Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 118 Swimming Lesson 1

broken tail

Zhou Congee slowly got up from the bed, touched the cold body of the little snake, and began to replay what happened yesterday.

First, he and Bai Ye went to the swimsuit shop, and then he was frightened by a dark-bellied shopping guide there. Although he was frightened, it also made him grow up quickly.

So when he came back last night, he "hands and hands" to Bai Ye, touched and kissed his tiger ears, and ruthlessly satisfied some evil thoughts that belonged to adults.

When I returned to the dormitory, because Zhao Xuan blew up that he and his online dating partner had entered reality from the Internet.

He was also comforted by everyone because of his drunken disorder, and then he learned that Xue Tao and his dormitory were all single dogs for some strange reasons.

In the end, he unknowingly drank two cans of beer amid Xue Tao's envious voice of "Why is your dormitory's Feng Shui so good!"

When it was two o'clock in the morning, he was sleepy, and when Yang Chen was still coaxing Xue Tao to call the female student in the class he liked, he climbed into bed and fell asleep.

Then he had such a weird dream.

In his dream, he couldn't see the snow-white soft rabbit tail, the enthusiastically wagging dog tail, or the long and fluffy fox tail, all he could see was the thick tiger tail.

The key point is that the tail of a tiger is not easy to touch. The hair of the rabbit tail is obviously not as soft as it looks!

Recalling how much I liked the tiger's tail in my dream, Zhou Conge smashed his face into the quilt and let out a painful cry.

"Do I like tails that much??"

"Porridge, what are you doing? What tail?"

Liu Yuyang drank too much yesterday, ran to the toilet all night, got up to go to the toilet after falling asleep for a while, and heard Zhou Congee talking to himself.

Zhou Conge raised his head and said in pain, "It's okay, I had a nightmare."

Liu Yuyang: "Oh, what dream? You are so uncomfortable, do you want to come down and drink some hot water?"

"Just an ordinary dream."

Zhou Congee lifted the quilt and went down to take a glass of water and gulped it down.

When he came back, Liu Yuyang had already lay down. After much deliberation, he decided to ask the well-informed Liu Yuyang.

He stood below and pulled Liu Yuyang's quilt. Liu Yuyang's sleepy voice sounded, "What's wrong? I'm so sleepy."

"Brother Yang, let me ask you something."

"What's the matter?"

"I seem to have special thoughts about Bai Ye's tail, is this normal?"

Liu Yuyang was quiet for a while, and then said speechlessly: "If there is, then there is. That's your boyfriend, not someone else's boyfriend. If you have any special thoughts about other boyfriend's tails, come and ask me if it's normal."

After being told by Liu Yuyang, Zhou Congee suddenly opened up.

He pushed back the quilt that Liu Yuyang had torn off by himself just now.

"Thank you brother, I'm going out, you sleep well."

After Zhou Porridge changed his clothes, he went out to the laboratory to feed the birds in high spirits, and silently marked the reason for the dream he had last night as because he wanted to lick the tiger's tail but was not satisfied. so.

As for why you are interested in the specific function of the tail...it doesn't matter!

After feeding the little bird, he called Bai Ye to pick Liu Haiyang out of the hospital together, and finally Liu Haiyang's leg was almost healed.

Liu Haiyang stood at the gate of their school hospital, and when he saw Zhou Congee coming, he was immediately moved to tears.

"Zhou Congee, you are really here, you are so kind, woo woo woo."

Zhou Porridge thought that Liu Haiyang's face would become thinner if his leg was broken, but he didn't expect that he would still make himself fat, probably not eating less to nourish his body.

"I'm here for Bai Ye's reputation."

Liu Haiyang: "I know you are hard-spoken and soft-hearted."

"Humph!"

Bai Ye snorted casually, but Liu Haiyang was still agitated and silently shut up.

"Let's go, I fell like this and said something."

Under the suggestion of Junior Sister Liu Haiyang, Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye planned to take Liu Haiyang around the Peach Lake in their school, and after other people saw it, the rumors would certainly be self-defeating.

It's just that Liu Haiyang's leg hasn't healed yet, and they disliked him for walking too slowly, so they carried him with one arm around him. It looked a bit like the two of them were forcing Liu Haiyang to parade through the streets.

When he arrived at the section of the road with the most traffic, Zhou Porridge felt that a girl passing by him was looking at him with strange eyes.

"Why do I feel that they look at me so strangely?"

Liu Haiyang: "They usually look at you strangely."

"Today seems a little different"

Zhou Congee was also a little puzzled.

At the same time, a strange post popped up quietly on the X Agricultural University Forum.

"Posted by: Basketball Kid (180);

Topic: Why can a person like Zhou Congee be a school grass?

Content: In broad daylight, he and Bai Ye forcibly carried a sick man to the street by Taohu Lake. The man's leg was still in plaster, tsk tsk tsk, is there any law, or is it that our school has changed its surname to Zhou?

Why bother on the first floor: I saw Zhou Congee asked why he could be a school grass, I rushed in with one, two, three, four, five reasons, and saw the main building... emmm, does your mother know that you are so sour?

Blueberry Shuangpi Nai on the second floor: Brother, when you post this kind of post, can you change your name?Although we are anonymous, I remember you every time you post with this nickname!Last year, you used this name to post ten posts about yourself and Zhou Porridge Group CP!You really make me wonder if the score line of our school is inflated!

The cactus was raised to death on the third floor: I like to watch this kind of face-slapping scene, so come and see more.

Anisodamine on the fourth floor: Let's go, it's because of love and hate.

I'm the eldest brother on the fifth floor: Wait, I seem to see what happened to the one he said. Isn't the one being held up by Liu Haiyang?

……

On the [-]th floor, Pleasant Goat catches the wolf: what mermaid? ?

When Zhou Porridge and the others drove Liu Haiyang to the place where he broke his leg, he strongly demanded to put him down, and he wanted to tell a story about how he broke his leg in the water.

They are now at the edge of Peach Lake, which was previously separated as a wetland, and several straight fir trees were planted here before.

In autumn, the leaves of the cedar trees will turn red, and many girls like to dress up and come to take pictures, but now that the plants under them grow up, there are fewer people coming.

Liu Haiyang pointed to the straight fir tree, and explained to Zhou Porridge and the other strange people following them: "That night, I just climbed on it, and then I wanted to jump from it into the peach lake. go."

In the past, the school was afraid that the big gray fish with long legs would crawl out of the lake, so they surrounded the shore where they could crawl out with iron nets.

"Then do you know what I saw?" Li Haiyang still kept a secret.

The onlookers who looked at him took pride in him and asked, "What did you see?"

"I saw a mermaid!"

The onlookers were silent for a moment, then burst out laughing.

"Ah, yes yes yes."

"It's not that we don't believe you, but it's impossible for my younger sister in kindergarten to believe this reason!"

"I put my words here today. If there is a mermaid in Peach Lake, I can drink up the lake."

"Brother, I believe in you! Can you tell me, is the mermaid you saw a grass carp or a crucian carp?"

Liu Haiyang: "I don't know what kind it is, but it's very big. My leg was startled by it and then fell and broke. After I fell, it slapped my tail."

Zhou Congee felt that Liu Haiyang couldn't really make up such an outrageous reason to deceive everyone, so he frowned and asked Bai Ye: "Is there really a mermaid in our school?"

"I didn't smell alien species."

Bai Ye said to Zhou Congee, but after a while, he went on to say: "It can't be ruled out that it has been hiding in the lake all along."

Zhou Congee: "Um..."

In any case, the gossip between them and Liu Yuyang was completely clarified, and under Liu Haiyang's strong protest, the unsolved mystery about him was also corrected to - "Is there a mermaid in Peach Lake, and what kind of mermaid is it?" What is it?"

After Zhou Conge held Bai Ye's tail for two days, they finally ushered in the first physical education class of this semester.

Their physical education class is in the afternoon, which happens to be the highest temperature of the day.

"Towels, underwear, swimming trunks, have you brought them all?"

Zhou Porridge rummaged through his closet, stuffed the normal swimming trunks into the bag, struggled for a while, and put on the pair of pants with holes at the end.

Like an old mother, Liu Yuyang made sure that everyone had brought all their things, and then took everyone to set off.

The swimming pool was next to the gymnasium, and when it was almost there, the four of them separated, Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen went to the dance room inside the gymnasium outside, Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang went to the basketball court outside.

Once inside, Yang Chen ran to Jiang Yu's side, and Zhou Porridge and Fu Yi from the School of Horticulture stood together.

After the two greeted each other, they silently listened to a group of girls chatting about swimming lessons. After listening for a while, Fu Yi suddenly asked Zhou Congee, "Zhou Congee, can you swim?"

Zhou porridge was learned when I was a child and went to the river to fish with my friends in the village, although it was a non-standard dog planing style.

"Yes, won't you?" He answered casually.

Fu Yi's expression turned ugly, "I won't."

Zhou Porridge comforted him and said, "It's okay, you can go to the shallow water area to practice later."

The dance teacher who taught them how to swim was the same dance teacher who taught them to dance Cha Cha last year. He was dressed in casual clothes and said with a smile as soon as he came in, "Have you brought everything?"

"Bring—"

Everyone is very excited.

"Just take it and go. After you pass, you can change your clothes and come find me by the pool."

On the way, Zhou Porridge saw that there were already two classes of students playing in the swimming pool, but they were in the deep water area.

There are two swimming pools in their school, one is a swimming pool with a depth of 1.8 meters, and the other is a general swimming pool from shallow to deep.

Zhou Porridge also saw Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang, both of them were happily thrashing around in the deep water area. There was not a single girl in their class, so the whole class was in the deep water area.

Fu Yi also saw the scene of them swimming, the closer he got, the more flustered he became, and finally he grabbed Zhou Porridge's arm nervously, "Zhou Porridge, I... a little weak..."

Zhou Porridge was taken aback, "What's wrong with you? Are you afraid of water?"

"I seem to have been submerged in a swimming pool when I was a child." Fu Yi said weakly.

Zhou Porridge hurriedly helped him to the side to sit down. After resting for a while, Fu Yi's face suddenly showed pain again.

He jumped up from the ground suddenly, and touched his ass.

Zhou Porridge looked at him strangely, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Fu Yi gasped and said, "My tail seems to be sticking out."

"what?"

"It looks like it's broken..."

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