Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

It took half an hour to go along with Yu Gaomin and scold the scumbag of the novel before Guan Yue coaxed the ancestor of the salted fish, and pinched the gills of the salted fish that had already collapsed comfortably in his arms.

"Don't touch me, I'm annoying." Yu Gaomin turned over and rejected Guan Yue's friend request from pinching the fish's gills.

Just leave a back for Guan Yue who is not round but must have the most lush hair.

He was indeed angry with Guan Yue.

This gas is also divided into two parts.

One is Qi Guanyue not telling himself the truth, and the other...

Yu Gaomin secretly raised his eyes and glanced at the wide open door.

Then he looked back angrily.

Sure enough, there really wasn't the exquisite and sumptuous dinner he had imagined.

At this moment, someone who has already pushed his nose and face has completely forgotten the uneasiness he felt when he was kidnapped here two days ago.

Perhaps because he knew that Guan Yue was still that stubborn and cute child by nature, Yu Gaomin felt much more relieved, and slowly let go of his defenses against him.

It's just that he was called a senior by Guan Yue anyway.

There is no senior who wants to take the initiative to seek reconciliation.

Why don't Guan Yue bring a table of delicious food to apologize to himself?

As a senior, how could he embarrass the juniors?

Salted fish is always easy to coax, and it can be coaxed with a big meal.

It's a pity that the person behind him now seems to have become a fool, because he didn't understand Yu Gaomin's meaning at all.

The salted fish swelled with gas in both cheeks.

so stupid.

Seeing that Guan Yue was hesitant to make a move, Yu Gaomin threw away the old dog blood novel in his hand without doing anything else, boldly grabbed someone's palm, and stuck it to himself through a thin layer of cloth. on the belly.

"I'm hungry."

Guan Yue was still thinking about how to speak and where to start, but he didn't expect that the person in front of him would directly hold his hand.

Then put it directly on his soft skin.

Guan Yue's pupils widened for a moment.

The feel of the fish maw is simply not too comfortable!

Soft and sticky.

It looks like a delicious and delicious pastry.

Too bad the pastry is hungry now.

The feel is not at its best.

Otherwise, what is going to be eaten now may not be the barbecue meal carefully prepared by the restaurant outside.

"Since senior is hungry, let's eat first."

Guan Yue suppressed the flash of darkness in his eyes without moving his expression, raised his head and smiled at Yu Gaomin.

It's just that his hands are still stinky and shamelessly stuck to the belly of the salted fish.

Yu Gaomin had been waiting for his words for a long time.

However, he still refused to let go of his last stubbornness as a senior.

"What to eat, there is nothing here, should the two of us eat the novels and comics on the bookshelf together to replenish our spiritual world?"

It might as well go to breathe the northwest wind outside the window together.

Guan Yue chuckled, before Yu Gaomin had time to say anything, he felt the scenery in front of him change, and his body also felt a strong sense of weightlessness.

The unfamiliar feeling made Yu Gaomin close his eyes in disbelief.

"You, what are you going to do!"

Even Yu Gaomin himself didn't realize that his voice was mixed with some worries and fears about unknown fears.

"Senior, don't be afraid."

In order to appease Yu Gaomin, Guan Yue decided to let him open his eyes first: "You open your eyes first, and you will know in a while."

Yu Gaomin, who thought Guan Yue wanted to use this to throw himself to death and throw his body away, frantically refused: "I don't, unless you let me down first, I won't even open my eyes if I kill you!"

Ok.

Guan Yue showed a helpless smile.

"Since the senior said so..."

So you let me down now?

Yu Gaomin's expectant little ears were already pricked up.

"Then work hard, senior, hold on for a while, and you can open your eyes in 2 minutes."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Grass.

You little bastard doesn't talk about martial arts!

Even though he complained wildly in his heart, Yu Gaomin still didn't dare to open his eyes in the end.

Just like that, he closed his eyes, feeling that he was carried by Guan Yue's hands to a certain place.

Yu Gaomin roughly estimated the distance Guan Yue traveled. It seems that the distance to the destination is not very far, isn't it?

Finally, Yu Gaomin no longer felt the bumps of the journey, probably because Guan Yue finally stopped somewhere.

Here, perhaps, is the destination he mentioned.

Yu Gaomin didn't feel any movement for a long time, so he secretly opened a single eye.

But just as he opened such a small slit, Guan Yue involuntarily let him down again.

Yu Gaomin: "!"

He immediately closed his eyes again.

"Senior, we have arrived."

Yu Gaomin was "handled and put down gently" by Guan Yue. How he was picked up by his hands just now is how he was put down safely by his hands now.

At this time, Yu Gaomin looked like an obedient puppet.

At your mercy, you can do whatever you want.

The dark elements in Guan Yue's blood that had finally been suppressed in the past two days slowly bubbled up in his heart again.

Hearing this, Yu Gaomin slowly opened one eye again.

That appearance is really like a little milk fish who has just come to this world and is curious and ignorant of everything, but is afraid of unfamiliar environments and dare not move around.

Cute, think rua.

Guan Yue did exactly that.

Yu Gaomin finally opened his eyes fully when he felt that his lush head was molested.

"What are you doing, don't you know that men's heads can't be fumbled?"

Guan Yue replied very sincerely: "I really don't know."

Yu Gaomin: "..."

hateful.

"That means you don't know, and you can't rub me for such a long time. You don't respect seniors at all."

Guan Yue: "."

He never told Yu Gaomin that he actually didn't have any respect for his so-called senior from the very beginning.

There is even a little bit of wanting to commit the following crimes.

cough cough.

Yu Gaomin watched the changes in his eyes, and shrank subconsciously.

He wondered if he had some kind of Guan Yue PTSD now. As soon as he realized that Guan Yue's state was not right, he subconsciously wanted to protect himself.

Fortunately, Guan Yue didn't really do anything, at most he just drove the car towards the edge of the city in his mind.What is on my mind the most now is Yu Gaomin's flat fish maw.

"Let's have dinner first."

Yeah.

As Guan Yue expected, Yu Gaomin was quickly taken away from the topic by him. As soon as he heard the word "eating", a pair of fish eyes radiated a strange light.

Like a wolf like a tiger.

It's a pity that it's only for the delicious food on the table, not for a certain villain on the scene.

It was only then that Yu Gaomin realized that they had come to the kitchen of Guan Yue's home.

Still kind of open.

As soon as he poked his head, he could see the game room not far away from him.

The unknown map has been successfully explored!

Taking another look at the ingredients and barbecue equipment, Yu Gaomin immediately guessed why Guan Yue took him out of that happy door today.

It turns out the gates here are happier.

Salted fish is enough.

Guan Yue could tell at a glance that Yu Gaomin's mood was soaring at a rocket speed, and he had reached the peak of happiness.

"Senior, just sit here, tell me what you want to eat, and I will bake it for you."

You don't even have to cook your own BBQ.

The salted fish patient with advanced lazy cancer said that this place is simply his paradise.

"That's not necessary. After all, grilling is the most delicious way to eat it by yourself."

Guan Yue thought for a while, and agreed straight away: "Okay. The senior should sit here."

He moved Yu Gaomin's small bench, moved it to his side, and sat side by side with himself.

Someone really didn't intend to hide this small thought, but everyone at the scene could see it.

It's a pity that there are people around him, but not entirely.

This salted fish, which can be said to have no brains, is all focused on the grill and the delicacies waiting to be selected at this time, and it has no brains to diverge to such an extent.

Yu Gaomin feels that he is very much like the dog emperor in the past with three thousand beauties in the harem, he can flip whoever's brand he wants.

The first one who decided to turn over to serve the bed was a pair of plump chicken wings that had been carefully marinated.

"I want to grill this." As soon as Yu Gaomin finished speaking, Guan Yue helped him dig out the chicken wings that were pressed under other ingredients, and helped him put them on the grill.

"Senior, do you know how to bake?"

It's not easy.

In this world, Yu Gaomin can answer all the questions about eating.

But just as he was about to speak confidently, the brain that had been away from home all year round suddenly fell in love with home, and his eyes flickered, as if he remembered something that he had forgotten deep in his memory.

"Not really. When I went out to barbecue with my friends before, someone else baked it for me."

Fart, I used to do it myself, only everyone present was fed by me crazily, and no one dared to smash my place to bake things for me.

"Sometimes I would grill it by myself occasionally, but the ingredients of the meat are not well controlled, either it is burnt or it is not cooked yet."

Fart, in the past, he was the man who could support the food of [-] people in the audience by himself, and hold ten barbecue grills with both hands at the same time.

"It's a vegetarian dish or something, it's still passable."

Fart, when he used to eat barbecue, what were vegetarian dishes?He has always only seen calorie bombs made up of various proteins.

"If you're good at it, can you teach me?"

Xianyu raised his eyes, which were full of pitiful light.

Who can stand this.

Anyway, Guan Yue couldn't stand it.

Coincidentally, he can also use the name of "teaching" to seek some small benefits for himself: "Okay, senior, don't worry, leave your hands to me."

It depends on how this little bastard pretends to be in front of him.

The corners of Yu Gaomin's mouth raised slightly, he obediently listened to Guan Yue's words, and handed both hands, including the chicken wings, to Guan Yue.

Since kidnapping Yu Gaomin here, Guan Yue held Yu Gaomin's hand so easily for the first time.

White and tender, soft to the touch.

It was no different from what he imagined.

After eating tofu for a long time without changing his expression, Mr. Guan finally started his small barbecue class.

"Senior, look, aim the chicken wings at the charcoal fire below, wait until this situation appears, then flip them over, and then bake the other side..."

While talking, he kept holding Yu Gaomin's hands for practical teaching.

It didn't take long for the first string of skewers that the two made together was successfully baked.

The top of the chicken wings is still full of delicious oily water, golden, and then sprinkled with a layer of cumin barbecue seasoning, the seasoning activated by the residual temperature is ambiguously entangled with the fat aroma of the meat itself.

Yu Gaomin decided to let their lovers get married eventually, and sent them all to the bridal chamber in his belly.

"Hmm! It smells really good!"

Sure enough, he is an old actor at the actor level. After this set of procedures, even Guan Yue can be successfully deceived.

Just after Guan Yue smiled sweetly, "It's good that seniors like it", a certain person's style of painting turned around, still with an innocent smile on his face, and asked curiously: "These are all things you learned when you were "part-time job". Got the trick? "

The author says:

Tangyuan: danger!