Help, I don't want to farm

Bai Ye's heart died.

The bird of love crashed in his heart;

Bai Ye almost felt his heart stop beating.

It was as if the bird that symbolized love had crashed in his heart.

Once, Bai's father told him a joke, saying that he and Bai Ye's mother went on a date on Valentine's Day. The date was that he specially arranged an elegant restaurant, specially prepared flowers, accompanied by the gentle music, The ambience was perfect.

At that time, he also thought that everything was perfect. Under normal circumstances, they should talk to each other and then dance to the live violin performance.

But he overlooked that this famously romantic restaurant has floor-to-ceiling windows.

They happened to be sitting by the window, and just outside the floor-to-ceiling windows there were people arguing.

After Bai's father's heartfelt confession, Bai's mother didn't react at all, and even the first sentence she said was: "Will the couple downstairs fight?"

Bai Ye was still young at that time, he didn't understand what father Bai said was funny, and he was also very concerned about whether the young couple downstairs really had a fight.

But now he understands. Fortunately, even though he didn't understand at that time, he still asked his father: "And then?"

Father Bai said: "What happens after that is not suitable for young children, boy, let's talk about it when you grow up."

Bai Ye didn't know what his father did, anyway, now he pulled Zhou Congee down, and then blocked his mouth when he asked a strange question.

Zhou Porridge grabbed Bai Ye's hair, although he didn't know what happened, but the kiss was quite comfortable, so he gave up struggling, and even started to turn against the customer.

The almond smells sweet and the human tastes like flowing honey, and it feels like it's hungry.

It opened its eyes strangely, and looked curiously at the two humans stuck together on its stomach.

The bamboo rat did the same thing, and the two animals watched without blinking.

Xingren: "Does the human being want to eat that human being?"

Bamboo Rat: "They seem to be mating."

Xingren: "But they are all males, how can two males mate."

The bamboo rat understands better, and it explained to its fat man: "Males can mate, but they can't give birth to cubs."

Xingren half-understood: "Can peach pits and pear cores mate? Let them mate. I don't want to mate with them."

When Zhou Congee and Bai Ye finished, when he looked up, he saw Xingren and Zhushu's bright eyes.

Zhou Porridge was fine just now, but now seeing their pure eyes, he blushed immediately, he wiped his mouth boldly, and muttered: "Why do you have the illusion of teaching bad children?"

Almond blinked.

Bai Ye laughed and said, "No, it is no longer a child, and it will be able to give birth to red pandas next year."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Porridge immediately sat up straight, "Is it just an adult?"

Bai Ye: "Yes."

Zhou Porridge touched Xingren's belly sadly, as sad as a silly father whose daughter is about to marry, "I feel that Xingren is still a little girl."

Bai Ye: "But when you come over next winter, you will have a little panda to touch."

Zhou Porridge immediately became happy again: "Almond and who? Peach pit?"

Bai Ye nodded: "Taohe is about the same age as it, and it may give birth to a baby with Taohe next year."

Zhou Congee sighed and said, "Okay, then you remember to go and see the scene where Tao Pi supports our daughter."

Although Bai Ye didn't know why he suddenly became the father of a panda, but Zhou Congee could do whatever he wanted.

After watching Xinghe for a long time, the two were hungry again. Xingren took them to the monkey's territory. After Bai Ye went to lure the monkey away, Zhou Porridge and Xingren stole a small half of the wine made by the monkey. Zhou Porridge Holding the monkey wine, you can smell the rich aroma of honey and fruit, which should feel good.

But he took a sip from the leaves in the water glass, but the taste was not as good as he had imagined. There were many impurities, which made the taste of the wine not good, but the taste and sweetness of the wine were enough.

This wine may be too rough for humans, but for animals, the taste should be considered good.

Almond has already drunk it to his heart's content.

Zhou Porridge touched its feet distressedly, "Girl, why haven't you eaten any good food, I'll buy some delicious food for you when Dad returns."

Almond: "What are the human beings talking about?"

Bamboo rat: "I don't know, does Fatty still drink?"

Xingren scratched his foot that Zhou Porridge touched, and then said: "Drink."

After a while, Zhou Porridge heard the sound of the monkey running back, he pushed Xingren and said, "Xingren, let's go."

Almond made a coquettish sound, it was unwilling.

Zhou Congee: "If you don't leave, I will leave."

Seeing the back of Zhou Porridge leaving, Xingren hurriedly got up from the ground, and then chased Zhou Porridge past.

After they left, the monkeys came back. Seeing that the wine was half gone, they immediately began to curse angrily.

They know who did it, but even if they know, they can't do anything about it. They don't have the ability to challenge almond's authority.

Behind is the impotent and furious monkey, and Zhou Porridge is walking back with Xingren.

It was pitch black all around, but the huge monster beside him gave him a sense of security.

"Xingren, if Peach Pit bullies you next year, let's abandon it. With our family's conditions, why can't we find a handsome panda?"

Almond let out a low whining sound.

Zhou Porridge saw Bai Ye from a distance, and he continued, "Don't worry, Xingren, your father is rich, even if you don't like Taohe next year, we can go on a blind date with pandas from other places. Yes or no?"

"Do you like fatter or thinner?"

"Younger or older?"

Bai Ye heard Zhou Porridge's words from a distance, and only after he walked in did he ask, "What did you say to it?"

Zhou Congee: "I'm trying to reason with it. If we almonds don't like peach pits, we can find another excellent panda for it." Why are they so cute?

The corners of Bai Ye's mouth curled up, and he said to Zhou Porridge, "I know, I will pay attention."

When they parted, Zhou Congee said to Xingren's back: "Xingren, I will come to see you next summer."

The two of them were ready to go back after playing until midnight. When they were still a little away from their camp, suddenly a person fell from the tree and stood in front of them.

It's a leaf offer.

Zhou Porridge was so frightened that he took two steps back before he stood still. The faint light allowed him to see the face of the person in front of him clearly: "What are you doing here? Sleeping on a tree?"

Ye Xiandan chuckled, he was already dark in the dark environment and looked even darker, but when he smiled, his teeth looked extraordinarily white.

"When I was patrolling over there just now, I felt like there was a snake moving outside. I came out to have a look. It would be bad if it got in and bit someone."

Zhou Congee: "Did you find it?"

Ye Xiandan: "I didn't see the snake, but I saw some vines crawling on the ground, so I didn't care about it."

"vine?"

Ye Xiandan: "Yes, isn't that quite normal?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the two people in front of him rushing in.

Ye Xiandan was still shouting from behind, "What's the matter? What's the matter?"

Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye rushed directly to Xu Hu's tent, seeing the few people who were sleeping obediently inside and didn't know who was who, Zhou Porridge opened it one by one.

Finally, when I saw Xu Hu sleeping soundly in the corner, I felt relieved. Everyone inside had already been woken up by him, and they all opened their eyes sleepily, looking at them in confusion.

Xu Hu in Zhou Porridge's hand also asked, "Zhou Porridge? What's wrong?"

Zhou Porridge let him go, and said awkwardly: "Go to sleep, Ye Xiandan just said that he saw a moving vine outside, and thought it came to you again, so he was startled."

Xu Hu's expression changed immediately, and he called out, "What?"

Chen Yichen yawned, closed his eyes again and said, "What's the fuss, there are too many moving vines here."

Zhou Congee nodded: "We're leaving, you guys continue to sleep."

When Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge turned to leave, a small green object passed through Zhou Porridge's tent opening where no one saw.

Bai Ye frowned and turned his head to look at it, feeling a little strange, but he didn't see anything special where he looked.

Zhou Porridge saw his movements and asked, "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Bai Ye's eyes even turned into tiger pupils and looked around again, but he still didn't see anything strange.

"It's nothing, it might be some kind of bug." "Let's go back." On the way back, Bai Ye was still not at ease, so he told Chen Yichen again, telling him to pay attention to Xu Hu's safety.

Chen Yichen returned.

Zhou Congee and Bai Ye entered their tent, afraid to wake Fu Yu up, Zhou Congee didn't even turn on the light, and when he changed his clothes and lay down and was about to sleep, Fu Yu's voice sounded again.

"Have you gone into the woods yet?"

Zhou Congee: "No, why haven't you slept yet?"

Fu Yu: "I fell asleep, but woke up again." "I think it's not normal after thinking about it today. I think either the vine can turn into a human, or Xu Hu's evolution direction is the same as that vine. .”

Zhou Congee is really weird, why Fu Yu is so interested in plant evolution, he asked directly: "Why do you care about him so much? Even if he can transform into a human, it is his fault."

Fu Yu chuckled: "If I can turn into a human being, then the little tomato that I take care of carefully can turn into a beautiful woman and come to repay my favor."

"You really live up to your original intention..."

Zhou Congee was silent for a while before speaking.

Because Zhou Porridge was going to fly home the next afternoon, they would fall asleep immediately after talking a few words.

The next morning, Zhou Porridge woke up naturally after a long sleep, and no one called him. Bai Ye had already helped him pack part of his luggage when he got up.

When Zhou Conge opened his eyes, he saw Bai Ye squatting on the ground helping him pack his suitcase. He stood up and threw himself on his back.

Bai Ye said non-stop, "Are you awake?"

Zhou Conge squinted his eyes and rubbed against his head, "Yeah."

Bai Ye: "How about going back two days before the new year?"

Zhou Porridge elongated his voice depressingly: "No, if I don't go back, my mother will kill me. My mother has a bad temper."

Bai Ye said in a helpless voice, "Okay."

"How do you deal with these, take them all back?"

He pointed to the thing over there. It was a big bag of monkey wine that Zhou Porridge brought back last night. He packed it back with some hollow fruit shells and blocked the opening with some leaves. He carried it all the way last night. Did not pour out.

Zhou Congee got down from Bai Ye's body and turned over it. There was still a lot of it. He divided half of it and handed the rest to Bai Ye.

Zhou Porridge pointed to the ones on the ground, and said: "These are distributed to my teacher, Yin Qingyu, Teacher Wang and Chen Yichen. I will find something in this bag and take it back to my mother."

"Although the taste is average, it is quite rare anyway."

Bai Ye hesitated for a while: "It's ok...I'll send the gift for aunt and uncle to your house after a while."

Zhou Congee looked happy: "Speaking of presents, I also have a gift for you. I bought it a long time ago, but I just forgot to give it to you."

Zhou Porridge turned around to look through his backpack, and took out a dark blue box with a wine red bow on it, which looked very ceremonial.

Bai Ye took it and asked, "Oh? What is it?"

Zhou Congee stopped his hand that wanted to take it apart immediately: "I can't take it apart until I leave."

Bai Ye put down his hands when he heard the words, "Okay."

Seeing Bai Ye put away the gift he gave, Zhou Porridge went out with a lot of things.

He went to find Li Quanmao first, Li Quanmao was looking at the light to see the development of the birds in the eggs he brought back, and he put down the eggs when he saw Zhou Porridge coming in.

"Zhou Congee, didn't you go home today? Why are you free now?"

Zhou Congee handed him a fruit shell full of wine, "This is the monkey wine that Xingren took me to find yesterday when I went out to play, I'll give you some as I think about it."

Li Quanmao took the things over.Sure enough, there was a smell of alcohol, "This is rare."

Zhou Congee: "Although the taste is mediocre, teacher, why don't you drink something special."

Zhou Congee had to deliver it to other people, so he said goodbye to him directly.

After he left, Li Quanmao looked at the thing over and over for a while, then smiled and said, "Hey, monkey wine."

He took a picture of the brown fruit with his mobile phone, and then posted it in a circle of friends, [I received a piece of monkey wine honored by students today. 】

Within 5 minutes, his phone rang.

"Old Li, how is your health recently? Is the project progressing smoothly? Is there any more of your monkey wine?"

Li Quanmao can be said to be elated and proud now.

Others were also very happy about the unexpected gift of Zhou Congee.

Especially Li Xiao, Li Xiao may really be infatuated with Yin Qingyu, wandering around in front of Li Yin Qingyu every day, it annoys him to death.

When Zhou Congee was looking for it, Li Xiao happened to be pestering Yin Qingyu to say something again, so he gave it away together.

Li Xiao didn't know if he hadn't received the gift or what. He was so moved that he grabbed Zhou Congee's hand and said, "Zhou Congee, I haven't given you a present yet, but you gave mine first. Where is it? I bought a gift and sent it to you."

Zhou Congee immediately wanted to refuse: "No need, didn't you say you would send me canned food when school starts?"

Li Xiao said seriously: "Are you looking down on me?"

Zhou Congee: "No!"

Li Xiao: "Then give me your home address."

Zhou Congee: "Here you are, here you are."

Li Xiao was finally satisfied, and Yin Qingyu said calmly: "Zhou Congee, you have to study hard when you go back."

Zhou Porridge fled.

After lunch at noon, Zhou Porridge took his things and went down the mountain with Bai Ye. The other animals in the mountain did not know how they got the news of his departure.

On the way out, Zhou Porridge saw many animals that he had never seen before secretly following him behind the tree, especially some birds, which followed him all the time and made sad calls.

Originally, Zhou Porridge felt uncomfortable because of their calls, but until the appearance of the black crows, the sad atmosphere was no longer sad.

The sad cry of the black crow is really too mournful, extremely shrill.

Zhou Porridge looked at the large group of black birds and said, "How could there be such an ugly bird?"

Bai Ye: "Maybe this is also one of their attack methods?"

Zhou Porridge agreed, and then drove away the black crows who tried to "attack" him.

After going down the mountain, the handsome Sang Luo was already waiting below with the dogs, and when he saw Zhou Porridge approaching, he rushed up to rub it reservedly.

When they went back, Bai Ye was still driving, and Sang Luo followed them with the dogs. When they arrived at the rock at the head of the village, Sang Junyi was smoking a cigarette on the big rock, still looking melancholy.

Zhou Porridge poked his head out to greet him, "Mr. Sang, I'm home, see you next year."

Sang Jun raised the cigarette in her hand, but did not speak.

Zhou Porridge sat up straight, and said to Bai Ye, "I think Mr. Sang is a man with a story."

Bai Ye: "Well, you can ask him when we meet in the future."

Zhou Congee: "Isn't it too straightforward to ask directly?"

Bai Ye gave him a trick, "You can exchange your own story with him."

"Makes sense."

Bai Ye watched Zhou Congee enter the airport before turning around and leaving. As soon as he got back into the car, he took out the gift Zhou Congee gave him.

He put it on his lap to appreciate it for a while before taking it apart.

When the lid was opened, there were actually two things inside, one was in a cloth bag, and the other was actually a box.

He took the one in the cloth bag first, which contained a black bracelet. Bai Ye smelled the faint woody aroma, rubbed the bracelet on his hand, and then took it directly to his hand.

Before the second box was opened, Bai Ye could already guess what it was, the watch.

After opening it, he realized that the watch was different from what he had imagined. The cheap strap and strange dial challenged his cognition.

Although surprised, he still took the watch out of the box.

The moment he picked it up, the watch turned on directly.

Then Bai Ye saw the words displayed on the screen, "My heart is always connected with you—Zhou Congee"

The smile on Bai Ye's face widened, even showing some youthful air.

He read that sentence countless times, and he didn't turn off the watch until Zhou Porridge told him that he was already waiting for the plane.

Zhou Congee: "I'm already waiting for the plane, I hope the plane won't be delayed."

Bai Ye sent him an emoticon pack of rabbits dancing in circles, and then replied: "Congee Congee, I like the gift very much."

Zhou Congee: "Stop.jpg"

"Have you disassembled it? It's the phone watch. I couldn't contact you once before, and then I bought you one...you can wear it around the cat's neck!"

Bai Ye: "I'll show it to you next semester."

Zhou Congee: "Okay."

"Call me when you arrive."

Zhou Congee: "The kitten nods.jpg"

When the plane landed, it was almost dark, knowing that Zhou Porridge would come back today, the person who came to pick him up had already arrived.

"Zhou porridge, here."

Zhou Congee quickly said a few words to Bai Ye, "The person who picked me up is here, so I'll hang up first."

Zhou Qiao had already walked in front of Zhou Congee, he took the big bag of things from Zhou Congee's hand, and then pulled Zhou Congee's suitcase with the other hand.

"Why so many things?"

The person who came to pick up Zhou Congee was Zhou Congee's cousin. Zhou Congee was usually called Brother, not Cousin.

"I brought you something, brother, when did you come back?"

Zhou Qiao: "I've been back for a few days, it doesn't look like you're still hanging out when you're on vacation."

Zhou Congee said dissatisfiedly: "I'm not wandering around casually. I'm on a business trip to do business, okay? Novartis Pharmaceuticals knows? I just went to help them work."

Zhou Qiao and Zhou Porridge smiled with somewhat similar faces, and said, "I'll just listen to you today."

Zhou Porridge and his family are still in the village, but on the side of the expressway. Zhou Qiao drove on the expressway and drove for nearly an hour before getting off the expressway.

After getting off the expressway, there are some neat fruit tree saplings next to it. After driving for a while in the fruit forest, I saw some neatly repaired houses.

Zhou Qiao didn't stop. This place is for hired people to live in. Their own house is still in the village. After driving for a few minutes, they saw another building.

The car stopped in the parking lot, and Zhou Porridge and Zhou Qiao passed by carrying their things.

The animals in Zhou Porridge's house have already started to get excited.

Zhou's mother in the yard in front of Zhou Porridge's house pushed Zhou's father and said, "Your son is back, hurry up and pick him up."

Father Zhou stood up from the chair while muttering, "It's as if he's not your son."

They took all the things, and Zhou Porridge entered the yard empty-handed. When he saw Zhou's mother, he smiled cutely: "Mom, I miss you so much!"

Zhou's mother stood up and looked at him up and down, and pinched Zhou Congee's face: "I think you are too happy to leave when you are outside."

Zhou Congee's voice was sweet: "How come, I brought you a gift, and I have some good news for you!"

Zhou's mother pulled him into the house, "I'll talk about it later, have you eaten tonight?"

Zhou Congee: "No."

Zhou's mother immediately shouted to Zhou's father behind him: "Zhou Jianjun, go get your son a bowl of noodles."

Father Zhou: "Got it."

Fifteen minutes later, Zhou Congee sat at the dining table and ate a bowl of noodles covered with a thick layer of stewed beef and a golden fried egg.

Zhou's father and Zhou's mother were sitting opposite him, and Zhou Qiao was sitting on the sofa over there, playing games with his mobile phone.

Zhou's porridge was half eaten, and Zhou's mother suddenly said, "I heard that you are in love."

Zhou Congee almost choked on a mouthful of beef, "Mom, how do you know?"

The sound of game characters being killed suddenly came from Zhou Qiao's mobile phone over there. Zhou Porridge immediately knew that he was careless. Zhou Qiao also graduated from X Agricultural University.

"Mom, this is the good news I want to give you, you have a daughter-in-law!"

But Zhou's mother still looked serious: "I know, I just want to ask you, can he drive a tractor?"

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