Help, I don't want to farm

Your face is the key to victory!

When Zhou Porridge crawled out from under the tiger's belly, his hair was disheveled, his eyes were watery, and his mouth was still ruddy from being kissed.

He pushed away the tiger head that was still rubbing against his neck, and leaned forward to hook the gift that fell on the ground, but because of a posture problem, his clothes were pulled up for a long time, revealing a large white area back.

The tiger standing above his body seemed to have found something interesting, flicked its tail and took two steps back, lowered its head and snorted hotly on the spine in the middle of his back.

Zhou Congee's body trembled, and the thing he was about to get failed all of a sudden.

"It's itchy, don't make trouble."

With one hand behind his back, he pulled down his rolled-up clothes, pushed away the scheming tiger head, and then went to pick up the gift from Xia Ying on the ground, but after trying twice, he couldn't pick it up. , he gave up.

He stepped on the tiger's body with his feet, pushing away the big tiger's body that was always trying to get entangled. The strong muscles covered with thick fur felt very good when stepped on.

The big tiger didn't respond to being stepped on, and turned his head to rub his calf.

But Zhou Porridge had already retracted his legs, he stood up, and finally went to the ground to pick up the gift that had been neglected for a long time.

He picked up the things and sat on the edge of the bed. After gesturing to Bai Ye's tail, he slipped it on from the tip of his tail and stuck it perfectly behind the root/part of his tail, and then stretched out the extended part A thread was drawn down his tail, and the bell was hung on the tip of his tail.

Bai Ye let him move, and after the Zhou porridge was hung up, he shook his tail lightly, and the crisp and crisp sound of the bell rang.

"really not bad."

Zhou Porridge looked at the dark green ornament hanging on his golden and yellow tail, it was just right.

"I just said that this size is hung on the tail, how could it be hung on the front."

After he finished speaking, he wanted to take a picture with his mobile phone and show it to Zhao Xuan, to prove that what he said was right.

But suddenly the tiger next to him quit, and the tiger's head moved closer to Zhou Congee's face, and then suddenly changed back to Bai Ye's fierce face, with tiger ears and a tiger tail, giving him a dangerous aura.

He rarely showed such a vicious look to Zhou Congee, like a predator lying in the grass about to hunt, watching the prey stunned, he raised the corners of his mouth.

"Porridge porridge, what size?"

Zhou Congee: "..." What should I say?

Bai Ye didn't care about Zhou Porridge's silence, and said to himself: "That's right, Porridge doesn't know yet."

Zhou Congee tried to get away with it as usual, he squeezed Bai Ye's tiger ears, softened his voice, and coaxed softly, "Brother Bai, can you give me a kiss first?"

The corners of Bai Ye's mouth rose even more, and he lowered his head slowly.

"Then... just give me a kiss first."

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Yang Chen felt that his life was so miserable. Everyone went out to play, but he was the only one staying in the dormitory!I can only write quickly in front of the blank internship diary!

"Is there anyone worse than me in this world?"

The sad Yang Chen took a picture of the empty dormitory and posted a circle of friends, and then he quickly gained everyone's friendship and love.

"Xue Tao: Hahaha, what a miserable person."

"Song Peizhu: Hahahaha! Wait, Zhou Porridge went outside for the night??"

"Chu Yiyi: Boys, don't just spend the night outside, it's dangerous!"

"Meng Qingrong: My stupid brother doesn't even come home at night! [Crazy] [Crazy]"

After Yang Chen finished posting, he kept swiping his phone anxiously. He didn't wait for the comment he wanted before. After refreshing again, he finally saw the avatar he wanted appeared.

"Xiaoyu [Loving Heart]: Good boy, I just happen to be able to seriously write the internship diary, you will be able to finish it today, right?"

Holding the phone, Yang Chen almost shed tears like kelp. Is this different from what I imagined?

He could only type sadly: "Yes Xiaoyu, I will finish writing it tonight!"

Then halfway through writing, he climbed into bed and fell asleep. The next morning, before eight o'clock in the morning, he suddenly remembered it in his sleep, which woke him up immediately, and he got up and continued with a catapult.

As a result, after writing for a while, Zhao Xuan came back, still very angry, and took off his hat as soon as he came back, threw it on the table angrily, and sat down on the chair angrily.

Yang Chen raised his head from his desk in confusion, and asked, "What's wrong? We lost the fight?"

Zhao Xuan replied sullenly: "Yes."

Yang Chen didn't expect him to be right when he said it casually, he comforted: "It's okay, just win it back next time, ah, if you lose, are you okay?"

Like a cat whose hair has exploded, Zhao Xuan jumped up excitedly: "I didn't win a single game. I tried more than [-] games, but I didn't even win a fucking game!"

Yang Chen was startled, turned his head to look at him, and suddenly saw a clear tooth mark hanging on his neck, this time, he was not frightened but terrified.

"you you you you!"

I don't know why he suddenly came to an outrageous conclusion, he pointed at Zhao Xuan and shouted: "You, did you lose yourself?!"

Zhao Xuan suddenly changed from a furry cat to a rain-drenched kitten. Yang Chen swore that he definitely saw a large black cloud suddenly appearing above Zhao Xuan's head, and his whole body was shrouded in darkness. .

The whole dormitory fell into an unspeakable silence until Liu Yuyang came back smelling of alcohol.

He opened the door and felt the subtle atmosphere in the dormitory. He looked at Zhao Xuan playing games with headphones on. If he didn't press the keyboard like he was beating someone, it seemed quite normal.

Liu Yuyang raised his eyebrows and said, "What's going on? It's so heavy."

Yang Chen stood up and dragged Liu Yuyang to the balcony outside like a little wife. After talking about this and that, Liu Yuyang finally understood.

Yang Chen: "It's like this, why don't you just stop provoking him?"

Liu Yuyang patted him on the shoulder and said, "Look at me for small problems."

He opened the door and shouted: "Zhao Xuan, I heard that you lost yourself playing games with others?"

Yang Chen almost fainted on the spot, he hurriedly followed, and watched Liu Yuyang run to Zhao Xuan's side, then took off Zhao Xuan's earphones, and whispered something in his ear.

Then he saw Zhao Xuan's anger suddenly turned into joy, and he laughed "insidiously".

"Uh..." Yang Chen silently sat back on his chair, and sent a message to Jiang Yu: "QAQ, Xiaoyu, am I really good at it?"

Jiang Yu replied to him: "How did you find out? Has someone kindly told you at last?"

Yang Chen cried so loudly.

In the afternoon, what no one expected was that Zhou Porridge also came back gritting his teeth, and sat on his own stool in a huff when he came back. When he sat down, he even pulled up his own cushion to use as a cushion .

He was really angry, he thought he would never want to see any accessories about tails in his life.

You shouldn't be curious about things you shouldn't be curious about!

Does size matter?It doesn't matter at all!

Liu Yuyang watched Zhou Porridge tie the poor little snake into a knot as a toy, and then accidentally broke the lizard's tail. Although it was easy to break, he still couldn't stand it anymore.

As the big brother in the dormitory, he has the responsibility to solve problems for his dear roommates.

"Porridge, what's the matter? Are you so angry?"

Zhou Porridge stuffed the severed red lizard tail into his cup and said, "It's okay, I had a fight with Bai Ye." Although the quarrel was on the bed.

Liu Yuyang said in surprise: "Bai Ye would quarrel with you?"

Zhou Congee: "I'll scold him unilaterally, that's fine."

"Oh."

"Then he apologized to you?"

Zhou Congee: "I apologize, but I don't want to see him during this time, and you are not allowed to let the cat in at night."

It seems that Zhou Congee is really angry this time...

Seeing that he didn't want to say anything more, Liu Yuyang stopped asking, and planned to try again after he calmed down.

The next few days were all kinds of exams. Zhou Conge was dizzy from memorizing the books, and then Liu Yuyang was useless. Bai Ye turned into a cat, relying on his fluffy and fat body that healed people's hearts, and returned to Zhou Congee. won a place in his arms.

Not only Zhou Porridge was bald because of the final exam, but other people in the school were also having a hard time. A koi tomb for each person could no longer satisfy them. They also started worshiping gods and other messy things.

When Zhou Porridge passed Taohu Lake in the morning, he saw a lot of fruits under the Shennong sculpture in the school, and even many students rushed to feed the cows wandering in the school, and even touched their horns to pray after feeding.

Anyway, each shows his talents.

When Zhou Conge finished the last test with difficulty, he saw other people as soon as he stepped out of the classroom. He looked at them and asked with a serious face, "Can I pass?"

Liu Yuyang looked disdainful: "It's easy."

Zhao Xuan: "Well, there's no problem."

Yang Chen: "Why are you looking at me? How could I fail? I'm a genius, okay?"

Zhou Congee nodded, waved his hand and said, "Let's go, eat hot pot!"

The few people hadn't taken two steps, but Xue Tao and his roommate also caught up.

He said with a shy face, "Zhou Congee, are you going out to eat? Let's go together, there are so many people."

"What's the matter with you?" Zhou Porridge looked at him suspiciously, going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, he didn't believe that Xue Tao would come to have dinner with them today if he had nothing to do.

"Oh, talk while walking."

The hot pot soup base of butter was boiling, and the red chili and peppercorns danced together in the soup. After a while, the spicy and delicious smell permeated the whole room.

The table is full of meat, except for the table, there is a three-tiered small shelf next to it, which is also full of meat, and there are only two vegetarian dishes.

Zhou Porridge nervously poured a plate of thinly sliced ​​red meat into the pot, and within a few seconds, the meat was cooked.

At the moment when the meat changed color, the chopsticks of the people around him stretched out at the same time. Zhou Porridge also hurriedly lowered the chopsticks, but he was a step too late, and only a few slices were caught between several pairs of chopsticks.

He sighed, intending to keep trying.

Xue Tao sat next to Zhou Porridge, and kept babbling: "Did you hear what I said? Zhou Porridge?"

Zhou Porridge stared at the meatballs in the pot, and said casually: "I heard, the school is going to make an admissions video, right? They also asked us to shoot separately for each college to show the style of each college. What's the point? You want to shoot ?”

"No, no, it's not that we want to shoot, it's that we want to shoot the best! We want to let everyone see that our Academy of Sciences is the most impressive academy in X Agricultural University!!"

"And you—"

Zhou Congee held up his chopsticks and turned to look at him.

Xue Tao also had an impassioned face: "And your face is the key to our victory!"

The author says:

Try to restrain Fat Orange, this level should be able to release it...

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!