The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Sister Yan, your skin is too white. It's so white that I dare not look at you."

"Sister Yan, you look even more beautiful when you smile. I really like to see you smile. No wonder the book talks about laughing at Qianjin. Even Wanjin, I would like to give you a smile."

He was handsome, sweet-mouthed and good-looking, but within an hour, Chen Yan was coaxed into laughing from ear to ear by Shi Qi. The more he looked at Shi Qi, the more he liked him, wishing he could take him back to be his own brother.

Watching Shiqi lead her around the villa on the surveillance camera, talking and laughing and touching her head casually, Gu Yici almost broke the corner of the table.

When others are jealous, they are either angry with their partner or fighting with their imaginary enemy. Fortunately, he actually attacked the imaginary enemy!

If I find a man to come back, I'm afraid he will go directly to someone else's account and he will piss me off!

What exactly is in this little bastard's database?

There are always endless ways to toss people!

"Gu Shiqi, come over for lunch."

Knowing that Shi Qi was deliberately angry with him, Gu Yici still couldn't hold back. Seeing his reluctance to leave Chen Yan, he urged him again, "Hurry up and have lunch."

"I'm coming."

Shi Qi pulled Chen Yan's sleeves and walked to the dining room, "Sister Yan, you also eat together."

"I... I won't let it go."

I'm just going through the motions, destroying someone's family will be struck by lightning.

Chen Yan looked at Gu Yici in embarrassment, "Mr. Gu, I'd better go back first..."

"It's okay, let's eat together."

As Gu Yici spoke, he asked Mama Wu to add a pair of bowls and chopsticks, "You're welcome, just treat it like your own home."

The three words of my own family are also specially accented for emphasis.

Treat it as your own home? !

Shi Qi couldn't even maintain the cute smile on his face.

Picking up girls in front of me just a few days after getting married, human beings really don't have a good thing!

[This shameless old scumbag! 】

Looking at the barrage above his head, Gu Yici lowered his head and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

It's good to be so angry that you can't pretend, you dare to use the rest of the routine I played to anger me, the little bastard still wants to go against the sky.

"Why don't you eat?"

Seeing Chen Yan not moving, Gu Yici gave her a warning look.

How come this younger sister Chen Hao hasn't learned his cleverness at all, what are you waiting for if you don't act well at this time?

"Uh... I'm eating..."

Chen Yan couldn't express her pain.

It's not that she doesn't want to act, the key is that she can't bear to lie to such a cute brother.

If I had known earlier, I would not have taken this part-time job. My brother looks so wronged, I really want to hug him and coax him...

Chen Yan was already thinking about whether to tell the truth, but the person who was wronged just now suddenly put the plate in front of Gu Yici heavily, "Gu Yici, I want to eat ribs."

A flash of understanding flashed across Gu Yici's eyes, he picked up a piece of ribs and skillfully shaved off the bones, and put the meat on the plate.

Shi Qi glanced at Chen Yan, who was quietly watching over, and put down the chopsticks in her hand, "My hand hurts."

This is the reaction that normal people should have when they are jealous.

Gu Yici suppressed a smile and asked, "What's wrong with your hand? Are you injured?"

"No, it hurts anyway, I can't hold the chopsticks anymore."

Shi Qi pushed his bowl over, "I can't eat anymore, you feed me."

Gu Yici couldn't help teasing him with his arrogant appearance, "You're still acting like a baby when you're so old."

"Who acted like a baby to you?"

Originally, I was embarrassed to have outsiders around, but now that I was told that, Shi Qi's ears turned red, but in order to show that he was the partner of a dog man, he patted the table aggressively, "Hurry up! "

"Hey, now."

While feeding the meal skillfully, Gu Yici did not forget to remind him, "Who did you learn to slap the table, and be careful of hand pain."

How can you teach me a lesson, you old scumbag!

Shi Qi raised his hand and patted the table again, "You don't have to worry about it, I'm happy to shoot, and if you talk nonsense, I'll hit you!"

"Are you playing less?"

Gu Yici smiled and continued to feed him, "Let go, don't bite the chopsticks..."

Chen Yan next to her was already dumbstruck.

Is such a big president afraid of his wife?

This is too cute...

It's rare to enjoy a time when Seventeen takes the initiative to show affection, Gu Yifai is too much to mention, and I still feel unsatisfied after a meal.

If the situation didn't allow it, I even wanted to ask Chen Yan to come over for dinner every day.

"Mr. Gu, if there's nothing else, I'll go first..."

"Something happened."

Gu Yici glanced at Shi Qi who was close to eavesdropping, and winked at Chen Yan, "I'll go buy some things for the wedding in the afternoon, you can come along."

In fact, there was no need for his eyes to signal, Chen Yan didn't eat enough dog food at all, so she nodded hurriedly, "Okay, okay!"

After agreeing, he still didn't forget to call Shi Qi, "Shi Qi, you can go together."

My cp, let the sugar come more violently!

"Oh that's fine."

Seeing Shi Qi nod, Gu Yici gave Chen Yan a look of approval.

Finally clever point.

This scene completely turned into four words in Seventeen's eyes: Eyebrows express affection.

Ahhh, I'm so pissed off!

How could Gu Yici, a dog man, be such a scumbag!

Ignoring his overly obvious glaring, Gu Yici decided with Wu Ma what he needed in a natural manner, and prepared to drive to the mall in person.

When leaving the house, she quietly sent Chen Yan a message: You are in the co-pilot.

Chen Yan was stunned.

Did you mean to be a tool man?

How did you become a vicious female supporting role?

And the cp I just smashed, it would be too cruel for me to disassemble it myself...

Chen Yan reluctantly opened the co-pilot's door, and before she had time to sit in, Shi Qi's baby voice rang in her ears, "Sister, this is my seat."

"Okay, my sister will make room for you!"

Give it to you, give it to you quickly, go for your love, don't worry about my life or death!

"Fasten my seat belt."

Shi Qi ordered Gu Yici to search for information, found a lot of ways to make a woman lose interest in a man, and decided to practice it as soon as possible.

"Gu Yici, it's dangerous to turn the steering wheel with one hand."

Thinking that this made him feel insecure, Gu Yici immediately switched hands.

"Turn left, turn quickly."

"Turn right and turn right."

Every time when there is no need to remind, he reminds him aloud, but he never waits for Gu Yici to lose his temper. Shi Qi speaks until his mouth is dry.

In the end, I could only use my big move, "Can you drive a car? I will drive in a different position."

Get angry, get angry, the more fierce the better, it's best to scare away the beauty in one go!

Although he knew that he was deliberately finding fault, Gu Yici was surprised by this request, "Can you drive?"

"I……"

Patronizing to make him angry, Shi Qi's lines were all copied from the database, without considering the actual situation at all, so he could only bite the bullet and continue, "Of course I will."

"Ah."

Seventeen:? ? ?

What does um mean?

Shouldn't you be angry now?

It is said in the data that a man will definitely be angry if he keeps arguing next to him while driving.

Ten minutes later, Shi Qi looked at the sign of the 4S shop with a puzzled face, "Aren't you going to the mall? What are you doing here?"

"The function of this car is not perfect, fix it."

Gu Yici helped him unbuckle his seat belt, "Get out of the car first."

When Shi Qi got into the car again, he seriously suspected that he was hallucinating, pointing at the steering wheel on the co-pilot, he was a little dazed, "What is this?"

"Seeing that you like to direct me to drive, now that this is added, you don't need to direct, you can turn as you want."

Gu Yici stretched out his hand to help him demonstrate, "You can play whatever you want, it won't affect the normal driving."

Seventeen: ...

If you think I'm annoying, just say it, who are you laughing at with this kind of children's toy!

Let alone seventeen, Chen Yan behind looked dumbfounded.

No wonder my brother always said that his boss is not an ordinary person, and the operation is really flamboyant.

The car started again, and Gu Yici didn't forget to ask Shi Qi, "It's time to turn, why don't you move the steering wheel?"

"you……"

Knowing why he asked, Shi Qi was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, so he gave him an angry look, "Drive your car, shut up."

After finally arriving at the shopping mall, Shiqi followed Gu Yici to watch him pick and choose, and Shiqi became even angrier when he watched him with an overly serious attitude.

Shameless old scumbag, you wait for me!

"Hello, a total of 79 yuan was spent."

"Ah."

Gu Yici responded, took out the card from his wallet and handed it over.

A few seconds later, the entire store reverberated with a reminder from the pos machine.

"Drip! Scumbag card!"

After a brief silence, the suffocated laughter of other people soon sounded around.

You don't need to think about who did it, Gu Yici was angry and funny, stretched out his hand and pinched Shi Qi's swollen face, "Is it happy to see me ashamed?"

"Do not touch me."

Shi Qi pushed his hand away, "You are so serious in choosing, hurry up and have a wedding with someone else."

Turn around and leave.

Finally got the effect he wanted, Gu Yici asked Chen Yan to take a taxi home by herself, quickly catch up with the angry child, and continue the routine.

"Angry?"

There was no response to the question, and Gu Yici didn't mind. He said illogically and solemnly, "You don't want to have a wedding with me, why don't you let me find someone to replace you?"

After all, he is not a human being, and he doesn't understand the details of the rules of human life. In addition, Gu Yici likes himself, but he doesn't like him. The guilt in his heart didn't make Shi Qi feel anything wrong at all, so he hesitated and said, "Then... ...The one who received the certificate with you is me."

"But if you don't want to, I can't force you."

Gu Yici concealed the expectation in his eyes, and asked him slowly, "I'm going to try on a dress tomorrow, are you going?"

"Don't go, don't talk to me, I'm annoying you to death!"

Shi Qi kicked him on the leg angrily, "I won't talk to you anymore!"

Old bastard, old scumbag!

They agreed to hold the wedding after I agree!

Shi Qi bit her lip and sent a message to Bai Lang: Don't help me find out how to fall in love with humans!

I don't want to like that old scumbag!

At this time, Bai Lang was being tortured to the point of being hopeless by Shiba, and he was stunned when he saw the news.

Turning up the chat history, I found out that when Seventeen asked him a few days ago if a human being held a wedding to make the two parties happy, he replied that there was another message below, that Seventeen asked him to help find out and make the goblin like it. Human Raiders.

Bai Lang:? ? ?

Do I still need to check this thing?You've already fallen in love with yourself...