Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Congee: "Tractor??"

He still remembered the time when he chatted with Bai Ye

Zhou Congee: "Tractor??"

He still remembered that when he was chatting with Bai Ye before, Bai Ye told him that he had taken the test for piloting license, diving license and racing license before, but he forgot to ask him if he had a tractor driver's license.

And the average person wouldn't take the test for a tractor driver's license...

Thinking of this, Zhou Porridge immediately became troubled.

Mother Zhou: "Yes, the kind of tractor we have at home."

"He should know it, and even if he can't, he can learn it. He is very good." Zhou Congee hesitated for a while before saying.

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou's mother stopped talking, just looked at him seriously for a few seconds, and then sighed leisurely, Zhou Qiao over there turned off the phone and stopped playing the game, followed by watching .

Zhou Porridge looked at Zhou's mother blankly, he didn't even know that he fell into the pit now.

And Zhou's mother looked at his confused look, for a moment, she didn't know whether she was sad because her son found a man, or because her son was so stupid.

Several cats at home also came, a big white cat, two raccoon cats, and a yellow and white cat. They rubbed against Zhou Congee's legs, then jumped onto the table, and squatted down on the table to look at him.

Zhou Qiao came over and tapped Zhou Porridge on the head, and said, "Tell me, what's going on with you and Bai Ye?"

Zhou Porridge carefully looked at his parents, and said tremblingly, "You all know?"

"I didn't make sure just now, but now I'm sure. No wonder that boy Zhou Qiao only said that you were in a relationship before, but he didn't dare to say who that girl is." Zhou's mother looked at you so stupidly.

"Hehe, which girl would let her learn how to drive a tractor?" Father Zhou also said with an embarrassing smile.

Zhou Congee put down the chopsticks in his hands, and sat upright, "Your daughter-in-law, my boyfriend, named Bai Ye, when this semester started... Later, I found out that we had a relationship when we were young, and then we were together."

It wasn't the first time he told others the love story between himself and Bai Ye, and this time he was even able to beautify the Bai Ye in his story.

However, Zhou's father and Zhou's mother hit the point straight after listening.

"Well, he looks handsome." This is what Zhou's mother said.

"Being able to become a cat or a tiger is what you like." This is what Zhou's father said.

Holding a raccoon in his arms, Zhou Qiao patted its ears, "I heard that his family is not ordinary, can he like us? Could it be just to play with you?"

Zhou Congee: "No, if his family disagrees, I will bring him back to farm. Anyway, we have so much land in our family."

"Look at your stupidity, that's all right, you can eat, I'm tired after coming back today, just put the bowl in the sink after eating, we'll help you get your things in first."

Zhou's mother and Zhou's father got up to help him organize his things, and Zhou Qiao sat in front of Zhou Porridge again.

"Brother, you betrayed me!" Zhou Porridge originally wanted to vaccinate his parents when he came back this time, but he was exposed on the first day back home.

Facing his younger brother's accusation, Zhou Qiao didn't feel guilty at all. He said, "I've already vaccinated you. Otherwise, why do you think Erbo and the others are so calm today?"

Zhou Porridge looked at him suspiciously, he felt that this person would not be so kind: "Aren't you suing me?"

"What is a black case to sue you, I treated you badly? When you were a child, every time you exploded cow dung, you said that I did it. Did I tear it through you? And that time you climbed on the roof and was arrested When it arrived, it was said that I brought it, but I was hung up and beaten that time, did I say anything?"

Zhou Qiao was not happy anymore.

There is a age difference between the two of them. Zhou Qiao had more skin than Zhou Congee when he was a child. Before Zhou Congee did something, he said that Zhou Qiao did it. His family believed it every time, and he even suffered for Zhou Congee. Hit several times.

Later, when Zhou Qiao was a little older, when Zhou Qiao began to be interested in the girls in the school, what Zhou Congee cared about in his mind was whether he could catch fish in the river tomorrow. Zhou porridge played together.

Of course, the two people like different things. It’s one reason why they can’t play together. The other reason is that Zhou Congee was really cute when he was a child. over.

But the two of them can't play together anymore, but the situation of the two of them taking the blame for each other has not been reduced by half, so their brotherhood is still in the palm of their parents.

"Okay, okay, then how did you tell my parents?" So long ago was pulled out, and Zhou Congee compromised.

Zhou Qiao: "I'll tell your parents that the person you found is good-looking, a good person, and has a good family background, but there is one big shortcoming. He is too tall, taller than you, and even more than 1.8 meters."

"What's the difference between what you say and what you say?" Zhou Porridge rolled his eyes and began to scold him, "What if you scare my parents?"

Zhou Qiao looked innocent: "Is it obvious? But I think the effect is quite good. Now it is rumored in the village that you have found a model girlfriend."

Zhou Congee: "..."

Zhou Qiao: "They also said that you are going to change your career to become a big star. They said that Zhou Congee, a kid, can tell that he is not ordinary since he was a child.

When I was a few years old, I looked like the fairy boy that day, and asked me when I would see you on TV. "

Seeing his expression of wanting to hit him, Zhou Qiao stood up laughing again, then went over and patted him on the shoulder, "I'm leaving, you should rest early, big star."

After Zhou Qiao left, Zhou Porridge sat alone on the dining table for a while, laughing as he sat.

The situation was much better than he had imagined.

After laughing, Zhou Porridge stood up and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. After setting them up, he went to his room.

Zhou Porridge's house looks like a Chinese-style courtyard house. Although there are only two floors, the house occupies a large area. He went up to the second floor. When he passed by his parents' room, he found that the lights in their room were still on.

"Zhou Jianjun, I told you not to let Erniu from the next village play with Zhou Porridge when you were young. Look, it's all right now!"

This is Zhou's mother's voice.

"It's nothing to do with my son. Our son has liked beautiful people since he was a child. Didn't you hear what kind of family our son is today?"

"If it wasn't for Er Niu who cried out every day to marry Zhou Porridge when he was a child, how could Zhou Porridge suddenly like men?"

"The Huniu in the village also said every day that she wanted to marry Zhou Porridge, so it didn't matter."

"Zhou Jianjun, you must have trouble with me today, right?"

Hearing that there was going to be a quarrel inside, Zhou Porridge was about to knock on the door, but inside she heard Zhou's mother say: "Forget it, as long as Zhou Porridge likes it, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman."

"Anyway, he earned a lot of money, and not having children is not a big problem."

"Sleep, old Zhou."

Seeing that the lights were turned off inside, Zhou Porridge went back to his room. When he opened the door, there was a faint fragrance. It seemed that he had cleaned it in advance.

The quilt inside has also been laid out, and the clothes in his suitcase have also been taken out and put away.

The windows in the room are open, and the windows are wooden sliding windows, because Zhou Porridge's house built with blue bricks and tiles, in order to look coordinated, the windows are also wooden.

Below his window is a vegetable field. In the past, he used to grow shallots and other seasonings for convenience. What is being grown now, Zhou Porridge can't see clearly.

He closed the window and lay on his back on his bed, feeling the fluffy and soft quilt on his bed.

Zhou Porridge was free for a while, and then the phone he threw on the bed rang.He reached out and touched it, and it was Bai Ye.

"Porridge, are you home?"

"It's here, I forgot to send you a message just now." It was too exciting just now, so he forgot.

Bai Ye stood on a tree. On the ground was a crawling armored beast. It was dead, but it still kept its mouth wide open.

"It's okay, just be safe."

Zhou Porridge took off his shoes and rolled on the bed.

"By the way, my parents already know you, she asked if you can drive a tractor..."

Bai Ye was stunned: "What?"

"It's the tractor. You know the situation of my family. They are all farming, so the requirement to drive a tractor is quite basic. I didn't make things difficult for you."

A sudden surprise stunned Bai Ye.

"Porridge, I can learn."

Zhou Congee laughed directly, "Hahaha, you really believe it, my mother was just joking, and these jobs are now hired to do."

Although it was a joke, Bai Ye didn't dare to ignore it easily. Being able to make such a joke shows that it has something to do with the daughter-in-law standard in Zhou's mother's mind.

In just a few seconds, Bai Ye had already arranged for several types of driver's licenses for agricultural vehicles to be learned during the winter vacation.

Hearing the silence over there, Zhou Porridge knew that Bai Ye was already planning, and he emphasized it again: "It's really a joke, don't think too much, my brother told my mother about us a long time ago. , People in the village think you are so tall and think you are a model."

Now, Bai Ye added modeling lessons to himself in his heart.

The two chatted for a while, and Bai Ye said, "Congee Congee, the gift I bought is already on the way, and the recipient is you, remember to get it."

"Well, don't buy too much."

Hearing Zhou Congee's voice, he became sleepy, and after Bai Ye agreed, he let him go to bed first.

Below, Chen Yichen and the others have already divided the strange animal on the ground into several parts.

Bai Ye jumped down from the tree, and he joined in with the tools. Several people quickly cut up the animal's body and packed it up according to different parts. Bai Ye picked up the biggest bag , and the others acted in the same way as him.

They are still in the mountains now, and now they have to put these things in the designated place, and then tomorrow morning a helicopter will go over to take these things out.

When Xu Hu mentioned something, he felt itchy on his waist, and he said to others: "I really feel that there is something on my body, can it be a bug?"

Chen Yichen: "Did it bite you?"

Xu Hu shook his head: "No."

"Your illusion." Xu Hu: "But I have felt it several times."

"Then take off your clothes later and let's see."

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When Zhou Porridge woke up in the morning, he was woken up by being licked by a cat. When he opened his eyes, he saw a gentle big white cat. Then he took out his phone and saw that it was almost ten o'clock.

Seeing that Zhou Congee woke up, it also got off the bed.The movement is slow, it is very old, and Zhou Congee can't remember how old it is, so among all Zhou Congee's pets, only it has the privilege of Zhou Congee's bed.

Zhou Porridge sat up, saw a row of cats sitting on his desk over there, and waved at them, and they immediately jumped from the desk to the bed, crawling back and forth under Zhou Porridge's quilt, They all purred contentedly.

Someone knocked on the door outside, and Zhou Qiao's voice sounded, "Zhou Congee, are you awake?"

"woke up."

Hearing Zhou Congee's answer, Zhou Qiao opened the door directly, but he didn't go in, just leaned on the door of the room and watched Zhou Congee change his clothes.

"The third grandma just asked me, when will you bring your model girlfriend back for a look."

Zhou Porridge was putting on a sweater for himself, and then went to the closet to look through his coat.

"Get lost, where can I become a model girlfriend now?"

Zhou Qiao and Zhou Porridge left the room, Zhou's father and Zhou's mother were not there, but Zhou Porridge had left porridge in the kitchen.

Although natural gas can be used now, Zhou's father still built two firewood stoves, and there are still unburned firewood in the stove holes, so the porridge on the stoves is still hot.

"have you eaten?"

Zhou Qiao was also polite: "No."

Two bowls of Zhou porridge were taken from the cabinet, and the two of them ate a brunch with the vegetables left for them in the pot.

After washing the dishes after eating, Zhou Porridge and Zhou Qiao looked at each other and understood each other's meaning very tacitly.

"Walk?"

"go!"

The family dogs are already waiting at the door, there are three in total, one is a very majestic German shepherd, and the other two are local dogs.

Seeing Zhou Congee, the tails of the three dogs were spinning like hot wheels. Zhou Congee petted one of the dogs a few times, and after refusing their attempt to put saliva on his face, he took them into the village. went.

Their village is quite big. Except for two villa-style houses with white walls, the rest of the family found the blue brick and tile houses of Zhou Porridge's house to be beautiful, so they followed suit and built a Chinese-style courtyard.

There are a lot of them, and it seems to have a special charm.

The two of them had just walked a few steps, followed by a group of cats, and a group of animals followed Zhou Porridge and the others into the village.

On the way, children from several families ran out screaming when they saw that Zhou Congee had returned.

"Brother Zhou Congee, shall we catch fish and grill it?"

"Brother Zhou Congee, I found a stream with a lot of shrimps, shall we go fishing for shrimps?"

"Brother Zhou Congee, take us to see the spitting jelly grass planted by your family?"

"Brother Zhou Porridge..."

By the time Zhou Porridge and Zhou Qiao tried their best to calm down the excited children, they were almost at their destination today.

At the crown of the big locust tree in the center of the village, Zhou Porridge had already cheered up.

A few steps forward, he saw that there were already chairs under the big pagoda tree.

The people sitting on it range from a 90-year-old old woman to a young girl who has just grown up. They are all surrounded by a brazier in the middle, chatting in full swing.

When Zhou Conge saw Hu Niu, who was the same age as him, sitting affectionately next to an old woman and showing him a gossiping smile, he gasped.

Zhou Qiao was also a little scared. He remembered that when he went to other places to learn fruit tree management skills, people in the village even rumored that he had eloped with a foreign woman!

"Actually, it's not impossible for Bai Ye to be a model, right?" Zhou Congee suddenly pulled Zhou Qiao back and said.

The author says:

Bai Ye: "I'm learning, I'm learning."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!