Help, I don't want to farm

Mary Sue's Story-Colorful Luminous Roses

After listening to it, Zhou Porridge didn't want to talk to him anymore, he turned his head and used a colander to grab the cooked shrimp in the pot. When the others saw him using tools, they immediately began to condemn him: "You cheated!"

But Zhou Congee had already slipped a spoon full of shrimp into his bowl, "This is wisdom, not cheating, and you didn't say you can't use tools?"

Yang Chen yelled, "I'm coming too!"

Then a group of people immediately started fighting in the pot with a colander, giggling laughter spread out, and the waiter outside even came in to take a look.

But these happiness had nothing to do with Xue Tao, he was still pulling Zhou Porridge's arm, hindering his movements.

"Zhou Congee, this is a big event to win the honor of the hospital! You don't know that even the people from the Agricultural College are secretly preparing, and the group of people who moved the hospital looked so cold, saying that they dismissed this kind of activity .

But I just found out today that they went to the squirrels in the back mountain yesterday to let them appear in the photo, and they took them out to take a bath, and they were very clean! "The same goes for the Institute of Plant Protection. I don't know where to find a lot of blue morpho larvae. They say they are waiting to blind our dog's eyes... But what about our college?"Our academy has nothing! "

Zhou Congee heard it, and indifferently licked his hot red lips, and said, "Who said we have nothing left?"

"Doesn't our college have a lot of cows? By the way, Liu Yuyang also brought back a few rabbits that can be lent to you as props without charging any money."

After finishing speaking, he also picked up a piece of kelp and put it in Xue Tao's bowl: "Relax, didn't you just shoot this casually? You should eat first, how delicious is the hot pot? If you don't eat, there will be no meat .”

"But this video is not a simple video."

Xue Tao said to Zhou Porridge solemnly: "If the video we shot is selected, the edited collection will be posted on our college's official website, as well as our school's official Weibo, and it will be posted for a whole year. .”

Zhou Congee stopped his chopsticks.

Seeing this situation, Xue Tao thought it was interesting, and continued to say: "You will be famous, you will be famous, and you will have a lot of face!"

"In the future, when other people mention our school, they may also mention you. Don't you feel moved?"

Zhou Porridge thought about it for a while, and that scene seemed really cool to think about. If his parents and the people in the village saw it, wouldn't he become the most promising person among the people in the village?

Back then, his brother was on the school newspaper of their college, and everyone in the village praised him for a whole year!

A whole year!So much so that when his brother went back, no one urged him to get married!

While thinking about it, Zhou Congee picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks, chewed it slowly, and finally said under Xue Tao's expectant eyes: "Okay."

Xue Tao almost wanted to hug Zhou Porridge and kiss him, but his rationality restrained him, and he raised his arms and cheered: "Waiter, serve us two more plates of meat!"

Although Zhou Porridge agreed, he didn't think too much about it. He thought it was just an ordinary video, and he thought that he would show his face and be a beautiful vase. It seems that this video is not so good.

The content of the shooting was also different from the scene he imagined introducing their academy in a proper manner.

At first, he thought it was because everyone had just finished the exam, and some graduates were about to graduate and leave school. Everyone was more excited, until he saw people taking pictures of strange things with mobile phones everywhere on the road to the school, he Only then did I realize that everyone seems to be excited about the activity of shooting the enrollment video.

In fact, when Zhou Porridge went back that day, he also looked at the rules of the event. The school requires each college to submit one to three videos, but there are no requirements for those who are ordered by the college. They can shoot as they want. Just send it to the email address of the person in charge within the specified time, and finally three of them will be selected and handed over to the school.

He also saw in the last article that the selected video has a bonus, and there are all participants who shot the video.

Some people go for the money, others just for the fun.

After waiting for two days, Zhou Porridge found that the activity seemed to be getting more and more intense, and the trend was gradually becoming weird.

When he went to dinner with his roommate that day, he discovered that someone had been filming on the bridge of Taohu Lake.

It was two exaggeratedly dressed people in fluttering white clothes happily chasing each other on the bridge of Taohu Lake. Their embarrassing acting skills directly attracted Zhou Congee's attention.

They watched as the two men dragged their long sleeves and ran to the red pavilion in the middle, the round fan in the hands of the female student who ran ahead "accidentally" fell into the lake.

Zhou Porridge complained expressionlessly: "Is this called being careless? It was obviously thrown down on purpose, right?"

Yang Chen also said: "This acting feels like I can do it, right?"

After they watched the group of fans fall like this, the calm lake surface suddenly started to bubble, which made the people in the pavilion tremble with fright.

After pretending to be a ghost under the water for a while, that unknown thing popped up. She had a long blue-gray fishtail, and her long black hair was scattered behind her back. She might be trying to pretend to be a mermaid.

But it seems that she should have failed, because she is not like a mermaid now, but more like a female ghost.

Looking at her tail, Zhou Porridge didn't look like the two he saw before. He asked Liu Yuyang next to him, "How many mermaids are there in our school? She doesn't look like a crucian carp, nor does she look like one." Grouper."

Liu Yuyang saw the female classmate's face from a distance: "Zhang Yuru, the direction of evolution is grass carp."

Zhang Yuru's voice came from afar. It sounded like she was trying to hide her excitement, but her trembling voice still exposed her excitement.

"Dear classmate, may I ask whether you dropped this golden fan or this silver fan? As long as you answer my question correctly..."

Zhou Congee said in surprise: "Mythological drama?" Isn't this the plot of the river god?

Then to his surprise, before Zhang Yuru finished speaking, the male classmate dragged out a fishing net from the corner, and then set it down on her head.

Then that person directly pulled up the net.

Behind him was a mobile phone shooting at him vigorously.

"Hello everyone, I'm Xiong Zhihao, a major in animal science. Now I'm going to show you this fake river god. In fact, this is a grass carp that has become a spirit. Now I will show you the morphological characteristics of grass carp, so that you can avoid being deceived... ..."

Zhou Congee: "..."

Why did it change from a mythological drama to a popular science theater?

Not just Zhou Congee, but the other students all looked speechless. What kind of development is this?

Liu Yuyang said, "Hey, he's still our primary school boy."

Zhou Congee felt a little ashamed and yelled at them to leave.

It's just that Yang Chen was still a little bit unsatisfied, and he boasted: "It's quite creative."

Then he asked Zhou Congee: "Zhou Congee, do you also shoot this kind of film? Can I appear in the scene? The background board is also okay?"

Zhou Congee looked terrified, it's impossible, right?If you really want to shoot this kind of film, you might as well kill him in advance!He was so embarrassed just watching their performance that he was about to pick his toes. If he was really allowed to do it, he would really die!

"If it's really filming this kind of film, I think you can be the protagonist."

Yang Chen also asked happily: "Really?"

Originally, Zhou Congee was a little embarrassed, just the kind of embarrassment for others, which made him feel uncomfortable, but when they turned a corner, they saw that the students from the School of Horticulture arranged a Mary Su sad love drama .

The male lead had a broken leg and was blind in one eye. He was hugging the female lead in a pink dress and begging bitterly.

"Lizhen, Lizhen, please, don't leave me, for you, I will do anything!"

The girl named Lizhen was pretty pretty and cute, but because she was holding back her smile, her face looked very weird.

Lizhen exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Haochen, my Haochen, my father will not agree to us being together, he is stubborn, he will hurt you! He has already broken one of your legs Eyes, you better go! I'm already engaged to someone else, you have to remember, my heart belongs to you forever!"

Haochen started to act like a roar, he cried loudly while crying: "No, I can't leave you, I died of a broken heart!"

Zhou Porridge looked at the male classmate named Hao Chen and even cried out his nose!

Liu Yuyang sighed: "This acting skill is much better than that of our primary school boy."

After Lizhen and Haochen hugged each other, shouting, "You love me, I love you" for a long time, they finally got to the point.

Haochen held Lizhen's face in his hands, looked straight at her, and said, "Don't worry, Lizhen, I have already found a rare colorful rose cultivated by the School of Horticulture of x Agricultural University. With it, Your father will definitely agree with us."

Lizhen covered her mouth with a look of surprise: "Is it the most powerful horticultural school in the legendary X Agricultural University?"

Haochen: "Yes, it is the most powerful academy!"

Everyone was taken aback by the straightforward lines.

Zhou Congee spoke first, and he said numbly, "I think we'd better go back to sleep."

Then, everyone else chimed in: "Yes, yes, let's go back to sleep."

"I must have been awake to see someone doing comedy in the middle of the road."

"The School of Horticulture has no shame, they are the most powerful school!" Only Yang Chen cursed suddenly.

Zhao Xuan: "You use the wrong idiom."

Yang Chen continued to scold: "They don't know what's important, don't know the rules, and don't know what's good! Zhou Congee! You must suppress them and let them know that our Academy of Sciences is the most powerful!"

Zhou Congee: "..."

He can't, he can't do it, he can't beat them in this shameless drama.

In the first few days, it was just a small group of a few people performing in the school, and then there were really organized big activities, and the whole school was as happy as the New Year.

Zhou Porridge never thought that these people would not want to go home because of an admissions video.

Thinking back to the past, the students who finished the exam early ran back, how could so many people stay in the school?

Not only that, even those colleges with a relatively low sense of presence in the school have begun to show their sense of presence.Although their school is an agricultural university, it is also a comprehensive university. In addition to the colleges of agriculture and forestry, there are also colleges that do not belong to agriculture, such as the college of computer science, the college of physical education, the college of foreign languages, and the college of mechanical and electrical engineering.

Those colleges seemed out of place in agronomy. Except for the School of Computer Science, which had a relatively high sense of presence in the school's forum, the other colleges were basically invisible at ordinary times.

But I didn't expect to stand up this time. The School of Physical Education directly held a basketball exhibition game, and all the people who were over 1.8 meters tall, good-looking and had abdominal muscles were selected to play.

It was said to be an exhibition match, but the fight was also very intense. The sweat and hormones directly made the female students howling.

"Aww, he's so handsome!"

"Ahhh abs! Chocolate abs!"

"It's so big, it's so big! It's so big, the pectoral muscles are so big!"

Zhou Porridge and his dormitory also went to watch that basketball game, obviously the number of men and women in the scene was even.

But the male students present seemed to have lost their speaking organs, and they couldn't even shout for cheers.

Zhou Porridge and the others were brought in by Song Peizhu, and they were all among the girls. At that time, the four of them seemed to have their butts stuck to the chair, and they didn't dare to move or speak. When the others stood up excitedly, , The place where the four of them are is directly sunken.

Zhou Congee felt very tormented, he tugged Song Peizhu's sleeve who had stood up.

Song Peizhu was still excited, she lowered her head and asked, "What's the matter Zhou Congee?"

Zhou Congee whispered in her ear, "We want to go out, and Yang Chen wants to go to the bathroom."

Song Peizhu muttered in a low voice: "Lazy people poop a lot."

Then she looked up and looked around, it was not easy to go out with all the girls, finally she thought about it, raised her head and shouted to Jiang Yu who was happily chatting with her roommate two rows away: "Xiaoyu, Yang Chen wants to go to the toilet , you take him out."

Jiang Yu looked back at Yang Chen.

Yang Chen looked blank: "When do I want to go to the toilet?"

Jiang Yu smiled at Yang Chen in satisfaction, and then said to Song Peizhu, "He's finished."

"Uh..." Failed, Zhou Porridge was planning to change the method, but someone below made a three-pointer, and there was another loud cheer.

He felt that his ears were going to be deaf, and when he was struggling to try again with Liu Yuyang's method of diarrhea, he suddenly found that everyone around him was looking at him.

Zhou Congee: "?"

Song Peizhu sat down, and said to Zhou Congee with a complicated expression, "Zhou Congee, someone below has confessed to you."

"Ah? Which one?" Zhou Congee was still at a loss.

Song Peizhu laughed immediately: "Just the one who shot the three-pointer just now."

Zhou Porridge looked at it, and sure enough there was a man standing in the middle of the basketball court below looking at them. He was not bad looking, with good features, tall and long legs.

"Are they acting too? Why didn't they notify me?"

Song Peizhu was at a loss all of a sudden, now that there were too many actors in the school, she couldn't help but began to wonder if people from the Physical Education College were pulling Zhou Porridge to "hype".

Zhou Porridge had already seen that the camera below had turned to them. Taking advantage of everyone standing quietly in their positions, he immediately asked them to give way and ran towards the exit.

Liu Yuyang followed closely with a gossip smile, and Zhao Xuan followed out without expression. Yang Chen looked at Jiang Yu and then at Zhou Porridge and they were a little tangled.

Jiang Yu pointed at Zhou Porridge, and Yang Chen immediately followed obediently.

After they left, the atmosphere at the scene changed from girls screaming excitedly and coveting sports students to gossip about the man under the gossip and Zhou Congee, and Bai Ye's name was often mentioned.

Song Peizhu's ideological and moral standards are relatively high, and she also thinks how could someone confess to someone who has a partner?There must be a conspiracy!

When she thought about what Zhou Porridge had said to her, she felt that the logic was quite logical, and immediately raised her eyebrows, and her anger ignited.Hearing their gossip, she became even angrier again.

Song Peizhu called everyone around him over and told about the conspiracy of the Physical Education College, and then the others also became angry.

"You're getting the message out, you can't make their plans work."

"No problem!" The others agreed one after another.

No human being can refuse gossip, relying on person-to-person transmission, but within a few minutes, the wind direction of the entire field has changed.

From time to time, I can hear exclamations from different places, "So it is like this!"

"Insidious, they are too insidious!"

"I just said, doesn't Zhou Porridge have a boyfriend? These people actually do such a thing!"

After going out, Liu Yuyang put a hand on Zhou Porridge's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Do you know that person?"

Zhou Congee: "How could I know each other?"

"Then he still confessed to you?"

"Aren't there fewer people who don't know each other who confess to me?"

"Too."

Liu Yuyang sighed: "Ever since you and Bai Ye were together, it's been a long time since those people lined up to confess to you. Those girls look so shy and timid."

"Uh..." It was originally an episode, and Zhou Porridge didn't take it to heart, but the next day, Xue Tao actually came to him because of this matter.

Zhou Porridge was still on the balcony of the dormitory at that time. He held Sanhua Suiyue in his arms and watched the white spider weaving a web on the tree downstairs, and then Xue Tao rushed in angrily.

"Too much bullying, the people in the Physical Education Institute really are too much to bully!"

"Did they think that there is no one in our Academy of Animal Sciences? How dare they plot against you!"

Zhou Congee: "What?"

Xue Tao directly stuffed the phone into Zhou Porridge's hand, and Zhou Porridge picked it up and looked at it.

"Posted by: a wild boar;

Theme: Discussion on the Truth of Confessions in the Basketball Game of the College of Physical Education;

Content: Li Tao, the basketball game that the Physical Education Institute spent a lot of time on, is it a confession that was carefully prepared or a "conspiracy" against Zhou Congee?

Everyone knows that their basketball game was intended to be filmed as a material for the recruitment video, but the man's confession stunned everyone. If it was to make Zhou Congee appear in the mirror, then... ... Tsk.If it's really just a simple confession, it can only be said that the brother's brain is not very good. "

Ma Huateng on the first floor: I asked Zhou Porridge and his class, but Zhou Porridge didn't know about it beforehand.

Princess Cat on the second floor: The School of Physical Education is playing tricks!Are you serious about photographing other people?

On the third floor, I am a dog: "What serious filming? Are you referring to the Mary Su love drama filmed by the School of Horticulture?"

Gone with the wind on the fourth floor: Don’t change the subject on the third floor, is Mary Sue’s love drama bothering you?

I am a local dog Reply Gone with the Wind: Excuse me, the story of the heroine of yours who exchanged her heart for the hero who had a heart attack, then died, and was finally saved by a colorful glowing rose is something normal people can think of Yet?

Gone with the Wind replied that I am a soil dog: You don’t understand!What a touching love!

Seeing this, Zhou Porridge raised his head and asked in surprise, "That colorful rose in the Horticultural College can still glow?"

"Isn't it very Mary Su? Amazing?" Xue Tao asked back.

Zhou Porridge nodded.

"Actually, there is something more about Mary Sue. Do you want to hear it? It's in the back, and it's about you."

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