Help, I don't want to farm

Back to school - uncute freshmen

In September, it is the beginning of the school year again, and the single dogs in the school are restless again.

The reason for the restlessness is also very simple, because those new school girls who are innocent, cute, and haven't been baptized by Zhou Porridge and others' beauty are coming!Many people still dream that if a school girl with bad eyes takes a fancy to them, wouldn't that be their own money!

And I don't know if it's the reason for the popular admissions video, or their delusion, they always feel that the proportion of girls among the freshmen this year is higher than in previous years.

Therefore, under the promotion of various factors, the number of volunteers to welcome new students this year is directly full.

Zhou Porridge was also wearing a red gown, holding the sign of the Academy of Animal Sciences in his hand, standing in front of the sign-in shed for the freshmen of his academy like a door god.

At this time, the summer heat has not subsided, and it just rained yesterday. Today, when the sun came out, the water vapor evaporated, and the air was stuffy, which made him very unhappy.

"Why do we have to come to volunteer service?"

Zhou Congee held the sign and stood obediently for a while, and then he couldn't stand anymore. He kicked Yang Chen who was sitting on the stool. The academy signboard was stuffed into Yang Chen's hand.

"Because we don't have enough volunteer hours."

Liu Yuyang said: "And there is still a lot of difference." "Before you were asked to donate blood, you said you were too weak to donate, so now your volunteer service time is the lowest among us."

Zhou Porridge opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise, "What else is going on?"

Zhao Xuan and the others nodded together, and Liu Yuyang added fuel to the fire and said, "I remember you were talking about Bai Ye last night..."

"Okay, okay, you don't need to say it, I've already remembered it."

Zhou Porridge hurriedly interrupted him, and he himself remembered that the clothes he and Xia Ying had ordered had just been sent to him, and he couldn't resist the temptation of the uniform to play an adult game with Bai Ye.

"Congee Congee, Yang Chen, why are you the only ones? What about the others?"

Song Peizhu just came over with several large boxes of cut watermelons, and she asked the four of them.

Liu Yuyang pointed to the dormitory building over there and said, "They have gone to help with the luggage, we are waiting for the next wave of people here." "That's it, here, I just went to the supermarket to buy watermelons for you."

Zhou Porridge reached out to pick it up, and as soon as a few people opened the box, the sweet watermelon smell wafted out, and Yang Chen quickly inserted a piece and ate it.

"So sweet!"

Zhou Congee also took a piece and put it in his mouth, feeling the abundant watermelon juice in his mouth, the strong taste of watermelon made him squint his eyes.

On both sides of their shed are the sheds of the Dong Hospital and the Bee Academy. The people there saw that they were eating watermelons, and their hearts were eager to move.

Soon, the animal hospital on the left couldn't hold on anymore, and several people came over and tried to talk to them.

One of the boys glanced at the red watermelon in Zhou Congee's hand, and said to him, "Zhou Congee, many students who came here today are still asking us about you."

Zhou Congee: "Huh? Ask me what?"

"What else can I ask? Ask if you have a partner."

"Didn't all the classmates in our school talk about it online?"

When Zhou Congee was on the hot search before, because there were too many people asking about him, people from their school said on the Internet every day that he already had a date.

"Maybe they think you're going to break up?"

"But you don't have to worry, we will tell them, tell them that you and Bai Ye have a good relationship..."

Zhou Zhou was eating porridge, and felt that it was not good for them to eat alone, and there was still a lot in the box, so he passed the watermelon in his hand forward, "Do you eat watermelon?"

There was a sincere smile on the man's face, "Then we will not be polite."

Seeing that the people in the moving hospital over there succeeded, the Bee Academy next door also started to act.

"Do you know? I heard that the score line of our school has increased a lot this year."

"This matter, we also know that it is true, but it makes the teachers of our college very happy. You colleges are okay. The name of our bee college has never been heard of before. The score line has not been high. This is still This is the first time in several years that the score line has been raised."

Bee Academy finally found an opportunity to insert it, and after saying a few words, it managed to get mixed up with the watermelon to eat.

Later, when we talked about being high, people from the Bee Academy couldn't help talking about their current painful life.

"You don't know, the queen bee is like a child now, we can only coax him, I'm almost forced to become a male mother, by the way, I can sing good night songs in three languages, you guys Want to hear it?"

"Brother, aren't you afraid that you are already psychopathic?"

"Our teacher also told us that we can find wives after we learn how to bring up babies. I believe him, the girls in our college are all looking for women from the outer court!"

While talking, someone suddenly called out.

"I'm coming!"

Zhou Congee was shocked, and hurriedly took back the signboard from Yang Chen's hand, and rushed out.

A few buses slowly drove over there, picking up freshmen from the airport and train station to enter the school. He held up a sign high and shouted, "I'm here for the School of Animal Science."

Soon, the freshmen who just came down lined up behind Zhou Porridge like a bird that had found its mother bird.

Seeing that everyone in the car got off, Zhou Porridge said to them, "Please come with me, we will go to sign in and verify your identity first, and then someone will send you back to the dormitory."

Looking at the young and childish faces of these freshmen, he felt that his sense of responsibility as a senior was almost bursting.

Sure enough, the newcomer is cuter.

But when he just turned around, someone behind him suddenly asked: "Senior, do you have a girlfriend? Can I have your contact information?"

"He seems to be Senior Zhou Porridge, right? I remember he has a boyfriend?"

"Looking at the appearance of the senior, it should be a subject."

"Shou... ba ba ba"

Hearing their discussion, Zhou Porridge had a question mark in his heart, what is it all about?

By the time this group of freshmen began to register, the group of volunteers who had just collected their luggage had already returned.

Xue Tao reached out and took the sign from Zhou Congee's hand, now it was their turn to wait for the next batch, Zhou Congee and the others went to deliver the luggage.

When he came back, he looked quite happy, and he said to Zhou Porridge: "The new school girls are so cute!"

Zhou Congee couldn't help complaining, "How cute is it?"

"Their ambitions are very lofty. They told me that in the future they will hit the hospital, kick the agricultural college, and finally become the most powerful college in our school!"

"Then our college will be your strongest family! The strongest backing!"

Zhou Congee: "?"

"What are the freshmen thinking now?? What family?? Bai Ye married into our academy, okay?"

Later, Zhou Conge and the others didn't receive a few freshmen, and this morning passed, holding the heart of being hurt by the new uncute school girls, Zhou Conge followed Liu Yuyang and the others back to the dormitory.

Because the time slot they reported was in the morning, so they didn't have to go in the afternoon.

When reporting, Liu Yuyang said that it was cooler in the morning, but it was just that they didn't grab the afternoon and evening time slots.

But in the afternoon, looking at the big sun outside, Zhou Porridge also thought it was better to go in the morning. Although they had to get up early, they could eat watermelon in the dormitory and use the air conditioner in the afternoon.

"Damn it, you big bastards!"

Zhou Congee was sitting and watching a drama with his watermelon in his arms, when he heard Yang Chen's scolding and woke him up.

X University and X Agricultural University have been at odds for a long time, and this is the first time Yang Chen has scolded them so loudly.

"what happened?"

Liu Yuyang said: "It seems that they are fighting again at the university meeting in the same city?"

"Why are you fighting again? Didn't the school selection start in October?" Zhou Porridge took off his earphones and said strangely.

Yang Chen said angrily: "They're just jealous! When our school got a lot of attention because of the admissions video, they secretly smeared us!"

Zhou Congee was one of the sources of fights between the two schools, and he couldn't understand their behavior of fighting for several months because of which school's school grass was better.

After being mentioned, they also fought several times over such things as which school had better food and which school had the cutest cats, and because of too many fights, they were rumored by other schools that they were classmates from the two schools If you recognize them outside, you will spit at each other.

But, in fact, they haven't reached the point of spitting at each other, the most they can do is roll their eyes when passing each other's school gate.

"Then what's the reason this time?"

"It seems that they have a new good-looking graduate student majoring in computer science, and they say that he looks better than you. Ha, they finally admit that their previous school girl is not as good-looking as you!"

Liu Yuyang smiled and said, "They have been aggrieved for too long."

After all, after Xia Ying met Zhou Conge last time, she said on the Internet that as a well-known student in the X Provincial Academy of Fine Arts, what she said was taken out by the students of X Agricultural University, which directly hit the spirit of X University , the X University, which was originally evenly matched with the X Agricultural University, immediately languished.

Now, they have a new beauty, won't they stand up aggressively again?

Zhou Congee smiled helplessly: "They haven't given up yet?"

"How could they give up? Do you know what they say outside in order to canvass votes? They say that there are too many gays in our school, and we should change the name to gay university!"

"Huh?" Zhou Porridge also stood up and cursed: "Then their school is full of monks!! Why isn't it called Monk Temple?"

"Does the new guy at their school have a picture? Show me!"

"Wait, let me look for it, it's in the forum."

Liu Yuyang quickly sent several photos directly to their dormitory group, and said, "No need to look for it, I have it, and I got the name, what does it seem to be called? Yunji."

Zhao Xuan, who was silent the whole time, suddenly stopped typing on the keyboard. He turned his head and stared at Liu Yuyang and asked, "What did you say?"

"Huh? I said that the handsome new guy from X University seems to be called Yunji."

"Which cloud? Which Ji?"

"The cloud of the cloud, the Ji of the prefix rain."

Zhou Porridge watched Zhao Xuan's mouth squirm twice quickly, but he didn't make a sound. He felt that Zhao Xuan should be swearing.

Sure enough, in the next second, he grabbed the hat on his desk and put it on his head before walking outside.

Zhou Congee walked slowly to the center of the dormitory and stood side by side with Liu Yuyang, looking at the dormitory door that Zhao Xuan forgot to close when he ran out.

"Is it his boyfriend?"

"I guess so."

"Then why was he shocked?"

"I do not know."

"Tsk."

After a while, Yang Chen finally came to his senses, and he smiled excitedly: "Hahaha let them call us gay, is it retribution? The new school girl is about to marry into our school! "

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!