private island

When January 1th arrived, Fan Xi had no choice but to add a few more days to the calendar.The mood also adds a heavy weight, uncontrollably tilting towards the pessimistic end.

He and Guan Sheng are like neighbors who live in the same neighborhood, they know each other well, occasionally chat indifferently, or choke each other in a strange way.In a boring life, even quarreling is a kind of fun.

Fan Xi set up a ventilated tent for himself and fixed it after working for a long time.Guan Sheng directly plagiarized his overall design and made a similar one, which would save effort.

Guan Sheng's half of the raft was not making any progress, and Fan Xi's was almost finished.These days, he was busy running around, and no one helped him, and the raft became rougher, but it was definitely strong.

In the morning, he ate roasted grasshoppers and coconut meat for breakfast, and walked into WC with a handful of leaves.The leaves are selected young leaves. Men must treat themselves better when they go out.

This island public toilet has a quiet environment, surrounded by green plants, vines and parachute cloth. It is full of greenery and birdsong can be heard from overhead.Being in it, there is a sense of detachment from the world.

After the convenience, he filled the pit with sand and a layer of plant ash.After tidying up, just about to go out, I heard the sound of the pipe anxiously shouting outside: "Dude, are you alright?"

"I just came in," he deliberately responded slowly, "You are such a big star, why do you still go to the toilet yourself?"

"Hurry up! Burn your ass!"

"I see..." He covered his mouth to suppress a smile, and suggested coldly, "If you really can't bear it, dig a small hole outside for emergency."

"That's impossible. You said that the live broadcast may be on when the rescue team arrives!" Guan Sheng gritted his teeth and squeezed out each word word by word, "Why don't we, together. , What, the conditions. There is no way, pay attention, so many."

"Don't! I'll come out right now." Although Fan Xi had already taken off his fans, it was still difficult for Fan Xi to accept that scene.

As soon as he lifted the curtain, Guan Sheng rushed in.When he spoke again, the latter's voice had returned to the clear and elegant voice of the past: "I guess, rescue probably won't come."

Fan Xi's heart ached, and he asked, "How do you know?"

"MH370 is such a big plane, you can't find it if it crashes, let alone us."

He forced himself to be optimistic: "No one comes to rescue, so we can only save ourselves. My boat is about to be built, so hurry up."

"If there is an extra ticket, will you take me with you?" The man inside asked lightly, with a hint of expectation in his tone, wishing to get something for nothing.

"You can be handsome, but you can't think beautiful." Fan Xi left after saying this.

After drinking some water, he made final reinforcements and trims around the raft, hung the sails on the mast, and tested whether it was easy to lift.Guan Sheng solved his personal problems, but he still didn't have any labor. He wore sunglasses and lay in the shade of a tree on vacation, and he went to find food when he was hungry.

He wiped his sweat with a towel, feeling alone like a tide, surrounded by him from all directions.On an isolated island, people also become isolated islands.

He really wanted to talk to people, but he didn't dare to talk to himself often, for fear of hearing a sudden response at a certain moment-the fucking split personality.

He looked at Guan Sheng, and after thinking about it carefully, the other party didn't seem to be as annoying as he said.

During the vacation, if four people dine together, Guan Sheng always asks the only girl, Wen Wen, to order first, and usually takes care of her tenderly, barely a gentleman.

As work assistants and life assistants, Wen Wen and Fang Bo got drunk the night before visiting the Great Barrier Reef, and Guan Sheng didn't blame them too much, which was barely tolerant.

A few days ago, Guan Sheng thought that he was brave enough to meet an aborigine who picked up soap and rushed out to rescue them.

He said that he was naked and meditating, and his eyes were hot. After that, the sound of the tube was covered with wide leaves every time, barely taking into account the feelings of others.

Although he stole his own crab legs, but left the snake meat, it was barely a principle.

When you set sail, you should add a ticket.Otherwise, floating alone at sea, I would be the loneliest person in the world.

The weather was fine and the waves were not high at the moment, so he pushed the finished raft into the sea with all his strength for a sea trial.Climb up when the water was waist deep, and was satisfied to find that the raft was excellently buoyant and very stable.

He set up the sail again, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, filling the tough nylon cloth of the parachute, and taking him to ride the wind and waves for a long distance.

"Hey hey hey—what's going on, go back quickly—" He hurriedly lowered the sail, picked up the oars made of branches and jackfruit shells, and rowed back desperately.

Seeing that he was so strong in action, the sound of the tube was also shocked. He jumped on the beach and raised his arms and shouted: "Let's go now?! Damn, bull B! Remember to bring someone back to pick me up—"

Fan Xi shook his head while paddling vigorously: "I won't go, I'm not ready yet! Help me!"

"Bye bye--" Guan Sheng didn't seem to hear him, he was still waving at him, and sang a farewell song, "Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, there are green grass and green sky. I ask you when you will come here, and don't linger when you come... Be sure Come back and save me!"

Finally, Fan Xi landed on the shore, dragged the raft back to the beach, and collapsed on the ground from exhaustion, panting like a cow.A shadow covered his face, and a clear voice fell: "Why are you back again?"

"Just now, just now was just a drill."

"Oh, then I'm so excited." Guan Sheng sighed softly, "When will you leave?"

"Just these two days," Fan Xi sat up, shaking the sand from his hair, "I'll leave if I can't wait for rescue."

Guan Sheng took it for granted, "Remember to bring someone back to save me."

"Don't you want to say thank you?" Fan Xi tilted his head and looked at him sideways.

"Don't teach me how to do things," Guan Sheng opened his mouth, paused again, turned around and said, "You can make up your own mind."

"Maybe I'll tell the outside world that you were buried in the sea." Even though he had already decided to take him with him, Fan Xi said harshly at his back, "I've been a savage for a few years, no matter how handsome I am, I can't stand it."

"Be careful that I burn your boat, everyone, don't leave." Guan Sheng threatened without looking back.

Fan Xi ignored it, rested for a while, and began to make plans.He is going to use some intact coconut shells as a kettle to hold fresh water, catch a few more fish and bake them.Bring some more fruit and tie it with string or vines.

Even if you get lost on the way to the lighthouse, you just need to float on the sea and wait for the passing cruise ship or freighter to rescue you—hope you can stay on a certain route instead of drifting all the way to Antarctica to be with penguins.

He wasn't sure if he should set sail at all, but planned anyway, otherwise he would be left empty and lost.

After that, he took his homemade harpoon to the reef area to catch fish and pick up seafood.Today was the first time he used a harpoon, using grasshoppers as bait, and he actually caught a fish.

When I came back, a cloud of dark clouds rolled in the sky, and the sky quickly became gloomy.After a few thunderstorms, there was not a few drops of rain, and the cloud was blown away by the sudden change of wind direction.

Far away from the camp, he could see a fire, something burning... My God, it was his raft! !

He dropped the fish and rushed over at a high speed. Seeing Guan Sheng's back fleeing in a panic, he couldn't help yelling: "What a despicable villain! Despicable! Despicable——"

He stopped abruptly, how could he yell "baby" to the arsonist?

Soon, the man ran back and aimed a portable fire extinguisher at the burning raft.Maybe it was mishandled and nothing came out.He cursed and ran away, filled the medicine kit with sea water to put out the fire, but it was only a drop in the bucket.

"Stupid? Hurry up and put out the fire!" the man shouted.

"Fire blanket, I have a fire blanket!" Fan calmed down, remembering that he had this thing.I hurried to find it out and spread it out to cover the raft, but it was too small.He had no choice but to use jackfruit shells to hold water, and kept running back and forth.

After tossing for a long time, the fire finally went out, but his hard work also fell apart.He was ashamed, staring blankly at the scorched wreckage, and somewhat felt Cao Cao's helplessness and sadness during the Battle of Chibi.

The fire burned to the bottom of his eyes, burning red, and followed his sight to the arsonist.Guan Sheng was so stared at by him that he wiped the sweat off his face and said, "Why are you looking at me like that? I've tried my best to help you."

"You set the fire!" Fan Xi picked up the oar and swung it across his head and face, "You are so shameless! You, you—I'm going to kill you—"

"Don't make false accusations!" Guan Sheng showed panic, and explained while dodging, "Just now a thunderbolt struck, and it caught fire!"

"Impossible! There is no such coincidence in the world!"

"Really, I saw it with my own eyes!"

"Bah!" Fan Xi didn't believe it at all, and chased and killed Guan Sheng at a speed of [-] meters, scaring the latter into running away.He had to let it out, or he would explode on the spot.

"You are sick! I was just scaring you, how could I really set fire to it!" Guan Sheng was so annoyed by his pursuit that he couldn't run anymore, so he simply stopped, "You are the one who was struck by lightning! Go and see your The mast, and the entire metal point, who else would you attack if you don’t? Belly button fart, why do you think (sound)? Stupid!”

Fan Xi was taken aback, and retorted: "In comparison, the probability of you setting fire is higher! You have a motive for committing the crime!"

Guan Sheng waved his hands impatiently: "Believe it or not! If I set the fire, would I help you put it out? With your ability to judge and your tendency to violence, you should be a teacher? Don't mislead your children!" I went to tease the dog by myself.

For a moment, Fan Xi was speechless.

He approached the wreckage of the raft resentfully, looking at the metal sheet wrapped around the top of the mast.This is done to prevent the wood from splitting.At this moment, there were deep scorching marks on it, as if it had been struck by lightning.

Moreover, without gasoline and other combustion aids, it is impossible to burn so vigorously all at once, and everything is charred... But he still prefers to believe that it is the sound of the tube!In order to confuse the public, he participated in the fire fighting.

You have to find someone to blame, so you can feel better, and people don't like to blame themselves.

After dark, Fan Xi gathered a pile of vigorous bonfires, sat two meters away and stared blankly.The wreckage of the raft can burn for a long time, so there is no need to collect firewood now.

He'll do another raft, but until then, he wants to rest for a while.Maybe one day, maybe several days, he wasn't sure.Now, he is angry and confused, like a headless chicken.

He has been busy for many days, his hands are full of blisters, what he owns is not as good as that lazy man, at least he still has half of the raft before.However, he had to look for the best in everything, and he should be glad that he was not by the side when the raft was struck by lightning.

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