private island
Chapter 20 Ah, Kidney!
At this time, Guan Sheng strolled over, squatted down in front of him, and said with a smile: "Don't be sad, good fortune and misfortune depend on each other, and it will be a disaster. I will invest half of my raft in you, and when it is ready ,let's go together."
Fan Xi clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were cold, and he shouted in his heart: Invest in me? !That was the fruit of my labor!mine!You didn't even move your hands, only your mouth and feet!
Guan Sheng thought he was still sad, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled brightly: "I'm not very good at comforting others, how about I sing you a song?"
Fan Xi rubbed his forehead: "I want to stay by myself."
"OK, then you should pay attention, don't hang metal objects on your body, you may not have passed this thunder disaster yet." Guan Sheng nonsense in a tone of thinking for him, and changed the topic, "I just picked up a fish, it's quite fat , you have to bake it well. Lend me some firewood and return it to you when you return home."
After speaking, he regarded himself as an outsider, picked two logs from the wreckage of the raft, picked them up and left.
fish?Only then did Fan Xi remember that he had also caught a fish, but lost it while fighting the fire.He looked over and saw that it was indeed the one he forked, and there was a hole left by the harpoon in the body of the fish!
"This is my fish!" he cried.
Guan Sheng glanced at him and smiled incredulously: "You are the Dragon King? This is a fish from the Pacific Ocean."
"I have evidence. I forked the hole in it." Fan Xi looked serious, pointing out the two circular wounds on the fish body like a forensic doctor.
"Are you so thin?" Guan Sheng maliciously distorted his words.
"A harpoon!" he muttered, frowning. "Damn rascal."
"I think it's the mark left by the bird's beak." Guan Sheng waved his hand generously, "Forget it, seeing how unlucky you are today, I'll share half of it with you."
Fan Xi remained expressionless and silent, then suddenly grabbed the fish and ran, biting the dead fish until the dead fish was covered with teeth marks.Afterwards, he wiped the stinky blood from the corner of his mouth, and raised his chin to the man who was chasing him: "Now, you can't eat it, can you?"
Guan Sheng was dumbfounded, a little frightened by him, and retreated and said: "As for? Don't get excited, I'll take it, and I'll give it all to you. Rinse your mouth quickly, be careful of bacteria."
The way to defeat rogues is to be more rogues.
Fan Xi grabbed the fish by the tail, happily circling on the seashore, flaunting the fish into the air and catching it again, "Oh, I've got dinner, ha——"
Just halfway through laughing, there was a whoosh above his head, and a white shadow passed by.Immediately afterwards, the fish thrown into the air disappeared.The white shadow fluttered its broad wings, circled for a circle, and disappeared into the night.
Fan Xi swallowed back the rest of the smile, opened his mouth and stared blankly at the direction where the seabird disappeared.
Guan Sheng laughed maniacally from behind, his limbs went limp from laughing, he scratched his heart and liver, and burst into tears.He said that he has never encountered such a funny thing in his life, and he must write it into a song.
"Be careful that extreme joy begets sorrow." Fan Xi gave the man a hard look, and then returned to his own territory, peeling fruits to satisfy his hunger.
He felt so angry and suffocated that he had to jump rope to vent.Jumping and jumping, he found a good way to soothe his emotions.He arranged the accumulated shells and conch in several rows, and began to give a trial lecture:
"Rope skipping is not limited by venue, space, and time, and requires simple equipment. It is a sport that is suitable for the physiological characteristics of young people and can effectively implement the "Sports and Health Curriculum Standards."
The Outline of Basic Course Education Reform states that only teaching that can stimulate students' strong learning needs and interests can effectively promote students' development.
Therefore, it is necessary to stimulate students' interest in learning in physical education teaching and improve the interest of physical education courses, such as adding simple "fancy rope skipping" to form a good atmosphere of "teaching with fun", teachers enjoy teaching, and students enjoy learning.Next, I will show the specific teaching content. "
Then, his tone became lively and brisk, with the corners of his mouth raised: "Students, this simple skipping rope in the teacher's hand can be played in many ways—"
"Teacher Fan, the teacher in charge said you were sick, and you will be doing math in this physical education class." Not far away, a Guan Sheng teased slowly.
The smile on Fan Xi's face was wiped away, and he slammed his eyes: "Go away!"
"Teacher is so fierce, I'm afraid. Teacher, why are your clothes so torn, it's showing..." Guan Sheng teased a few more words, Fan Xi didn't want to pay attention, and started teaching seriously.After a while, he simply sat down, pretended to be a student to listen to the lecture, and interfered with the class: "Teacher, I want to pee."
"Hold on." Fan Xi rolled his eyes at him.It suddenly occurred to him that he was also lonely, so lonely that he had nothing to talk to here.Loneliness is an inherent disability of human beings, which can only be compensated by being close to others.
In the early morning, Fan Xizheng was sleeping soundly in the tent when he was suddenly awakened by a furry thing.
He was startled, it turned out to be handsome.He heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and murmured, "Don't disturb my waking dream, be careful that I eat you."
He shoved it away, but it was in his arms again, trying to wake him up.He closed his eyes and pushed it: "Don't bother me, go and play with your dad!"
Soon, Fan Xi was so annoyed by it that he woke up completely, and went to find the owner with the dog in his arms.He walked to Guansheng's tent, threw the dog into it, and shouted: "Can you teach your dog son a good lesson!"
However, what responded to him was a painful cry.His heart tightened, and he got into the tent shortly, only to see the man curled up into a shrimp, shivering in the inflatable boat.
He secretly screamed in his heart, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with you? What's wrong?"
"Right side, waist... hurts..." Guan Sheng squeezed out a few words intermittently.
Fan Xi gently turned him over, only to see that his face was as pale as paper, his black hair was wet with sweat sticking to his forehead, and his lips were covered with blood marks from his own bite.
It can't be pretending, his acting skills are not so good.
Seeing the place he was covering, a common disease came to Fan Xi's mind: acute appendicitis.Normally, only a small non-invasive operation is needed, but in this isolated island, it is really fatal.
After hearing Fan Xi's conjecture, he said calmly, "I've already cut that appendix."
"You don't have an appendix? That's great, or if you get a perforation and—"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guan's high-pitched howl.He was like a fish out of water, writhing and rolling, with his slender neck upturned, his fingers scratching at the air, the dystocia in TV dramas was not so painful.
Fan Xi couldn't help clutching those fluttering hands, they were so cold that they didn't feel like living things.He was at a loss, so he could only ask softly, "Brother Sheng, what's your old illness? Did you eat the wrong thing? Or was it bitten by a spider or a snake?"
"No, no!" Guan Sheng stared at him intently, his handsome face almost twisted into a roll, "Go find it, is there any painkiller, I'm going to die of pain... Hurry up, hurry up..."
Fan Xi ran away quickly and searched through their respective medical supplies. The only few boxes of medicines were all in English, and he didn't recognize any of them.
He brought the medicine, and Guan Shengbing went to the doctor in a hurry, planning to take some of each, but he stopped him: "No, you can't take it indiscriminately, it's too dangerous."
"I'm going to die! Uh——" Guan Sheng grabbed his arm fiercely, with a ferocious expression, and streams of sweat rolled down his cheeks.
"What's wrong with you, describe it in detail!" Fan Xi shouted anxiously.
"I don't know either!" Guan Sheng closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his lips trembling, "It's like, there is a knife stuck in his waist, and it's still stirring... I don't even dare to breathe..."
A flash of lightning flashed through Fan Xi's mind, and he shouted: "Kidney stones!" He heard his father mention a few words, once his uncle had a kidney stone attack in the middle of the night, and it also caused severe pain in the waist.
"Then what should I do..." Guan Sheng stared at his lips, waiting for a solution to come out there.
"It seems that you need to drink more water. Take a jump to expel the stones." Fan Xi acted immediately, "Lie down, and I'll boil water for you. It should be better to drink hot water."
He fetched firewood from the wreckage of the raft, and using the medicine chest as a pot, he began to boil water.Guan Sheng leaned out half of his body from the tent, screaming horribly, as if he had been cut in half.It is said that the onset of kidney stones was only one level lower than the severe pain of childbirth. Fan Xi was so anxious and had no other choice, so he blocked his ears.
"Cover your ears? Do you have any sympathy!" The scolding sound pierced through the palm of your hand, "I'm already like this, and you think I'm noisy?!"
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to your calls." Fan Xi withdrew his hand, too lazy to argue with the patient.The man stopped howling and hummed dully instead.
The water boiled, Fan Xi soaked his own towel with hot water, and wrapped it on Guan Sheng's right waist.He also helped him press the Hegu acupoint on the tiger's mouth, and used small talk to divert his attention from the pain: "When Su Pan had a stomachache, he rubbed the tiger's mouth while attending class. It is said to be very effective. Oh, I found that your hands are really beautiful. The fingers are so long."
"Hmm..." Guan Sheng's eyes were half closed under his frowning brows, and he prostrated himself on the ground in a posture similar to Spiderman, as if it would make him feel better.
Suddenly, he trembled and sneezed.The shock exacerbated the colic. He first widened his eyes, and after a brief pause, he let out a long scream.
"Okay, okay, be stronger, manly man, don't shout. Drink more water and let it out." Fan Xi's head was buzzing, and he changed the hot towel and patted his back at the same time.
"From E5 to B5, it's very stable and not bad." Guan Sheng muttered weakly, without beginning or end.Fan Xi approached in confusion, thinking that he was parking the car in hallucination.He smiled wryly, and continued: "I mean, that scream just now, hiss... ouch..."
Fan Xi echoed: "Oh, your singing skills have always been great."
"How should I put it?" Guan Sheng muttered intermittently in severe pain, "Singing skills should be comprehensively evaluated in terms of breath, articulation, transliteration, rhythm, control and mixing skills, etc., but the upper limit is often determined by the vocal range. Where is it? My vocal range is D2-C6, so I can eat and sing.”
Fan Xi boasted: "You are too modest, you are the kind of food that God rewards and eats. No, it is God chasing and feeding. No, it should be God planting rice directly in your mouth."
"You only praised me because you saw me suffering. You are not even my fan." Guan Sheng sighed lightly, tilted his head, and fell into nightmare-like pain again, whining endlessly.
Fan Xi clenched his fists tightly, his eyes were cold, and he shouted in his heart: Invest in me? !That was the fruit of my labor!mine!You didn't even move your hands, only your mouth and feet!
Guan Sheng thought he was still sad, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled brightly: "I'm not very good at comforting others, how about I sing you a song?"
Fan Xi rubbed his forehead: "I want to stay by myself."
"OK, then you should pay attention, don't hang metal objects on your body, you may not have passed this thunder disaster yet." Guan Sheng nonsense in a tone of thinking for him, and changed the topic, "I just picked up a fish, it's quite fat , you have to bake it well. Lend me some firewood and return it to you when you return home."
After speaking, he regarded himself as an outsider, picked two logs from the wreckage of the raft, picked them up and left.
fish?Only then did Fan Xi remember that he had also caught a fish, but lost it while fighting the fire.He looked over and saw that it was indeed the one he forked, and there was a hole left by the harpoon in the body of the fish!
"This is my fish!" he cried.
Guan Sheng glanced at him and smiled incredulously: "You are the Dragon King? This is a fish from the Pacific Ocean."
"I have evidence. I forked the hole in it." Fan Xi looked serious, pointing out the two circular wounds on the fish body like a forensic doctor.
"Are you so thin?" Guan Sheng maliciously distorted his words.
"A harpoon!" he muttered, frowning. "Damn rascal."
"I think it's the mark left by the bird's beak." Guan Sheng waved his hand generously, "Forget it, seeing how unlucky you are today, I'll share half of it with you."
Fan Xi remained expressionless and silent, then suddenly grabbed the fish and ran, biting the dead fish until the dead fish was covered with teeth marks.Afterwards, he wiped the stinky blood from the corner of his mouth, and raised his chin to the man who was chasing him: "Now, you can't eat it, can you?"
Guan Sheng was dumbfounded, a little frightened by him, and retreated and said: "As for? Don't get excited, I'll take it, and I'll give it all to you. Rinse your mouth quickly, be careful of bacteria."
The way to defeat rogues is to be more rogues.
Fan Xi grabbed the fish by the tail, happily circling on the seashore, flaunting the fish into the air and catching it again, "Oh, I've got dinner, ha——"
Just halfway through laughing, there was a whoosh above his head, and a white shadow passed by.Immediately afterwards, the fish thrown into the air disappeared.The white shadow fluttered its broad wings, circled for a circle, and disappeared into the night.
Fan Xi swallowed back the rest of the smile, opened his mouth and stared blankly at the direction where the seabird disappeared.
Guan Sheng laughed maniacally from behind, his limbs went limp from laughing, he scratched his heart and liver, and burst into tears.He said that he has never encountered such a funny thing in his life, and he must write it into a song.
"Be careful that extreme joy begets sorrow." Fan Xi gave the man a hard look, and then returned to his own territory, peeling fruits to satisfy his hunger.
He felt so angry and suffocated that he had to jump rope to vent.Jumping and jumping, he found a good way to soothe his emotions.He arranged the accumulated shells and conch in several rows, and began to give a trial lecture:
"Rope skipping is not limited by venue, space, and time, and requires simple equipment. It is a sport that is suitable for the physiological characteristics of young people and can effectively implement the "Sports and Health Curriculum Standards."
The Outline of Basic Course Education Reform states that only teaching that can stimulate students' strong learning needs and interests can effectively promote students' development.
Therefore, it is necessary to stimulate students' interest in learning in physical education teaching and improve the interest of physical education courses, such as adding simple "fancy rope skipping" to form a good atmosphere of "teaching with fun", teachers enjoy teaching, and students enjoy learning.Next, I will show the specific teaching content. "
Then, his tone became lively and brisk, with the corners of his mouth raised: "Students, this simple skipping rope in the teacher's hand can be played in many ways—"
"Teacher Fan, the teacher in charge said you were sick, and you will be doing math in this physical education class." Not far away, a Guan Sheng teased slowly.
The smile on Fan Xi's face was wiped away, and he slammed his eyes: "Go away!"
"Teacher is so fierce, I'm afraid. Teacher, why are your clothes so torn, it's showing..." Guan Sheng teased a few more words, Fan Xi didn't want to pay attention, and started teaching seriously.After a while, he simply sat down, pretended to be a student to listen to the lecture, and interfered with the class: "Teacher, I want to pee."
"Hold on." Fan Xi rolled his eyes at him.It suddenly occurred to him that he was also lonely, so lonely that he had nothing to talk to here.Loneliness is an inherent disability of human beings, which can only be compensated by being close to others.
In the early morning, Fan Xizheng was sleeping soundly in the tent when he was suddenly awakened by a furry thing.
He was startled, it turned out to be handsome.He heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and murmured, "Don't disturb my waking dream, be careful that I eat you."
He shoved it away, but it was in his arms again, trying to wake him up.He closed his eyes and pushed it: "Don't bother me, go and play with your dad!"
Soon, Fan Xi was so annoyed by it that he woke up completely, and went to find the owner with the dog in his arms.He walked to Guansheng's tent, threw the dog into it, and shouted: "Can you teach your dog son a good lesson!"
However, what responded to him was a painful cry.His heart tightened, and he got into the tent shortly, only to see the man curled up into a shrimp, shivering in the inflatable boat.
He secretly screamed in his heart, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong with you? What's wrong?"
"Right side, waist... hurts..." Guan Sheng squeezed out a few words intermittently.
Fan Xi gently turned him over, only to see that his face was as pale as paper, his black hair was wet with sweat sticking to his forehead, and his lips were covered with blood marks from his own bite.
It can't be pretending, his acting skills are not so good.
Seeing the place he was covering, a common disease came to Fan Xi's mind: acute appendicitis.Normally, only a small non-invasive operation is needed, but in this isolated island, it is really fatal.
After hearing Fan Xi's conjecture, he said calmly, "I've already cut that appendix."
"You don't have an appendix? That's great, or if you get a perforation and—"
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guan's high-pitched howl.He was like a fish out of water, writhing and rolling, with his slender neck upturned, his fingers scratching at the air, the dystocia in TV dramas was not so painful.
Fan Xi couldn't help clutching those fluttering hands, they were so cold that they didn't feel like living things.He was at a loss, so he could only ask softly, "Brother Sheng, what's your old illness? Did you eat the wrong thing? Or was it bitten by a spider or a snake?"
"No, no!" Guan Sheng stared at him intently, his handsome face almost twisted into a roll, "Go find it, is there any painkiller, I'm going to die of pain... Hurry up, hurry up..."
Fan Xi ran away quickly and searched through their respective medical supplies. The only few boxes of medicines were all in English, and he didn't recognize any of them.
He brought the medicine, and Guan Shengbing went to the doctor in a hurry, planning to take some of each, but he stopped him: "No, you can't take it indiscriminately, it's too dangerous."
"I'm going to die! Uh——" Guan Sheng grabbed his arm fiercely, with a ferocious expression, and streams of sweat rolled down his cheeks.
"What's wrong with you, describe it in detail!" Fan Xi shouted anxiously.
"I don't know either!" Guan Sheng closed his eyes and took a deep breath, his lips trembling, "It's like, there is a knife stuck in his waist, and it's still stirring... I don't even dare to breathe..."
A flash of lightning flashed through Fan Xi's mind, and he shouted: "Kidney stones!" He heard his father mention a few words, once his uncle had a kidney stone attack in the middle of the night, and it also caused severe pain in the waist.
"Then what should I do..." Guan Sheng stared at his lips, waiting for a solution to come out there.
"It seems that you need to drink more water. Take a jump to expel the stones." Fan Xi acted immediately, "Lie down, and I'll boil water for you. It should be better to drink hot water."
He fetched firewood from the wreckage of the raft, and using the medicine chest as a pot, he began to boil water.Guan Sheng leaned out half of his body from the tent, screaming horribly, as if he had been cut in half.It is said that the onset of kidney stones was only one level lower than the severe pain of childbirth. Fan Xi was so anxious and had no other choice, so he blocked his ears.
"Cover your ears? Do you have any sympathy!" The scolding sound pierced through the palm of your hand, "I'm already like this, and you think I'm noisy?!"
"Okay, okay, I'll listen to your calls." Fan Xi withdrew his hand, too lazy to argue with the patient.The man stopped howling and hummed dully instead.
The water boiled, Fan Xi soaked his own towel with hot water, and wrapped it on Guan Sheng's right waist.He also helped him press the Hegu acupoint on the tiger's mouth, and used small talk to divert his attention from the pain: "When Su Pan had a stomachache, he rubbed the tiger's mouth while attending class. It is said to be very effective. Oh, I found that your hands are really beautiful. The fingers are so long."
"Hmm..." Guan Sheng's eyes were half closed under his frowning brows, and he prostrated himself on the ground in a posture similar to Spiderman, as if it would make him feel better.
Suddenly, he trembled and sneezed.The shock exacerbated the colic. He first widened his eyes, and after a brief pause, he let out a long scream.
"Okay, okay, be stronger, manly man, don't shout. Drink more water and let it out." Fan Xi's head was buzzing, and he changed the hot towel and patted his back at the same time.
"From E5 to B5, it's very stable and not bad." Guan Sheng muttered weakly, without beginning or end.Fan Xi approached in confusion, thinking that he was parking the car in hallucination.He smiled wryly, and continued: "I mean, that scream just now, hiss... ouch..."
Fan Xi echoed: "Oh, your singing skills have always been great."
"How should I put it?" Guan Sheng muttered intermittently in severe pain, "Singing skills should be comprehensively evaluated in terms of breath, articulation, transliteration, rhythm, control and mixing skills, etc., but the upper limit is often determined by the vocal range. Where is it? My vocal range is D2-C6, so I can eat and sing.”
Fan Xi boasted: "You are too modest, you are the kind of food that God rewards and eats. No, it is God chasing and feeding. No, it should be God planting rice directly in your mouth."
"You only praised me because you saw me suffering. You are not even my fan." Guan Sheng sighed lightly, tilted his head, and fell into nightmare-like pain again, whining endlessly.
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