soy sauce party

We finally traveled around half of China and returned home contentedly.As a female soy sauce, there will be no such thing as being kidnapped and then a male pig and a male partner to save people, and there will be no handsome pot who will make a male pig jealous in a foreign relationship, and there will be no witches The fortune teller made a love prediction.

I thought that at least we would be treated as heroes when we go home. After all, we have been fighting wits and courage with adults for so long, so it should be worth spreading flowers~!Unexpectedly, when he got off the plane, he would be grabbed by the ears and go home. It was even worse for Gu Junbiao, who was severely beaten by his sister Junxi with a dog-beating stick.

And so he was waving his white teeth at us.

It is estimated that I have eaten stewed vermicelli with pig's trotters many times, and I already have immunity.

I really want to meet a powerful woman like Junxi, but now is obviously not the time. Looking at the tall and handsome man smiling in front of me, I just want to cry, Si... Siye, please let me go The younger one, I didn't mean to run away while you were making out with the fourth sister-in-law! !Desires and dissatisfaction are none of my business, don't take your anger on me! !

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Just like that, Tearful helped Si Ye translate materials half my height for free, so that I could meet Sister Ruixian... During this time, F4+1 was locked up by the adults, and even mobile phones and computers were locked up. It was confiscated. Fortunately, a beautiful woman like Ruixian was not rejected when she came to visit, so she voluntarily acted as a microphone between us.

Although every time I saw Gu Junbiao's dog-like Korean characters, I was terrified, for fear that the old witch would be angry with Gu Junbiao and drag us to be buried with him, but I am still very happy to get information from the outside world.

One day, my fourth brother listened to a recording, which was a five-party meeting of F4+1 parents (it can be heard that it was secretly recorded), and the content was to flaunt how scheming, how courageous, and how much like their children A genius when I was young... By the way, are all parents so... sullen?

I asked my fourth brother where the recording came from, and he said that he asked a junior to help him, and the junior said it was very simple.

Fourth brother, is your younger brother an agent?

The gatherings of world-class consortiums have been tapped, and you still say it's easy?

I passed the recording to F4, and everyone knew that the adults were not really angry with us, so they said a lot of soft words together, flaunting how good the genes of the adults are, so that we have such smart Mind, such a handsome (beautiful) appearance.

On the matter of soft words, Gu Junpyo is consistent with us, probably he has never heard his witch mommy praise him in eight lifetimes.I heard from Sister Junxi that when he pouted his lips, shook his butt, and called out "Mommy" sweetly, he was freed very easily.

Of course, Gu Junpyo didn’t admit it, but I secretly dragged Miss Junxi, trying to privately trade her a photo of Gu Junpyo calling her mommy, but Gu Junpyo found out: “Hey! Did you tell me! Hey! Hey! "

I do not believe it……

But in the end, I still didn't get the photo. Sister Junxi said that she was so cute by Gu Junbiao's expression at that time, and she didn't have time to take a photo.Pity……

"Hey! Just tell me how could my uncle do that!" Gu Junbiao forgave the maid when he heard that Junxi sister didn't have a photo, and even soiled his newspaper when making coffee.

Hey, Mr. Gu, you have been exposed!

……

The holidays without homework in junior high school and high school were passed unknowingly.

As a rich man, F4+1 lived a peaceful life for the rest of the holidays. He didn’t hit anyone with a car and scream for his father, and there were no scandals with a certain celebrity (even Song Yubin is also very good, touch~) , Even playing an online game has changed into a vest.

Because the various versions of "Travel Escape (F4's awesome name)" are widely circulated, I can stand with F4 and not accept flour, juice, water balloons, watermelon peels, and sometimes even have The shy little boys gave me flowers or something. Of course, if those boys had primary school education or above, I would be even happier. (Is it true that my role is only blame aunt? I like to be cultivated rather than cultivated by others. Do you understand!)

After entering high school, we have additional tasks. Being the heirs of the so-called bullying chaebol means that we must master some business skills in high school. F4 is trying to get in touch with the fringe industries of the family business, and I Well, when the sky fell, there were older brothers supporting him, and he didn't spend much time on the family business.

My small private house invested partly in the stock market and partly in the futures. There must be profits and losses, but in general, I still made a small profit, not much, just enough to buy a hundred sets of eye-catching clothes.It may be that I am more cautious, the capital flow is very thin, and the investment sector is very complicated, so it takes time to study the market trend, and I don’t sleep much at one time.

Some time ago, I finally made up my mind to change the situation of scattered funds, and gave up some investments with higher returns but need to keep an eye on the market. After all, my beauty is still more important, isn't it?Beauty sleep is indispensable!

...less busy, like a lot of free time all at once.

On this day, the second father of the lame dog who was so bored to the neighbor's house didn't even say hello to me, so he went to check the information of F4 on the Internet.At this time, the name of F4+1 was only circulated in a small circle of nobles. My fourth brother asked his junior to hack all the websites that released my information. . ... Fourth brother, are you sure that your postgraduate study is MIT?Why is your junior brother so idle?

I heard that after entering high school, F4's reputation became even more prosperous, and it has poked cute spots including but not limited to infants, loli, girls, young women, aunts, old women, and rotten girls (listed separately, we understand~).

I saw that the "language" column of Gu Junpyo's profile read: Five languages, I was a little surprised, I didn't see it, the real person doesn't show his face.

Excitedly ran to ask him which of the five languages, he flicked his pineapple head: "Korean, English, Japanese, German, Chinese."

I know Chinese. After we went on a trip, he developed an unparalleled enthusiasm for Chinese because of food, and he learned it decently in just a few months (I always think it is due to the tutor...).

But... "Gu Junpyo, are you sure you still have Korean?"

A few suppressed laughter erupted around him.

Gu Junpyo's expression seemed to explode, but since it's been too calm recently, I resolutely gave up my personal entertainment and said to him: "Gu Juan~"

"what?"

"You, your nickname is Jujuanjuan. The whole country, the country, the people, the people, all like to call it that!"

"Ah, is that so? Call again."

"Juanjuan~juanjuan~"

I thought that Gu Junpyo would become angry with embarrassment, but I didn't expect him to accept it very pompously.

I think back to the voice I called him just now...

... How do you feel that I was entertained?Gu Junbiao, what did you eat to nourish your brain? How did your IQ grow?

Being in school is nothing more than a little thing, because she is not a heroine, so there will be no such thing as being taken by a male pig and male partner to travel across the country on weekends, which is beautiful just thinking about it.

As a female soy sauce, the treatment you get is that the male pig and the male partner will boo you and let you treat you when they know you have made money-this kind of thing does not reflect their handsome demeanor and masculinity at all.

I'm a lady, why isn't it romantic at all!Ask for benefits, flip the table!

On the day I made an appointment for a treat, I walked around the mall with tears in my eyes and accompanied F4. Every time I got to swipe my card, my heart trembled. I was afraid that there would be N extra zeros at the checkout, which would max out my small card.Hey, if you ask a woman to pay, aren't you afraid of other people's eyes?

Fortunately, the four of them still have consciences, and each of them only bought one set of clothes (of course, the grade will not drop at all...tears).Gu Junbiao bought a newest simulated racing game console, Yoon Jihoo took a fancy to a Terra-style motorcycle, Song Yubin chose a necklace, and it seemed that he was spending my money to curry favor with his lover.Su Yizheng is particularly unkind. One of his ceramic works that has lost his ownership is being auctioned. Because the wool does not come out of the sheep, he has no mercy... Are you taking revenge on me?I shouldn't have forced you to sell that piece of china to buy me a present!

Probably because the final price really made me blush, he generously took half of the auction price, well, I take back the "unkind" evaluation...

I thought that this was the first time I made "big money" and it was very commemorative. I bought gifts for my parents, elder brother and sister-in-law, sister Junxi and sister Seohyun. The free porter is of course ready~haha!