Help, I don't want to farm

After Jiang Yu said that, Zhou Conge was "worried and scared" for two days, and then found that Liu Haiyang suddenly did the opposite.

Instead of stalking him like before, he disappeared.

Zhou Congee couldn't understand it, after all, it wasn't like him, with his obsession with money, shouldn't he give up like this?

In all fairness, Liu Haiyang's reputation in their school is indeed not very good, but his own "career" has indeed helped many students who are more difficult, although he did not make less money.

From Tuesday to Friday, Liu Haiyang still hadn't moved. Zhou Porridge finally couldn't bear it anymore. When he woke up in the morning, he turned on his phone and took a look.

Well, Bai Ye was asking him what he wanted for breakfast, Fu Yu was saying that his little bird pulled a lot last night so he had to shovel the shit earlier, and Xu Hu was showing off that his wife could already tie his shoelaces for him.

He told Bai Ye that he wanted to eat siu mai in the morning, told Fu Yu that he would go after class, and told Xu Hu that your wife is really good, as long as you are happy.

Then he opened Liu Haiyang's message box, and their chat history was still at the day before yesterday.

Zhou Congee feels very uncomfortable, which is really strange.

After he got up and got out of bed, went to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and still couldn't figure it out, he asked Liu Yuyang, who still had gum in his eyes, "Tell me, why didn't Liu Haiyang come to see me? He changed his temper and stopped making money?"

Liu Yuyang was squeezing toothpaste on his toothbrush, and he yawned before saying, "I heard that he fell into the lake the night before yesterday, and he's still in the hospital for the past two days."

"Have a cold?" Now everyone's physique has improved, and colds have become a rare thing now.

"No, I heard that he fell into the lake and broke his leg."

"How did you break your leg when you fell into the lake?" Zhou Porridge asked strangely.

"Then I don't know. I heard that he was beaten. Who did he have feud with?"

"Wait, I'll go ask first."

"Then ask me how he fell into the lake and broke his leg. I want to see it."

"understood."

Zhou Porridge went in and took out the two eggs Xue Tao gave him from the bed to have a look. After feeling that they were in good condition, he sent a message to Liu Haiyang.

"Senior brother Liu, I heard that your leg is broken, is your leg better now?"

Liu Haiyang quickly returned: "Congee Congee, I am much better, and I will be discharged from the hospital in two days. I am really touched that you still care about me."

"It's fine. Someone asked me to ask you, how did you manage to fall into the lake and break your leg?"

Liu Haiyang is now lying in the rehabilitation department of their school hospital, lying on the bed with one leg in a plaster cast, holding his mobile phone in both hands to reply Zhou Congee.

"This reason is a bit magical, you may not believe it, but it's true, the fact is like this, I really didn't make it up, I saw a mermaid in the lake of our school, it tempted me, and then I came from the lake I broke my leg when I jumped from the tree."

Zhou Congee: "..." Only a string of ellipses can represent his heart.

Liu Haiyang: "Really, you believe me, why don't you all want to believe me?"

Zhou Congee: "Take a good rest and take care of your body, especially your brain."

When Liu Yuyang came in from the balcony, he saw Zhou Congee's serious face, "What's the matter, did he provoke someone who is not easy to provoke?"

"No, it seems that he not only fell on his leg, but also on his head."

"so serious?"

"That's right, I'm starting to talk nonsense. Let's find time to take a look when we have time?" Zhou Congee also looked worried.

"Row."

Today is still a full day of classes, two classes in the morning, "Horse Breeding" and "Planning and Design of Animal Husbandry Plant", and in the afternoon, the science of mutant plant reproduction, which is an experimental class, if they move quickly, it will end quickly, if If the movement is slow, it may be delayed until night.

In the first two sections of the morning, Zhou Yu's eyelids were agitated after hearing the horse breeding study in the first two sections, and he was not interested in the planning and design of the animal husbandry factory in the next two sections. Do you want to?

Anyway, he wouldn't admit that he didn't listen because he didn't understand well.

After the morning class, they go to the cafeteria to have lunch, then go back to the dormitory to sleep for half an hour, and then they can get up and go to the experimental class.

Although a half-hour lunch break was enough, the first few minutes of waking up were painful and unconscious.

Zhou Porridge followed them out, walked two steps, saw other people wearing white coats, and realized that he didn't bring white coats, and went back to take the white coats, and finally came to his senses.

On the way to the laboratory, I encountered a calf running around chased by a group of students. The calf was similar to Alaska in the past. When it saw Zhou Congee, it rushed to him, but was caught by him. The horns are back.

After harvesting a basketful of thanks, Zhou Congee's mood also improved.

When they arrived at the laboratory, their learning content for today was already written on the blackboard - dissecting rapeseed flowers.

Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen found a suitable place to listen to the teacher's lecture and stood there, waiting for the teacher to come over.

Song Peizhu suddenly stood beside Zhao Xuan, and asked Zhou Porridge curiously, "Porridge, I heard you beat Liu Haiyang?"

"How is it possible? Why should I beat him?"

Zhou Congee was shocked, why did he hit him again?

Song Peizhu: "I knew it wasn't you who did it. You won't fight just by looking at it."

"Can't they move their heads and think about it? Can Zhou Porridge beat Liu Haiyang?" Liu Yuyang also looked shocked.

"Why can't I beat it? I haven't practiced well yet?" Zhou Congee continued to emphasize.

No one listened to him, so Yang Chen said excitedly, "Could it be Bai Ye who did it?"

"It's possible."

Song Peizhu glanced at him appreciatively, but he didn't expect his IQ to improve a lot after being with Jiang Yu.

"Hey, why don't you listen to me, I have really practiced!"

……

"Clap clap clap."

Suddenly, there were several clapping sounds from the podium, "Students are in class."

Zhou Conge looked up and saw a familiar figure, it was Jin Wei.

Jin Wei also looked very happy, with a bright smile on her face, "Are you surprised, are you surprised?"

Compared with other senior teachers, Jin Wei is young and understands the stalks of young people. She and Shao Anyu are the two favorite teachers of Zhou Porridge and their major. Seeing Jin Wei taking their experimental class, others Everyone got excited.

"Mr. Jin, we miss you so much!"

"Really? I heard that after I got my grades last year, people still scolded me?" The smile on Jin Wei's face remained unchanged, and she seemed to be saying it casually.

"Who? Why don't we know, whoever scolded you, we will help you teach him later!"

"Mr. Jin, why are you beautiful again? Are you growing backwards?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Our teacher Jin is a fairy, do you understand?"

"exactly!"

Jin Wei heard them getting more and more exaggerated, so she stopped them in time, "Okay, let's go to class."

"Today's content has been written on the blackboard. Our main task today is to learn how to dissect the reproductive organs of rapeseed."

"In the past, rapeseed was a Brassicaceae, Brassica family, and Brassica genus. Its flowers were bisexual, with four radially symmetrical petals arranged in a cross [1]..."

"But now its flowers are unisexual, divided into female plants and male plants. The flower shape of the female plant remains the same, and the flowers are clustered to form a bowl shape, and the pistil is shortened, while the flower of the male plant, its stamen will be elongated, and the flowers on both sides of the pollination season The bowls are interlocked to form a ball, and the stamens join with the pistils to pollinate..."

"Hey, lustful/erotic!" Some people have yellow things in their minds.

"I think your brain is yellow?"

"Okay, let's start quickly, everyone has a female plant and a male plant, the structure diagram is already on the blackboard, finish it sooner."

Liu Yuyang followed other students to pick out a few plants, and finally distributed two plants to Zhou Porridge.

They were not picked flowers, but a whole plant planted in a flowerpot. The lower stems of the two plants that Liu Yuyang gave Zhou Porridge had already been twisted into one strand, and the flowers on them had also turned into a yellow ball.

Zhou Porridge held a knife and aimed at the tightly fitting ball, unable to strike: "What's going on here?"

Liu Yuyang was sweating profusely. Those people snatched things like livestock, and they really couldn't pick good ones without a little effort.

"Spring is here, and so is the breeding season," he said.

Zhou Congee: "Then why is yours like this?"

The two plants at Liu Yuyang's feet were still separated, each holding a bowl-like structure of small yellow flowers fluttering in the wind, showing no sign of trying to close together for pollination.

"Oh, I don't know either, maybe they don't like each other."

Zhou Porridge looked around and found that everyone seemed to be similar, so forget it.

He circled the flower twice, but still didn't make a move. Jin Wei, who was on patrol, walked to Zhou Congee's side. She picked up a knife on the table and cut it open like a watermelon.

"What are you moaning about? Don't you dare to do it?"

After Jin Wei violently opened it, Zhou Porridge watched the stamens inside withdraw like a spring, and the two plants separated immediately.

"Okay, let's continue."

Except for the stamens, they haven't changed much. Zhou Porridge picked a flower from a plant and fixed it on the white paper.

He wanted to cut it layer by layer from the outside to the inside. When he was halfway through, he suddenly remembered something. He looked at Liu Yuyang and asked, "Do you think our current behavior looks like a pervert? If plants are conscious, wouldn’t they be watching us do this and that to their reproduction/organs.”

Liu Yuyang just cut a flower to pieces, he chuckled, "I got excited when you said it, watch me destroy the flower with my hands!"

Yang Chen: "Porridge, you think too much."

"He doesn't think much!"

Standing behind Zhou Congee, Jin Wei suddenly made a sound.

"Teacher, when did you come!?" Zhou Porridge said in horror, who could bear the shock of the sudden appearance of the teacher behind his back!

"I'm always here, whoever makes you look the best, regardless of who you look at."

Jin Wei: "The problem you mentioned has now been discovered. Some plants have shown clear consciousness. They may be understanding human language and actions. There is a kind of morning glory that can emit dozens of different kinds of flowers with its own flowers. Different sounds have different meanings."

Zhou Congee's hand holding the knife froze.

"Of course, this rapeseed flower is just an ordinary plant. Plants with consciousness are extremely rare. There is one in the animal hospital of our school, because a graduate student from the animal hospital ran out by himself."

"Tsk, I went to Dongdong Hospital, which killed the popularity of the College of Agriculture and the College of Horticulture."

Yang Chen: "Isn't that Senior Brother Xu Hu? Hahaha he said it was his wife."

"It is indeed possible to evolve into a human form, although the time is unknown." Jin Wei did not smile, she confirmed the news.

"It turns out that senior brother is not crazy, so I can take the postgraduate entrance examination again!" Very well, the rumor that Xu Hu was crazy is now self-defeating.

"Hey hey... it must be nice to see a plant turn into a human, right?"

"I have an idea……"

"I also have an idea..."

"Hey, how do you know what I'm thinking?"

Since Jin Wei said that, the atmosphere in the whole class was different, and the classroom was filled with some strange hey hey laughter.

Zhou Porridge and the others didn't have a single dog in their dormitory, so they couldn't understand their thoughts. Only Zhou Porridge found that their excitement was not only in class, but also continued after class, even at night.

The next day, when Zhou Porridge went to the laboratory to feed the birds, he finally knew what they were planning.

Overnight, all the flowers and beautiful plants in the school were put on the cards.

The kind of card that signifies that this plant has become an experimental material, please don't touch it casually.

Zhou Porridge stopped in front of a rose plant, he flipped through it, with a blank expression on his face: "Why are they all hung up?"

Although some people will experiment with school ornamental plants, but this is too much!

Is there another malicious OEM incident of grabbing mulberries?Because someone put a sign on that tree in order to monopolize a mature mulberry tree, and even put a sign on the ground.

But in the end it was discovered, and it was hung in the forum for three days to condemn this bad behavior.

Walking two steps forward, when passing by Nanyang Ying, Zhou Porridge found that they had not only put up signs, but even hung up their photos.

Zhou Porridge looked familiar to the photo, walked in and saw that he was the hottest male star right now, and the photo showed him showing off his good figure with eight-pack abs.

What else did he not understand, he understood it all now.

"People can really dream..."

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