Help, I don't want to farm

"Someone fell into the water!"

"Where is the fish, why didn't I see any fish?"

"Mermaid? Where? Where?"

"What are you daydreaming about? Returning a mermaid? It's just an ordinary fish that has grown a few legs and crawled out."

Zhou Porridge looked over from a distance, and there was a thick steel-plate-like boat parked on the lake, with several people standing on it, and two others were struggling desperately in the water.

Because the boat was not a real boat, it was just a machine used for logistics to clean up intrusive aquatic plants, so there were no fences on both sides of it, which may be the direct reason why they fell into the lake, and the indirect reason is probably the flat board. There are several fish with small thin legs parked.

Unlike the brightly colored koi, they are all gray and unremarkable.

Zhou Porridge really didn't understand how they unlocked the boat and drove it to the middle of the lake.

The current situation is a mixture of crisis and humor. Although the depth in the middle of the lake can drown people, the people who fell have already grabbed the bamboo poles stretched out by others, trembling in the lake.

Although spring is coming, the temperature has not really warmed up yet.

The boys next to Zhou Congee took off their coats and planned to jump, but they put on their coats again when they saw their appearance.

And he hated iron and cursed: "You guys should climb up quickly? Are you suffering from kidney deficiency?"

The person standing on the boat also shouted and scolded: "Why don't you move?"

The people in the water didn't move or look, but said, "There's something on my leg, woo woo woo, I don't dare to move."

Someone on the other side of the lake shouted: "Go up, the patrol car is coming."

"I'm scared!!"

"You are afraid, you will lose your credits if you are caught. I will not pay for your lessons!"

A credit of X Agricultural University is 80 yuan, and everyone who has retaken it knows it.

Zhou Porridge heard a familiar voice and asked in doubt, "Liu Haiyang?"

Zhao Xuan also said at the same time, "Why do you have to deduct points for falling into the lake?"

"I haven't heard of it, newly added?"

Maybe it was the threat of credits, or the threat of the big security guard, the two people in the lake were not afraid anymore, and quickly climbed up by pulling the bamboo pole.

The person who said there was something on his leg came up and found that it was a bastard hanging on his leg.

The man put the big black bastard on the boat and kicked it into the water, but he almost kicked himself back into the lake because it was so slippery where he was standing.

Zhou Porridge felt as if he was watching a funny movie. He said to Zhao Xuan, "If they were playing two adults with an IQ of no more than fifty, their acting skills could already win an Oscar."

"Well, I've seen the invisible camera." Zhao Xuan replied.

The classmate next to them was amused by their cold joke, "No, can't it? They seem to be going to collect waterfowl feathers, and they sell for five yuan."

"For Liu Haiyang?"

"That's right, he sells one for ten yuan online, so he is a profiteer!"

Liu Haiyang is really a scourge!Zhou Porridge sighed in his heart.

"What are you doing? Don't you know that fishing is prohibited in the lake?" Suddenly, a grown man roared, interrupting their communication.

The patrol car stopped by the lake opposite Zhou Piao and the others, and two security guards from their school appeared from among the tall reeds over there.

"Brother Security, we didn't catch any fish."

"How did you get up, come here quickly."

The two security guards became even angrier when they saw that they had gone to the middle of the lake without authorization. If something happened, who would be responsible?

One of them also saw that the rope on their boat was still in the water over there, so he reached out to grab it, but as soon as he got it, he tilted his body and fell into the lake without exerting any strength.

Zhou Congee: "!!"

what's the situation?Did someone cast a curse on Taohu today?

He and Zhao Xuan followed the classmates who were watching the excitement to the opposite side of Taohu Lake. There was a railing on their side, and the position was relatively high. They had no direct contact with Taohu Lake, and they didn't know what happened in Taohu Lake.

Liu Haiyang was also in a hurry. They all fell into the water one by one. Something seemed wrong. He encouraged some people to go to the lake with him. No matter what, he had to get the people on the lake back first.

Finally, after half an hour of intense fighting with the fish that crawled out, the wet men stood in two full rows on the road.

A big security guard poured out a large puddle of water from his shoes, and there were two finger-sized fish in the water, dying on the ground.

Looking very embarrassed.

"Tell me, what are you doing in the lake?"

Those who made mistakes did not speak, but looked at Liu Haiyang who was hiding in the crowd.

Liu Haiyang laughed awkwardly: "Haha, I said we are going to play, do you believe me?"

"Do you believe me?"

"I don't believe it." Liu Haiyang also knew it was outrageous, but it really had nothing to do with him!How did he know that they went to steal the boat!

"Then what do you say these are?"

Several large gray fish nearly one meter in size were running happily on the ground like puppies on their six legs, and there were two long whiskers beside their mouths, which were also shaking.

"Fish? You don't know?" Liu Haiyang looked confused. This person doesn't even know fish?

"Of course I know it's a fish!! I'm asking how the fish followed us up!!"

"How do I know? I didn't study this. He may know. He is an animal science student."

Zhou Porridge on the tree who was suddenly pointed at was stunned: "No, I don't know."

The security uncle saw that there were still people climbing the tree in front of him, and immediately shouted: "Don't climb the tree! Come down!"

"Are you sure? Something might go wrong when I come down." Zhou Porridge said, looking at the fish on the ground.

"I will let you come down, and I will take care of any problems."

"OK then."

Zhou Porridge slowly came down from the tree. After he landed, the big fish running happily on the ground seemed to feel something suddenly. They froze for two seconds, and then changed from a cheerful little dog to a big wolf dog .

They spit out huge bubbles at the humans next to them!

Zhou Congee let out an exclamation voice: "Wow."

Some stupid humans who didn't know why reached out and touched it, "What is this?"

The huge bubble exploded violently, directly covering that person, and then gradually swallowing him.

"Fuck!" Someone exclaimed.

In the next moment, the sound of the surrounding trough came one after another, as if human beings had lost other languages.

Zhou Congee: "It seems a bit powerful."

After the big bubble swallowed that person, it was still very tough, like rubber.

The big gray fish pulled Bubble to Zhou Congee with its long beard.

"Thank you." Zhou Congee took it with a happy face.

Others: "Why? It's not scientific!"

The big security guard felt that he was about to need to inhale oxygen. He pointed to the tree next to him with a tired face, and said, "Why don't you go climb the tree."

Liu Haiyang looked at the big gray fish, at the big bubble in Zhou Porridge's hand, and at the person who couldn't get out of the bubble, he said excitedly to Zhao Xuan, "We're going to send again!"

Zhao Xuan: "Huh?"

……

Two days later, Zhou Porridge just finished their mutated animal breeding class. This kind of experimental class usually lasts an entire afternoon, and now he feels that he is about to be hollowed out.

After all, he never thought that he would need to observe the reproductive organs of mice in such detail.

After resting for a while, after he took off his white coat and gloves, washed his hands and went out with Yang Chen and the others, he saw Liu Haiyang at a glance!

Liu Haiyang is a scourge!

Zhou Porridge once again sighed, feeling like his head was about to hurt, and once again regretted why he knew Liu Haiyang!

"porridge!"

Liu Haiyang squatted on the steps without any image, and stood up when he saw Zhou Congee's figure.

Zhou Congee ignored him and walked directly in another direction, and Liu Haiyang also persevered in following.

"Wait for me!"

Jiang Yu was with Yang Chen today, she looked at Liu Haiyang, then at Zhou Congee, and said with concern: "Congee Congee, do you need help? I can help you deal with him."

Zhou Porridge had already seen Bai Ye coming from there, so he ran in three steps at a time, "No, thank you, Bai Ye is here."

Seeing Zhou Congee so anxious, Bai Ye asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Congee had already hid behind Bai Ye: "Someone is pestering me."

"it's him?"

Liu Haiyang looked at the man in front of him who was much taller than him, and felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end.

He knew this person, Zhou Porridge's boyfriend, a graduate student in medicine, rich and handsome, with a bad temper...is this simply bad temper?That look could kill, okay?

Bai Ye was also looking at the person in front of him, who smelled very weak, and felt that he couldn't take a punch from himself, so he narrowed his eyes.

Liu Haiyang said in a low voice: "Congee Congee, you said you would join our store..."

Zhou Congee: "But I can not go to that kind of thing."

"What kind of thing?" Yang Chen asked innocently.

Liu Yuyang: "What did I miss?"

Zhao Xuan still remembered what Liu Haiyang said to him before: "You asked Congee to help you go fishing?"

"It's not fishing, it's seduction!"

Bai Ye's face became even colder: "Seduce?"

Liu Haiyang retorted weakly: "Just standing there, how can it be called seduction?"

"And the school has surrounded Taohu Lake, and there are people patrolling it every day, how do you get in?" Zhou Congee asked speechlessly.

"We found a hidden place, so no one will see it!"

Bai Ye listened for a while, and probably understood what happened. He squeezed his fingers and said coldly, "Porridge has already been said, and he doesn't want to go."

Liu Haiyang looked at Zhou Porridge pitifully, and finally turned around and left in a daze.

Yang Chen was a little soft-hearted: "It seems a little pitiful..."

Only Jiang Yu said with a serious face: "Congee Congee, be careful behind you!"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!