Help, I don't want to farm

What is the tail for?

"So it's like this..." Zhou Porridge whispered because of his guilty conscience.

He always felt that the shopping guide in front of him seemed to have seen a lot, and everything he was thinking was seen through by her.

Bai Ye suddenly let out a muffled laugh, no wonder the smell of Zhou Zhou's porridge suddenly became sweet and greasy.

"Don't laugh!"

Zhou Porridge heard it, and immediately threw an elbow to Bai Ye in anger.

"Okay, I don't laugh."

Bai Ye grabbed his forearm, slid down from his arm, and held his hand.

"Humph."

I really don't understand Zhou Congee, what's wrong with adults thinking about yellow?It's not breaking the law!

The shopping guide, who couldn't smell Zhou Porridge but felt that the surrounding environment suddenly became sweeter, could hardly maintain her decent smile!

"Two gentlemen, you have such a good relationship, but letting out your tail while swimming can enhance the relationship again. Novelty things can create a sense of freshness between couples, which is very interesting."

"Love, interest?"

Zhou Congee was blown away by the words of shopping guide again.

"The tail is one of the important organs of emotional expression, and it is the fun of emotional communication."

Bai Ye's chest began to vibrate again, but Zhou Porridge felt as if his head had been smashed, and he was in a daze.

He has only lived for 20 years, not to mention that he is all smooth sailing, but basically he has not suffered any major setbacks. He once thought that he was really the favored son of heaven, the darling of God.

At this time, he understood that the smooth sailing ahead was just waiting for this moment.

Zhou Porridge couldn't help observing the ordinary woman in front of her. She was wearing a white shirt with a gray hip-wrapping skirt underneath.

The smile on her face is still perfect.

Maybe it was because Zhou Porridge looked at her for too long, so she asked kindly: "Do you need any help, sir?"

Zhou Congee: "!"

He felt that he had met the greatest enemy in his life!

Bai Ye didn't understand why Zhou Porridge's fighting spirit suddenly became high, so he directly helped Zhou Porridge and handed the pair of swimming trunks he just took to that person.

"This style, wrap one for me."

"Okay, sir, do you need a model with tail holes as a backup?"

"want!"

To be a man is to face difficulties, Zhou Congee directly accepted her suggestion without hesitation.

The shopping guide smiled: "Okay sir."

Zhou Porridge directly dumped Kai Baiye, and followed the shopping guide to pay with arrogance.

When they went out with the bag, the shopping guide followed them to the door, "Sir, if there is something wrong with the size, we also provide a free resize service."

Zhou Congee almost performed a flat throw, he turned his head slowly and asked cautiously: "What size?"

"Of course it's the size of the tail hole. After all, this is the size of the swimming trunks that your boyfriend chose for you. It must be very accurate."

"She won!"

Gritting his teeth, Zhou Porridge dragged Bai Ye to speed up his walk. He felt that it would be impossible for him to enter this area again within ten years.

Unless he can forget what happened today in advance, but that is definitely impossible!

After buying supper for other people in the dormitory, the two of them headed home with their things.

As an adult who was found to have some color thoughts in his head, Zhou Porridge finally decided to face his true thoughts directly today. He and Bai Ye did some things that adults should do in the downstairs of their dormitory.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Porridge returned with red and moist lips.

Pushing open the bedroom door, Yang Chen greeted him cheerfully.

"Zhou Congee, you are finally back! Hey, why is your mouth so red, hehehe, what did you do? Be honest!"

Liu Yuyang was hungry, so he directly took the skewers from Zhou Congee's hand and ate them. He even used a disposable lunch box to take a few skewers and put them on Zhao Xuan's table.

Zhou Porridge felt that after today's experience, he was invulnerable to all poisons and invincible.

There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his red lips were still puzzled under the light. He replied in a flat tone: "Because I kissed Bai Ye for more than ten minutes just now."

Yang Chen: "?"

The roasted corn in Liu Yuyang's mouth almost entered the trachea directly, and he coughed vigorously, "You...cough cough cough...what's the matter with you today?"

"Because I was baptized today, I am not who I used to be."

Liu Yuyang: "You are amazing."

Yang Chen was thoughtful: "What does it feel like to kiss?"

Liu Yuyang looked at him in surprise: "Have you never kissed before?"

"No."

"Hello food."

Yang Chen was not convinced, "You and your girlfriend go on a date in the library every time, have you kissed before? Has anyone else kissed in our dormitory besides porridge?"

"Well, I kissed."

On Zhao Xuan's computer screen, various skills in the game were being released. It looked dazzling and the battle was fierce, but it was all like this, and he still had time to throw a bomb into the dormitory.

"Fuck, when? Are you not dating online? I don't believe it, you lied to me!"

"Brother, don't you think of me as a brother? You don't tell us such a big thing. When I come back from Xue Tao's dormitory to get two bottles of beer, let's talk while drinking. If you don't get drunk today, you won't go home! "

As soon as Liu Yuyang went to the dormitory next door, he didn't just bring two bottles of wine when he came back. He and Xue Tao came back with a case of beer.

Xue Tao's three follower roommates followed behind him, all carrying a lot of snacks in their hands.

As soon as Xue Tao came in, he took a deep breath of the aroma of barbecue, "It smells so good, do you still have barbecue?"

What Yang Chen had in his hand was the last skewer of mutton. He stuffed it all into his mouth, then handed him the packing box on the table, and said, "There is no more meat, and there are still a few skewers of potato slices, shiitake mushrooms and leeks."

Xue Tao didn't dislike it either, "Vegetarian ones are fine."

There was no room to sit in the dormitory, so Liu Yuyang covered the middle of the dormitory with the carpet he bought before, and then put a table in the middle.

Xue Tao's roommate brought a lot of self-heating hot pots, and put all of them in water to heat them up.

Zhou Porridge looked at the self-heating hot pot on the table emitting white gas and asked, "Where do you get so many of these things?"

"Oh, when I started school, I was going to open a canteen in the dormitory, but I was warned by Sister Fen downstairs.

Sister Fen is the dorm manager of their building and treats them very well. She usually doesn't charge money for changing their waistbands.

Liu Yuyang sat down on the box of wine and patted it, "Are you sure that's not why you were warned by Sister Fen?"

"Hey, maybe, anyway, it can't be opened, let me fix them."

"and many more."

Zhou Congee went to the side to get a few cans sent by Li Xiao, and after they opened them, they put them on the table together with the things they brought, which seemed to be a full table.

Xue Tao excitedly pulled him to sit down, "Start, start!"

After everyone sat down around, everyone realized that the real protagonist hadn't come yet.

Liu Yuyang urged: "Dad, are you well? You are my real dad today!"

The word "Victory" popped up on Zhao Xuan's computer, he threw the earphones on his head and came over, sat down between Yang Chen and Liu Yuyang, grabbed the beer that Xue Tao had just opened, and drank half of the bottle in one gulp.

"What's the matter with you and who?" Liu Yuyang began to ask.

Zhao Xuan directly stuffed the remaining half of the bottle. He crushed the beer can and threw it into the trash can, before saying, "What's the matter? He came to look for me, so he drank too much and got out of here." Let's go together."

"Anyway, he's good-looking and I don't suffer."

How is this different from what they imagined?The resentment in these words...

The scene was quiet for a while, only Xue Tao sighed deeply, "Drinking is wrong, you are not bad, at least you found the right person, I think I drank too much in high school and finally plucked up the courage to confess my first love, As a result, I drank too much and didn’t see the person clearly, so I confessed to the wrong person.”

"You confessed to the wrong person. I and the others took the love letter that my brother was going to confess to in reverse. Not only did the love disappear, but I was slapped by that girl. Hiss, it hurt me for several days."

"You are too miserable..."

Xue Tao and the others were still hugging and crying. After crying for a while, they shifted their target and looked at the other people who didn't speak.

Under Xue Tao's watchful eyes, Liu Yuyang took a sip of wine sadly: "I am a well-known matchmaker."

Xue Tao let him go and looked at Yang Chen again. Yang Chen giggled and said, "I'm a greasy and domineering president."

"What about you?"

Zhou Porridge recalled his relationship from childhood to adulthood, and finally choked out only five words: "My relationship is going well."

Xue Tao was furious, opened a can of wine and pressed it in front of Zhou Congee, "Drink!"

……

I don't know if it was because Zhou Porridge was held down by Xue Tao and drank two cans of beer. He had a strange dream when he was sleeping that night.

In the dream, he felt that he had returned to the swimsuit shop again, and a row of tall men wearing only swimsuits was facing him, and each man had a fluffy tail behind his buttocks, which came from the hole in his pants at the back. Release it.

Each tail looks different, there are squirrel tails, dog tails, cat tails and rabbit tails, etc.

Every man is the same height and looks about the same size.

Zhou Porridge recognized them at a glance, their bodies were modeled after Bai Ye's.

The shopping guide in the daytime was standing beside him, and she was introducing Zhou Congee seriously: "Hello, sir, I'm glad you came again, this is a new product in our store--smart tail, it uses brand-new technology and has real The feel, even the temperature and the reaction after touching are perfectly simulated."

Zhou Conge was directly attracted by the black and yellow tiger tail, which was thicker and more powerful than a cat's tail.

In the dream, he admired it for a while, then pointed at the man with the tiger tail with a happy face, and said boldly to the shopping guide: "Help me wrap that man, no, help me wrap that smart tail."

"Okay sir, you are very discerning. This tail is very thick, strong and powerful, and also extremely flexible. It has the most comprehensive functions."

Zhou Congee still felt that he had picked up a treasure, so he said to the shopping guide innocently: "Really? It's really good."

The tiger's tail was still shaking slowly and slightly in front of him. Different from the wild way of shaking the dog's tail, the tip of the tiger's tail was a dexterous movement.

"Sir, do you need me to introduce you to the specific method of using the smart tail?" Then the shopping guide said very enthusiastically.

He wanted to agree, but suddenly he saw that the shopping guide showed a weird smile.

Hey!

Zhou Porridge opened his eyes suddenly, his eyes were full of panic, his forehead was still full of sweat when he touched it, he took several deep breaths on the bed to calm down his beating heart.

What a terrible dream! !

The author says:

Hmm... I think about it every day and dream at night.

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!