soy sauce party

During the day, in order not to waste the free porters, I visited four or five stores in the mall, went back and forth three times in each store, and exhausted myself like a dog.Because it's not the heroine, wouldn't there be a situation where "the male pig hates shopping and is obediently resigned to his fate when the heroine pouts"?

I really want to experience the classic scenes of Suo!

When I invited them to dinner at night, I chose a western restaurant with a good atmosphere. It is probably because one woman and four men are relatively rare, and I am a little uncomfortable when I receive attention frequently.

Yin Zhihou, who always had a paralyzed face, suddenly said: "This is called Zhongxing Gongyue." As he said, his eyes scanned around, and finally stopped on me.

All the stars arch the moon?I'm still a pig!

Song Yubin wiped the corners of his mouth gracefully, and said: "It's really..." He clenched his hand into a fist and stood up to support his chin, and said to Su Yizheng: "Speaking of which, this is considered a high-quality beauty, why haven't I noticed it before. " Tsk tut twice.

Hey, who does "this" refer to? I don't mind being named at this time!

Su Yizheng smiled and nodded, looking deeply convinced.

Gu Junbiao was devouring the food. During lunch, sister Junxi heard that I bought her a gift, so she instructed Gu Junbiao to take the gift home, so he probably didn't eat lunch.Forget it, if you don't speak, it's the default.

I looked at one side paralyzed, two smiling faces, and an idiot, and I was extremely proud, but...

...Don't just say that after spending (is spending) my mother's money (when)!Very unreliable!

During the winter vacation of the first year of high school, Miss Ruixian was preparing for Fashion Week in Paris and invited us to watch it.

I have been to Paris several times, and in the few years since I came here, I have traveled all the places I wanted to go before. At the beginning, I was so stupid that I wanted to step on my pig's feet in every place. Looking for a tall and handsome guy with a deep French silhouette to take a photo with me, a fake loli, hoping to have a Parisian love and satisfy the unrealistic dream of a female pig.

Although it was later proved that all this was a delusion, at any rate, we have also done such romantic things as hiding leaves under the golden plane trees on the Champs-Elysées Avenue in autumn when the forest is fully dyed and the leaves are flying. ?

If I hadn't cried too loudly, making it look like my parents were dead, and I had epilepsy, no one would have called the police to report missing children. Brother Bao just came to comfort me!

When I came to see Sister Ruixian this time, I met three lovely girls, Xiao Cui, Xiao Pu, and Xiao Li. It seems that Xiao Cui’s family has a little relationship with Sister Ruixian’s family, so please ask them when they come to travel. Sister Ruixian take care of me.

I say these three little girls are very cute because they are crazy when they see F4, and they bark their teeth when they see me.It's a bit like the three cubs born to the mother cat I raised at home before. Every time I hold them, they meow, grind their teeth with my hands, and lick each time my mother holds them. Mommy's face.

Just because Mommy feeds them milk and I always poke their bellies when they sleep... so nostalgic! !Roll~!

Except for Yin Zhihou in F4, none of them were very patient with them, because it was because of Miss Ruixian's face, even Gu Junbiao did not use violence, but just kept a cold face, wishing to hide from them as if they were dog skin plasters.Later, Sister Ruixian saw that they were too clingy, so she let us play by ourselves, just remember to come and see her catwalk.

Although such a decision is a bit disappointing, after all, Yin Mianpan has been looking forward to Suo for a long time!And I really want to see Wannian Bingshan's painfully paralyzed smiling face...

Sister Ruixian is very sorry for saying this, but we can all understand that in this world, not everyone can dissociate from social relations, and Gu Junbiao, the heir of the Shinhwa Group, can deal with most of the students of Shinhwa Academy at will (He is not an idiot, he knows that some students cannot "issue a red card"), but is it not the same when facing the young lady of the JK Group?

Everyone has been to Paris many times, basically nothing new, a group of people wandering around boringly.When eating dim sum in a cake shop, the kind shop owner saw that we were very bored, so he recommended us to go to the flea market to shop for treasures.

Flea market?

Yin Zhihou explained: "It's a flea market, and sometimes you can find valuable antiques." He suddenly smiled, which made me look around thinking that the golden grass had suddenly arrived.

Because everyone has never been to a flea market, I was attracted by the phrase "you can find valuable antiques", so I decided to go to the flea market.On the way, Yin Zhihou explained the origin of the flea market:

"In the 19th century, some Paris scavengers were ordered by the government to move the abandoned things in the urban area to a military camp in the suburbs to improve the urban environment. There are fleas, hence the name 'flea market'."

"Later, the flea market gradually developed, and you can see it there, regardless of whether it is expensive or cheap. I heard that after the war, a large number of antiques were sold there as scraps, and even Xu Beihong's 'horse' appeared." The final A slight excitement can be heard in the voice. Yin Zhihou is studying Chinese ink painting recently, and he admires Xu Beihong very much.

Ahhhhh! ! ! !People really want to collect antiques as family heirlooms! ! ——especially the peerless treasures that the dog found in the waste dump with a bright eye.A lump of shit hit me on the head, people want shit luck too! ! ! !

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The following incidents fully prove that, as a soy sauce female, you should never think about the welfare of the heroine... Yes, when I was wandering around the flea market, when an unknown object flew over, I couldn't stand firm because of dodging, and I was suddenly slapped by Gu Junbiao. pulled aside...

Sounds so romantic~

... But Mr. Gu, you can see it clearly before you pull it, okay!I just sprained my ankle and didn't want to fall down! !How did you "push" me (pay attention to the comparison with the previous verb!) into the water so hard? ! It doesn't matter if you "push" into the water, but don't step on me, and it's still a face! ! !

Disfigurement once is not enough... Tell me, how long have you planned for this day! ! !

So I was extremely embarrassed, half of my face was swollen, and I was wearing wet clothes. I ended my sad trip to Paris early. I heard that because there is very little luck for one person, this incident even appeared in the local town newspaper. Occasionally The image of a beautiful girl is completely exhausted... Within three years, no, within five years, I will definitely not come to Paris!

In the days that followed, I wrapped my face into a mummy and ignored Gu Junpyo. Fortunately, it was a holiday, otherwise I would just prepare a bathtub and let me drown.

The three little girls, Xiao Cui, Xiao Pu, and Xiao Li, came to see me to make jokes, and they sneered at me a few times. At first, I didn't care at all. I haven't graduated from junior high school yet, and I haven't learned the words that can provoke people's anger.But these three children were quite unlucky, and were severely punished by F3.

Later, when I saw Gu Junbiao huddled in front of the ward in the middle of the night begging for my forgiveness (I would not let him enter the ward), the three of them were deeply shocked, and after a serious illness, they regarded me as a god. When they saw me, they screamed and waved their hands and licked their lips. People who didn't know thought we were messing with Lily!

What was even more shocking was that when I was a sophomore in high school, Xiao Cui, Xiao Pu, and Xiao Li were in their first year of high school.Once following F4 (at this time, I have already forgiven Gu Junbiao, after all, has it been half a year?) Unfortunately, I was surrounded by spectators again. Xiao Cui, Xiao Pu, and Xiao Li fought their way through the crowd, shouting: "Min Xinhui (everyone) Remember, although it doesn't appear often, this is my name, Mo) Your Highness, true, kind and beautiful..."

I was still happy at first, but this slogan has been achieved~

The result is followed by: "...Love you! Truth, kindness and beauty will protect you forever~~~! Love you for 1 years!"

In fact, my clever mind immediately thought of the true, the good and the beautiful, the trio of evil women in that TV series, right? Now I am their leader... Is it really the villain?

The hall was silent for a while, those nympho women and nympho men who were screaming crazily stopped and covered their faces. Did I ever say that I am Lei Lily, Lei Lily...

Those boys whose education is below elementary school, come quickly and prove that I am also destined for a man... Thinking that Su Yizheng, who is known as the 5-second party, and Song Yubin, who is called the sage of love, are unwilling to do anything to me, I Why do you feel that the future is bleak... Tears run away~~

As a female soy sauce, could it be so miserable, only Lily...?

You can't "destroy people without tires" if you're not a real mother, flip the table!