Help, I don't want to farm

Who will you choose?

Even though Zhou Porridge couldn't understand their behavior, he still couldn't help but marvel at their behavior.

After all, who can resist this kind of action, and picked out all the good-looking plants in just one night!

Is this the resentment of a single dog?Can't find a human being you like, so you put your mind on plants, waiting to pick up a wife for nothing one day?

"Porridge, good morning."

When he walked through a crossroad, he even ran into Song Peizhu who was holding a stack of photos. She took a few girls and didn't know what she was doing.

Zhou Congee asked them: "What are you doing?"

"We are arresting some people who are beyond their control!" Song Peizhu still looked a little aggrieved.

"What's the matter? Are you so angry?" Their squad leader is usually calm.

"See for yourself."

Song Peizhu handed the things in his hand to Zhou Porridge directly, and Zhou Porridge reached out to take it in doubt.

There are various photos of himself, some of which are sitting in the classroom, talking to roommates while walking, and even eating half a steamed bun in the cafeteria in the morning. There are many kinds of photos, and most of them seem to be candid photos. Yes, a few of them are photos of him participating in activities.

"Why are there so many photos of me?" Zhou Congee looked surprised, "Could it be that the organization that sold my photos to make money has revived again?"

"I found it on the cherry blossom tree over there. Someone hung your photo on the tree." Song Peizhu said angrily.

Wen Siyu also said softly: "They still expect them to become people who look like you."

Zhou Congee: "Huh?"

"There are so many people secretly filming you! They are plotting against you!"

Zhou Porridge looked at the thick pile left in Song Peizhu's hand, and said, "I never thought I would be so popular."

"Are you a bit misunderstood about your fame?"

As soon as Song Peizhu finished talking, she used her [-] eyesight to see the picture of someone hanging up Zhou Zhou porridge over there, and it was a man. She hurriedly shouted: "Student over there, stop! Yours!" Where did the photo come from?"

The classmate was taken aback, probably because he was guilty in his heart, and ran away immediately after being called out by Song Peizhu.

Song Peizhu rushed out like the wind.

Zhou Congee hurriedly shouted: "Squad leader, be careful!"

Chu Yiyi and Wen Siyu over there also ran away with Song Peizhu.

Seeing their high spirits, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with them, so Zhou Congee didn't follow them, and went to the laboratory again.

On the way to the laboratory, he not only saw his own photo, but also Bai Ye's photo.

Zhou Congee didn't know whether to be angry or laugh for a while, but they didn't expect their taste to be quite average?

When he got to the downstairs of the laboratory, he heard a piercing bird call before he went up. The sound was sharp and penetrating.

He hurriedly opened the door and went in. When he arrived at the laboratory, he found that not only the people from his own laboratory were there, but even the people from the next-door laboratory were there. Shen Yue, Ji Yunyan and Liu Wei were all holding a little bird with their earplugs on. feeding.

Seeing Zhou Congee coming in, Fu Yu hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and shovel shit for your little bird, it will be garbage after eating it, it's worse than a pig!"

Zhou Porridge went over to have a look, and the mats that had been placed for those little birds had indeed been stained with a lot of brown bird droppings.

The gray fluffy ball standing on Ji Yunyan's knee quickened its swallowing speed when it saw Zhou Porridge coming, and after eating the meal quickly, it jumped down from her knees, where Zhou Porridge He lay down in a ball by his feet and gradually closed his eyes.

"Finally quiet, my head is almost dizzy from the noise." Ji Yunyan finally breathed a sigh of relief and said.

Zhou Congee threw the dirty mat into the trash can, and when he came back, he was followed by a few bird balls.

"Why do they bark so fiercely? Were they all right when I came to feed them?"

"He's different. He's calling us food. It's a good thing you're here, otherwise we'd have to quarrel for a while."

Fu Yu stretched his waist, and put down the full bird in his hand, watching it follow behind Zhou Congee, and said jealously: "This little thing , I have fed more times than you, why does it never chase me?"

Chang Yue looked at him, and just opened her mouth when Fu Yu stopped her, "Junior Sister, stop talking."

"Ok."

Chang Yue shut up regretfully.

Surrounded by a bunch of little birds, Zhou Porridge's calves felt warm. Although they were very cute, he still stuffed them all into their nests.With Zhou Congee around, they fell asleep obediently after a while, and their quiet appearance was quite healing.

Humans can't resist this chubby and furry creature.

Several people admired it quietly for a long time before Liu Wei asked suddenly: "Can their wings fly in the future?"

The short section of the bird's wings does not seem to match their body, like two small pieces stuck in a round sphere.

"It should be fine, right?" Fu Yu has seen how they grow up, and they are quite healthy when they grow up.

"If you're so fat, will you be overweight?"

Shen Yue feels that they are already overweight now.

"If you're overweight, you won't have to lose weight in the future, right?" Ji Yunyan thought far away and said worriedly.

Zhou Porridge couldn't understand what they were thinking, he said blankly: "Didn't the teacher say to be an economic animal? Will these be released in the future?"

other people:"……"

Chang Yue: "Oh."

……

After tidying up the little bird, Zhou Porridge planned to go back. On the way back, he deliberately detoured to the school's peach blossom forest.

Before I walked in, I could see the pieces of paper on the peach tree over there, which was very spectacular.

Even now, there are still many people hanging on it.

There are already too many photos on it, and Zhou Porridge saw that even mynahs are doing the work of hanging photos. They help some people hang things on the highest point of the peach tree, and charge a fee.

"That's okay too?"

He just walked in and planned to watch this spectacular scene, but in the next second, he saw Chen Yichen's figure dangling beside the peach tree in the crowd.

Zhou Porridge thought he had misread it, and was about to call out to try it out, but Chen Yichen just finished walking around the tree trunk and met his eyes.

Just embarrassing.

Two minutes later, Zhou Porridge and Chen Yichen sat on chairs by the lake, both of them were silent, watching the waterfowl fight with the bubbling big gray fish.

Chen Yichen: "Zhou Congee, don't tell others..."

Zhou Congee: "Brother, I will definitely not tell anyone!"

The two spoke at the same time, and then stopped talking at the same time.

The two of them turned their heads to look at each other tacitly at the same time, Zhou Porridge's eyes were full of firmness, and Chen Yichen's eyes were full of trust.

After looking at each other for three seconds, Zhou Porridge and Chen Yichen got up at the same time, then parted ways and walked in two opposite directions.

Zhou Congee thought as he walked, "I never thought that Senior Brother Chen Yichen would have a young boy Huaichun...it's unbelievable..."

Chen Yichen repented while walking: "Fuck, I actually believed that idiot Xu Hu, I can go to hell!"

In the end, what Zhou Porridge didn't expect was that the event that the probability of waiting for plants to become humans is not much higher than winning a lottery ticket has quickly become popular in the school with an unstoppable momentum.

In just a few days, almost every single dog in the school has a plant wife or husband.

Among them, a series of beautiful rose roses and other flowers have become the hardest hit areas, and in the end, from time to time, some people find that their wives or husbands seem to be the same plant as others.

Because this has happened so many times that the ownership of the school plants has even made it into the top ten unsolved mysteries of their school.

Just like all schools have a few classic ghost stories, so does X Agricultural University, but unlike other haunted dormitory incidents, the "ghost stories" of X Agricultural University are more pragmatic, just some strange, realistic but temporary Events that cannot be answered in between.

These events are collectively referred to as the Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries of Farmer X.

The number one ranking among them was that shortly after Bai Ye wore the maid's outfit, a blurry photo appeared on the forum, which was said to be a photo of Bai Ye in women's clothing.

But since it was really hard to see clearly, whether that photo was really Bai Ye became one of the unsolved mysteries.

Although Zhou Congee personally denied it, not many people believed it.

Also, did the people in the agricultural college pay for the school cafeteria?If they didn't give money, how did they manage to let the cafeteria sell some outrageous dishes with them every day?

And the unimportant matter of "whether His Majesty is the cub's biological father" is also included.

These few things were all about last semester, but this semester is different. This semester has not even reached half of the semester, and three unsolved mysteries have already been born.

And these three things are all related to Zhou Congee!

Zhou Congee didn't know about this situation at first. He didn't know what happened until he received a message from Liu Haiyang in class one day.

Liu Haiyang: "[Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries of Agricultural X (The most complete new version)] Zhou Conge, please explain it to me, I really can't explain clearly, I really didn't get beaten!"

"what?"

Zhou Congee opened the link he sent, scanned it roughly, and the three new red and bold lines at the beginning stunned him.

"One, surprise! Why did the bald professors in the school suddenly start to grow their hair collectively! Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?"

At the back, there are pictures of different professors with thick black hair giving lectures on the podium.

Zhou Porridge saw Li Quanmao inside at a glance, and was so frightened that he closed his eyes and twisted his face. This is really weird!

It looks like a watermelon has suddenly put on a wig.

After pausing for a few seconds, and turning his head to look at Yang Chen's cheerful face anytime and anywhere, he felt alive.

He scrolled down the phone's page, and after avoiding the attack of hot-eye pictures, he finally saw what Liu Haiyang said.

"Second, did Liu Haiyang break his leg because he fell or was beaten, and if he was beaten, what happened to him?"

Isn't that normal?

Zhou Porridge returned to the chat software and sent a message to Liu Haiyang: "Are you okay? They didn't say anything?"

"Look at the comments below!!"

He went back to read the comments, and the first one was: "It doesn't seem like it was hit by a human. I heard it was hit by a mermaid."

"Do you believe in mermaids too? Taohu turned upside down and there is no one, so he made it up. Anyway, I heard that Bai Ye beat him up, because he messed with Zhou Congee!"

Someone below immediately refuted him, "Impossible! According to Zhou Porridge's temper, if you want to teach him a lesson, it's impossible to be so simple and rude!"

"But Bai Ye's temper is so simple and rude!"

After a round of quarreling in the middle, a ghost suddenly appeared and conquered everyone who was quarreling with a logic that normal people could not think of.

"Since it's a mermaid and Bai Ye's, what if Bai Ye is that mermaid?"

"It seems to make sense..."

Zhou Porridge was silent for a long time after watching it, and finally sent a message to Liu Haiyang: "When your leg recovers, let's come forward and explain."

Liu Haiyang only returned him a few crying soy emojis.

With a mentality that they could come up with something weird, Zhou Porridge still couldn't hold back and reopened the post, looking at the third new post.

"[-]. When can Xu Hu's wife become a human, and if a plant has several different husbands at the same time during its planting period, who will it choose after becoming a human?"

The author says:

Rose rose and a series of plants: "Thank you, you seem to think too much."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!