Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Yu Gaomin looked puzzled.

"How did you know I was looking for news about him?"

Hearing that Yu Gaomin did not deny it, a bitter smile flashed across the corner of Guan Yue's mouth.

"Senior probably doesn't know that all the electronic devices at home have been connected to my self-made management function. As long as seniors try to search Huang Yijun's news, they will be intercepted. At the same time, they will also be sent to my terminal to remind I."

So when he received the system reminder in the bathroom, he immediately realized that it was Yu Gaomin who was searching for information on the Internet.

His simple senior must never have imagined that the two of them had already exchanged the deepest secrets in each other's hearts, so he would probably keep a hand.

Such a despicable and shameless him...

"Wow! This sounds amazing and cool, how did you do it, can you teach me?"

However, Yu Gaomin did not have the angry and disappointed eyes he imagined, instead his eyes were shining, and he looked at him with star eyes like a fanboy adoring him.

Guan Yue: "..."

Damn it, he forgot that he has never been able to figure out with a normal person's psychology that his salted fish predecessors are different from ordinary people's brain circuits.

This thought is so detached that it is comparable to the eighteen bends of a mountain road.

Guan Yue lowered his eyes, trying to see the traces of performance from Yu Gaomin's starry eyes.

...but he didn't succeed.

Even Guan Yue couldn't tell whether Yu Gaomin was pretending or showing his true feelings for a moment.

But it's not a bad feeling either.

This also does not mean that Guan Yue, who has eight hundred and one minds, will be fooled by Yu Gaomin in this way.

"Senior hasn't answered my question just now?"

Guan Yue sounded a reminder.

It's okay if he doesn't mention this, but when he mentions this, Yu Gaomin will start to lose his temper again.

Seeing the sudden change of expression on Yu Gaomin's face, Guan Yue knew that Yu Gaomin had not let go of Huang Yijun in his heart.

Unwillingly, he pressed his tongue against the roof of his mouth.

Sure enough, in Yu Gaomin's heart, he still hates people like him...

"Don't mention this stupid thing in front of me." Yu Gaomin said angrily with his hips on his arms.

Ok?

Things don't seem to be quite the same as imagined.

Guan Yue's eyelashes flickered.

When Huang Yijun is mentioned, Yu Gaomin is like a firecracker that has been ignited and may explode at any time.

"This person is not a good thing, you should know it too. Although I don't know why you think I like him. Pooh!"

Speaking of this, it seemed that even Yu Gaomin himself felt disgusted, and pushed Huang Yijun hard.

"I'll be honest with you today. Let's put it this way, I just don't like him—even though I know he's just a paper man who lives in the novel world and is set up by the hot chicken author, but it's also It doesn't affect that I hate him. What's the matter, who is not a cardboard man."

As he said that, Yu Gaomin brushed his hair a little proudly.There is quite a bit of complacency between the actions.

Guan Yue, who just stood aside and watched Yu Gaomin start selling and swearing, watched all his little movements, and felt a softness in his heart.

Yu Gaomin has long accepted the fact that he is just a paper man.

There's nothing wrong with being a paper man, he can eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day, and he is also the super cowhide kind among paper men.

But even if Huang Yijun is just a paper man, he still can't escape Yu Gaomin's verbal attacks on him.

"I feel sick every time you bring me up with him. Are he and I comparable? I'm much more handsome than him!"

When the last sentence was said, Yu Gaomin actually felt a little guilty.

After all, if you really compare it with the appearance of the previous life, he is indeed not as good as Huang Yijun, who has a perfect figure personally matched by the author's mother.

But this time, he has the same handsome and handsome body, Yu Gaomin feels that he can do it again, and even scolds the scumbag man with more confidence!

Guan Yue looked at Yu Gaomin who was filled with righteous indignation, and only then did he really realize that he really regarded Huang Yijun as trash.

My heart felt at ease all of a sudden.

I was even in such a good mood that I started to play tricks on the salted fish, and started to eat fish tofu with my hands and feet.

Yu Gaomin was cursing at Xing's head when he was interrupted by this man, and he slapped off Guan Yue's troublesome finger with a displeased expression.

"Don't interrupt, let me finish scolding the scumbag first."

"..."

it is good.

In the face of anger, all flirting and ambiguity are just clouds.

Then Guan Yue sat in place for a full ten minutes, enjoying Yu Gaomin's large sex scene with Huang Yijun immersively.

When Yu Gaomin finally stopped panting, he took the prepared tea very thoughtfully and moistened Yu Gaomin's throat.

Yu Gaomin also took it unceremoniously, and after drinking it in a few mouthfuls, he finally cursed Guan Yue.

"So I really don't know which eye is wrong with you, and you actually think that I will fall in love with a trash like Huang Yijun."

"Senior is right. It's all my fault. I was too paranoid and made senior angry."

Guan Yue was like a child who made a mistake, obediently bowed his head and confessed to Yu Gaomin.

Unexpectedly, Yu Gaomin, who has not completely faded from the previous stage, was immediately educated: "Who said it was your fault? Do I blame you?"

Guan Yue: "..."

There's none?

Then you just scolded so passionately, with full firepower...

With that kind of momentum, Napoleon would exclaim that Chinese culture is profound and profound when he saw it. He regretted that Waterloo would not invite you to go to the battlefield to fight with the Confucian scholars without spending a single soldier to scold and retreat the enemy.

One language can be used in so many styles.

It's almost ready to bloom.

Yu Gaomin has always liked this kind of simple mouth smell, the ultimate enjoyment.

Even if there is a mistake, it will definitely not be him and his family's cute little glutinous rice balls.

It's all that damn scumbag.

"I don't allow you to belittle yourself. You are the best Guan Yue in this world. Since you have decided to return to this world to start your life again, you should stay as far away from that scum as possible. How can he compare with you? How powerful are you? Ah? You are my pride!"

I have heard such flattering and flattering words countless times before, but this time I heard it from Yu Gaomin's mouth, but I have never felt so relieved and proud.

And Guan Yue didn't feel that Yu Gaomin was lying to him at all.

Just because of the admiration in his eyes just now, Guan Yue also believed that this was what he had in mind.

"So now, you should tell me what exactly you did?"

Xianyu didn't hide his true purpose for a while, and after the compliment was over, he began to blink wildly, trying to lure Guan Yue with his beauty to teach him unique secrets.

Guan Yue paused.

Why does he not feel like being greedy now?

Instead, it is the illusion of "I only like your brain"?

…For some reason, he inexplicably thought of the brain-eating zombies in the game.

……

After a while, Guan Yue suppressed this strange sense of sight: "If you want to deal with Huang Yijun, you still don't need to use any tricks."

Wow.

Yu Gaomin is almost without girls holding hands and starry eyes.

"Just teach me!"

Could it be that if he acted softly once, he didn't believe that Guan Yue could resist him.

This is the intuition of the same man.

After all, which man doesn't like to see his partner acting like a baby to him which is rare.

Anyway, Yu Gaomin himself couldn't resist.

I just don't know if this Jiao is on Guan Yue's heart.

The result naturally did not disappoint Yu Gaomin.

Guan Yue even acted a little surprised.

"Senior, you..."

The first time he saw Yu Gaomin acting like a baby.

Although Yu Gaomin didn't do anything, he just lowered his voice with a bit of pleading, and even blinked at himself, but just such a small gesture, Guan Yue felt relieved all of a sudden.

The effect was remarkable, and Yu Gaomin could tell at a glance that his coquettish tactics successfully hit Guan Yue's chest.

"It's just that he has some evidence against him." Guan Yue tried to end with the shortest words about this person he didn't want to mention and didn't want Yu Gaomin to pay too much attention to, "The brokerage company is also afraid that he will be caught. The exposure will have a negative impact on the company, so we temporarily suspend all his current activities on the grounds that he is unwell."

"Oh--"

That's right.

Listening to his tone, Guan Yue always felt that this person seemed a little disappointed?

His intuition has always been accurate.

"I thought it would at least allow me to witness an exciting business war." Yu Gaomin shook his calf dishonestly.

Guan Yue held down someone's rippling calves, and rubbed his muscles to relax him: "Senior, life is not a novel."

Stimulating business wars and so on, these are things that only happen in novels.

He said that Yu Gaomin didn't agree with it.

"That's because you're wrong." Yu Gaomin proudly raised an index finger at him, shaking it in front of Guan Yue's eyes, "Don't forget that the world we live in now is a higher-dimensional world. The novel world created by the group of three non-machines."

Guan Yue: "..."

This was his carelessness, and he didn't flash.

I didn't expect Yu Gaomin to actually answer his casual words seriously.

"Well, what the senior said is right. The senior is really smart."

For Yu Gaomin, Guan Yue has always been not stingy with his rainbow fart.

"Where is it, you have to be smarter."

The two of you came and went inexplicably and started a business mutual blow mode, which has always exuded the sour smell of love.

The alarm clock on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore, and started ringing, trying to remind the two of them not to abuse the machine anymore.

Yu Gaomin turned his head and looked at the time, it was indeed getting late.

"Then I'll take a shower first. See you later—"

Pulling his legs out of Guan Yue's claws like the mermaid's tail, Yu Gaomin got off the bed in a desperate manner, and began to search for his pajamas in the room with his feet thumping.

Guan Yue will not stop him from doing anything in this house now.

He just half-lyed on the bed, looking at Yu Gaomin exuding a happy atmosphere, even a person like him could feel his liveliness and warmth.

It was so easy to be illuminated by the salted fish like a little sun and healed all the dark corners of my heart.

"Ah, that's right!"

A certain person was holding a change of clothes a second ago and was about to rush to the bathroom, but when he reached the door, he braked suddenly, put all the clothes he had found with great difficulty and put them aside, and then rushed over to give Guan Yue a bear.

Guan Yue, who was not prepared, was just thrown onto the bed by him.

Fortunately, the mattress under them was soft enough that neither of them was hurt when they fell down.

"forward……"

Before Guan Yue could say anything, Yu Gaomin's lips blocked what he wanted to say next.

"Chirp—"

He pecked a few mouthfuls of the thin skin of the glutinous rice balls like a dragonfly touching water, and Xianyu let go of his hand with a satisfied expression.

He tapped his lower lip.

"I almost forgot just now, this is a reward for your obedience!"

The author says:

babies! !The salted fish pillow I bought online has arrived! !Really drop super soft! !After experiencing the joy of glutinous rice balls, sleeping with salted fish is really delicious!

sweet dumpling:?

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