Help, I don't want to farm

Xu Hu×Qing Jing-The chest has become soft

"Hey, Xuan'er, where are you?"

When Zhou Porridge received the call, Zhao Xuan was in Yunji's dormitory, sitting on his chair, playing with his ultra-high-performance computer. Although his own computer was also very good, as a human, he wanted to try it out. It's different at once.

After answering Zhou Porridge's call, he motioned for Yun Ji behind him to come up and help him continue playing the game, and stood up by himself to change places.

But Yun Ji came up and directly held him down, leaned directly behind his back, bent down and took over half of the game he played.

"Outside, come back later, I will bring you back whatever you want to eat later."

Zhao Xuan looked at Yun Ji manipulating his game character to make dazzling operations, and replied.

"That's right, that, about your boyfriend..."

Liu Yuyang, who was standing in front of Zhou Congee, immediately squeezed his eyes, and said immediately, "Is that the new kid from X University?"

"Well, yes, what's the matter?"

Liu Yuyang immediately broke into a smile excitedly, but Yang Chen beside him couldn't control it anymore.

He took Zhou Congee's cell phone and sent out a series of goose smiles: "I, Di Xuan'er, you are so ambitious! Hahaha now people who are older than x dare not speak, and they all deleted it from the Internet before calling us gay. What about your post, you have brought honor to our school!!"

"Tell me honestly, did you do it on purpose? Let him go to the enemy's school, and then disintegrate them from the inside!"

Just as Yun Ji wiped out a team of five sent by the enemy by himself, he raised his eyebrows when he heard Yang Chen's words on the phone.

Zhao Xuan couldn't see his face, and continued to say: "I didn't know before, forget it, I can't explain here, I will tell you when I go back."

He just thought that Yun Ji was a high school student and liked computers, so he honestly recommended him to X University, which is a well-known computer major in the country!

After Yang Chen finished speaking, the phone fell into Liu Yuyang's hands again, "Xuan, it's okay, we all know that you are an honest person and won't join the enemy, it's fun, if you can bring me some x big It would be even better if the exclusive gossip came back.”

"Uh..." Yun Ji chuckled lightly.

In the end, the phone returned to Zhou Porridge's hands. This was the first time that Zhao Xuan felt that his voice was so pleasant.

"Brother Xuan, the squad leader asked me to tell you that you did a very good job this time, keep it up!"

Zhao Xuan: "I see, thank you monitor for helping me."

Zhou Congee said again: "And your dear sister Meng Qingrong asked me to tell you, don't eat alone, take someone back when you have time and let her have a look."

"Ah."

"By the way, there are still many students I don't know who asked me to tell you that you must stand up outside, because there are no men who are zero outside in our Agricultural University!"

Hearing the sound of heavy breathing and the faint laughter of a strange man on the opposite side, Zhou Conge thought for a while, and finally said by himself: "Brother Xuan, pay attention to your body."

……

Zhao Xuan was silent for a while and then hung up the phone.

Yun Ji buried her face in Zhao Xuan's neck and let out a long series of uncontrollable smiles.

In the next two days, the people of the Agricultural University completely became angry on the Internet, not only because Zhao Xuan abducted the school grass of the enemy school, but also because that day, the school grass of the enemy school directly called Zhao Xuan publicly on the Internet. His dear husband!

what does that mean?It means that the talents in your own school are in control!

In contrast, Yunji said: Is it important to be called under the bed? ^_^.

Generally speaking, when the new semester starts, everyone in the Agricultural University is quite happy. If there is any trouble, it may be that another loving couple in the school seems to have quarreled, and the reason is unknown.

"call--"

This was the one hundred and eighth time Xu Hu woke up in the middle of the night. The person lying behind him had collapsed into a green python, which was a combination of countless finger-thick vines.

The front part of it was loose, part of it wrapped around Xu Hu's body, part of it climbed up the wall above his head, and bent down, forming a green cage.

Got stuck again.

This feeling of being neither loose nor tight and unable to break free has given him countless nightmares of being entangled by pythons, octopuses, soft plastic pipes and countless other things.

He opened his eyes and took a quick breath for a while. Because of his startled awakening, the vines next to him gradually woke up, and the cage on him and around him shrank back until it became a dotted circle beside him. Gorgeous beauties with exotic characteristics.

The humanoid face of the vine is thick and colorful, its eye sockets are slightly deep, and the eyes glow light green in the dark night, the high nose bridge and the full red lips make it look like a monster who chooses to eat people.

According to the broad concept, it is indeed a monster.

Maybe it sensed Xu Hu's unhappiness, so it calmed down stiffly: "Good boy, I was wrong, I won't do this again next time."

Xu Hu turned over expressionlessly and closed his eyes.

next time?Next time and next time!He has listened to it countless times!

Seeing that the apology was useless this time, Qingjing panicked for a while, and then went to press tightly against Xu Hu's back. The smooth skin with heat on the human back rubbed it comfortably. Although it has Humanoid, but the skin is usually as cold as the stem of a plant.

Humans often communicate with each other by touching each other, and it is now also infected with this bad habit.

"I was wrong……"

Qingjing recalled in her mind a book she had read called "One Hundred Tips to Keep Your Partner from Getting Angry", and began to imitate the content in it.

"Do you like the animal with horns during the day? Shall I catch it for you?"

"Still like glowing gems?"

"Human currency?"

"Or do you want to have sex with me?"

Hearing that the people behind were getting more and more outrageous, Xu Hu turned around and cursed: "Get lost! When do I want to sleep with you!"

Qingjing looked at him with a puzzled expression: "The day before yesterday."

Xu Hu pushed it away angrily: "Then it's because you are pestering me! I'm a normal human being, okay?"

Qingjing stretched out a few vines without looking for traces and climbed up his hot, solid body wearing only a white vest. A vine also crossed his chest, stretching out his plump chest muscles. Ravine, and then several vines went down and wrapped around his thigh.

Xu Hu stared at him and scolded him again: "Let me go!"

Qingjing didn't seem to sense his rejection, the vine below still wanted to poke into his pajama pants, and it was tightly attached to Xu Hu's back: "The book says, if your partner talks on the bed when you are angry, don't That's what you want."

"I really don't want... Ugh! Qingjing! Let me go!"

……

The next day, again, Zhou Congee was approached by Xu Hu.

The same location, in the pavilion beside Peach Lake.

The same people, Xu Hu, Zhou Porridge, and Bai Ye, were mermaids replaced by green thorns.

The red pavilion is square, Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye are sitting on one side, Xu Hu and Qing Jing are sitting opposite, Qing Jing seems to be in the habit of vines, always wanting to wrap around Xu Hu's body.

Xu Hu is also very strange, the sun is still wearing two clothes, isn't he very angry, usually the most afraid of heat?

The two couples looked at each other for a while, and Zhou Porridge couldn't hold back and said, "Senior Brother Xu, may I ask who you are today?"

Xu Hu's eyes were blue, and he said directly to Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, I have a big problem."

Zhou Porridge straightened his face and said, "Brother Xu, please tell me!"

"I want to kill it now, do you have any good solution?" Xu Hu gritted his teeth and said;

"Brother calm down! You are a murderer and illegal!" Unexpectedly, Xu Hu dropped the big bomb as soon as he opened his mouth. Zhou Porridge was taken aback and hurriedly persuaded him.

"It was easy to say in the past, but now it has become a human being and has been protected by the law, brother! Think twice!"

Xu Hu's face suddenly became desperate, but the other plant next to him was quite calm, and even took out a pack of paper from his pocket, and wiped the sweat from Xu Hu's face.

Bai Ye leaned back lazily, and said to Xu Hu with a chuckle, "What? Regret it?"

When Qingjing just became a human being, someone from above sent someone to seek Xu Hu's opinion in private, asking if he could take it away, but Xu Hu refused after thinking about it for two days.

Zhou Conge was soft-hearted, looked at Xu Hu's pitiful look and asked, "Brother, what's going on?"

Xu Hu sat up straight and said to Zhou Porridge: "Since July, it has become weird, and it will entangle me when I fall asleep at night. I have had nightmares for a long time, do you know that? ?”

Zhou Porridge didn't have any idea after listening, he looked at Qingjing strangely, and asked it: "What's going on?"

Qing Jing shifted her attention from Xu Hu to Zhou Porridge, looked at him with green eyes, and said, "I know you, the human being who threatened me."

"it's me."

Zhou Congee nodded and said, "Did you hear what he said just now, what's the reason?"

Qingjing stared at Zhou Congee for a while, until Bai Ye let out a dissatisfied snort, and then said calmly: "My partner seems to be pregnant."

Bai Ye's expression changed, and Zhou Porridge was stunned. He looked at Qing Jing stupidly, and finally asked Xu Hu stupidly: "Brother, are you actually a girl? No, no!"

He excitedly pointed at Qingjing and shouted: "You plants can make men pregnant?? Is it so scary!"

"I'm a pure man! I'm a man with handles! I'm such a fucking dog!!" Xu Hu stood up excitedly.

Qingjing also stood up nervously following Xu Hu, protecting him carefully.

"Some time ago, he suddenly didn't want to move, he liked to eat sour food, and he had a bad temper... I read the book, it's all about being pregnant."

And Xu Hu's whole body collapsed, he yelled at Qingjing: "That's because the weather is too hot in summer and I don't want to move! I like sour because I like to drink sour plum soup! Is it wrong to drink sour plum soup? The bad temper is because you keep pulling me to the bed!"

"I'm a man, how can a man get pregnant!!"

Qingjing is still very innocent, "Besides, I touched your breasts, and your breasts have also softened. The book says..."

"That's because I'm not working out enough! Grass!!"

Green thorn's green eyes dimmed, and it hugged the furious Xu Hu and comforted him: "It's okay, we will have a baby."

"Damn, how many times do you have to say it before you understand!! I'm a man! Do you understand male humans? I can't have children! I don't have that function!!"

Zhou Congee: "..."

He turned to Bai Ye and said, "Shall we go?"

Two days later, all the girls at X Agricultural University felt that life was wonderful.

X University has been completely "stepped under his feet" by himself, and he can eat dog food from Bai Ye and Zhou Congee from time to time to improve his food, and even Xu Hu and Qing Jing have reconciled!

No, Qingjing is still working tirelessly behind Xu Hu and helping him tie several disobedient donkeys.

Ah, life is wonderful!

The author says:

Life is good - and this time it's gone!See you next time--

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!