Help, I don't want to farm

Why are Zhao Xuan×Yun Jizhi "high school students"

X University, as a century-old school, is a famous university of science and engineering. In the eyes of students from other provinces, the name of X University means such words as academic master, genius, scientific research, etc., and it is still a science and engineering university in many people's minds. Holy Land, but in the eyes of the local students in X Province, it has only one name and that is—Monk Temple.

Of course, it is not because there are too few girls in their school. After all, there are many girls who love science. The ratio of male to female students in their school is relatively balanced. The proportion of single dogs is too high, even the female students in their own school prefer to find boyfriends from other schools.

There was even a famous saying among the girls at x University: I am already so good, why should I face such a boring straight man?

Although they were disliked by the girls in this school, the male students of x University are not ashamed of it. They are still not convinced by this name in private. They think they are very good, but they lack a person who can appreciate it. They are excellent people.

Now that the school year is starting again, the boring straight men who don't mean that scientific research is more important than love are also secretly acting.

At the gate of University x, the wide gate is now full of cars and cars. On one side, there are straight male volunteers who are eagerly surrounding the school girls who want to carry their suitcases. On the other side, there are also a few volunteers, but they are all girls. , They were looking at the opposite side of the school gate.

There is also a domineering marble stele beside the school gate over there, on which is written the full name of x University in vigorous fonts, which was donated by former alumni who graduated from the school.

At the moment, Zhao Xuan is squatting furtively in the shadow under the marble, wearing a black peaked cap and hanging his head. From a distance, it looks like a small lump, and the exposed skin is white. Really poor.

Zhao Xuan, who had been immersed in his own world, was completely unaware that the volunteers around him had been silently observing him for more than ten minutes.

He was still debating, he was thinking about whether to call Yun Ji, but when he got here, he felt that he was a little too impulsive, and he didn't choose the right time. Now that people are coming and going, it's not good to fight.

The volunteers over there watched it for a long time, and from the half of his face that occasionally raised his head and the tightly pursed lips, they came to a conclusion that this junior should have just had a quarrel with his family. a person to report.

The girls who are good at brainstorming and kind-hearted quickly identified a perfect candidate, and tried to get her to solve this junior.

Shi Yaya accepted this task, she went to Zhao Xuan and asked softly: "Student, are you here alone? Which courtyard are you from? Let me take you in to report first, okay?"

Zhao Xuan reflexively thought: "No, I'm not..."

He also tried to explain, but he stopped when the words came to his lips. After all, he couldn't tell the people in front of him that I came to fight with your new school girl, right?

While he was hesitating, Shi Yaya in front of him saw his face clearly, her eyes lit up, she reached out to help Zhao Xuan up, and said: "You have been squatting for so long, why don't I take him with you first?" Would you like to sit over there?"

Zhao Xuan was so frightened that he stood up directly, but he really squatted for a long time, and when he stood up abruptly, his head was still a little dizzy, and his legs staggered, which startled Shi Yaya beside him.

"No, I won't go in."

Seeing that Shi Yaya had already chatted with that classmate, several volunteers came and surrounded him soon.

"Student, did you come here alone? Don't worry if you're fine, with my senior sister here, we can help you solve any difficulties!"

"Hey, my junior has such an ugly face? Low blood sugar? Who has chocolate, hurry up."

"Wow, junior, you look pretty cute hehe, do you have a girlfriend? Do you like sibling love?"

"Student, it looks like... your temperament is not the same as the smelly straight boy in our school."

Zhao Xuan thought that he was exposed as a member of X Agricultural University, so he pushed his hat down again and said, "Actually, I'm here to find someone."

"Who are you looking for?"

Seeing so many people surrounding him, Zhao Xuan was caught in a dilemma.

He straightened his heart and said, "I'm looking for my friend, and he will come out in a while."

Seeing Zhao Xuan's swearing, the others left after persuading him for a while, but they still paid attention to him from a distance.

Many male students looked at him being treated so well, and said sourly, "Why do you only care about the little boy? What's so good about being so thin?"

The female classmate next to him gave him a disgusted look: "Because you look like a dried sock."

"What are dry socks?"

Zhao Xuan looked over there again, and under their concerned eyes, finally decided to call Yunji.

"Hey baby, what do you want from me?"

Yun Ji's lazy voice came from the phone, upon hearing his voice, Zhao Xuan was furious and cursed angrily.

"Fool, come out and fight!"

Yun Ji sat on the bed leisurely, and beside him was his roommate who was arranging clothes, startled by the irritable voice from his phone.

His roommate still asked with concern: "Student, what's wrong with you?"

Yun Ji combed the slightly longer hair hanging down in front of the eyes to the back with his hands, revealing a smooth forehead with a very aggressive beauty, like a sharp knife with roses inlaid on it.

He smiled at his nervous roommate, and said in that kind of proud and embarrassed tone: "It's okay, alas, my partner has a bad temper."

"Who the hell is your partner, get out, I'll wait for you at the east gate!"

"Brother Xuan, everyone is willing to gamble and admit defeat - you have lost yourself to me -" Yun Ji said sweetly as if he hadn't heard his curse words.

But Zhao Xuan over there had already hung up the phone, he squatted back into the shadow of the marble with a sullen face, his whole body was gloomy like damp moss.

He was really depressed, he shouldn't have agreed to Yunji's bet back then!He really couldn't figure out why someone would be proficient in such ancient games as Sokoban and Snake? ?

Fortunately, after a while, Yun Ji came out.

His hair is a little longer, tied into a little chirp at the back of his head, this is an extremely attractive hairstyle, most men with this hairstyle are either ugly or very ugly.

But as long as the face is good enough, this is a bonus item. For example, Yunji now looks like a handsome painter or musician with a wealthy family.

Originally, there were very few men with such attributes as x and big. He walked all the way, and many men and women on the road stared at him.

Shi Yaya was originally looking at Zhao Xuan, but suddenly another glowing figure appeared in her retina, and she took a closer look: "Isn't this Yunji?"

"Then the primary school boy's friend is Yun Ji?"

"Go and see?"

"Let's go."

Yun Ji stood in front of Zhao Xuan, bent down and took off his hat and said with a smile, "Honey, you seem to have grown mushrooms."

Zhao Xuan stood up all of a sudden, and punched him directly, Yun Ji stretched out his hand to catch it as if he had expected it, and then took his hand and pulled him into his arms.

"Wow--"

"Everyone, don't be surprised, don't be surprised, good brothers are like this when they meet."

Hearing a few exclamations from the people behind Yunji, Zhao Xuan became anxious instantly, wanting to get out of his arms crazily, he shouted in a low voice: "Let go!"

"But you scolded me just now, I have to ask for some interest, right?"

Yunji tied Zhao Xuan tightly with both hands. Hearing his words, the trapped Zhao Xuan felt bad, and was about to attack his lower third with his legs.

But Yunji also expected it, and when he stretched a leg forward, it reached between his legs, and the two of them were immediately stuck together.

"hiss!"

The two are actually fighting, but to outsiders, this action is not much different from flirting.

Yun Ji lowered his head and gnawed on Zhao Xuan's neck, appreciating the tooth marks left by him with satisfaction, and then let him go.

As soon as Zhao Xuan was let go, he punched Yun Ji in the stomach, and now Yun Ji didn't hide, and took it firmly.

He also rubbed his stomach and said, "The temper has become bigger again..."

Zhao Xuan took a few steps back angrily, away from him, covered his neck and cursed: "Didn't you say you are a high school student?"

Looking at his appearance, Yunji felt even happier, "No wonder the baby was so kind to me a while ago, because she thought I was going to take the college entrance examination."

"Is not it?"

Yunji: "Why don't you think about what I said that night?"

The picture in Zhao Xuan's mind began to replay. He still remembered that he was on the bed at that time, and his consciousness was still not clear. Someone was talking in his ear, which was noisy and annoying. He insisted on asking him a question halfway through. What: "Baby, how do you feel? I heard that the hardest thing in the world is a diamond, and the second hardest is a high school student..."

high school student? ?

Zhao Xuan's eyes widened. For some reason, he only memorized three words of this nasty remark, and he still remembers it till now.

"Do you remember it?"

"Uh..." Zhao Xuan remembered everything and felt very ashamed. He turned around and wanted to run, but Yun Ji reacted much faster than him, and he was grabbed before he started running.

"It's already here, why don't you go in and take a look?" Zhao Xuan didn't resist this time, Yun Ji put the hat on his head again, took his hand and walked away, before leaving, he turned his head to face the one given to them just now. The person taking the picture blinked.

"Remember to send me a copy of the photo."

The girl nodded frantically.

Seeing the backs of the two people leaving, people around quickly began to discuss the not-so-pure relationship between the two.

After all, these few short sentences contain a lot of information, right? !

Then half an hour later, the picture of Zhao Xuan and Yun Ji holding hands at X University was uploaded to the university meeting in the same city.

Originally, someone from X University posted it to show off, but within 2 minutes after posting it, people from X Agricultural University recognized Zhao Xuan.

[X University-Yizhihua: Today I met a new school girl who is dating his boyfriend, although it is a bit sad that he already has a date, but it is really nice for two people to be together, best wishes-(picture)(picture)]

X Agricultural University - wild boar is not a pig:? ?

X Polytechnic University-Tracey: Wow, that's amazing, why are all our schools so crooked!

X Medical University-Large intestine with small intestine: Good face, very standard figure, it must look good as a specimen.

X Agricultural University-Aegean Sea:? ?Am I wrong? ?

X University-you know a hammer: People at the Agricultural University have opened their eyes to see, have they not seen it?Our school grass is stunning.

X Agricultural University-Aegean Sea: Upstairs, your school grass is indeed stunning, but, hehe, you understand everything.

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