Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

When the two of them packed everything up, it was getting late.

Yu Gaomin stretched his waist, and touched Guan Yue who was beside him with Jio: "Go and wash first."

Guan Yue easily grabbed the ankle joint of his troubled foot, pulled him closer to him, left a forehead kiss as he wished, and finally set off.

Yu Gaomin sat on the spot, shaking his feet lightly.

This guy is really getting more and more flamboyant now.

But he is also very useful.

Hey.

He had just pursed his lips and snickered twice, when he heard Guan Yue's inquiry from not far behind: "Do you want to take a mandarin duck bath with me, senior?"

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Damn, show something.

Well said sickly.

What about the innocent boy.

Sure enough, fairy tales are full of lies.

Yu Gaomin casually grabbed the pillow beside him and threw it back.

Taking advantage of Guan Yue's time to wash up, Yu Gaomin scanned a lot of live screen recordings of his fans when he was recording a show today on the Internet.

Although the official will conduct professional editing of the live broadcast, fans and netizens who are anxious to eat can't wait for the main film to be broadcast, so the appearance of the live recording screen is very considerate to take care of social animal friends who work during the day and cannot follow the live broadcast in real time .

But Yu Gaomin is different.

He has plenty of time to watch live broadcasts during the day.

——It’s just that he forgot about the live broadcast today.

What surprised Yu Gaomin was that there were still many people in the barrage expressing regret for his absence in this episode.

[What a salted fish, why was it released? 】

Yu Gaomin gave a thumbs up to this barrage with a blank face.

You have just been released. They are noble domestic salted fish, okay?

The kind that can eat delicacies from mountains and seas every day!

[Hey, Yuyu is not here, I still blame him for missing his babbling mouth, I know it is a stupid beauty as soon as I hear it. 】

Yu Gaomin:?

I slowly pulled out a question mark.

Whenever I issue a question mark, it doesn't mean I have a question, but you have a question.jpg;

Fish attacks are prohibited!Can this be said!

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【Yuyu doesn't participate in the show, maybe I will have no joys and sorrows in this life——Hey, I suddenly feel that the actor Li is also a hidden comedian, yes, I'm a fan. 】

[When Xianyu is away, I miss him. 】

Both of these two comments came from one person, and Yu Gaomin directly clicked on it to let this person know that people's hearts are sinister.

Don't think I can't see that you miss Wan Wan Leiqing, dabaa!

He could hear this abacus thousands of miles away!

Because Yu Gaomin was absent this time on leave, the audience missed him even more for his sassy words and operations, and Yu Gaomin's fans gained a lot of fans because of this.

Seeing that the number of fans at this time has already surpassed the number he had when he was a film star in his previous life, Yu Gaomin rested his chin and began to think about the meaning of life.

You said, since he worked so hard in his previous life, he only had so many fans. In this life, he decided to be a salty fish, and instead, he easily gained tens of millions of followers.

Does God, this thief, have any opinion on hardworking people like them?

Of course, Yu Gaomin is now "one of the hard-working troops".

It's really good to show off.

Long live salted fish!

In addition to some sand sculpture fans who look like fake fans leaving comments, Yu Gaomin also noticed that there is one figure missing in this episode.

It was Huang Yijun, the scumbag who once scolded him for his green tea.

After a period of peaceful life, Yu Gaomin almost forgot the existence of such a fool.

It's just that he didn't expect that Huang Yijun didn't participate in the recording program this time?

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be?

Forget it, first he was locked up here voluntarily by Guan Yue, and later he regretted being absent because he forgot to work, but why is Huang Yijun?

Yu Gaomin couldn't figure out how to think about Huang Yijun's ignorance.

harm.

If you don't understand, you don't want to.

Originally, the melon seed of the head is not very smart. If I waste my brain cells and sacrifice my hair for this kind of dregs.

That's really not worth it.

Fans of each family also edited a single cut version of their idol.

Without even thinking about it, Yu Gaomin clicked on Guan Yue's solo video.

The angle of view at the beginning of the story is connected to the scenes of their last issue, because Huang Yijun and Yu Gaomin were not present, and Guan Yue led Li Yipin to find a lot of useful clues, and even found the two who hadn't been seen in the last issue. Opportunity to meet teammates.

[Guan Yue is really smart, it's hard not to be attracted to some beauties with high IQ. 】

【You really like other people's heads, okay? Your body is obviously greedy, you're despicable! 】

[If you're cheap, just be cheap, I won't pretend anymore, my husband will up front me! 】

The direction of the comments was getting more and more wrong, Yu Gaomin suddenly pressed the pause button, trying to calm down.

He clicked on the accounts where the big men spoke. There were men and women, especially the account that asked for a "positive up".

Yu Gaomin, who was caught off guard by being teased: "..."

Please, put on some clothes!

The Internet is not a lawless place! !

Moreover……

Even if Guan Yue wants to fall in love, he will only be with him——

and many more.

Yu Gaomin suddenly discovered a blind spot.

Although Guan Yue has traveled in hundreds of worlds and honed his mind and body, but when he returns to his original world, he is still the protagonist.

Now that the world has been reset, will that shit-like force majeure still affect Guan Yue?

The little cabbage he managed to raise won't still be beaten by Huang Yijun, a stupid pig, right?

The more Yu Gaomin thought about it, the more entangled he became, and the more he felt that it would be better to keep Guan Yue away from Huang Yijun.

But now I don't know what happened to Huang Yijun.

Isn't this person pretending not to appear in front of the public, but secretly hiding behind his back, waiting for one day to suddenly come out and kill them by surprise?

Yu Gaomin didn't seem to see this happening.

He decided to see if he could find news about Huang Yijun on the Internet.

Be it official news or gossip.

Yu Gaomin didn't want to let go of everything from official announcements of business events to scandals and gossip.

Xianyuzi said, if you want to deal with a person, you must first understand yourself better than him.

It’s just that I don’t know why here, as long as the tablet connected to the 5G ultra-fast network speed searches for entries related to Huang Yijun, a screen that keeps circling will pop up.

Yu Gaomin stared at the circle boredly.

Almost hypnotized him and passed out.

He didn't wait until the circle was lifted, but he waited until Guan Yue, who was wrapped in a bathrobe and wiping his hair, entered the bedroom after taking a bath.

"What are you looking at, senior, so engrossed?"

A pair of powerful big hands ruthlessly snatched the tablet that was still spinning in circles from behind him, asking questions, but actually didn't intend to check the content of the tablet at all, turned off the screen and threw it aside.

"Hey--"

Don't take it away.

If you don't look at me, I still want to look at it.

Yu Gaomin tried to snatch back the right to use the tablet, but Guan Yue sneered.

"Senior, what else do you use it to check? Why don't you just ask me."

Yu Gaomin only felt that this person was a little weird now.

It's just a matter of taking a shower, why does it feel like Guan Yue is a little unhappy again.

The more Guan Yue was in this situation, the more Yu Gaomin dared not mention Huang Yijun's matter to him.

Every time Guan Yue meets this person, nothing good will happen!

Who knew that the relationship with this person would be the most entangled, and it would be chaotic.

"It's nothing, since you've already washed it, I'll go wash it first."

Yu Gaomin was about to slip away, but was grabbed back into his arms by Guan Yue.

The thin back suddenly bumped into Guan Yue's chest, and Yu Gaomin hissed subconsciously.

"Guan Yue, what are you doing!"

The distance between the two was so close that Yu Gaomin could even feel the vibration in Guan Yue's throat when he spoke.

"Nothing, but have you ever heard a sentence before?"

Guan Yue's breath just sprayed on Yu Gaomin's ears, and Xianyu's most sensitive ears couldn't bear this kind of stimulation.

"What, what are you talking about?"

Even Yu Gaomin's voice revealed a bit of fear, but there was also a trace of excitement that he didn't even realize.

Guan Yue seemed to chuckle lightly.

"It means—children who don't obediently tell the truth will be severely punished."

This is really too close.

Coupled with Guan Yue's lazy voice when he spoke...

It's really like an afterthought——

Inexplicably, some strange remarks that he saw just now flashed in Yu Gaomin's mind.

This stimulated him all of a sudden, and he didn't even think about speaking.

"Don't you really want to up me head-on!"

Grass.

As soon as he said this, Yu Gaomin finally realized what he said just now.

Help, is it too late for him to withdraw this message now?

As soon as these words came out, even the air was about to freeze.

Yu Gaomin even held his breath.

Three consecutive denials flashed through his mind.

I'm not I didn't stop talking nonsense!

It's just that there is no miserable scene in his imagination of Guan Yue getting angry and throwing him in the room.

On the contrary, for a moment, Yu Gaomin's sensitive waist suddenly felt something hard beating him.

Everyone is a man, Yu Gaomin naturally knows what it is.

His eyes widened in surprise.

This is this...

Guan Yue's reaction was also quick, and before Yu Gaomin blurted out the next coquettish words, he swiftly opened up a dangerous distance between the two of them.

After calming down for two seconds, Guan Yue embraced his chest with a reckless attitude and confessed: "To tell the truth, senior, I have indeed always had this kind of thought."

Yu Gaomin was almost so stimulated by this interlocking stimulating picture that he was speechless.

Shouldn't, shouldn't, he's just a little salty fish that can't be ignored;

He never expected that Guan Yue, the protagonist who is set to be the heartthrob of this article, actually hides such a majestic dream?

I treat you as the protagonist, but I didn't expect you to covet my ass all the time?

There are too many slots, and the low-profile salted fish brain doesn't know where to start complaining.

Since he didn't say anything, Guan Yue continued to take advantage of the favorable situation and strike while the iron was hot, and had to let Yu Gaomin answer his own questions.

"Did senior want to contact Huang Yijun just now?"

"Is he so important to you?"

"You care about him so much, can't you let him go?"

Xianyu, who was inexplicably questioned three times in a row, slowly raised three question marks.

Which eye do you see that I can't let go of him? ?

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