Help, I don't want to farm

Learning to farm can save the world!

Xue Tao thought for a while, and shouted at Zhou Congee: "Congee Congee, in fact, it is not impossible for the princess to be a naked man!"

Zhou Congee's eyes suddenly became sharp!

"Didn't everyone say that beauty is the top priority now? When the time comes, we will find someone to edit it, only showing the upper body, with Bai Ye's face, and put it on the Internet to ensure that the traffic will be booming!"

"Besides, it's a good thing you don't show off Bai Ye's good figure, isn't it?"

Zhou Conge put down the cat, ran over and held Xue Tao hard, cursing.

"It's fine if you think about me, but you even think about my boyfriend, do you know what it means that a friend's wife can't be bullied!!"

Xue Tao held his head and cried out in pain: "Zhou Congee, you have changed, you used to be very kind, why have you become so violent now?"

"That's not because of your overreaching!!"

Xue Tao and Zhou Porridge were fighting next to each other, and the others formed a circle to communicate.

Song Peizhu: "What should we do now?"

Everyone chattered together: "How about we shoot separately and then edit them together?"

"Find someone who is about the same height as Bai Ye as a substitute?"

"No, no, porridge won't agree."

"Actually, it doesn't have to be that complicated. We just use the cat's body for the whole process. Anyway, cats and men have the same function."

"That's right, handsome guys and cute pets are also traffic passwords!"

Song Peizhu thought for a while and felt that what they said was quite right, so he clapped his hands and made a decision: "Then just use the cat's body, I'll ask who has a cat's skirt, and get one for Sanhua to wear .”

By the time Zhou Porridge beat Xue Tao to the point of running away, they had quickly rearranged the arrangement.

Then Song Peizhu and the others called Zhou Porridge over and began to tell him a new storyline.

"Porridge, we thought about it for a while and let Bai Ye become a human. It's fine for him to be a cat. Who stipulates that the princess must be a human? Our princess is a cat!"

Zhou Congee nodded in affirmation: "That's right!"

"We've already looked for the princess dress worn by the cat. Someone will deliver it later. You can go over there and rest for a while. By the way, don't lick the lipstick on your mouth."

Song Peizhu looked at Zhou Porridge's half-lost lipstick, and said, "Forget it, don't worry, I'll make it up for you later."

Just half an hour later, someone ran over with a big bag of cat clothes and skirts.

Zhou Conge crouched under the shade of a tree with Sanhua in his arms, watching a bunch of people pick and choose.

"Brother Bai, are you happy that you are wearing a skirt again?"

"Meow--"

"It's still a princess dress."

"Meow--"

Soon Song Peizhu came over with a white skirt full of lace.

"Zhou Congee, give it a try first, this is the biggest size we can find."

Zhou Porridge took over the skirt. The design of this little skirt is quite cute, and the material is also good. There are dark patterns on the fabric, and there are many delicate and cute little bows.

Zhou Porridge almost couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, several cat heads protruded from the tree above his head, and they came to look for Bai Ye after running fast.

"It's pretty cute, ha."

Sanhuamao gave him a strange look, and then Zhou Porridge immediately returned to a serious look.

"Put it on first."

The front part of the skirt was quickly put on, but when it was time to zip it up, Zhou Porridge found that it couldn't be zipped up no matter what.

Zhou Conge touched Sanhua's soft belly and said, "Squad leader, this zipper can't be zipped up."

"It's fine if you can't pull it up, if you can spread it out, you won't be able to see it anyway." Song Peizhu had thought of it a long time ago, and said directly.

Then, 5 minutes later, Zhou Porridge stood at the shooting location holding Princess Maomao who couldn't zip up.

……

After tossing for several hours, accompanied by a narration, "Since then, Princess Zhou Congee and Princess Sanhuamao have lived a happy life!" Their filming finally ended.

Six days later, the large conference room on the top floor of Mingzheng Building, with its liver-colored oblong table and thick blue curtains, all had a serious atmosphere.

The chairs were full of school leaders. They had just finished the meeting, and everyone's expressions relaxed from the serious meeting atmosphere just now.

A majestic middle-aged man wearing glasses at the top said: "I heard that this year's admissions video is ready? Now that everyone is here, let's watch it together?"

"Okay, let's take a look."

"Xiao Li, go up and let it go."

A young woman in a rice dress went up and copied this year's new admissions video on the computer above. After she clicked play, she went down.

The beginning of the video is a bird's-eye view and the school emblem of the Agricultural University. At this time, the leaders below are smiling and chatting unknowingly.

The first one is the video of moving the hospital. As the ace major of their school, they are directly ranked first to appear on the stage, and they are also worthy of the high-cold style that comes with their college, cool colors, hands holding knives, white coats, Drop by drop of the medicine and the anesthetized animals on the bed were originally too cold, but the photographer added lively squirrels that appeared from time to time, bringing some softness.

The quality of the video produced by this first academy was so high that the teachers below nodded frequently.

In the end, the next one was the love story of Mary Sue from the School of Horticulture. Because of the length of time, they finished watching a love story with ups and downs, illogical logic and bloody plot in just 4 minutes. The plot change is so fast. The people below couldn't react.

After reading it, I only remember the colorful glowing roses in the School of Horticulture in my mind.

The smiles on the faces of the leaders present gradually disappeared, but the video that was still playing did not allow them to stop and discuss.

The next video is the insect platter of the Plant Protection Institute. The picture shrinks the real insects, so it looks good, and even the colorful color scheme looks good.

Afterwards, the Institute of Resources and Environmental Protection and other colleges also worked out their own work, achieved glory, and performed miracles!

And at this moment, the faces of the leaders are no longer solemn, but colorful!

With the appearance of Plants vs. Zombies from the Agricultural College, a younger leader burst out laughing as he watched those people holding baby vegetables and eating them raw.

Maybe he opened his mouth, and other people also brought a little smile on their faces, and some people made fun of the people in the agricultural college.

"Old Sheng, are you doing this creatively?"

"Hahaha, whatever, it's okay."

In the following video of the Academy of Animal Sciences, Zhou Porridge's "bright" performance also successfully attracted their attention.

"Hey, isn't this old Li's student?"

A leader of the Institute of Animal Sciences nodded: "This is our institute's baby bump."

"I didn't say that, why does this cat in a skirt look familiar?"

Everyone looked at the director of the moving hospital.

The dean of the animal hospital is a shrewd old man, and said directly with a smile: "We have a good relationship with the Institute of Animal Science, right? Xiao Yu?"

At the end, it turned out to be the finale of the School of Computer Science. They directly made lines of code and scrolled quickly on it. The entire video content was also very short, and it ended after one person said a word.

"Our college has nothing to say. Have you seen those sand sculptures in front? Join us, and they will all tremble under your hands!"

Then the whole admissions video is over.

After watching the entire video that I don't know how to describe, the person sitting at the front spoke first.

"What do you think?"

"Isn't it too long?" said one.

This is indeed much longer than the average admissions video.

"It's okay, it's very interesting to shoot, and it can attract people to watch."

"Correct."

"Young people should like it."

"Well, that's it."

After a brief discussion, it was finalized when no one objected.

By the end of June, after the results of the college entrance examinations in various provinces were finally released, the video was directly posted on their school's official website and the school's official Weibo.

But at that time, Zhou Porridge was eating a small barbecue with Bai Ye at the seaside with the sea breeze blowing, and he almost forgot about it.

Because he hadn't been to the beach much before, and what he went to was the famous scenic spot to see the scenery, and there was nothing to play.

But when he followed Bai Ye to the coastal city next to his home, Bai Ye took him to the sea to watch fish and touch snails on the beach, and the whole person was going crazy, how could he remember these things.

Originally, Zhou Congee was concentrating on watching Bai Ye's topless/topped/body grilling prawns for him, but when he heard his phone call, he was shaking crazily on the table.

He picked it up and took a look, it was Yang Chen.

"Zhou Congee, our school is on fire! You are on fire too!"

"What?"

"Go to the trending search, our school is on the trending search, we are so good hahaha! We are famous!"

Zhou Porridge looked at Yang Chen's crazy face, hung up the phone, and searched for it by himself.

#x Agricultural University live version of Plants vs. Zombies#

#xNongda colorful luminous rose#

#x农大动科学院周粥#

"Huh?" Zhou Porridge was shocked when he saw that there were several entries with their school's name on the hot search.

"Brother Bai, take a look, our school seems to be really popular, with so many hot searches, isn't our school spending money?"

Hearing this, Bai Ye put down his brush and walked over, stood beside him and watched with him.

Zhou Porridge was counting how many hot searches his school had in total, but a strange entry appeared at the end of the page.

#xNongda’s Sanhua male cat has big balls!Gifted! #

Zhou Congee: "..."

After seeing the content clearly, he immediately locked the screen of his phone, but he still felt that Bai Ye's hand around his waist became stronger.

"Congee Congee, what do you think? Is it big?" Bai Ye lowered his head and asked Zhou Congee's ear.

Zhou Porridge felt that he was getting burned, but in this case, he couldn't be cowardly even if he was a man!He directly reached out and grabbed Bai Ye's arm, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and the lips that seemed to be kissable opened and closed under Bai Ye's gaze.

"I think you're even bigger when you're a tiger, Brother Bo, when will you touch me?"

……

At the same time, the homepage of X Agricultural University's forum was also full of joy.

"Posted by: Xiao Hei;

Topic: Admissions video related;

Content: As a member of X Agricultural University, I never thought about participating in the shooting of any admissions video.

But today when I saw what they did, I couldn't help but tear up even a hunk like me, it's so fucking good!Even my mother came to ask me if there are really colorful roses in our school, and why Lizhen and Haochen are not together... Not much to say, brothers, let us shout out our slogan together now!

Zhuzi Qingqing on the first floor: Seeing that you are so sincere, Dad will satisfy you once today!Our slogan is - cheat more beautiful girls! !

The second floor really wants to drink yogurt: Seeing that you are so sincere, dad will satisfy you once today!Our slogan is - cheat more beautiful girls! !

The third floor is chubby: Seeing that you are so sincere, dad will satisfy you once today!Our slogan is - cheat more beautiful girls! !

……

Little Huazhu on the [-]th floor: He told you to call him?Just get used to him!

Love business on the [-]th floor: He told you to call it and you call it?Get used to him, uncle!

……

Time insight on the 52nd floor: Wait, isn’t our slogan that learning from farming can save the world? ?When did you change the slogan? ?

The author says:

It's over!Aww!There will be a special episode! !

Thanks for the company of the cuties, get up tomorrow and send red envelopes to the cuties!Hug and kiss!

There is also Fat Orange's pre-acquisition "How to Tame a Demon King", also known as the Violent Demon King and his horn repairman, please collect it——

When the demon world and the human world were completely integrated, monsters officially invaded the human world.Among them, the succubus found a new life direction and became the top streamer in the live broadcasting world, the Balrog happily sold barbecue, and the winged beasts in the demon world became the main force of the delivery people in the human world.

And Qiao Yin, who saw his people so depraved, was finally angry. After crushing a Mikaya worm and a white worm to death with his bare hands, he decided to officially launch an attack on humans starting tomorrow.

As a result, he found a small strawberry-flavored cake on his throne studded with red gems and black thorns the next day.

Qiao Yin ate up the small cake and decided to wait.

The next day, he saw a box of sweet cookies.

Qiao Yin ate up the cookies again, and decided to take a nap before talking.

The third day is puffs, the fourth day is mousse, the fifth day is donuts, and the sixth day is egg tarts.

Until the seventh day, there was an extra man on his throne who smelled like a human and still had a chasing knife in his hand.

The human said: "Dear Demon King, do you need me to trim your horns?"

After enjoying the gentle and meticulous horn trimming service from humans, Qiao Yin changed his mind and decided to marry a human as his queen.

1: Overhead.

2: Shou is the devil king, and is of the violent type.

3: Gong is an animal trainer (highlight: not the kind in a circus!).

4: There are many ways to tame animals.

文案：感谢在2022-06-0800:10:20-2022-06-0823:43:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!