Help, I don't want to farm

The people in a village are bound to be related, even if they are related by blood.

People in a village, if you count carefully, it is inevitable that they are related, and even if they are not related by blood, the people who hugged you when you were young and watched you grow up can be called elders.

The first person to see Zhou Congee was Hu Niu, whose original name was Zhu Jingshui, and her name was very elegant, but from her mighty and domineering nickname, she knew that her character should have nothing to do with her name.

When she was young, Zhou Porridge was once pressured by her to marry her, and he was the one who got married!

She and the Erniu in the next village who grew up like a calf when she was a child often fought over Zhou porridge.

If the two cows beat her, they will go home and be beaten. If they lose, they will lose face. Anyway, they can't get anything good, but the two still enjoy this game.

If they were older, they would not like to play this game. Instead, they let Zhou Porridge sit on a table, and then they pretended to be the kind of knights who rescued the princess to save him. Slingshot competition.

So after a careful calculation, Zhou Porridge still has "enemies" with her.

Zhou Porridge remembered that not long after he was in college, he heard Zhou Qiao tell him that Huniu and Erniu were together.

"Tsk."

Seeing the gossiping smile on Hu Niu's face, Zhou Porridge also pulled a provocative smile on his face, "Come on, whoever is afraid of whom, hurt each other!"

But Huniu didn't look at him, but affectionately grabbed Grandma Seven's hand, "Grandma Seven, Zhou Congee is back, look over there, Zhou Qiao is also there."

Grandma Qi is over 80. In order to take care of the elderly's hearing, Huniu speaks in a roaring way.

Now not only Grandma Seven, but also the women chatting over there heard it.

If this world can turn the mood at that time into words on the top of everyone's head, Zhou Porridge must have a big crisis in his head now!

"Zhou Congee, come here and let us have a look."

Now that I saw it, it’s better not to sneak away. Zhou Porridge was mentally prepared and took two steps forward, but Zhou Qiao didn’t want to move anymore. He whispered to Zhou Porridge: “Brother, why don’t you go there first? Well, I'll come back later."

Zhou Porridge immediately went back and grabbed him: "No, brothers must live and die together!"

They brought a bunch of children over there, and when those children saw some candy and snacks on the table over there, they all rushed to get some food and ran to the foot of the locust tree to play.

Huniu handed them each a small plastic stool, and the two sat down obediently after taking it, joining their big circle of chatting.

They first praised Zhou Porridge and Zhou Qiao from top to bottom, and then they got to the point.

"Daqiao, I heard that you eloped and didn't even want your own children, so you ran back?"

It was a fat aunt who spoke first. When she said this, she still looked at Zhou Qiao with disapproval.

Zhou Porridge was relieved, but cold sweat came down Zhou Qiao's forehead.

"Fat aunt, I don't have one."

Zhou Qiao hurriedly explained, "I don't have children! I don't even have a girlfriend now."

"Isn't that the girl you walked with before? It looks like she's from another place. She came all the way here. No matter what, you can't treat her like this?"

Zhou Qiao was about to cry: "No, she came here to exchange technology, she came to our place to study, and then I went to study with him, and she was married a long time ago!"

There was an old lady who had lost her teeth, stuck her cane and said, "Hey boy, since you are married, don't do anything bad."

Zhou Congee almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but was glared at by Zhou Qiao.

"I know, grandma, I really don't like her!"

"Well, I know you are good, so Congee Congee, your girlfriend, don't dislike her for being too tall. Since she is willing to be with you, it means that she still has you in her heart."

"what?"

Zhou Congee groaned before realizing, "I know, grandma."

"Is your girlfriend's work usually very busy? Bring it back for us to have a look at next year's Chinese New Year?"

It was a young sister who asked this question. She usually surfs the Internet a lot, and she seems to have a little understanding of the modeling profession.

As soon as this question was asked, the others also became excited.

"Brother Congee, does my sister-in-law know celebrities? Can you get Lulu's autograph for me?" a teenage girl asked.

"Is she going to the catwalk?"

"Aren't the models beautiful?"

A bunch of people chattered about it, and Zhou Porridge agreed no matter what it was.

Isn't it just a show, anyway, Bai Ye will solve it by himself when the time comes, right?

Now it was Zhou Qiao's turn to laugh beside him.

"Does Bai Ye know that you promised him so many things?"

Zhou Congee: "You don't understand, he is already ready to learn how to drive a tractor, which is nothing to him."

"Really? But they are already discussing when you will get married and have children. Bai Ye will also have children?"

As soon as Zhou Congee turned his head, he heard that they were already discussing when he would get married. He inserted it indiscriminately, and then tried to change the subject.

"Third Grandma, I heard that Huniu and Erniu are dating, what's the situation?"

"What? Huniu, are you dating Erniu? Why don't you tell me, you silly girl?"

"That kid Er Niu..."

Huniu was caught off guard by being named, and she was dumbfounded. She looked at Zhou Congee threateningly, but Zhou Congee had already retreated with her animal followers.

That night he told Bai Ye about this matter, and Bai Ye really didn't say anything, and even brought a new gossip to Zhou Congee.

"Xu Hu thought that bugs had gotten into his body, so he took it off and asked Chen Yichen to look at it for him. In the end, he found a finger-long vine seedling on his body."

"It looks the same as the previous vine, but I don't know whether it is its offspring or its branches."

"When I found it, it was still hanging on Xu Hu's belt, with its branches and leaves wilting. I don't know how long it has been with Xu Hu."

After Bai Ye finished speaking, Zhou Porridge laughed, "That plant really has a deep affection for Brother Xu Hu."

After he finished speaking, Xu Hu appeared from behind Bai Ye, holding a glass jar on his chest, with a slender and soft seedling inserted in it, which seemed to be a little shriveled.

"Zhou Congee, what is a deep love? Do you think this little thing knows what a deep love is?"

Xu Hu's finger pointed to the little vine inside the jar, and the little vine climbed up from the soil and wrapped itself around his finger.

"Look, it doesn't quite understand? Brother, I advise you to accept it, and keep it as a pet."

Xu Hu looked helpless, "What else can I do if I don't take care of it? I almost died at such a young age."

Seeing Xu Hu's heroic tenderness, Zhou Porridge smiled happily.

After experiencing the previous incident, during the period before the Chinese New Year, he basically stepped out of his yard.Zhou Congee was really scared. He was afraid that when he went out, someone would ask him how many children he planned to have in the future.

Zhou's father and Zhou's mother could bear it at first. After all, Zhou Porridge, who had just come back, was still a poor baby who had been tired for a semester in their hearts. But after watching him really play games at home for three days, Zhou's mother finally couldn't bear it.

"Zhou Congee! You don't want your eyes anymore, do you? You're going blind, do you know that!"

Then Zhou Porridge was kicked out.

After running around with the children in the village for a few days, and after harming a few chickens and an unknown number of dead fish, he finally felt a little bit of the Chinese New Year.

First, the village became more and more popular, and later, when Zhou Porridge saw fireworks in some places at night, he really felt, ah, it’s really coming to the New Year.

And the gift that Bai Ye bought for them finally arrived years ago, and the day before his gift, the things that Li Xiao bought for him also arrived.

The things were delivered directly to their village. I don't know what kind of impression Zhou Porridge left on him, but Li Xiao sent him four boxes of canned food and two large boxes of seafood.

Because of the transportation problem, seafood is not cheap on their side, and Zhou’s father and Zhou’s mother were taken aback. They thought it was a gift from Bai Ye, but Zhou Congee explained that he was a rich second generation with a lot of money. return gift.

On the second day after Zhou's father and mother were frightened, Bai Ye's gift really arrived, and it was also delivered to the entrance of the village, and a large pile was piled up on the road.

Zhou Porridge was playing with exploding potatoes in his own field when he called Zhou Congee. When he rushed over, other people in the village had arrived, watching the fun around the pile of gifts.

Zhou Qiao looked at Zhou Congee and said, "Zhou Congee, your dowry has been delivered to the door, when are you going to get married?"

The fat aunt watching the excitement next to him patted him, "What nonsense?"

Zhou Porridge also didn't expect Bai Ye to buy so much. After moving them all back, he looked carefully, and some things were marked as being for whom, and the names of the notes were all mentioned by him.

Those without notes are divided into two parts, one part is the latest electronic equipment that can be given to young people, and the other part is good cigarettes, wine and tea, etc., which should be used for them to bring as gifts during the New Year.

"It's kind of sweet."

But at night, Zhou Porridge heard his parents talking in the room again.

Mother Zhou got a necklace today. The ruby ​​on it looks very valuable. It's not that they can't afford it, but it's not enough to buy it as a gift.

"Zhou Jianjun, the object of Zhou Porridge..."

Father Zhou: "Don't think about it, you are very rich."

"Oh, I really feel like marrying a daughter. I really gave birth to a son, right?"

Father Zhou embraced the sighing wife who was leaning against him, and comforted him: "Then I will try to earn more money and let Zhou Porridge marry her back!"

Zhou Porridge was very moved after listening to it, and then couldn't figure out why everyone thought he was going to get married.

Couldn't it be Bai Ye who married in? ?

During the Chinese New Year, Zhou Porridge’s family and Zhou Qiao’s family lived together. The Zhou family has always been small in number. Zhou Porridge’s grandparents passed away very early, and they had conflicts with Zhou’s mother’s relatives and did not move around very much, so the relationship The closest one is Zhou Qiao's house.

It just so happened that Zhou Porridge's house had seafood delivered by Li Xiao, so the New Year's Eve dinner was eaten directly at Zhou Porridge's house.

Zhou's mother's cooking skills are very good. His family's meals are heavy-tasting. Except for the seafood that must be steamed to be delicious, the rest is basically a piece of red.

The two brothers Zhou Jianjun and Zhou Jianguo ate and drank. They praised the monkey wine brought back by Zhou Congee, saying that they should taste it slowly.

Zhou's mother and Zhou Qiao's mother elegantly drank the loquat fruit wine they brewed last year, chatted while eating, and laughed when they talked about interesting things.

The two brothers Zhou Porridge and Zhou Qiao drank a few glasses together. The fruit wine was sweet and the loquat tasted very strong, a bit like canned fruit.

After a while, Zhou Congee felt hot. He was already very sensitive to alcohol and would not get drunk, but his face was very fast, and now his face was completely red.

Excitedly, he dragged Zhou Qiao out, and there were many screaming and running children outside. Zhou Conge stuffed red envelopes into their hats when he saw it.

There were a few children who had just learned how to run, dressed in round clothes, knelt down at Zhou Porridge's feet after receiving the red envelopes, and said childishly, "Gong Xi Fa Cai."

Zhou Porridge lifted them up from the ground dumbfounded, and stuffed them into the arms of their respective brothers and sisters.

When it was almost midnight, he received a video from Bai Ye.

Bai Ye said inside: "Porridge porridge..."

The fireworks in the sky exploded, and Zhou Porridge first said to Bai Ye inside, "Let's celebrate the New Year together next year!"

"it is good."

Bai Ye also returned with a smile.

Because someone over there called Bai Ye to drink, Zhou Porridge hung up without saying a word, and after hanging up the video, he was still in a very happy mood, and then he brought a bunch of children with firecrackers to recall his childhood.

In the early hours of the morning, they received blessings from Fu Yu and the others one after another, and Zhou Congee replied seriously.

After the Chinese New Year, Zhou Porridge had a good time at home and got together with friends from high school and junior high school before packing up and going back to school.

Fu Yu and the others visited Zhou Congee's house last year, and Zhou's mother had a good impression of them. When helping Zhou Congee to pack his things, she tried her best to stuff snacks into his suitcase.

"Mom, I'm going to school, not to flee famine!" Zhou Conge desperately held down Mother Zhou's hand that was about to put the cured pig's trotters in her suitcase.

The author says:

The version is wrong...the version with the typo has not been changed, wait for me to correct it!Fat Orange was pissed off by jj's app! !

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