Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

When hearing Yu Gaomin's question, Guan Yue's hand holding the barbecue skewers didn't even shake.

He really deserves to be someone who has traveled in thousands of worlds and performed missions.

The psychological quality is also a bit too strong.

Yu Gaomin watched silently from the side, except that he showed a little bit of doubt when he first heard this question, there was no sign of anything wrong on Guan Yue's face.

This is too difficult to do.

Originally, I wanted to test how far this person could pretend to be like me, but I didn't expect that Guan Yue could lie as easily as he could breathe.

Although it doesn't seem like it's a lie.

"Yes, senior. In fact, at the beginning, I didn't understand anything like senior, but then I gradually became proficient."

You don't understand anything.

Yu Gaomin complained wildly in his heart.

It's a pity that he can't, who made him set up a weak and incompetent character in front of Guan Yue just now, if he overthrows it so quickly now, wouldn't it be a slap in the face to himself.

Thinking about it, I'm still angry.

But what can I do if I am angry, the person in front of me is pretending to be confused, and I can't expose him on the spot.

But they still have time.

He still has a lot of time, which can be used to slowly test Guan Yue, the white and black cunning glutinous rice balls.

"Yes, then you are really amazing."

He praised Guan Yue very much, and Yu Gaomin continued to play with him face to face: "But I remember you told me before that you dropped out of high school to work, and it is only a few years now It's just time, why do you think you seem to know everything? It's really amazing."

Pretend, you can continue to pretend.

Yu Gaomin thought, sooner or later, he would have to peel off the naughty skin of the glutinous rice balls.

Guan Yue was neither humble nor overbearing, and even threw a question back: "Well, why do I remember that I never seem to have said these things to seniors. Then how did seniors know?"

fog grass.

He was careless in this wave and didn't flash.

Yu Gaomin always feels that his memory is still a little confused.

After coming to this world, has he really never heard Guan Yue say these words?

Could it be all the information from God's perspective outside the court that he himself had grasped when he was reading a book?

At this time, Yu Gaomin dared not speak casually to give an absolute answer.

Unexpectedly, this master's move is really fatal.

But Yu Gaomin is not completely stupid, if he can't get past the front, he will...

"I can't remember clearly either. It may be that Mr. Liu told me a few words when you joined the company before."

"Okay, okay, let's forget about these, do you want someone to eat?"

Simply adopt a shameless strategy.

As long as he is bad in time, he can reduce a lot of verbal disputes that put him at a disadvantage.

Well, he was so smart.

Reward yourself with a string of waist flowers.

Squashing is something that can make people feel happy.

Of course, the happier things are.

While rolling skewers, while chasing fans.

After eating for a while, Yu Gaomin gracefully dropped the skewer he was holding, and Sa Yazi rushed in one direction without turning his head.

Guan Yue silently looked at him from the corner of his eyes, when he saw Yu Gaomin finally couldn't help but decided to get up and sprint, a shocked expression finally appeared on his calm face.

Had he really been waiting for an opportunity to escape?

But before he dropped the things in his hands and chased after him, he saw Yu Gaomin turning into the door of the game room very skillfully.

Guan Yue, who hadn't had time to switch to the white cut black state: "..."

so tired.

But inexplicably felt that this was indeed something Yu Gaomin would do.

As the saying goes, never try to guess the mind of a salted fish.

Because salted fish may not have a heart at all.

——by Mr. Yu Xianyu who did not want to be named.

Not long after, Yu Gaomin didn't know how rich Guan Yue's inner drama was, so he walked out of the room with his precious tablet on his own.

Obviously, he kept poking with his head down and hugging the tablet. It was obviously the first time he walked the way from the game room to the kitchen besides running just now, but Yu Gaomin seemed to have turned on the automatic navigation, and he didn't bump into each other along the way. Pour anything, very skilled.

Guan Yue who sees everything in his eyes: "..."

It seems that Yu Gaomin's original body is not just a salted fish, but also a salted fish who was reincarnated as a GPS in his previous life.

Then Guan Yue just watched Xianyu perform an automatic touring seat search function in front of him, and just sat comfortably in his seat with the tablet in his arms.

The distance along the way just happened to make Yu Gaomin adjust to the best movie-watching state.

I found the drama and set up the barrage of transparency.

Everything is ready.

When his butt was attached to the small chair, Yu Gaomin directly pressed the most critical step - full screen.

Immersive chase mode, start!

Guan Yue, who was left on the sidelines to watch the whole speed mode: "..."

He suddenly felt that his weight in Yu Gaomin's heart might have become game drama > delicious food > himself.

The Tangyuan Queen, who was left out in the cold, decided to fight for herself.

Although I don't expect to be able to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, but if it really succeeds, maybe I can get another wave of benefits for myself.

Someone with bad intentions started to act.

Now that what needs to be fought against is the drama that is at the top of the food chain, the scheming Queen of Tangyuan knows that the enemy of the enemy is a friend, and now he needs to join forces with the same delicacy in order to pull down this little goblin who charms the Holy Spirit .

So the Tangyuan Queen took the initiative and brought gourmet nobles to greet the salted fish emperor who is doing everything.

"Senior, this string of mutton skewers is just right, do you want to have a bite?"

On the surface, our gentle and virtuous glutinous rice ball queen is virtuously inquiring that it suits the taste of the salted fish emperor, but in fact, the white and black glutinous rice balls have long known that the most irresistible thing for salted fish is this kind of delicacy delivered to the mouth.

This is called approaching you in the name of knowing your taste!

He is greedy for his body, he is lowly!

Yu Gaomin was busy racking his brains to analyze the confusing plot, when he smelled the aroma of mutton at the tip of his nose, he naturally turned his head and took away a piece of meat, then puffed up his cheeks on both sides and chewed non-stop.

"Senior, is it delicious?"

Yu Gaomin didn't realize that he was about to fall into the trap, and Yu Gaomin, who became the hunter's dish, replied without turning his head: "Well, it's super delicious!"

After getting Yu Gaomin's answer, Guan Yue smiled with satisfaction: "Then senior, do you want another piece?"

That is of course good.

So when Yu Gaomin turned his head the next time, the fleshy cheeks were pinched by Guan Yue.

Yu Gaomin, who was pinched into pouting lips, opened his tongue: "What is the mud sucking!"

Guan Yue chuckled lightly: "It's nothing, I just think senior is so cute."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Cute is cute, you have nothing to do with me.

"Senior, it's not good to always stare at the tablet while eating, why don't we talk about it after finishing the meal first?"

Although Guan Yue said so, the movements of his hands did not stop at all.

There is a kind of battle that Yu Gaomin disagrees with, so he decides to hold on like this.

Xianyu is wronged, and Xianyu is going to make a fuss.

But before he got into a fuss, Guan Yue added another knife: "Or if senior insists on watching the video first, I can handle all the prepared ingredients by myself."

"!"

Yu Gaomin's eyes widened instantly.

He kept nodding his head, afraid that if he was a step too late, Guan Yue would finish all the ingredients on the table in front of him.

In order to prove his determination, as soon as Guan Yue let go of the hand pinching his cheek, Yu Gaomin immediately turned off the screen of the iPad, sat down obediently by Guan Yue's side, and opened his mouth to wait for his feeding.

Guan Yue was very useful to his obedience.

"Be good, senior, except when eating and sleeping, you can watch whatever you want at other times."

This tone of coaxing the child made Yu Gaomin very upset.

It's a pity that he is now in the hands of the power of life and death, no matter how upset he is, he can only survive under Guan Yue's thousand-layered routine.

For the next 10 minutes, Yu Gaomin endured the grief of not being able to watch the drama and have dinner, and enjoyed the barbecue meal with joy and pain at the same time.

They ate from the things that grew in the soil to those that crawled on the ground, from those that crawled on the ground to those that swam in the sea, and from those that swam in the sea to those that flew in the sky.

As long as Yu Gaomin likes it, Guan Yue will specially prepare a few more copies for him.

After eliminating potential rivals, someone was in a happy mood, coupled with the non-stop feeding of salted fish, the dry and flat fish belly just now finally swelled up.

The feel of rua-rua on it is simply not very good.

Guan Yue ate the fish tofu for a long time without changing his face, and finally took the initiative to take the palm of his troublesome hand away before someone could no longer bear it and asked to take back the welfare.

Enjoy the BBQ and clean the crematorium.

After feasting, Yu Gaomin slumped on the chair and straightened up.

Looking up at the ceiling, it is a piece of cold white, and turning around is a slightly messy desktop.

Look up, turn your head.

Turn your head and look up.

After struggling again and again, Yu Gaomin finally accepted his fate and was ready to get up and help Guan Yue clean up the scene together.

But Guan Yue held down the movement of Xianyu jumping up.

Yu Gaomin cast a puzzled look at him.

"what happened?"

Guan Yue, who had seen through Yu Gaomin's thoughts, shook his head at him: "Senior, just sit here and don't move, you don't have to work hard to clean it up."

Yu Gaomin opened his mouth: "But I ate most of the scene, I will definitely do my part for you."

He said so.

Guan Yue smiled when he heard that, with an expression on his face that Yu Gaomin couldn't figure out: "It's okay, senior can help me slowly in other things in the future."

Yu Gaomin: "."

Why did he always feel that what Guan Yue said was not simple.

It also reveals a sinister feeling after a villain succeeds?

Seeing that Yu Gaomin didn't understand what he meant, and still wanted to help clean the "battlefield", Guan Yue sighed in a rare way: "Senior, maybe you have never thought that there will be a special aunt coming to clean the house on a regular basis?"

He really didn't want to say it all.

If there are outsiders in the house, there is no guarantee that Yu Gaomin will have a lot of contact with them, and he will yearn for the ordinary life outside.

But he didn't want Yu Gaomin to really do these meaningless things.

Originally, he could solve these complicated and trivial matters by himself.

But Yu Gaomin likes to be with him very much now.

After weighing the pros and cons repeatedly, Guan Yue made the decision to hire a part-time worker.

After hearing Guan Yue's answer, Yu Gaomin stopped his movements.

right.

He had forgotten that there was such an option.

"However, there are only two of us. If we clean up together, we can clean up quickly. Why do we need to hire a part-time worker?"

You have a lot of money, don't you?

Yu Gaomin silently added the last sentence in his heart.

In his previous life, although he ended up as the film king, his life was not as rich as the fans imagined.He still wears three or 41 hoodies and T-shirts that he found on the Internet as private clothes, and walks around the red carpet in domestic sneakers that cost over a hundred dollars.

In this life, I started off as a cannon fodder who killed thousands of knives in a daze, and became the heir of the original book's huge debts as soon as I entered the stage. After working hard for several months, I finally paid off the credit card debt, but the result has not yet passed. After Ba Shi's dream life, he was taken captive by Guan Yue to his home.

It can be said that Yu Gaomin can't even touch half a coin from his whole body.

What to eat and drink here, Guan Yue didn't let him out two days ago, but now he has finally opened up a new map, so he must use his cheap labor.

Yu Gaomin always felt that it was too extravagant and wasteful for Guan Yue to hire a part-time worker for such a small cleaning matter.

"Senior, don't worry, I still can't afford my aunt's salary."

Yu Gaomin: "."

Oh, I almost forgot that you are still a time traveler who has learned all kinds of strange knowledge in thousands of worlds.

Damn, if he continues like this, he will really hate the rich!

This time, before Yu Gaomin could refute, someone knocked on the door of Guan Yue's house.

It was the hourly aunt who arrived on time.

Worried about letting Yu Gaomin answer the door, Guan Yue took the initiative to let go of Yu Gaomin's hands and stood up.

Who knew that just as he let go, Yu Gaomin stood up instantly.

In an instant, Guan Yue's brain has already imagined 360 postures for Yu Gaomin to escape from this house.

Yu Gaomin flopped about with his short legs, and without looking back, he accumulated enough horsepower to sprint at a speed of [-] meters——

He rushed into the familiar embrace of the game room.

And very considerately brought Guan Yue the door to imprison himself.

Guan Yue, who was a few steps away, saw someone's actions in one go: "..."

It's definitely not his illusion, he really thinks that Yu Gaomin's movements are becoming more and more proficient.

The author says:

Xianyu: To become a qualified prisoner, one must develop the ability to cooperate with perverts to lock oneself in a golden cage at any time.

汤圆：“……”感谢在2022-08-3020:26:19-2022-09-0719:33:18期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of mac and Momo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!