Help, I don't want to farm

single dog rage

When Zhou Congee and the others returned to school, it was already mid-to-late June, and it was the exam month of the year, and there were fewer people hanging out.

Although there are fewer people, there are always some people who want to go out to find some excitement during the gap between the final exams, and then they see the big and small bags of Zhou Porridge and the others.

"Hey buddy, is that spider on your chest real? It's so cool!"

"Alive, still moving!"

Yes, there is a big spider on Zhou Porridge's chest. He thought that he could only let the spider stop on his chest in order not to scare people. As a result, those who are interested in spiders now rub against Zhou Porridge. If you want to touch it, there are people who don't want to touch spiders but also fish in troubled waters to squeeze in and want to touch Zhou porridge.

The white spider was originally shy, probably frightened by so many people watching, crawling around on Zhou Congee.

The rabbits that Liu Yuyang was holding were also enthusiastically watched by the crowd, especially the passing uncles and aunts.

"Student, is it your rabbit?"

"They're so fat! Can you pet them?"

"Hey, my little friend, do you sell this rabbit? How much is it per catty?" Some people even took a fancy to the firm meat on this rabbit, and asked Liu Yuyang about the rabbit's grade.

Zhao Xuan hugged a glass pickle jar by himself, and squatted on the ground lonely looking at their luggage.The kimchi jar was specially given to him by the elder sister in the village who saw that he liked to eat kimchi.

When Zhou Congee was almost slapped in the face by others, Yang Chen finally arrived at the dormitory with them, Xue Tao.

"Congee Congee, we have borrowed a trailer!"

Yang Chen was as happy as a puppy. They pulled the trailer and ran out of the school gate quickly. The trailer that was not loaded was being pulled and crackled on the ground.

"Wow, Zhou Congee, you are so cool!"

Seeing Zhou Congee, Xue Tao highly praised Zhou Congee's spider shape.

Zhou Porridge hurriedly got out from the crowd, he wiped off the silk that the white spider spun on his face, and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up."

Fortunately, they brought several trailers, two of which were filled with Liu Yuyang's rabbits, and there were still two left for their suitcases.

After the things were loaded, a bunch of people pulled and ran away.

After entering the school, Liu Yuyang had to send the rabbits to their training base to raise them first. He hadn't figured out what to do with them, so he could only raise them temporarily.

Zhou Porridge and the others went back to the dormitory first, and when they were halfway there, they ran to find them.

"Meow--"

It was in a good mood to run fast. It looked at the strange big thing on Zhou Porridge, and only let out a faint cry, unlike the little wolf who reacted violently.

Zhou Porridge squatted down and touched its head, "Run fast, this is my spider, it may stay in school in the future, don't bully it."

He ran quickly and raised his head to let Zhou Porridge scratch his most comfortable chin. When he heard Zhou Porridge's words, he gave a steady cry to show that he knew.

Seeing that it agreed, Zhou Porridge said again: "Then remember not to let other animals bully it, it is relatively timid."

He quickly opened his eyes that were closed because of comfort, looked at the strange thing on Zhou Porridge, and assessed its strength, it was really weak.

It can hit five at a time, but since it is raised by Zhou Congee, it is difficult to take care of it.

Run fast: "Meow--" I know, I know, I will be optimistic about it.

When he was about to leave, Zhou Porridge realized that it was accompanied by a strange green-eyed raccoon dog that was a circle smaller than it, walking side by side with it, and the tails of the two cats were still hooking up. of.

what happened?Run fast and have a girlfriend?

Zhou Porridge frowned and asked, "The raccoon?"

Xue Tao glanced at it and said, "You mean that raccoon? It's called Scratching People. It seems to be a cat outside. It was brought back from the outside by running fast. When it was brought back, it was still injured all over its body. Very, when the hospital was called to rescue it, many people were arrested, so it was called Catch People Hard."

"Wouldn't you be neutered if you run fast?"

Xue Tao said confidently: "You can pursue love even if you have been sterilized!"

Zhou Porridge admired the sticky tails of the two cats that run fast and catch people fiercely for a while, and finally had to sigh: "Don't say it, it's quite worthy."

It is indeed a good match, to what extent, the single dogs who are matched to the school are all stimulated!

Originally, the single dogs in the school pinned their hopes on the plant becoming a wife, but after waiting for so long, there was no movement at all, and on the contrary, several couples were separated by the sinister pink flower tree in the back mountain.

Just when those people were about to give up, Xu Hu's wife appeared. With long black hair, thick black eyebrows, and bright red lips, she looked like an indistinguishable male and female monster, but she had a pair of innocent eyes. Who can stand it?

When it first became a human, countless people gritted their teeth with jealousy behind their backs. Isn't this the pure goblin described in ghost novels?What luck!

Now it's all right, not only does it matter if my plants can't become human, but even the runner who has been obsessed with fighting the world has a girlfriend.

Later, when several common animals in the school began to form pairs, the single dogs became angry!

"So, they held an event before and arrested and sterilized all the cats and dogs in the school?"

Zhou Porridge has really convinced this group of people. After the expansion of the fast-running territory, there are many more cats in its cat group, but it is not an easy job to catch them!

"I heard that they still wanted to catch squirrels, and then they were stopped by the people in the hospital."

While talking, Xue Tao put down the heavy suitcase in his hand, and said, "Why do you feel like moving when you go for an internship? There are too many things, right?"

Zhao Xuan hugged his kimchi jar and put it on the ground: "I received a lot of presents."

Xue Tao: "Oh, we went there and only brought back some salted duck eggs, do you want them?"

"want."

Zhao Xuan is not too polite, pickles, salted duck eggs, and a bowl of porridge make his breakfast perfect.

Zhou Porridge put the white spider on the wall of their balcony outside, and saw Xue Tao's two lizard sons shed their shells on their wall, and the tongue flowers that were left unattended also grew luxuriantly.

He looked around and sat back in his chair contentedly after seeing nothing strange coming in.

"It's still comfortable in my own dormitory."

Zhou Congee, who was slumped on the chair, planned to order a takeaway to reward his stomach, and it happened to be able to bring it for him when Yang Chen and the others came back.

"Your takeaway."

Liu Yuyang put the milk tea and fried chicken on Zhou Zhou's table, "Eat so much, you are not afraid of getting fat."

Zhou Porridge laughed: "After half a month, I have two more abdominal muscles. It is impossible to be fat."

"and many more."

Yang Chen shouted suddenly, and then he dragged out two buckets of yogurt from under his desk.

"Look, the yogurt I brought for you! See how loyal I am."

Liu Yuyang stood up, went to open the lid, and smelled the smell of old yogurt, "It smells good, do you want some?"

"Come on."

Zhou Congee went to get his own cup, and found that there were many insects given to him by the filial lizard in it, and finally had to replace it with a small bowl.

Zhao Xuan wanted a bowl too, and then several people sat in their seats and ate yogurt. While eating, Zhao Xuan's phone rang suddenly.

He glanced at the phone screen, put down the bowl, picked up the phone and went outside to the balcony, and closed the door behind his back.

Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang looked at each other, something was wrong!

He never avoided them on the phone!This time, I went outside to pick it up just by looking at the name!

"Shh!"

The whole dormitory fell silent. Zhou Porridge pricked up his ears and listened for a while, and found that he had deliberately restrained himself, talking in a very low voice, and he didn't hear a word.

Zhao Xuan didn't chat for long, and then came in with a calm face.

"I'll go out for a while, maybe I won't be back tonight. If I want to check the bed, I'll talk to Lao Zhou later."

After he finished speaking, he started to pack his things without looking at the faces of other people.

The three of them watched his movements quietly, and when he was about to go out, Zhou Porridge came back to his senses, and asked cautiously, "What are you going out for now? Be careful."

Zhao Xuan pressed a peaked cap on his head, he turned his head and smiled at Zhou Porridge, showing a small canine tooth that is not often seen, "Some idiot came to me for a real PK."

When everyone was stunned, he had already closed the door and left.

Zhou Porridge looked at Liu Yuyang and asked strangely, "Is he going to fight?"

Liu Yuyang looked at the suddenly innocent Zhou Congee, and said helplessly, "If goblin fights are also fights, you can say the same."

Yang Chen, who ate yogurt like a piglet, also raised his head, and asked with a dazed expression, "What? Is there any connection between real person PK and goblin fights?"

Liu Yuyang looked at him like a fool.

Yang Chen felt that he had been insulted through Liu Yuyang's eyes, but he couldn't figure it out, so he could only turn his head and continue eating silently.

After a while, Liu Yuyang's cell phone rang unexpectedly, but he didn't go outside, but answered it directly in the dormitory, and then Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen heard his gentle and gentle girlfriend using A loud curse at the teacher that they had never heard before.

That cursing fiery temper completely overturned Zhou Porridge's previous impression of her.

"I can go to his fucking school, stupid school, it's fun to take four exams a week? Why don't they try it themselves? And who else, I don't know how he became a teacher, what classes he took himself? Don’t you know? I’m like a xx every day, and I know how to read ppt in class.

Heh, I think he can't even memorize the definition of the class he took, right?Before the end of the term, you still pretend to draw the key points, draw a ghost, and mislead me on purpose?I'm really a fucking xx, I believed in his evil, and I paid attention to the key points, the questions he asked in the final exam were never taught in the fucking class, I'm a ghost, I'm so pissed off! "

Liu Yuyang was able to comfort her at first, but after finding that it was useless, he could only join the team that crusaded against their teacher. Finally, when she calmed down, she said fiercely: "Baby, come out to drink! I can Go fuck it!"

When Liu Yuyang hung up the phone, he saw two frightened faces.

He pointed outside: "I went out too?"

Zhou Congee nodded frantically, "Comfort sister-in-law! Bring that gift to her too, to make her happy!"

Women are so scary!

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Chen also nodded.

After Liu Yuyang left, Yang Chen looked at the dormitory, and just said to Zhou Congee, "Fortunately, you are with me tonight." Then Zhou Congee's phone rang.

Yang Chen heard Bai Ye's voice sharply, and he felt that something was wrong!

Then when Zhou Conge finished hanging up the phone, he saw Yang Chen's pitiful and helpless little face.

Yang Chen asked pitifully, "Are you going out too?"

"Well...how about you go and play with Jiang Yu?" Zhou Congee said tactfully.

The tears in Yang Chen's eyes were about to fall, and he said with great grief and indignation: "My internship diary is not finished, Xiaoyu won't play with me!"

The author says:

Happy Children's Day everyone! !Go out and play! !

非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！感谢在2022-05-3100:57:12-2022-06-0100:20:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!