Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 19 Cat and Tiger
Hearing this, Bai Ye became even more disdainful towards Gu Hanfeng. This person has known Fu Cheng for so long, and until now Fu Cheng still only calls him senior when he sees him.
And now he is Zhou Porridge's beloved baby.
"Tsk, you're still putting on airs in front of your sweetheart, no wonder every time Fu Cheng sees him, it's like a mouse seeing a cat."
Fortunately, the cat that Bai Ye turned into could not speak human language, otherwise Gu Hanfeng and Bai Ye's friendship for many years would be ruined immediately, and they would become enemies in place.
Seeing Bai Ye staring at him with sympathetic eyes without saying a word, Gu Hanfeng was immediately annoyed. This person was really not a good person since he was a child.
He suppressed his anger and said, "Are you going to keep using cats to deceive people?"
Bai Ye's eyes stopped moving, and he became more focused.
Gu Hanfeng: "I advise you to confess to others earlier, otherwise they will silence you on the spot when they find out that the cat I love so much is actually a person."
Bai Ye: "Meow."
Gu Hanfeng continued: "You can figure it out, I'm leaving."
Gu Hanfeng turned off the computer and went out, leaving a lonely Sanhua in the office.
Sanhua thought about it on the spot, and felt that he should find an opportunity to confess his identity. The main reason is that now he is facing a rather big problem. Just using his identity as a cat can't promote the development of his relationship with Zhou Congee...
Bai Ye went out from the open window again, jumped up the tree in twos and disappeared.
On the other hand, when Zhou Porridge and his roommate went out for dinner, he finally received a call from Fu Cheng. He didn't know where Fu Cheng found his phone number.
At first, Zhou Porridge thought it was some kind of fraudulent call and pressed it directly, but he didn't expect the other party to be so persistent, and the software of the National Anti-Fraud Center he installed didn't remind him, so he simply answered it.
"Hello, who are you?"
Zhou Congee: "Ah, you are Fu Cheng. What's the matter?"
Hearing Fu Cheng's name, all the students who had been secretly watching Zhou Porridge were stunned, those who ate buns stopped eating, and those who drank porridge stopped drinking. Liao looked at Zhou Porridge openly, and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.
Although Fu Cheng's brain is not good, after realizing that he did something wrong, he faced his mistakes calmly, "What happened last night was because I did something wrong."
Although Zhou Porridge has never met Fu Cheng, he has heard of Fu Cheng's many deeds and knows his character. He is completely a child's character, so he doesn't take it to heart at all, "I saw your clarification , it’s okay anyway, it’s okay.”
Fu Cheng didn't expect Zhou Porridge to be so easy to talk to, so he was dumbfounded, "Anyway, I'm very sorry, I'll treat you to dinner, you can order whatever you want."
Zhou Congee: "I really don't need it."
Fu Cheng also became stubborn, "No, I'm sorry if you don't come."
Zhou Congee was helpless: "The school doesn't let us go out, you plan to invite me to eat in the school cafeteria?"
Fu Cheng was silent, which he did not expect.After a few seconds, he said again: "Then when the school opens, I'll invite you out to eat."
Zhou Congee: "All right."
Fu Cheng: "OK, just call me when the time comes."
As soon as Zhou Porridge hung up the phone, Liu Yuyang said, "Did Fu Cheng apologize to you?"
Zhou Congee bit off his yogurt bun, and replied, "Well, you plan to treat me to dinner."
Yang Chen: "That's okay, I've always heard that Fu Cheng has a bad temper, but now it seems it's okay."
Zhou Congee: "He's just short-tempered, not bad character."
Yang Chen: "That's true."
Zhou Porridge looked around quietly, and sure enough, he saw the disappointment on the faces of the people around him that he hadn't eaten the melon. He knew that Fu Cheng's apology to him did not need to be publicized by him, and it would definitely be publicized.
The villain in Zhou Conge's heart danced, ok, no matter if it's the Orange Congee Party or the Congee Orange Party, everyone be bee!
I went to the laboratory in the afternoon, and after being teased by Fu Yu and others, Zhou Conge felt that his skin was getting thicker.
No matter who told him now, who is your little wife or who is your little wife, Zhou Porridge would be able to tease him back without changing his face.
"Well, if you are willing to be my little wife, it's not impossible. I can personally post about our love life."
Then, most of them looked terrified, only a small number of people blushed with honey, and finally those people became the focus of Zhou Congee's attention. Next time, remember to stay away from them!
Then, when there were only two days left in the short vacation, Zhou Porridge and the others were notified again. Their counselor said that the country planned to conduct a national census, saying that not only animals and plants had undergone mutations, but humans also received Affected, the physique has been changed.
Most people's bodies have been strengthened. To put it simply, their bodies have been strengthened, their bodies are healthier, and they are less likely to die.
There are also a small number of special abilities, but most of them are strange. Zhou Porridge saw on the hot search that someone can grow sunflowers on the top of his head and perform photosynthesis, but other aspects are useless.
Until Zhou Porridge saw the next news, the man with sunflowers on his head was hired by a company that produces melon seeds with a high salary and became their company's mascot, and then the comments below the news were full of confused question marks.
Zhou Porridge also felt deeply puzzled, why do people grow sunflowers on their heads!They are obviously two different creatures!
He forwarded the news to Chen Yichen and tried to ask if they had studied this kind of situation when they practiced veterinary medicine, such as growing a flower on a pig's head or something.
When receiving news from Zhou Congee, Chen Yichen was feeding the squirrels he caught earlier. It was an empty room with a big iron cage and some plants inside, simulating the outdoor environment.
He stuffed a few large pieces of bloody meat through the gap in the iron cage, and soon a few bristling squirrels popped out from the shadow of the plants. They tore the raw meat on the ground and stuffed it in one by one. in his own mouth.
After Chen Yichen watched them finish eating, he took off the gloves he was wearing and threw them into the trash can. As soon as he took out his phone, he saw the message Zhou Porridge had sent him.
He pushed the bridge of his nose and put his glasses on, and turned around with his phone in the other hand, with a wicked smile on his face, and soon he thought of a way to tease the rabbit.
"I know people who can turn into other animals."
Zhou Porridge, who had been slumped on the chair watching the video, sat up straight all of a sudden, typing with his fingers on the mobile phone, "Really? Have you seen it? Who is it? Wasn't he arrested and studied? The development of human beings in the future Is the direction really an orc?"
Chen Yichen looked at the series of questions sent by Zhou Porridge, and only answered one of them: "You've seen that person before, I won't say who it is, they asked me to keep it a secret."
Zhou Porridge continued typing: "Brother, if you don't tell me, I won't be able to sleep tonight, I will die, and tomorrow you will see a haggard me, won't you? No? No one can really Can't bear to see a handsome boy become haggard because of this kind of thing?"
"Please please.jpg"
Chen Yichen: "..."
"It's Bai Ye, you've seen it before."
Zhou Congee: "Bai Ye??"
"Why is it him? The pig is surprised.jpg"
Chen Yichen: "You don't like him?"
Zhou Porridge: "That's not true. I would like to ask, what kind of animal can he turn into?"
Chen Yichen: "Tiger."
Zhou Congee made a stupid post, then retracted it immediately, and then said embarrassingly, "Haha, that's really good."
Chen Yichen smiled, he could already imagine Zhou Porridge's expression, "Yeah."
Xu Hu, who came in next to him, looked at Chen Yichen's full stomach, and said speechlessly, "What are you doing again?"
Chen Yichen said with a smile: "I'm teasing the rabbit." It's still a cute rabbit that is different from the muscular rabbit.
Bai Ye, who had turned into a cat in Zhou Conge's arms, didn't know that a classmate poked his tire. Now he only saw Zhou Congee, who was sitting on the chair, jumped up like a carp.
"Why is it him!"
The others who were concentrating on playing games next to him were taken aback. Yang Chen put down his earphones and asked, "Why is it him?"
Liu Yuyang: "Which one?"
Zhou Porridge said angrily, "Aren't you going to screen out people with special abilities? I just found out that Bai Ye's special ability is to become a tiger!"
Sanhua: "Huh?"
Yang Chen and the others were puzzled: "What's wrong with becoming a tiger?"
Zhou Porridge turned around twice: "That's a tiger! How handsome, it's my favorite animal, why is it him!"
Zhao Xuan: "Didn't you meet him before? What does it matter if you go up and make friends?"
Zhou Congee: "No, it's too embarrassing. I will never forget that embarrassing scene in my life."
Yang Chen: "A person who is shameless is invincible, benefactor, you still have too much obsession."
Zhou Congee: "Get lost, what do you know? If you are capable, go up to your goddess and ask for her phone number?"
Yang Chen: "I'm sorry benefactor, but the poor monk hasn't seen it through yet."
The next day, when everyone went for the examination together, Zhou Congee looked disconcerted. Last night he had a dream about masturbating a big cat, but he still couldn’t accept it when he woke up this morning. Why is the tiger Bai Ye? this fact.
And when he woke up in the morning, he didn't see his cat either. Usually when he woke up in the morning, Sanhua was always next to him.
In fact, no one except Xiao Snake knew that after Zhou Porridge fell asleep last night, Sanhua ran out secretly with a cat.
Bai Ye just went to teach a certain man who went to the theater by himself last night, then returned to his dormitory, took a good hot bath, and got stuck early in the morning, at the Academy of Animal Sciences. When the students were queuing up for an inspection at the indoor stadium, they came over to try to meet Zhou Congee.
Zhou Porridge and the others got stuck in the dormitory, and I don't know why the other students were so excited. When they arrived, the line was already long.
Bai Ye was tall enough to see Zhou Congee standing next to Yang Chen with red eyes, wearing a sweater hat and lowered eyebrows.
As Zhou Porridge walked in, a pleasant smell wafted towards Bai Ye from his direction. Bai Ye caught the aura belonging to Zhou Porridge, his eyes instantly turned golden yellow, and his pupils were like felines. Shrinking violently, this is his prey.
The author says:
Chen Yichen with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Shouldn't I be a great hero?"
And now he is Zhou Porridge's beloved baby.
"Tsk, you're still putting on airs in front of your sweetheart, no wonder every time Fu Cheng sees him, it's like a mouse seeing a cat."
Fortunately, the cat that Bai Ye turned into could not speak human language, otherwise Gu Hanfeng and Bai Ye's friendship for many years would be ruined immediately, and they would become enemies in place.
Seeing Bai Ye staring at him with sympathetic eyes without saying a word, Gu Hanfeng was immediately annoyed. This person was really not a good person since he was a child.
He suppressed his anger and said, "Are you going to keep using cats to deceive people?"
Bai Ye's eyes stopped moving, and he became more focused.
Gu Hanfeng: "I advise you to confess to others earlier, otherwise they will silence you on the spot when they find out that the cat I love so much is actually a person."
Bai Ye: "Meow."
Gu Hanfeng continued: "You can figure it out, I'm leaving."
Gu Hanfeng turned off the computer and went out, leaving a lonely Sanhua in the office.
Sanhua thought about it on the spot, and felt that he should find an opportunity to confess his identity. The main reason is that now he is facing a rather big problem. Just using his identity as a cat can't promote the development of his relationship with Zhou Congee...
Bai Ye went out from the open window again, jumped up the tree in twos and disappeared.
On the other hand, when Zhou Porridge and his roommate went out for dinner, he finally received a call from Fu Cheng. He didn't know where Fu Cheng found his phone number.
At first, Zhou Porridge thought it was some kind of fraudulent call and pressed it directly, but he didn't expect the other party to be so persistent, and the software of the National Anti-Fraud Center he installed didn't remind him, so he simply answered it.
"Hello, who are you?"
Zhou Congee: "Ah, you are Fu Cheng. What's the matter?"
Hearing Fu Cheng's name, all the students who had been secretly watching Zhou Porridge were stunned, those who ate buns stopped eating, and those who drank porridge stopped drinking. Liao looked at Zhou Porridge openly, and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop.
Although Fu Cheng's brain is not good, after realizing that he did something wrong, he faced his mistakes calmly, "What happened last night was because I did something wrong."
Although Zhou Porridge has never met Fu Cheng, he has heard of Fu Cheng's many deeds and knows his character. He is completely a child's character, so he doesn't take it to heart at all, "I saw your clarification , it’s okay anyway, it’s okay.”
Fu Cheng didn't expect Zhou Porridge to be so easy to talk to, so he was dumbfounded, "Anyway, I'm very sorry, I'll treat you to dinner, you can order whatever you want."
Zhou Congee: "I really don't need it."
Fu Cheng also became stubborn, "No, I'm sorry if you don't come."
Zhou Congee was helpless: "The school doesn't let us go out, you plan to invite me to eat in the school cafeteria?"
Fu Cheng was silent, which he did not expect.After a few seconds, he said again: "Then when the school opens, I'll invite you out to eat."
Zhou Congee: "All right."
Fu Cheng: "OK, just call me when the time comes."
As soon as Zhou Porridge hung up the phone, Liu Yuyang said, "Did Fu Cheng apologize to you?"
Zhou Congee bit off his yogurt bun, and replied, "Well, you plan to treat me to dinner."
Yang Chen: "That's okay, I've always heard that Fu Cheng has a bad temper, but now it seems it's okay."
Zhou Congee: "He's just short-tempered, not bad character."
Yang Chen: "That's true."
Zhou Porridge looked around quietly, and sure enough, he saw the disappointment on the faces of the people around him that he hadn't eaten the melon. He knew that Fu Cheng's apology to him did not need to be publicized by him, and it would definitely be publicized.
The villain in Zhou Conge's heart danced, ok, no matter if it's the Orange Congee Party or the Congee Orange Party, everyone be bee!
I went to the laboratory in the afternoon, and after being teased by Fu Yu and others, Zhou Conge felt that his skin was getting thicker.
No matter who told him now, who is your little wife or who is your little wife, Zhou Porridge would be able to tease him back without changing his face.
"Well, if you are willing to be my little wife, it's not impossible. I can personally post about our love life."
Then, most of them looked terrified, only a small number of people blushed with honey, and finally those people became the focus of Zhou Congee's attention. Next time, remember to stay away from them!
Then, when there were only two days left in the short vacation, Zhou Porridge and the others were notified again. Their counselor said that the country planned to conduct a national census, saying that not only animals and plants had undergone mutations, but humans also received Affected, the physique has been changed.
Most people's bodies have been strengthened. To put it simply, their bodies have been strengthened, their bodies are healthier, and they are less likely to die.
There are also a small number of special abilities, but most of them are strange. Zhou Porridge saw on the hot search that someone can grow sunflowers on the top of his head and perform photosynthesis, but other aspects are useless.
Until Zhou Porridge saw the next news, the man with sunflowers on his head was hired by a company that produces melon seeds with a high salary and became their company's mascot, and then the comments below the news were full of confused question marks.
Zhou Porridge also felt deeply puzzled, why do people grow sunflowers on their heads!They are obviously two different creatures!
He forwarded the news to Chen Yichen and tried to ask if they had studied this kind of situation when they practiced veterinary medicine, such as growing a flower on a pig's head or something.
When receiving news from Zhou Congee, Chen Yichen was feeding the squirrels he caught earlier. It was an empty room with a big iron cage and some plants inside, simulating the outdoor environment.
He stuffed a few large pieces of bloody meat through the gap in the iron cage, and soon a few bristling squirrels popped out from the shadow of the plants. They tore the raw meat on the ground and stuffed it in one by one. in his own mouth.
After Chen Yichen watched them finish eating, he took off the gloves he was wearing and threw them into the trash can. As soon as he took out his phone, he saw the message Zhou Porridge had sent him.
He pushed the bridge of his nose and put his glasses on, and turned around with his phone in the other hand, with a wicked smile on his face, and soon he thought of a way to tease the rabbit.
"I know people who can turn into other animals."
Zhou Porridge, who had been slumped on the chair watching the video, sat up straight all of a sudden, typing with his fingers on the mobile phone, "Really? Have you seen it? Who is it? Wasn't he arrested and studied? The development of human beings in the future Is the direction really an orc?"
Chen Yichen looked at the series of questions sent by Zhou Porridge, and only answered one of them: "You've seen that person before, I won't say who it is, they asked me to keep it a secret."
Zhou Porridge continued typing: "Brother, if you don't tell me, I won't be able to sleep tonight, I will die, and tomorrow you will see a haggard me, won't you? No? No one can really Can't bear to see a handsome boy become haggard because of this kind of thing?"
"Please please.jpg"
Chen Yichen: "..."
"It's Bai Ye, you've seen it before."
Zhou Congee: "Bai Ye??"
"Why is it him? The pig is surprised.jpg"
Chen Yichen: "You don't like him?"
Zhou Porridge: "That's not true. I would like to ask, what kind of animal can he turn into?"
Chen Yichen: "Tiger."
Zhou Congee made a stupid post, then retracted it immediately, and then said embarrassingly, "Haha, that's really good."
Chen Yichen smiled, he could already imagine Zhou Porridge's expression, "Yeah."
Xu Hu, who came in next to him, looked at Chen Yichen's full stomach, and said speechlessly, "What are you doing again?"
Chen Yichen said with a smile: "I'm teasing the rabbit." It's still a cute rabbit that is different from the muscular rabbit.
Bai Ye, who had turned into a cat in Zhou Conge's arms, didn't know that a classmate poked his tire. Now he only saw Zhou Congee, who was sitting on the chair, jumped up like a carp.
"Why is it him!"
The others who were concentrating on playing games next to him were taken aback. Yang Chen put down his earphones and asked, "Why is it him?"
Liu Yuyang: "Which one?"
Zhou Porridge said angrily, "Aren't you going to screen out people with special abilities? I just found out that Bai Ye's special ability is to become a tiger!"
Sanhua: "Huh?"
Yang Chen and the others were puzzled: "What's wrong with becoming a tiger?"
Zhou Porridge turned around twice: "That's a tiger! How handsome, it's my favorite animal, why is it him!"
Zhao Xuan: "Didn't you meet him before? What does it matter if you go up and make friends?"
Zhou Congee: "No, it's too embarrassing. I will never forget that embarrassing scene in my life."
Yang Chen: "A person who is shameless is invincible, benefactor, you still have too much obsession."
Zhou Congee: "Get lost, what do you know? If you are capable, go up to your goddess and ask for her phone number?"
Yang Chen: "I'm sorry benefactor, but the poor monk hasn't seen it through yet."
The next day, when everyone went for the examination together, Zhou Congee looked disconcerted. Last night he had a dream about masturbating a big cat, but he still couldn’t accept it when he woke up this morning. Why is the tiger Bai Ye? this fact.
And when he woke up in the morning, he didn't see his cat either. Usually when he woke up in the morning, Sanhua was always next to him.
In fact, no one except Xiao Snake knew that after Zhou Porridge fell asleep last night, Sanhua ran out secretly with a cat.
Bai Ye just went to teach a certain man who went to the theater by himself last night, then returned to his dormitory, took a good hot bath, and got stuck early in the morning, at the Academy of Animal Sciences. When the students were queuing up for an inspection at the indoor stadium, they came over to try to meet Zhou Congee.
Zhou Porridge and the others got stuck in the dormitory, and I don't know why the other students were so excited. When they arrived, the line was already long.
Bai Ye was tall enough to see Zhou Congee standing next to Yang Chen with red eyes, wearing a sweater hat and lowered eyebrows.
As Zhou Porridge walked in, a pleasant smell wafted towards Bai Ye from his direction. Bai Ye caught the aura belonging to Zhou Porridge, his eyes instantly turned golden yellow, and his pupils were like felines. Shrinking violently, this is his prey.
The author says:
Chen Yichen with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Shouldn't I be a great hero?"
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