Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

After casually instructing the aunt about the places that need to be cleaned, Guan Yue went to the game room, ready to check Yu Gaomin's current status.

Unexpectedly, when they reached the door of the game room, Guan Yue put the handle on it and twisted it lightly——

The doorknob didn't budge.

Guan Yue: "..."

So he was locked out by Yu Gaomin?

This wave of anti-customer-oriented battles was really beautiful.

Guan Yue tried to knock on the door again, but there was no sound from the door.

Guan Yue originally wanted to wait a little longer, but while waiting, an idea suddenly appeared in his mind.

Yu Gaomin wouldn't want to lock him out of the door, and then sneak out to leave here by himself.

He did set up a bay window for reasonable indoor lighting.

Yu Gaomin wouldn't want to jump off there to escape.

Guan Yue's pupils suddenly shrank.

I can't wait to destroy this door on the spot, and rush in to stop someone who is about to jump over the dragon's gate.

I don't know if he is too impatient, or because he has been with Yu Gaomin for a long time these days, even his brain waves are gradually infected by the sand sculpture breath of salted fish.

It became equally outrageous.

So when Guan Yue climbed up from the balcony downstairs, Yu Gaomin, who had just glanced casually, was almost blinded by fright.

Perhaps it was because of the recording of "Escape from Zombie Island" a few days ago. For a moment, Yu Gaomin really suspected that the zombies from the program team came to him and sent him an invitation letter.

Until he took a closer look and found that this odd-shaped species was Guan Yue.

Without saying a word, he stepped forward and gave Guan Yue a shudder.

"Are you crazy? Climbing on some balcony for nothing, what if you fall off!"

Yu Gaomin is really starting to regret his decision to lock the door.

He only knew that Guan Yue was crazy to criticize, but he didn't know that this person was so cruel to him.

"Is there anything you can't talk to and call me? If you have to use this method, I think you really think your life is too long."

Yu Gaomin was cursing on his lips, but he turned Guan Yue over and over in his hands sincerely, checking back and forth, and he was relieved only after confirming that Guan Yue did not hurt him.

Afterwards, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he felt that this child didn't cherish his life at all, so he was so angry that he rewarded Guan Yue with a few big pussies.

However, for Guan Yue, who has gone through life and death in countless worlds and is now at the MAX resistance level, these strengths are basically no different from scratching an itch.

Even flirting with some teasing.

After confirming that Yu Gaomin didn't run away, and that he really couldn't see the possibility of him wanting to leave, Guan Yue held him until Yu Gaomin calmed down, and then he slowly opened his mouth: "Actually, I came up from the balcony downstairs, and the distance is not far away." Not very dangerous."

"You still dare to talk back?" It's good that Guan Yue didn't speak, but when he spoke, the anger that had just dissipated in Yu Gaomin's heart reunited, "And who gave you the courage to climb other people's balconies, in case you It scares people, and I have to pay them for medical expenses later. If there is too much money to spend, it is recommended to give it to those in need."

Guan Yue seemed to be trying to make amends for himself: "Actually... I also bought the room downstairs." So it didn't scare anyone.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Oh shit.

Is this the point?

hateful.

So angry.

He wanted to accuse Guan Yue, but he was punished for several crimes, and Yu Gaomin didn't know where to start to break through.

In the end he could only sit down angrily and sulk by himself.

Rich is amazing.

Can you pretend like this if you have money?

But being rich is really amazing, woohoo.

His thoughts were too chaotic, and in the end, even Yu Gaomin himself started to quarrel with himself in his brain.

"Well, what happened today is also my fault." In the end, he could only take a deep breath, "But you have to remember, next time something like this happens, I will, I will..."

He just wanted to say something cruel, but after thinking for a long time, he realized that he was kidnapped by this person, eating and drinking his food here, living a happy life, and he didn't seem to threaten Guan Yue at all Ability.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Damn it.

more angry.

Almost turned the salted fish into a puffer fish.

Fortunately, Guan Yue also took care of his face in the end, took the initiative to admit his mistake, and comforted the irritable and wronged little Xianyu: "I'm sorry, senior, I was wrong."

I thought he would have to be stubborn for a while longer, but I didn't expect him to admit his mistake so simply, which really made Yu Gaomin not know how to answer.

In the end, he could only retort dryly: "I know, it's good to know."

Seeing a little smile in Guan Yue's eyes, Yu Gaomin's earlobe blushed unconsciously: "Smile, I'm doing it for someone else's benefit. If you don't take good care of your own body, I don't bother to care about it." you."

He was scolded head and face, but the smile on Guan Yue's face deepened even more.

He reached out and pushed the key hidden in his pocket into it again.

This room is his, how he wants to enter, how to enter, is very easy for Guan Yue.

Choosing such a desperate way is naturally also to test Yu Gaomin's mind.

Fortunately, he was right.

Guan Yue can naturally use the key in his hand to open the door generously, but he just wants to see what is the bottom line of Yu Gaomin's ability to accommodate himself.

I have to say that in terms of scheming, Yu Gaomin can't beat this super scheming boy no matter what.

Here, Yu Gaomin was still looking up and down Guan Yue worriedly.

Seeing his hands stuck in his pockets, Yu Gaomin's eyelids twitched.

"What's wrong with your hand?" Could it be that you were injured when you climbed the wall and turned over the window just now?

Otherwise, why hide it all the time, not letting yourself see it.

Saying that, Yu Gaomin, who always ran with his hands in front and chased with his brain behind, took a few steps forward, involuntarily grabbed Guan Yue's arm, and pulled his hand out of his pocket.

Guan Yue stretched his hands, indicating that he was not injured.

His palms are huge.

This was the first thought that flashed through Yu Gaomin's mind.

It was as if one hand could hold him in the palm of his hand.

Raising his eyebrows, Yu Gaomin looked away.

But when the line of sight was retracted halfway, it stopped in midair.

He frowned, and pointed to a small piece of red string hanging from Guan Yue's pocket.

"what is this?"

With sharp eyesight and quick hands, he pulled out the red rope, and the lost key kept spinning in the air.

Finally, it fell into Yu Gaomin's palm.

"..." Yu Gaomin looked at the key tied with a slightly irritating red string, and then looked up at Guan Yue.

I saw that someone still looked as usual.

It seems that he has no excuse at all for being caught.

Yu Gaomin was about to laugh angrily: "What is this, aren't you going to argue again?"

Guan Yue suddenly said: "Since the senior has guessed its function, why bother to ask me again?"

This is what it means to agree with Yu Gaomin's thoughts.

Yu Gaomin was really pissed off by this ignorant brat.

For a moment, he suddenly felt that he had been triple-deceived.

The first layer is naturally from the thousand-layer routine of the white-cut and black-filled glutinous rice balls in front of you.

The second is the thin boy he met in his own world.

The last one is to remain skeptical about the image of the protagonist Shou Guanyue described in the novel that he saw before coming to this world.

He reasonably suspected that the whole world was helping Guan Yue to lie to him.

I thought this young man was so cute and pitiful that no one wanted him, and he wanted to secretly lick his own wound every day and night.

Unexpectedly, this is simply a little devil wearing the appearance of a well-behaved boy in order to achieve his goal by any means.

Fortunately, he was moved with compassion for this person at the beginning, so he traveled thousands of miles... Not far away, thousands of worlds came to this place to accompany him.

I didn't expect to be pinched to death by this person.

Yu Gaomin felt that he was about to die of being wronged.

Everything he did was to care for the young man in front of him.

But Guan Yue never showed his true thoughts to himself.

Which one is the real you?

Is it the pitiful and self-improving protagonist Shou?

Is it a ghost questioning the injustice of the world with the purest and clear eyes?

Or is it Guan Yue who is full of thoughts and makes people unable to figure out his emotions?

At this moment, Yu Gaomin finally realized Guan Yue's unfathomable depth.I finally realized that I never seemed to really understand him.

Compared with the current Guan Yue, Yu Gaomin's petty tricks are not worth mentioning at all.

Just like Yu Gaomin did not expect that before he had time to ask Guan Yue in disappointment why he would do this, he heard the man "turn himself in" and confess: "I admit that I deliberately didn't use the key, and I also deliberately turned over from the balcony to let the The seniors saw, including the last, that they deliberately let the seniors discover this key."

In fact, if Guan Yue really wants to hide Yu Gaomin, there are many ways.

And each of them can be watertight, so that no one can see a trace of flaws.

But he decided to adopt this method which is full of loopholes, and he knew that Yu Gaomin would be angry if exposed.

Because he just wanted Yu Gaomin to know what kind of person he was.

He is deeply scheming and will do whatever he can to achieve his goal.

He knew very well what kind of type Yu Gaomin liked.

Naturally, it is also clear that he is no longer the innocent and ignorant boy at the beginning of the story.

He has traveled too many roads, heard too many stories, and seen too many misses.

In the end, he chose to return to this world. Originally, he no longer had any nostalgia for this place. All the people are just props to develop according to the setting of the world.

But Yu Gaomin became that unique exception.

He gave up his original world and risked his life to find himself.

Guan Yue knew that he should cherish this hard-won relationship.

But his heart was filled with three different voices.

Let him be kind together, let him not interfere with what Yu Gaomin really wants to do.

Let him do it again and again, the only perfect choice is to keep people by your side.

The last one is to let him continue to pretend that Yu Gaomin liked him the most in the past, and then spend the rest of his life with this person with a mask of hypocrisy.

Guan Yue knew that he was originally a person who left this world, and now that he returns, he will naturally be subject to the uncontrollability of some world settings again.

He is not like Yu Gaomin who came here from another utopia, able to get rid of the character setting written for him by that world.

Three different thoughts were entangled and fighting in his brain like this, which also made Guan Yue's current mood uncertain, and he didn't even know what he was thinking or what he was going to do in the next second.

He wasn't afraid, and even had some nostalgia for it.

It's just that the only fear is that Yu Gaomin was extremely disappointed in him after seeing his chaotic and ugly real face clearly.

Then he would literally lose the last love in the world forever.

The author says:

Scheming glutinous rice balls hahaha