Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

After being molested, Xianyu turned around and ran away without any hesitation.

But that's fine.

Guan Yue looked at the door that Yu Gaomin had closed, a smile unconsciously floated from the corner of his mouth.

If Yu Gaomin hadn't run away just now, if he had been given another second, he might have done something unsuitable for children.

At that time, it wasn't something that could be solved by taking a bath.

Senior Xianyu is becoming more and more active now, Guan Mou is in a good mood.

This good mood, especially after he unlocked the tablet and saw Yu Gaomin's traces before trying someone's related content, rose to the extreme.

If it was the lowered version of him, he would definitely go to the forum to post an anonymous question when he was in love.

Senior is so cute, what should I do?

But now Guan Yue is completely able to ask and answer by himself to solve the above problems.

Perfect answer: cute, miss the day.

cough cough.

Before Yu Gaomin came back, Guan Yue automatically cleaned up the yellow garbage in his mind.

Now the relationship between him and Yu Gaomin is getting better day by day, and they have become a pair of lovers. Some things that should be dealt with should indeed be cleaned up.

When Yu Gaomin came back from the bath, Guan Yue was holding the computer and launching a new attack on someone with a blank face.

Hearing the sound of Yu Gaomin entering the door, the moment Guan Yue raised his eyes, he switched to a terrifying expression on his face.

Xianyu expressed surprise.

You are the inheritor of the quintessence of Chinese art!

"Senior, why don't you blow your hair?"

Yu Gaomin changed into another set of big white duck's one-piece pajamas today, because the hair was not completely dry, so he casually folded the big white duck's head to the side.

Looking at the big white duck with a 180-degree stiff neck, Guan Yue couldn't help feeling a little funny.

Yu Gaomin leaned forward a little excitedly: "Then after all, I can be regarded as a man with a boyfriend now, and I want to experience the feeling of a boyfriend helping me."

Like a magic trick, Yu Gaomin pulled out a hair dryer from behind his duck's ass.

The magic turned out well, don't change it next time.

Guan Yue took the hair dryer, put him on the hanging chair in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, moved the position of the duck's head, and started blowing the hair for Yu Gaomin.

The gentle warm wind blows through the ends of the hair, and the eyebrows and eyes are slightly dazzling.

Yu Gaomin shrank his body subconsciously.

Guan Yue noticed this small detail, turned a corner, grabbed Yu Gaomin's messy little bangs with the other hand, squeezed them and rubbed them slowly.

Yu Gaomin was blown drowsy by him, and he simply hugged the big duck's head with both hands, and his troubled calves began to shake the hanging chair non-stop, rippling slightly.

——Then he was mercilessly held down by Guan Yue.

Salted fish: QAQ;

Damn, he's so strong, I can't beat him.

The underdog Xianyu had no choice but to be obedient, just hugging the duck head and enjoying his exclusive leisure time.

Duck head, duck head.

duck head!

In the middle of the night, holding such a soft duck head, how could it not make people greedy for the duck head!

After blowing his hair, the tenderness in Guan Yue's eyes hadn't completely dissipated, when he saw his hairy head suddenly turn around and face him.

Guan Yue suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

In the next second, he heard Yu Gaomin begging greedily: "I want to eat braised duck head."

Guan Yue: "..."

He glanced at the alarm clock beside him.

11: 30.

well.

Naturally, Yu Gaomin also saw his actions, but he continued to beg for it without giving up: "I just want to eat it all of a sudden."

This is the second time he acted like a baby today.

Xianyu, who had already experimented once, knew that Guan Yue couldn't refuse him with tears in his eyes, so this time he put on a pitiful voice very schemingly.

Guan Yue felt that he was undergoing a major test: "..."

He felt that he had never suffered such serious internal injuries in the interstellar world when he was controlling mechs and fighting on the battlefield.

Guan Yue vigilantly realized that Yu Gaomin seemed to have discovered his flaws.

He tried to reason with Yu Gaomin: "But it's getting late now, it's time to rest."

But the salted fish that the Hungry Force launched is the most unreasonable: "It's very early, what are young people doing so early, let's get up now!"

"..."

Guan Yue finally felt tired after a long absence.

He tried to defend himself a few more words: "Now it's time for the body to rest..."

As the saying goes, the height of the Tao is one foot, and the height of the devil is one foot. Yu Gaomin, who has mastered Guan Yue's weakness, quickly learned to push his nose on his face.

Suddenly there was a fish standing upright and trapped in the mattress. In an instant, the glutinous rice balls were terrified, the fish heart was secretly happy, the duck head squawked, and the fish turned over, looking so pitiful!Opening his white teeth lightly, he said slowly——

"You've changed! You weren't like this before! I agreed that I can eat whatever I want! Now that I've chased someone down, I'll show my true colors! You scheming boy!!"

Guan Yue, who was flabbergasted by this series of operations: "..."

He can be sure now.

In this situation, even the previous three star wars that could destroy the world cannot compete with it.

Xianyu just fell on the bed, even the strands of his hair were bristling with stubborn and unyielding hairs.

Guan Yue looked at him.

After a long time, he still sighed: "It's time-consuming to make this thing, I'll go and order some takeaway for senior."

"Yeah."

What Yu Gaomin was waiting for was his loose words, he didn't care whether it was a takeaway or a package.

The nightlife is just beginning now, with coke and duck head, let’s go!

When Guan Yue came back, he was carrying an urgently delivered braised duck head in his hand, and led him to the balcony, where he enjoyed dinner under the moving night.

Yu Gaomin was enjoying the food, but Guan Yue was thinking about what to do to prevent Yu Gaomin from being routine in the future.

After blah blah, blah blah, Yu Gaomin burped with satisfaction.

A hiccup smelling like bubbles dissipated in the boundless moonlight, Yu Gaomin got up from the chair and came to Guan Yue.

Then very actively sat on Guan Yue's lap.

Guan Yue, who was suddenly seduced by sex: "?"

Having just been tricked, it's hard for Guan Yue not to guess what kind of benefits Xianyu wants to gain for himself.

And Yu Gaomin just tilted his head with a contented happy smile: "Thank you for the supper you prepared, and now I can allow you to kiss me."

Guan Yue's brainstorm stopped the car in an instant.

"Really?"

A supper is exchanged for a kiss.

This deal sounds...

It still seems to be a bit of a loss?

Yu Gaomin's face was full of sincerity: "Of course it's true."

"Do I look like the type to lie to you?"

That's too much alike.

Especially more like the kind of siren enchantress who can seduce people.

And the two of you, a salted fish and a mermaid, were considered to have the same ancestor 800 years ago.

Guan Yue's expression became more and more cautious.

On the other side, Yu Gaomin kept urging him.

"Oh, why hesitate, anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat with a kiss."

But it is true.

If you don't kiss, you don't kiss.

Anyway, Yu Gaomin had already sent himself to the door, if he didn't kiss, wouldn't it be a disappointment to Yu Gaomin's kindness?

it is good.

Then kiss.

Guan Yue slowly closed his eyes.

But after waiting for two seconds, I didn't get the familiar softness as I imagined.

Guan Yue slowly opened his eyes again.

I saw that there was an extra duck head in front of me at some point.

The duck's head still had a displeased expression on it, and it looked at itself with two big white eyes.

Guan Yue: "..."

A second later, his lips were touched by the duck's head with an unhappy expression on it.

Then there is a cute salted fish emerging from under the duck's head.

"Jiangjiang-is it as close as I imagined?"

Guan Yue looked at the duck's head that had been fractured 180 degrees again with a complicated expression, and fell silent.

This scene is completely different from what he imagined!

As expected of Yu Gaomin, the brain circuit of salted fish is always different from that of human beings.

But Guan Yue reasonably suspected that Yu Gaomin did it on purpose.

Because now, this man has a sly smile on his face after he has succeeded.

Guan Yue is obviously not a vegetarian either.

He hugged someone who was smirking, and the two of them fell heavily on the bed behind them.

After a while of dizziness, Yu Gaomin opened his eyes again, only seeing his boyfriend's handsome face in front of him.

Gee.

How can people be so good-looking.

And this boyfriend with a handsome face was slowly approaching his lips.

Yu Gaomin subconsciously closed his eyes.

But he felt someone gently brushing his ear with the tip of his tongue.

Yu Gaomin was shocked on the spot.

His earlobes are the most sensitive.

It was just killing me.

Then there was a young boy's voice with a little breath: "Senior thought, did I just want to kiss you?"

Yu Gaomin realized that he seemed to be being punished in his own way: "..."

hateful.

Guan Yue, this is revenge!

But he couldn't say anything, he could only pretend that he didn't know anything.

If he really said it, wouldn't it be that he didn't ask himself.

At that time, it is uncertain how Guan Yue will make use of the problem.

The kid loved to tease him.

Yu Gaomin didn't think he could hold this person's coquettishness.

However, compared with Guan Yue, salted fish is still slightly inferior.

When Guan Yue asked this question, he never expected to get an answer from Yu Gaomin.

So no matter how entangled Yu Gaomin was in his heart about how to answer, Guan Yue actually didn't care at all.

This man has always only done what he wanted to do.

As for the other side.

He doesn't care.

Just as Xianyu opened his mouth to say a few words, Guan Yue seized the opportunity to kiss that small mouth.

"Well……"

Yu Gaomin wanted to say.

You are cheating!

It's a pity that someone's kissing skills are too superb, under his suppression, Xianyu has no chance to open his mouth at all.

And Guan Yue seemed to have made up his mind, taking advantage of several times to take a breath, when Yu Gaomin was about to open his mouth to speak, he immediately blocked it again.

Yu Gaomin who was forcibly silenced: "..."

woohoo.

It's so unreasonable!

Humans have limits!

So Xianyu decided not to be a human being!

Although salted fish seems not to be human XD;

After a long period of time like a century has passed.

Only then did the satisfied person finally show his kindness and let the pitiful little salted fish go.

Stretching out his hand to wipe the wound that Yu Gaomin had bitten twice in anger, Guan Yue showed a victorious smile of a superior.

"Senior, are you as close as you imagined?"

The author says:

Today's chapter of dbq is briefly oiled to everyone, I will slide and kneel first——

Salted fish: I am no longer a human being!

Glutinous rice balls: But in a certain sense, salted fish really don’t seem to be human beings;

Salted fish: death stare jpg