Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Pass it on, the live performance of salted fish has become a live fish!

Xianyu, who was pressed on the bed, looked up at the satiated Guan Yue, and his small face suddenly heated up.

hateful.

How can this little brat be so handsome——

Yu Gaomin screamed wildly in his heart.

An old man in his 30s is an old house on fire.

Whenever there is a little trouble, the scene will easily become uncontrollable.

"Senior looks at me like this again, I can't help but kiss you again, okay?"

Salted fish covered his face.

Just... don't pity him just because he is a delicate flower!

Come on, he's ready!

Ready at all the time!

Yu Gaomin's movements were very sincere, he moved his hands and feet, and put himself into a "big" character.

A cute and attractive appearance that you can pick and choose.

"As long as you like it, you can do whatever you want."

oops.

A man in his early thirties.

It was the first time I said such a bold thing.

What a shame.

Xianyu was crazily shy in his heart.

But these words are the last key to heaven in someone's ears.

"Anything is fine?" He repeated Yu Gaomin's original words.

Salted fish nodded shyly.

"Then I will, you're welcome."

"Thank you senior for your hospitality."

…………

When he opened his eyes again, Yu Gaomin only felt refreshed.

Fiction is really different from reality.

In the past, he had read many oral novels, and the feelings in them were all painful.

It made him insensitive to such things for a long time.

Only this time I experienced it myself.

It seems that it is not as uncomfortable as imagined.

It's even incredibly comfortable.

Yu Gaomin turned his head and looked at the sunshine that was falling into the room from the window.

Well, thinking about these things in broad daylight.

Is it a bit smelly and shameless?

Hey.

Yu Gaomin turned over and didn't see the people around him.

He struggled to get up from the bed, and just took two steps when he tripped over an unknown mass at his feet.

Yu Gaomin bent down and picked it up to have a look.

Oh, it turned out to be his big white duck pajamas.

It seems that he used this duck to tease Guan Yue last night, and then when someone was working hard, the first thing he did was to throw the big white duck aside by choking its neck.

Then, when the two of them were upside down and didn't know what the world was, the poor big white duck was raped for a while, and then kicked out of bed mercilessly.

According to Yu Gaomin's vague memory at that time, the last jio kicked seemed to be kicked by him because he thought this thing was too in the way.

It's okay not to recall, once recalled, Yu Gaomin only felt that the dirty memories in his mind began to be put together very sensiblely and automatically.

It’s almost a super-smooth video with 4K resolution!

Stop it!

Xianyu raised his hand and gave himself a punch of justice, and finally calmed down a bit.

He picked up the great white duck pajamas from the ground, and found that there were still some traces of chaos on it.

Yu Gaomin turned his head, but the bed he was lying on just now was clean.

This shows that Guan Yue must have cleaned it up while he was asleep.

It's just that he forgot about this big white duck that he disliked.

I don't know if it was intentional or if I really forgot.

But this duck was completely unclean, Yu Gaomin had to deal with it.

So I had to do it myself and have enough food and clothing.

Just when he was squatting in the laundry sink and trying to wipe out the last evidence, a slender figure came behind him unknowingly.

Yu Gaomin didn't realize that Guan Yue had also entered the bathroom until he was surrounded by warm and familiar arms around his chest.

There was a humanoid cushion, and Yu Gaomin fell on him unceremoniously.

As if he had no bones, he leaned softly in Guan Yue's arms.

And the hands are still rubbing.

Guan Yue watched Yu Gaomin making more and more bubbles, and chuckled lightly.

"Why do seniors wash clothes so early in the morning?"

Well.

The originally pleasant and cold boyish voice was tinged with the aftermath, and Yu Gaomin missed a heartbeat very spinelessly.

This voice reminded him of the few frames where someone deliberately refused to let him solve the problem at the happiest time last night, and forced him to call himself "Senior" before letting go of him.

Help.

Save lives.

Really can't think about it any further.

If you think about it again, it will become Kou Kou Kou!

Through the mirror in front of him, Guan Yue could clearly see the changes in Yu Gaomin's little expression.

He didn't even let go of the temperature of his slightly flushed cheeks.

He lightly pinched the soft fish butt, and bit the soft earlobe lightly with his white teeth.

"No matter how you say it, they can be regarded as the children and grandchildren of the seniors. Can the seniors really send them away?"

Yu Gaomin hastily put his elbow on Guan Yue's chattering little mouth.

ok ok ok.

It's impolite to show off again!

For a moment, Yu Gaomin even suspected that what Guan Yue took was not a script set by a miserable little poor man at all, but a full-fledged script set by a small Begonia plot!

Shocked, what made the once handsome young man in white clothes become a master of flirting, from mouth to mouth, each one is more proficient!

But as an old color batch.

Greedy salted fish said.

He wants it all!

Children only make choices, while old men in their early thirties choose to have both!

Two wishes, one fulfillment!

Just ask whose boyfriend can be as versatile as his boyfriend!

The look you want, he has all jpg;

It is really a perfect boyfriend for home travel.

Xianyu's eyes finally revealed a look of satisfaction.

Hey, life...

Seeing that someone was about to enter the sage mode, the malicious person was talking too much, and added a sentence pretending to be nonchalant.

"Actually, I didn't pack this pajamas on purpose."

When Yu Gaomin heard this, his eyelids jumped.

There is always an ominous premonition.

really.

In the next second, Yu Gaomin heard someone speaking his favorite hoarse after-the-fact voice, deliberately adding.

"Because, this is a punishment for senior lying last night."

When did he lie!

Just as Yu Gaoming wanted to refute, the image of him deliberately tricking this person into pretending to give him a kiss last night flashed through his mind, but in fact he made him post a kiss with the big white duck.

A certain fish with a guilty conscience suddenly said: "..."

Ah this.

Seeing his slightly stiff expression, Guan Yue knew that he had already remembered the bad things he did last night.

He raised the corners of his lips: "So seniors must accept the punishment well——"

"Only good children will receive rewards."

"Bad children who are not good will only be punished—"

How does this man talk with waves-waves——

You are so coquettish.

Yu Gaomin thought.

No wonder the first thing this man did when he was working last night was to kill ducks and fetch fish.

But don't say it yet.

This reward and punishment.

It's kind of like that.

Anyway, Xianyu understands.

These are all the fun of the young couple's previous love!

ok that-

Exciting, he likes it!

After the two of them sat coquettishly in the bathroom for another half an hour, Guan Yue helped Yu Gaomin dry the little white duck that was rubbed for half an hour and was about to shed its skin, and took his boyfriend to eat it. Had breakfast.

Yu Gaomin noticed with sharp eyes that someone had thoughtfully placed a soft chrysanthemum-shaped cushion on his seat.

Woo, this man is really good at it!

I just want to kiss him 380 times a day!

Because I made meat for the first time last night, today's breakfast is extra light.

Guan Yue has a good name.

"This is all for the health of the seniors."

But the salted fish with chicken rolls wrapped in glutinous rice cooked in Kanto is full of thoughts, and wants to show with practical actions that his pp has no problems at all!

But under Guan Yue's gaze, Xianyu silently swallowed his bold speech.

He picked up the spoon and deliberately pretended to be weak: "Well... I can't use any strength."

With just one glance, Guan Yue could clearly see what brand the man in front of him was planning.

He hugged the man onto his lap, took a spoonful from Yu Gaomin's spoon, and brought it to the man's mouth.

For Yu Gaomin, the food fed by his lover, no matter how clear the soup is, is still a delicacy.

Well, from a bowl of despised porridge to delicious delicacies, there is only one hand away from Lao Gong.

It's really a man silent and a woman crying.

Surrounded by her boyfriend's power and emitting pink bubbles everywhere, Yu Gaomin finished two bowls of rice porridge in one morning.

It cannot be said that there is no appetite.

It can only be said to be the food intake of crocodiles.

After the feeding was over, Guan Yue still rubbed Yu Gaomin's cheek with some unfinished business.

"But now there is one more problem."

Guan Yue suddenly made a sound, and Yu Gaomin didn't follow his brain circuit all of a sudden.

"Huh?" He stuffed the last bite of the custard bun, and let out a slight sound of doubt.

Seeing this man's dazed appearance, Guan Yue smiled: "It's still the show "Escape from Zombie Island". Although the director team didn't go into it, I can only give senior a chance to rest for a week."

Yu Gaomin blinked, and finally began to use the right to use the brain for the first time today.

"So you mean, this week, that is, a few days later, I will go out to the crew to participate in the recording of the show?"

Just think about that image.

Just thinking about leaving this cozy hut for fish.

Xianyu felt that he was about to die.

Come on, hurry up and bring me the quick-acting heart-rescuing pill!

Even though Guan Yue could see the resistance written all over Yu Gaomin's body, he still nodded and told him the sad fact.

"After all, Senior also signed the contract at that time. If he fails to go on strike for a long time, he will have to pay a lot of liquidated damages."

As soon as money was mentioned, Yu Gaomin immediately pulled himself out of his decadent state.

"As a practitioner who loves his work, how can he give up his career because of some petty love?"

Although Guan Yue was already mentally prepared, he was still shocked by his quick reaction: "."

Sure enough, magic can be defeated.

There is only higher magic!

Xianyu let go of his bold words with lofty ambitions, and only belatedly remembered something, and turned his head to seek Guan Yue's opinion: "Speaking of which, do you disagree with my going out?"

This time, I really didn't expect that I would be suddenly cueed by Guan Yue: "..."

Looking at the expectant expression on Yu Gaomin's face, he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, in the next second, Yu Gaomin stared in an expectant tone: "Quickly tell me if you disagree with me going out, or if I take half a step here, you will catch me back?"

No matter how you answer this question, Guan Yue is a dead end: "..."

He suddenly felt.

I brought this salted fish home.

Who is kidnapping whom?

The author says:

It's already started to wrap up, let's go through the plot at the end, finish filming the variety show and solve the scumbags, and then start writing extra episodes.

Do you have any extra ideas you want to see? Can you tell me——

After finishing writing Little Salty Fish, I am going to seamlessly open a new writing about Little Vampire Next Door, and continue sand sculpting.Happy people never admit defeat qwq