private island

In the blank space, there are a lot of numbered notation and lyrics recorded piecemeal.Fan Xi tried to hum: "1 is duo, 2 is come, 3 is mi... La, Laxi Fasai... What the hell."

I don't know notation, so I have to read the lyrics.

There is a rap that is quite fun:

"I am chewing the toffee from the Hulunbeier Grassland,

Carry on the wind and grass taught by my mother and look down on cattle and sheep.

She said you are going to the southeast and northwest,

Live as a flag and fly wherever the wind is strong. "

Fan Xi couldn't help laughing, took out a pen, and wrote below: "PS: There is no wind and grass to see cattle and sheep, only the endless Pacific Ocean."

Although this handsome man is really annoying, it is also interesting.

Fan Xi couldn't fall asleep, so he simply stayed awake for the New Year's Eve, but he didn't know the time.After an unknown amount of time, the sound of pipes in the distance suddenly jumped up, calling out to the black and turbulent sea: "Happy new year!"

A new year begins.

Fan Xi thought pessimistically: Is it possible to spend the Spring Festival on an isolated island?

He closed his eyes full of resentment, walked into the Miao and Dong local restaurant in his hometown in his dream, and ordered a pot of beef in sour soup.As soon as it was delivered to his mouth, he was awakened by a rustling sound.

A figure was sneaking around, rummaging through his things!

"What are you doing?!"

He yelled violently, making the man tremble in fright, and ran away.He chased for a few steps, and because he didn't wear shoes, the soles of his feet were bitten by shell fragments in the sand, and then stopped.

"He's a big star, so careless, and stealing things." He muttered and turned back to check his belongings, only to find that the helicopter operation manual was gone, replaced by a travel guide.The leftover crab legs from dinner also disappeared, and there were a few more pieces of grilled snake meat.

It turned out that Guan Sheng wanted to barter things, but he didn't want to ask for help, so...

Early in the morning, Fan Xi saw the man eating crab legs with a thick skin, so he also heated up the snake meat.

Although disgusting, it is better than being hungry.After roasting for a while, he tore off a bit and chewed carefully, unexpectedly found that the taste was quite good, with freshness in the burnt aroma.

After the storm swept away, his psychological shadow also faded.I even thought that it would be nice to meet this kind of non-poisonous snake again.

Taking advantage of the coolness in the morning, he decided to go to the reef area to find food, and take a bath and wash clothes at noon when it was the hottest.

When passing by Guan Sheng's camp, he was wondering where the man died, when he suddenly heard a cry for help from above: "Hey, help! I can't get down!"

As soon as he looked up, hey!It turned out that I was riding on a crooked coconut tree, and I lost ground in order to pick coconuts.

"Are you calling me?" He raised his face and smiled teasingly, "Brother Sheng, you don't sound like asking for help!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I've been riding here for half an hour!" Guan Sheng yelled while hugging the tree trunk.

"Then you go ahead, I won't bother you." He checked the height with his eyes, and he probably wouldn't suffer any injuries even if he fell, so he ignored it and walked away.

"Hey, I was wrong, okay?" Seeing that he really left, Guan Sheng hurriedly called out, "Help me! I'll give you back the meat!"

"Heh, why didn't you mention the matter of stealing my crab legs?" He stepped back and walked away, leaving a gloating smile.

Although he and Guan Sheng were born in the same year, the same month and the same day, they are separated by a few hours, so their horoscopes are not compatible and they are born with each other.After living separately, luck is much better.This time the harvest was quite fruitful, and I even picked up a big abalone!

When he went back, he took a special look, and the boy was no longer on the tree.

In the afternoon, Fan Xi put wet leaves on the fire to create black smoke, and then went to take a bath.Humans are really strange animals. They want to sing as soon as they take a bath, and they hum the record for a while before he realizes that it is a tube-voiced song.

Change to another song, it still has sound.

He shook his head, dispelled the familiar melody in his mind, and simply sang a nursery rhyme: "The little bird leads the way, and the wind blows towards us. Like spring, we come to the garden, to the grass..."

While washing clothes, the sound of pipes also came. I took a bath at the other end of the pool and applied aloe vera to the mosquitoes all over my body.

The two felt as if I lived at the head of the Yangtze River and the king lived at the end of the Yangtze River. They looked at each other from time to time, but no one spoke.

Fan Xi hung his wet clothes to dry on the stone, then avoided the pricking sight of the piper, and took a nap aside.When he woke up, his clothes were gone!Naturally, Guan Sheng's handwriting.

"Can you stop making such a joke?!" He yelled around, but no one responded, so he had to cover his shame with leaves first.Although he knew that there was no one else on the island, he was still ashamed.

Is this something people do?The prince of love songs is almost the same as the bastard.Thinking back when Zhinu got her clothes stolen, she fell in love with Cowherd instead of giving the Cowherd a few big ears.

Back at the beach, Fan Xi wrapped the parachute cloth around his waist and went to Guan Sheng to ask for his clothes back.At the same time, sternly warn the other party not to make such jokes again.

"Clothes? Oh, I dried them on the tree for you. It dries faster." Guan Sheng raised his lips and pointed to the crooked-necked coconut tree, "Go and get it."

"You, you scoundrel!" Fan Xi looked at his underwear, shorts and tattered T-shirt, dancing with the wind beside the coconut, almost vomiting blood in shame and anger.In order to embarrass him, this kid actually climbed a tree again? !Typical detrimental to others.

Guan Sheng completed his revenge, and teased with satisfaction: "Your appearance wrapped in white cloth looks like "Venus with Broken Arms", hahaha!"

Fan Xi had no choice but to untie the heavy parachute and climb up the tree.He pursed his lips tightly, tried his best to remain expressionless, and pretended not to care, so as not to make the instigator more complacent.

Guan Sheng put his hips on his hips, and yelled and sneered from below: "Oh, this monkey's butt is really white, why isn't it red?"

Fan Xi took off his clothes and jumped down, dressed quickly and left, leaving behind a threatening threat: "You wait for me!"

Back on his turf, he builds a raft and plots revenge.

Also steal Guan Sheng's clothes?No, people don't mind running around naked, and it will be me who will be embarrassed and make my eyes hot.

Burnt for pipe sound inspiration?No, that's the new album.He defended himself from the bottom of his heart: Although I have already lost my fans, Su Pan has not. I yearn for the new album of the male god every day.She is so stingy, but she is willing to spend money to listen to Guan Sheng's songs.

How to get revenge?

He has never been a person who will take revenge, and is often praised by the students' parents for being easy-going and good-natured.Moreover, his ideal is to be a teacher by example, tolerance and open-mindedness are the basic qualities.

But now, he really wanted to have a small belly.

In the afternoon, Guan Sheng went to pick up seafood.Shuaidai didn't follow, and lay lazily under the tree watching the sea.

Fan Xi quickly slipped over and threw sand on the campfire.The sand blocked the contact between the air and the burning material, and the oxygen was not sufficient, and the flame immediately became weak and was about to be extinguished.

Fan Xi got his hands full of charcoal dust again, smeared it on the handsome dog's face and legs, and sprinkled a few handfuls of sand on its fur.During the whole process, it didn't say a word, but squinted and grinned at him.

"Good dog, I'm sorry." Fan Xi patted its head and quickly left the crime scene.

After living together, Guan Sheng forgot to keep the fire, and it's time to teach him a lesson.Even if you don't do it yourself, the next shower will put out the fire.

About half an hour, maybe four or ten minutes, Guan Sheng came back with shellfish and conch wrapped in leaves.When he found that the fire was out, he immediately realized the seriousness of the problem, picked up the "culprit" and reprimanded him severely.

"Stand at attention, stand still! Pull your tongue back! Did you play with sand and put out the fire? What a fool!" Guan Sheng scolded and wiped the dog's face, violently, "You're so stupid! You're an idiot on the island runner up."

Hearing this, Fan Xi gloated and snickered on his face, and it was self-evident who the "champion of idiots" Guan Sheng was referring to.He jumped and shouted: "Hey, don't beat around the bush and hurt people there!"

Hearing this, he laughed loudly: "Hahaha, who told you to eavesdrop on me?"

Fan Xi paused for a moment, then shouted at the top of his voice, "Don't ask me for excuses if you have the ability!"

"Don't worry, I will never trouble you!"

Guan Sheng began to make a fire, using those hands that were said to be incapable of rough work when playing the piano.He tried several methods, but there was no spark, and he was so tired that he cursed.Fan Xi was far away, and could see crystal beads of sweat hitting the sand.

Fan Xi thought: Tire him for a while, and when it gets dark, I will lend him a fire, otherwise he will suffer from gastroenteritis after eating raw seafood.

In the evening, the pipe sound seemed to give up.After lying down for a while, he started to walk the dog, walking up and down near Fan Xi.

"Walk the dog in a civilized way, pick up the shit!" Fan Xi reminded while eating coconut meat.

Guan Sheng glanced over, pacing and singing on his own.There are both Chinese and foreign songs, and they are seamlessly mixed, which can be called a global small song library.Noticing that Fan Xi was sitting with his knees tucked in his ears, he was fascinated by listening, he chuckled lightly, and actually changed "Eighteen Touches" in his mouth:

"The old man trembled all over after listening to eighteen touches.

After listening to Shibamo, the young man hugged the pillow and called his wife.

Touch it, feel it, on the top of the eldest sister's head, her black hair is dyed like ink, as if the dark clouds cover the sky.Ouch, it seems that the dark clouds cover the sky.Second touch..."

Fan Xi frowned suddenly, shook his head in disgust, trying to shake the obscenity from his ears.

It's not that he is so innocent, but that this kind of strange thing is sung from the mouth of a cold and handsome idol, no, a former idol, and it feels like destroying the world.

Where did that handsome man wearing a black turtleneck sweater and reading a book quietly go?If life is just like seeing it for the first time, how come today's eighteen touches.

In order to cover up the ear-piercing bad song, Fan Xi also started clapping his hands and singing: "The setting sun shines on my little Jasmine, little Jasmine. The sea breeze blows her hair, her hair. I ran with her by the sea, and she said she wanted to Looking for small shells..."

The two of you said one sentence to the other, and each sang their own song, like two psychopaths.

Suddenly, "Eighteen Touches" stopped.Guan Sheng casually approached Fan Xi and chatted, "My mother likes this song you sang very much."

"Then she knows, you can sing pornographic songs—"

Fan Xi's heartbroken questioning didn't stop, Guan Sheng suddenly rushed to his fire, picked up a piece of firewood and ran away.By the time he realized it, the man who stole the fire had gone away, holding the burning firewood like an Olympic torchbearer, and shouting wildly as he ran, "Whoa, I'm Prometheus of the island!"

"Go to hell!" Fan Xi grabbed a handful of sand and threw it towards the crazy figure, annoyed and at the same time couldn't help laughing.In the final analysis, the man is just a big boy who is quite romantic.

"January [-]st sunset is sinking into the sea, the first day of the new year is coming to an end. It's so boring, handsome and dog company, and I can only talk to myself."

Fan Xi closed his small notebook, looked at the sunset for a while, and then drew a calendar on the title page of the travel guide for easy viewing of the date.He only marked until January 1th, so it seems that there is still hope.

Guan Sheng became popular, and after dinner, Shuaidai shook hands and spun around in training.Fan Xi felt itchy all over, using the parachute rope as a skipping rope, running and jumping barefoot by the beach.The sea breeze brushed over the throbbing hair, and I felt a little more comfortable.

Seeing that the other party was looking at him, he intentionally showed off and started skipping rope.Hehe, a man who can only swim like a dog will definitely never learn to swim.

"Come here, let's watch the monkey show with dad for free." Guan Sheng hugged the dog and said loudly.

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