Help, I don't want to farm

There's a hole in the trunks—

"So you saw this too."

Liu Yuyang heard that the teacher asked them to have a group discussion, but turned around to see the familiar lines on Zhou Porridge's phone.

Zhou Congee: "They dare to think about it, it's simply whimsical."

"I also know a new gossip, do you want to hear it?"

"listen!"

Yang Chen answered excitedly. Hearing the word gossip, the people in front also turned their heads. Everyone stared at Liu Yuyang with piercing eyes.

Fortunately, the classroom is quite noisy now, and their actions are not out of line.

"Ahem, well, this matter is like this."

Liu Yuyang cleared his throat and said, "Our school now has a very beautiful and lively tree..."

"Wait, I have a problem."

Liu Yuyang: "Tell me."

"There are still lively trees?" Zhou Porridge asked. He only knows that small animals are lively, but he has never seen lively plants. Plants generally do not invade its territory, and it is quite quiet.

"Good question, this is also the reason for the gossip. There is a tree in front of the back mountain. I don't know why I suddenly fell in love with using my own branch to play. There is no one who went to the back mountain who hasn't been whipped by it. .”

"It's okay if there are fewer people going there, but now they have searched every corner of the school, and then they noticed it again, and they had a flash of inspiration, thinking that the habit of beating people like that tree might be it. A semblance of consciousness was about to emerge, and it quickly became one of the most popular plants in schools."

Zhou Porridge had heard of that plant before, and it looked a bit ugly because the leaves were so sparse.

"But isn't it ugly?" Yang Chen asked this question instead of Zhou Congee.

"No, no, it's blooming now. It's pink. According to them, it's like the pink cloud, the sunset glow in the sky, and the girl's skirt... It's so beautiful that it can become a great beauty."

"So that's it, then what?"

Liu Yuyang continued: "Let's not talk about it before, it likes to beat people very much, and it hits everyone, but two special people suddenly appeared two days ago, the tree just doesn't beat them, it is very kind to them, and it also treats them very well. Send them flowers."

"But it's a pity that those two were still a couple. When the two of them realized that they were special in its eyes, they didn't say anything on the surface, but at night they each took photos of their first love to find the tree. gone."

"The two bumped into each other just like that, and the ending was tragic. At the same time, the two discovered that each other seemed to have a white moonlight in their hearts that they couldn't forget. They had a fight on the spot and broke up."

"It's a crime." The male student in front sighed.

"It's hard not to suspect that this tree was not intentional." Zhou Porridge also said.

Liu Yuyang smiled with all eight teeth neatly, and said: "Don't tell me, that tree has really become a big hit now, oh, according to statistics, it seems to have broken up three couples now."

"Uh……"

"Okay, students, the time is up, the discussion is over, and each discussion group will send a person to talk about your discussion results." The teacher above said suddenly.

Zhou Congee looked at Liu Yuyang in a daze: "What are you discussing?"

Yang Chen also looked confused: "What discussion? Was that a discussion just now?"

At this time, Zhao Xuan said calmly: "Discuss the feasibility of raising chickens in the fruit forest."

"what?"

Zhou Congee immediately began to search for information urgently. Before reading two pages, the teacher had already stood at the edge of their row. He knocked on Yang Chen's desk, "Where is your group? Who will tell?"

In the deathly silence, Liu Yuyang stood up bravely!

With a confident face, he used his not-so-pleasant voice to show Zhou Porridge and the others what it means to be methodical nonsense, what is self-confidence to shine.

"Teacher, the results of our discussion are as follows. First, we think..."

At this moment, Zhou Porridge felt that his voice was like the sound of heaven.

In the end, although he didn't speak very well in the content, but with the support of his confident attitude, the teacher still gave their group ten points.

Yang Chen was full of surprise: "What a beast."

Liu Yuyang sat down perfectly, and Zhou Porridge handed him his thermos mug.

"Brother, drink water."

After class, the others were dating and playing games, while Zhou Porridge had to race against time to feed the bird and shovel shit.

Even though the new senior brother did it for him at night, but during the day, if the senior brother wanted to catch up on sleep, he had to do it himself.

When they parted, Yang Chen called Zhou Porridge to stop.

"By the way, porridge, have you bought your swimming trunks? Isn't it swimming lessons in two days?"

"I forgot!"

Zhou Porridge also remembered now that someone had notified it in the group when school first started, but he remembered it when he saw it, but he forgot it later!

"Is it too late to buy online now? Can I arrive before class?"

Liu Yuyang and the others had already bought it before, and they also asked Zhou Zhou porridge when they bought it. As a result, he said that he would buy it in two days, but he still forgot later.

"Forget it, I'll go out and buy it. I'll be back later at night. If you want me to bring something back, just send it to my phone."

I haven't gone out to eat with Bai Ye yet after school started, and I just happen to be able to go out to eat something good.

"Row."

While walking, Zhou Porridge sent Bai Ye a message about going out for dinner at night. After getting an accurate answer, he left it alone.

The people at the moving hospital were still busy as usual, but before 04:30 today, Bai Ye had already changed his clothes and was about to leave the laboratory.

Xu Hu looked at Bai Ye's back and asked, "Why is he so early today?"

"Because he has a boyfriend."

Chen Yichen's tone of voice was very blunt, ever since he was tricked by Xu Hu, he had always looked down on him.

"Oh, so do I."

Xu Hu didn't mind at all, he felt that Chen Yichen was single for too long and then became jealous.

Chen Yichen sneered and said, "Will it agree if you call it?"

"Why not?"

Xu Hu was so excited that he even called Guan Suisui and the others to come and see.

Except for Chen Yichen, everyone else was looking forward to his performance.

"Look at it!"

Xu Hu touched the vines on his body, and then said, "Little cutie, blossom."

It immediately burst out a large number of flower buds, and then opened at the same time in a short period of time. Its flowers are small and numerous, and the petals are small but layered on top of each other. The whole room is full of fragrance.

Guan Suisui looked envious: "Now it can listen to you?"

Xu Hu looked smug, "You don't even look at who I am, I have already tamed it."

"Hey, can it only bloom? Can it not bear fruit?"

"Uh..." Among other people's happy discussions, only Chen Yichen saw that the top of the vine was still slowly rubbing against Xu Hu's neck, and his eyebrows twitched quickly.

"interesting."

Zhou Congee's goal of going out today is very clear, eat a delicious meal, and then buy a pair of swimming trunks.

The former condition was well satisfied, and the two of them found a shop that seemed to have a very hot business and solved it. After all, the masses have discerning eyes when it comes to food.

The shop was not too big, and the two of them were tall and long-legged. After eating two pieces of grilled fish with double peppers, Zhou Conge leaned against Bai Ye's knee and asked, "Do you know where they sell swimming trunks? "

Bai Ye: "What do you buy swimming trunks for?"

Usually their school's swimming pool is not open.

Zhou Congee: "Our physical education class is divided into half a semester to learn swimming. I forgot to buy it before."

He also didn't understand why the school suddenly added swimming lessons.

"I'll take you there, are you full?"

"almost."

"Let's go."

Bai Ye drove Zhou Porridge with him, and walked around the street for 10 minutes before finally finding a swimsuit shop.

The decoration of the store looks quite luxurious, but it seems that the people are deserted. After all, it's not summer yet, and most people don't have the desire to go swimming.

When Zhou Porridge and the others went in, there was no one inside.

"Welcome to the ocean wave swimwear shop, what style do you like, sir?"

When the shopping guide lady saw a customer coming, she immediately greeted her.

Zhou Porridge was thin-skinned, and directly rejected the action that the shopping guide wanted to introduce for him, "Thank you, let's see for ourselves."

After the shopping guide backed away, Zhou Porridge dragged Bai Ye straight to the men's swimwear section. Compared with girls' swimsuits with a wide variety of styles, men's swimming trunks had far fewer choices.

Just divide it into a triangle and a flat angle, and whether it is tight or not.

Zhou Congee must choose flat corners that are not tight, so a large number of them have been screened out, and the rest is the choice of color and material.

Looking at the men's section, most of them are black, gray and dark blue. Zhou Porridge directly picked up a pair of black swimming trunks, and then looked at the material seriously, "Lycra?"

Having never heard of the name of this fabric, Zhou Porridge looked to Bai Ye for help.

Bai Ye shook his head, expressing that he didn't quite understand either.

In the end, the two of them still found a shopping guide, and the shopping guide talked for several minutes. Zhou Zhou listened in a daze, and only understood that this fabric is professionally made of swimming trunks, which is very high-end.

"If the husband has no special requirements, you can choose fabrics such as polyester or spandex."

"Of course, the one in your hand is more expensive, but it must be the best choice."

Zhou Porridge also went to pick up the one next to it. He planned to touch it and compare it. Anyway, he didn't understand the difference between these materials, so he chose the most direct sense of touch.

As a result, as soon as he got it, Zhou Porridge felt that something was wrong. It was not a problem with the hand feel, but a piece missing from the back of the swimming trunks.

He turned the pair of swimming trunks over, and sure enough, there was a hole with a diameter of three or four centimeters at the buttocks, and it seemed to be designed like this.

As an adult who knows everything he should know, Zhou Porridge's thoughts suddenly drifted away, and his face turned red.

I always feel that this kind of thing shouldn't appear in such a decent store?

Bai Ye could only smell the smell of Zhou porridge suddenly became stronger, and he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Congee hung up the swimming trunks with a red face.

The shopping guide still had a fit smile, and introduced without hesitation: "Sir, if you are a beginner in swimming, it is also recommended to buy a style with a tail hole, because there have been several cases where beginners frightened their tails out of fear of water. The incident has happened, especially the species that are more afraid of water in the evolutionary direction need to pay attention.”

"Tail hole?" Zhou Porridge repeated foolishly.

The shopping guide's smile deepened, and she said, "Yes sir, it's the hole for the tail."

The author says:

Fat Orange: "Who is yellow, I won't tell."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!