yue were crowded in the back seat.

Fu Yu saw Zhou Congee's downcast face, patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "It's okay, old man Li just looks fierce, and you know he's the most soft-hearted, you can tell him something nice and beg for mercy, it's nothing to worry about." .”

"Last time, you watered old man Li's precious plants to death, didn't you live well?"

Zhou Congee said sadly: "I'm not worried about this, I'm thinking that the forum may spread rumors about me again."

Chang Yue chuckled: "That's wonderful. You are now a contemporary Lu Bu and a living hero of Wu Song. Congratulations, too. You are about to realize your dream of having eight beautiful wives in the forum."

Only then did Zhou Porridge arouse a little interest: "What's going on?"

Chang Yue: "The orange porridge party in the forum saw your "heroic" appearance today, and felt that their CP had been miserably beaten, and they were crying in the forum. "

Zhou Congee: "It's really good, it's really good, what about the other couples?"

Chang Yue: "Don't think about anything else. Tsk, it's not because Fu Cheng is too short."

Zhou Congee sighed: "That's useless."

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There are uses, for example, a short-haired boy in dormitory 3 in South 502 is going crazy.He is also good-looking, with exquisite features, but his face always looks angry.

Fu Cheng had never seen such an outrageous thing in his life. Even if he died, he would never believe that Zhou Porridge would fight in his life. Those who said in the forum that he beat such a big group of rabbits by himself were simply outrageous.

But it is such an outrageous thing that some people really believe it!

He looked in disbelief at the posts of Orange Porridge Party be floating on the homepage of the forum, and the posts of Porridge Orange Party gradually floating up below.

Of course, he doesn't really like Zhou Congee, he is knocking his CP, he is just very dissatisfied with the current situation, why Zhou Congee is suddenly on top of him now.

He was already very angry when they pulled CP at the very beginning, and he was not like Zhou Congee who wouldn't get really angry as long as he didn't touch the bottom line.

So when the Orange Congee Party was just emerging, he even hacked into his school’s forum and deleted his and Zhou Congee’s cp building, but was caught by the seniors who maintain the forum’s daily life, and wrote an apology letter on the forum .

Later he found out that those people pulled CP just for self-entertainment. In reality, no one told him these things, and there were still an endless stream of girls who confessed to him. Then he also compromised and let them go. Anyway, it couldn’t affect him. .

But now, he was angry, and he started to refute frantically in the forum.

Then he was even angrier when he received false comfort from other girls.

In the end, he did something that made him regret his "life".

It was already the next day when Zhou Porridge knew about the big event that Fu Cheng had done, and now he was looking at this wonderful city obsessively in the car.

This is the first time he left school after the animals and plants mutated, and now the city outside has changed.

Their school is in the university town of X province, and this area can already be regarded as the edge of the city.Although it is the edge, it is also a scene of the city.But now, the whole city is covered under street trees.

For the lighting of the floor, I don't know how to cut the street trees into strange shapes.In addition to the road, the sidewalks below are also submerged in greenery.

Zhou Porridge even saw red flowers blooming on the sidewalk of a certain section of the road. They covered a whole shop. The owner of the small shop was not willing to hurt such a warm and beautiful scene, so he hung the flowers on both sides. up.

From time to time, a big bird sprang out of the tree, a dog who couldn't hold back the big shit shovel officer, and a stray cat passing by on the street, holding an unknown small animal in its mouth and looking quite disdainful of humans...

Zhou Porridge excitedly grabbed Shen Nuo's back chair: "Senior Sister, when will we come out for an internship?"

Shen Nuo: "When you have learned the basics, I will let you go out for an internship."

Zhou Congee: "Then when will the school open?"

Shen Nuo: "When you won't fight with rabbits."

Zhou Congee: "Oh." That's the end of the game.

Fu Yu pulled him back, and said with a mysterious face: "I saw your schedule, it's quite exciting—"

The author says:

Come on!