Help, I don't want to farm

"As an agricultural student in the new era, how can you have such an idea! This is your responsibility, and this is what you should do!"

Zhou Congee retorted passionately.

"You are making a contribution to our humanity! If you succeed, you will be No.1 in establishing diplomatic relations with other races, and the body you donate will be a big step forward for mankind! You will be the man who will be in the textbook in the future! "

Xu Hu is not stupid, he has no obsession with textbooks, he said: "Look into my eyes and say, do you want to watch a play?"

Zhou Porridge felt guilty, "No, the main reason is that its gender hasn't been determined yet? What if you wake up one morning and find that there is a beautiful woman sleeping next to you..."

"Are you serious?" Xu Hu pointed to the ceiling, the vines above were crawling towards him like snakes, they formed a large green net, ready to move towards the prey below.

"Do you think this looks like a big beauty?"

"Well……"

"Maybe it's similar to Senior Sister Shen Nuo? Is it Bai Ye?"

"Yes." Bai Ye nodded.

"And since it is really hermaphrodite, who said that it will have a fixed gender when it becomes a human, what if it can change at will."

Zhou Zhou intends to fight for this persistent vine.

"It seems so."

Xu Hu began to think.

"Anyway, it doesn't have any clear consciousness now. You can tell it every day. You can let it grow according to your liking. Wouldn't it be perfect in the end?"

"It makes sense!"

Xu Hu made a fist with his right hand and hammered his left hand, "Zhou Congee, I just found out today that you are really a genius!"

"right?"

Zhou Porridge smiled triumphantly.

Xu Hu looked excited: "If it really works, I will treat you to dinner!"

"it is good!"

Zhou Congee was happy, and Xu Hu was also happy. After the two murmured for a while which female star was the best looking, he and Bai Ye left.

After Xu Hu sent them out, he met Chen Yichen who opened the door a few dormitories away. He held a cup of hot water, took a sip like an old man and said, "You guys also come to see Xu Hu's vines. ?”

"Yes."

Xu Hu has new expectations, and he is no longer afraid of other people's jokes. He even started to maintain the vines on his body.

"What is my vine, this is obviously my wife!"

He now has a dream of a beautiful wife.

Chen Yichen almost spit out a mouthful of water: "What did you instill in him?"

Zhou Congee blinked innocently: "We just weighed the pros and cons for him. This is his own choice."

Chen Yichen had nothing to say, anyway, now that Xu Hu didn't have any hatred, it was always a good thing.

"You are great."

Xu Hu is not only not hating the big bitterness anymore, he now has an inexplicable affection for the vines.

If what Zhou Porridge said really works, then this is his wife!How can you be cruel to your wife?

After Zhou Porridge and the others left, the vine opened a string of faint blue flowers to Xu Hu as usual, and Xu Hu didn't feel disgusted as usual.

"It looks good!" He even boasted, sincerely.

The vine could feel his emotional change, it opened a large area and rubbed against Xu Hu's face and body.

Xu Hu pushed away the beard on his face, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and opened the photo album directly.

"Your flowers are beautiful like this, so they must be as beautiful in human form, right? I don't have high requirements, just be like her!"

What was displayed on the screen of his mobile phone was a popular female star, with radiant white skin, flaming red lips, three-dimensional facial features and thick face, and a bulging figure.

If the vines could talk, the export must be the quintessence of the country now, "You call this not demanding?"

It's a pity that it won't, it is still concentrating on pleasing its own treasure.

"Look twice more, it's okay to be worse than her, as long as it's not a man... It's not difficult for you, right?"

"Stop rubbing me! I'll go! Why are you so excited today?"

Two days later, when Zhou Porridge heard about Xu Hu again, he had already changed into a different look.

"Have you heard? Some people in Dongdong Hospital are crazy because of the pressure of scientific research!"

During the break in the class of Feed Science, Song Peizhu came to chat with Zhou Porridge and the others.

"What's going on?" Liu Yuyang looked surprised. There are gossips in this school that I haven't heard of?

"I heard that there is a man who hugs a plant every day and calls him his wife!"

Wen Siyu: "It seems to be called Xu Hu, Hu from Outlaws of the Marsh."

"The name sounds familiar..."

Yang Chen touched his chin, "A graduate student?"

"What did you say about Xu Hu?" Zhou Porridge was startled when he heard the familiar name. Didn't he keep vines in the dormitory?Why does everyone seem to know now?

"It came from the School of Horticulture, saying that a brother went to their botany class, and every time he went to class, he would carry a plant. When asked, he said it was his wife. Come on. Rubbing classes is also to take better care of it.”

Zhou Congee: "..."

Chu Yiyi had a professional look on her face: "Maybe it's a fetish, it's not a big deal, it's still a long way from being crazy."

Zhou Conge seriously suspects that Xu Hu's current situation is because of himself. If the vine can only become a man in the end, wouldn't he be guilty of a great crime?

And why would anyone believe his level of deceit?And speaking of it, how did Xu Hu's IQ end up as a graduate student?

Zhou Porridge was wailing in his heart, he never thought that he would go from one extreme to another with just a few words! !

"I heard that vine is still very obedient, and can do whatever it asks."

"Really? I want to raise one too, but we already have a tongue flower in our dormitory."

"Tongue flowers are not bad either, they can catch cockroaches and sell them for money."

"Some people seem to have raised carnivorous lilies, saying they want to sell them."

"Why are they all meat eaters..."

Zhou Congee sent a message to Bai Ye bitterly, "The little cat sighs.jpg, is Senior Brother Xu Hu okay now?"

When Bai Ye saw the news, it was already an hour later, and they had just dissected a strange-looking pony.

After he cleaned all the tools, took off his gloves and sat down in a random place, he didn't see the news about Zhou Porridge.

There were people calling Bai Ye's name outside, but he didn't lift his eyes.

The men and women peeping outside all came for Bai Ye, because when he put on a white coat and took a scalpel, he always attracted some strange people.

Jiang Yue felt that she was about to fall apart from exhaustion, and she slumped on the stool. She didn't know how many hours she had been working continuously. Compared with the previous horses, this pony was completely two kinds of creatures!

She also saw the people outside, although she couldn't understand the strange tastes of those people, Bai Ye looked so scary holding a knife, and his body smelled like blood, what's so interesting about it?But she was very satisfied with Bai Ye's attitude towards those people.

The condition of the others is similar to that of Jiang Yue, only Xu Hu is in good health, and the condition is slightly better.

"Xu Hu, what's the matter with you?" Bai Ye asked suddenly.

Xu Hu is also wrapped around a green vine now, from his waist to his neck.

"Ah? What's going on?"

Bai Ye lifted his chin slightly.

Xu Hu looked down at himself and said, "Oh, what are you talking about? This is my wife, you don't know how good it is..."

"Come and tell Congee that he is very worried about you." Bai Ye interrupted him, and pushed the phone to him.

Xu Hu took it and started to send a long voice to Zhou Porridge.

"Porridge, I heard that you are worried about me? Take it easy, they just like to exaggerate. Didn't they just say that you broke up when you didn't have dinner with Bai Ye yesterday?"

Feeling the temperature of his left body drop sharply, he immediately changed the subject abruptly, "Of course you won't break up, I'm normal now, I'm not crazy, I don't have fetishes, I just told you, Found that vine was pretty good.

Although it has not become a big beauty yet, it can help me make noodles at night, wash clothes for me, and wake me up in the morning...it is so awesome!I literally fell in love with it. "

His tone was very cheerful, without the slightest hint of being forced;

The mouths of Jiang Yue and Guan Suisui began to open wider and wider.

But Zhou Porridge was in class, so I couldn't hear his tone when I just transferred the text, but from his words, I can see that his spirit is still normal, not only normal, he seems to be living a very nourishing life.

Zhou Porridge now has a thousand words to say in his heart, but he doesn't know how to express it, so he only typed out four words: "I wish you happiness..."

Xu Hu changed the phone to Bai Ye, "It's okay, Zhou Congee is really nice, and you wish me happiness."

"Have you ever thought about a question?" Jiang Yue asked, holding her chin.

"what is the problem?"

"There is no such thing as a free lunch, do you know what will happen to what you enjoy now?"

"I don't know." Xu Hu looked calm, he was fearless.

"I wish you happiness."

-

Zhou Porridge and the others were taught feed science by an old professor who liked to pause at places where they shouldn't, which made Zhou Porridge sound extremely uncomfortable.

It may be because of his seniority, but he only attends classes, regardless of whether they listen or not.

Yang Chen knew that Zhou Porridge and Xu Hu had a good relationship, so he leaned over to ask him what was going on.

Zhou Porridge didn't want to say more, after all, he also played an important role in this matter: "This matter... well, there are many reasons."

"I want to hear the biggest reason!" Yang Chen persisted.

"Okay." Zhou Porridge whispered in Yang Chen's ear; "Actually, the main reason is that that plant may be able to turn into a great beauty."

"what!"

Yang Chen called out shortly, "So that's how it is..."

"That's probably the case, so don't go out and talk nonsense."

"I know."

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, the old professor on the podium packed up his things and left without delaying the class at all. Others packed up their things and left one after another.

Yang Chen abandoned them and left with Jiang Yu. Liu Yuyang's girlfriend also asked him to go to the library for self-study. In the end, only Zhou Porridge and Zhao Xuan were left.

Because while playing games last night, someone showed love to his online dating partner again, and he was not in a good mood.

So I won't go back to play games, and plan to go to see the little bird that he regarded as his ancestor with Zhou Porridge.

"We have three experimental courses this semester? Experiments on mutated animal reproduction, mutated plant reproduction experiments, and a microbe?"

"Correct."

"experimental report……"

Passing by Peach Lake, there was already a little bit of greenery in the lotus pond. The mynahs scolded the waterfowl on the lake as usual, and occasionally scolded the humans passing by the tree they were standing on.

"Beauty, beauty, here you come, here you come."

"Love me? Love me?"

A starling saw Zhou Porridge and landed on him.

Zhou Congee nodded its head, "I love you."

The starling let out a high-pitched cry, then flew out of Zhou Porridge's body, and yelled as it flew, "He likes me the most! He likes me the most!"

Then it was caught by a big white water bird in the center of the lake, and it was caught and put back in front of Zhou Porridge.

Zhao Xuan laughed: "Ha, extreme joy begets sorrow!"

The starling who was caught still didn't dare to reconcile, "Bah!"

"Stop calling."

Zhou Porridge also wanted to bargain with the waterfowl and ask him to let the starling go. Anyway, the starling was not on its recipe, but before he got close, the waterfowl suddenly flew up and went to the middle of the lake.

"Clam?"

"Someone fell into the water—"

"Damn, why did the fish climb up?"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!