Help, I don't want to farm

x Agricultural University, Holy Cherry, Ice, Glass, Pai Noodles, Animal Favorite, Zhou Porridge

Zhou Congee: "..."

what?

He understands the meaning of the three words Marysu, but no matter how you look at it, it doesn't fit him!

But those weird ideas of other people in the school... No, the Marysu they are talking about must be Bai Ye, right?He is handsome, his family is rich, and he can be admitted to the graduate school of their school with his own brain. Their college clinical veterinarian is so difficult that it is famous all over the country, right?And it is an extremely rare complete evolution, isn't this the standard configuration of Marysu?

All of a sudden, the thoughts in his mind turned back and forth, and the more he thought about it, the more certain he was.

Zhou Porridge smiled slightly at Xue Tao: "What Mary Su? Are you talking about Bai Ye? He is the person who best meets Mary Su's standards. At best, I can be regarded as a great man who conquers Mary Su's man?"

Sanhua tilted her head: "Meow—" What is Zhou Congee talking about?what happened?

Only now did Xue Tao see that Bai Ye was there, and he wanted to touch Sanhua's head, but was scratched by Sanhua to get rid of the red mark.

If the real Bai Ye was here, he would definitely not dare to do it casually like this, but who made him look like an overweight cat now, which has no deterrent effect at all, making Xue Tao more courageous, not only wanting to go touch, and even dare to make fun of him.

"Brother Bai is here too? Someone confessed to Zhou Porridge yesterday. They didn't take you seriously at all. They just wanted to destroy the marriage relationship between our Academy of Animal Sciences and your hospital! Don't be too arrogant. "

"Tsk tsk, don't you know that there were so many people at the scene yesterday, and in such a large crowd, that person told Zhou Congee that he liked him for a long time, isn't that provoking you?"

The three-flowered cat, which was in Zhou Porridge's arms, turned its head, its eyes were all round.

Zhou Porridge hugged it tightly and said, "Stop saying a few words, he doesn't understand in this state."

Xue Tao pointed to Sanhua who was already restless: "But, it seems to be angry now."

Zhou Porridge held Sanhua on her belly, picked it up, rubbed its head and said, "Baby, I didn't hear that confession, and I don't know if it's true or not. Why are you so angry?"

It's a pity that Zhou Porridge also can't figure out the thoughts of Bai Ye who has become a cat. If he is a human, Zhou Porridge thinks he is quite stable (but if he is Sanhua, he is really not sure.

Sure enough, Sanhua stepped on Zhou Porridge's arm and jumped directly from the balcony to the tree in the next second.

Zhou Porridge's hand that was going to grab the back of the neck was lost, and seeing Sanhua's back that didn't look back, he turned his head and stared dangerously at Xue Tao.

Xue Tao was still saying: "Bai Ye is really a good-natured person, isn't this much better than the romantic drama filmed by the Garden Academy?"

"I kill you!"

Zhou Congee jumped up, held down Xue Tao, and the hammer exploded.

"Oh, why did you hit me? It hurts."

"I didn't confess to you? I just stated the facts. What's the problem?"

"Zhou Congee, don't go too far? I really will resist! Aww!"

Yang Chen stood by the doorway of their balcony with a spoon in his mouth to eat yogurt, with a dazed expression on his face.

Zhou Porridge beat and scolded: "You talk about everything, are you a big mouth?"

Seeing that Xue Tao had no power to resist, Yang Chen suddenly turned his head excitedly and shouted to the room: "Come and see, Xue Tao can't even beat porridge!"

……

After a blast, Zhou Porridge finally vented his anger. He patted Xue Tao on the head to make him go away, but before he left, Xue Tao still talked badly.

"Zhou Congee, you should read that post again, delicate little prince."

Zhou Porridge didn't react when he heard it at the beginning, but after he went through the words in his mind, he connected the words with himself.

He stood up and wanted to chase him, but Liu Yuyang hugged him tightly and dragged him back.

"Stop beating, if you keep beating, the child will be stupid."

After Zhou Conge calmed down, Liu Yuyang let him go, "Actually, it's nothing, they're all talking nonsense."

He looked at Zhou Congee's face and found that it was really normal, so he continued: "Actually, they just like you, why bother to be as knowledgeable as them..."

Zhou Porridge, who had calmed down, sat down on his chair, and started looking at his phone to get lucky.

The last time he didn't open the forum for a whole month, it was because someone wrote a cp article called "The Bizarre Adventures of Zhou Porridge and the Maid of the Cypress Cat". The name sounds serious, but the content is not serious .

The writing style of that article is wonderful, the plot is ups and downs, there is meat and plot, and those people in the forum are so addicted to it.

Although that post was quickly deleted, there are still many screenshots circulating, and it has been named the treasure of the white porridge CP.

Because this forum is anonymous and there are no minors, they completely let go of themselves, so that every time Zhou Congee clicks on a post with his own name, he goes in with a cold face and comes out with a red face.

The pornography of modern female college students is beyond his imagination.

Zhou Conge was fully prepared this time before he clicked on the post and continued to read. He believed that no matter what, it could not be more terrifying than the last "The Bizarre Adventure of Zhou Congee and the Cypress Cat Maid".

"Posted by: a wild boar;

Theme: Discussion on the Truth of Confessions in the Basketball Game of the College of Physical Education;

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No. 20th floor, love takes my life: Can you stop arguing, turn off your anonymity if you have the ability, and make an appointment offline!I've already selected a location for you, how about the playground in the North District?

No.20 Gouzi on the first floor and I are both single: Didn’t you notice that the building is crooked?In fact, you are the undercover agents sent by the Physical Education Institute to stir up trouble, right?

No.20 Repair cats on the second floor: Keke, let me say something first, first, I am not from the Institute of Physical Education.Second, I'm not gay, but I think Zhou Congee is really pretty.Thirdly, there are many gays in the Physical Education College, and there are also many people who like Zhou Congee.

But they are basically big-chested and brainless, so in this incident, I tend to think that they are simply stupid. After all, with their brains, they still can't come up with such a complicated conspiracy.

Retreating to Cultivating Immortals and Replying to Cultivating Cats: Big breasts and no brains? ?

Basketball Boy (183) replied to Xiuxian: You are idiots, why are we so big and brainless?I just like Zhou porridge. What's wrong?I’m going to say today, Zhou Congee, I love you!Stay with me when you break up with Bai Ye, I am willing to wait for you!

No.20 Three bowls of rice on the third floor: "The case was solved, the upstairs sports college blew itself up, @球球小子(183) saw you posting black week porridge yesterday, they said before that you hate because of love, I still don't believe it , It turned out to be true, brother, tell me, are you trying to win his attention by relying on Hei Zhou porridge?"

……

what?

Zhou Porridge frowned and turned down. After turning two pages, he finally saw what Xue Tao said.

No.60 fifth floor: By the way, don't you guys find this a bit outrageous?Zhou Congee, he is good-looking, his family is good, and he has a wonderful princess physique. Not to mention his boyfriend, the person who has cheated on him for a long time is now blowing up his truck. This scene... I suggest that those from the School of Horticulture come and learn how to write Mary Su, yours is not called the love drama of Ali Su, but the drama of bitter love of Mary Su, okay?

"No.60 Alice on the sixth floor: He is God's darling, with a beautiful face and the purest heart. When he smiles, all the flowers in the world bloom for him. When he cries, the moment crystal tears fall, everything in the world My heart is broken for him, his name is Zhou Congee!"

……

Zhou Porridge covered his phone with his phone in pain, and then took a few deep breaths. He felt that he had been seriously polluted mentally.

This is not called Mary Sue, this level of spiritual pollution should be called evil god invasion!

At this time, Yang Chen in the dormitory suddenly laughed, and then he said: "Zhou Congee, hehehe, they said they should give you the title of school belle too, what do you think? Or do you prefer X Agricultural University Saint?" Sakura · Ice · Glass · Pai Noodles · Animal Favorite · Zhou Congee?"

Zhou Congee let out a breath slowly, squeezed his fingers, then turned to Yang Chen and said, "My hands are a little itchy today."

"Ok?"

"I really want to find someone to fight right now."

Yang Chen stood up and wanted to run, but was thrown onto his back by Zhou Porridge, and he screamed: "I'm not Xue Tao!! I will fight back, ahh, I really will fight back!"

Five minutes later, Liu Yuyang looked at Yang Chen and Zhou Porridge who were pecking at each other on the ground, and said with relief like an old father seeing his son grow up: "Porridge Congee can fight, he has grown up."

Zhou Porridge, who was hugged by Yang Chen's legs, wanted to scold him, but Yang Chen, who was struggling to get up, grabbed his chin.

"Bang bang bang-"

Suddenly the door of their dormitory was knocked politely a few times, Liu Yuyang ignored them and turned to open the door.

"Who are you looking for?"

There were three people standing at the door, and Liu Yuyang didn't recognize any of them.

"We are from the Institute of Plant Protection. My name is Huang Shengyin. I want to find porridge next week. We want to ask if he raised the white spider downstairs in your dormitory?"

Liu Yuyang stepped aside, let them in, and said, "It's his, come in."

Huang Shengyin led people in, and saw Zhou Porridge tangled up with Yang Chen on the ground at a glance.

He has also seen people with strong winds and waves, and he didn't even change his face when he saw this scene. He squatted down in front of Zhou Congee and said, "I've heard of Zhou Congee's name for a long time, but I didn't expect that I would be so bohemian. admire."

"Huh?" Zhou Porridge felt as if he was being ridiculed. He lay on the ground and looked up at him, and found that the man's face was still serious. He couldn't help but said to Huang Shengyin: "If you don't know how to praise others, you actually You can choose not to speak."

Huang Shengyin pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose and apologized honestly: "I'm sorry, I'm not very good at talking."

"By the way, who are you? What can I do for you?"

Huang Shengyin said: "I am Huang Shengyin from the Institute of Plant Protection. I am here to talk to you about compensation for spiders."

Zhou Conge let go of his hand in a daze, sat up and scratched his hair and asked, "What?"

"Your spider ate thirteen stick insects, 36 golden praying mantises, and 21 chrysalis pupae from us... that's about all."

After listening to the long list of data he said, Zhou Porridge swallowed, looked at his face cautiously, and asked nervously: "Then... how much, how much?"

The author says:

I wanted to write more today, but I was called out by my friends to play in the afternoon——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!