soy sauce party

The make-up classes during the holidays are not pleasant. I really want to cut Gu Junpyo’s head open to see what’s in it. His other subjects are pretty good, because Mao’s Korean language makes people want to remake him. desire?

Mr. Gu, if you don’t know how to use idioms, don’t use them. Please, we still have no hope of surviving after being heard by the witch!

Gu Junbiao's temper became very irritable. Originally, his study room was covered with thick carpets to prevent him from throwing things.Now it is estimated that he was imprisoned by the old witch at home and broke out. He asked his servants to roll away the carpet, and he has been throwing things hard for the past few days.

F3 and I made up our minds, and secretly replaced the precious porcelain in Gu Junbiao's study with identical fakes. Whenever he dropped one, we would sell a treasure.After a few days, the money we earned made us laugh from ear to ear, and thought to Gu Junbiao that it was not a crime to fall and fall.

We have no sense of guilt for doing such a thing, after all, we have prevented the disappearance of cultural heritage, right?

When I trampled on Gu Junpyo's Korean language for the nth time in order to anger him, he asked me abruptly: "Have you got enough money?"

"What kind of money...what kind of money?" I stammered.

"Of course it's the money for throwing porcelain. Didn't you say it was used as a travel fund?"

I'm crying, of course it's as a travel fund, but I didn't plan to bring you along, I don't want to be pointed at by special forces! ...I have carefully planned this plan. Everyone in F4+1 is not the one who is short of money, but they never bring too much cash.

Since we are running away to travel, the credit card will definitely reveal our whereabouts, and if we suddenly withdraw a large amount of money, it will definitely attract the attention of our parents.

"The money is enough. But..." I wanted to tell Gu Junbiao the "cruel reality" at first.

Unexpectedly, he ignored me at all, and quickly dropped a decorative porcelain bowl.Picked up a shard and slashed it at my face.

Ahhhhh!ah! ! ! ! !

Disfigured! !Gu Junbiao, you and I are inseparable! ! ! ! !

Probably frightened by my vicious appearance, Gu Junpyo stumbled and said, "There will be no scars. I have consulted a doctor. With the latest medical technology, there will be no scars of this depth."

As he said that, he slapped himself on the face with all his might: "This is the only chance to escape. Don't mess it up!"

Woohoo, Mr. Gu, I don't need this method, as long as I'm not with you, it will be very, very easy to escape!

Is this what happened to female soy sauce?Is there any danger of disfigurement at any time?Don't~!

"Don't frown, don't cry. It won't be good if the wound doesn't get worse." As he said that, Gu Junbiao yelled loudly, "Come on, someone, take us to the hospital! We were scratched by the tiles!"

Hey, Gu Junpyo, are you able to draw well!Don't look at me with that dodgy look!

The two of us were sent to the ambulance in a hurry. When we arrived at the hospital, when the doctor wiped the wound with alcohol, Gu Junbiao kept screaming for pain, kicked several doctors, kept asking for a change of doctor, and sent others People drove out.Finally, we took advantage of a gap to change doctors, and we escaped through the window.

Before I left, I put the alcohol cotton swab wound medicine into a pocket, and Gu Junbiao asked me what I was doing. I didn’t even know that if the wound was not treated in time, it would definitely leave scars. I doubted what he said that there would be no scars. .O my beauty!This is the thing I am most proud of after crossing!

Although I am a female soy sauce and not my own daughter, I can't be disfigured just for the male pig's momentary fun!

We took a taxi to Song Woo Bin's private airport and they were ready.When we got on the plane, we asked everyone on the plane to turn off their mobile phones under the pretext that the trip was for relaxation and no one could disturb us.

The destination is China, mainly because of my home country, which I am quite familiar with.Otherwise, a group of junior high school graduates, I really dare not plan to talk about it.Secondly, China has not yet implemented the system of requiring ID cards to enter hotels, and there is no real-name system on trains, so it is relatively easy to avoid the eyes and ears of adults.

When we arrived in Shanghai, we deliberately didn't even take our luggage, so that no one could follow us, saying that we wanted to go around alone.

After getting rid of people like bodyguards and housekeepers, I quickly bought some clothes in an ordinary store, and by the way sold the clothes I wore when I came here for one-tenth of the original price, and sold my mobile phone to a second-hand store, and gained a lot of money. funds.Who knew there was a locator on the clothes of the mobile phone... there should be some, otherwise the bodyguard wouldn't let us go so readily.

It was very inconvenient to hide money when we came, so we had to stuff our clothes and pants with the red old man's head, and then we asked the housekeeper to get a credit card.Quickly bought a small leather purse, four people acted as cover, and one person withdrew money from an ATM.Fortunately, after half a year, even Gu Junbiao, who used to be the shortest, has grown to 1.7 meters (but I haven't grown at all!), pretending to be an adult is not a problem.

Maybe we were very cautious when withdrawing money, there was no dew, or maybe Ju Junbiao looked fierce like a gangster, no one dared to snatch him, anyway, nothing happened until we bought tickets from the scalpers and got on the train to Beijing.

Yes, we went to Beijing by train.

It’s hard to play once, and it’s not just a matter of visiting a city. Besides, it’s easy to get caught if you stay in Shanghai. If you go to Beijing, they will definitely look for it in Shanghai for a while, delaying time, which is more beneficial to us.

Among the five of us, my Chinese is of course not to mention, and Yin Zhihou's Chinese is also very fluent. What surprised me is that the other three people can barely communicate in Chinese.

With the thrill of playing cat-and-cat with adults, we climbed the Great Wall in two days, visited the Summer Palace, and ate the not very expensive (relatively) but very special Peking duck. I personally like Shi Tiesheng, so I dragged it They went to the altar of earth.On the way, I asked F4 to send text messages to their parents, telling them not to look for us indiscriminately, because it is easy to be watched by those who want to, and it will be miserable to be caught by them and caught by their opponents.

It is not uncommon for ordinary people to know that we have become demons with such a great social status.

And promised to send them a text message every morning, noon and night, and turn off the mobile phone for the rest of the time to prevent them from finding us.

At first F4 was not willing, thinking that it would be restrained, but when I patiently told them that this is the bottom line of adults, or they would be caught immediately and go home to confinement or be caught and ravaged by their opponents, or Sacrifice a small amount of freedom in exchange for greater freedom.

I also reminded them that children from civilian families also need to contact their parents when they go out.

They agreed right away.

poor baby...

Because I didn’t take good care during the trip, I left a small scar on the side of my face. I’m okay. The scar is close to the temple, and the color is not too dark. It’s not easy to see, but Gu Junpyo is very guilty (such feelings It's really rare), I hit the snake on the pole and made a request to change the curly hair during the tour.

In my previous life, although I was interested in "Boys Over Flowers", I was very fascinated by Lee Yun-sung in "City Hunter". Now Gu Jun-pyo and Lee Min-ho are four to five points similar. It is better to chat. It would be nice to change his appearance to be close to Lee Yun-sung.Even as a female soy sauce, I have to fight for benefits for myself at any time. If it wasn't for the price of disfigurement, I would be happier.

After visiting four or five cities, we finally ran out of money, so we had to go to the bank to see if the credit card we took was frozen, otherwise we had to go home.

Gu Junpyo, why are you so good at eating!Not enough to eat and pack? !

Yin Zhihou, why did you buy an expensive guzheng and send it home when you came to travel?

Song Yubin, say that woman is here to cheat you of money, you still think that you are infinitely charming!

Su Yizheng, hey, don't convince the museum to sell porcelain while you're traveling!That snuff bottle is very expensive, okay?Don't ask me to be a translator, I don't know how to say snuff bottle in Korean!

In this way, the originally abundant tourism funds ended up in the hands of a few prodigal sons...

Although the adults didn't want to look for us, but never gave up looking for us. We went to the bank and got the money smoothly, but we were almost surrounded when we left. Fortunately, Gu Junbiao came up with a bad idea this time, and we all hid in the bank. trash can.

For fear of being caught, we didn't even change our clothes, and went straight to the train to the next city, receiving all stares along the way.I'm okay, when I hate it, I pinch Gu Junbiao twice, and the remaining F3 went back and forth many times to the toilet until I vomited to dehydration. The coquettish silk scarf he was wearing was thrown at the street entrance, and he covered his mouth and nose with the silk scarf when he came out.

It caused the four of us to give him the middle finger...