The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"Gu Yici doesn't want me anymore..."

"I don't want you."

The drunken child repeated this sentence over and over again, Gu Yici didn't know how many times he explained it, "I was wrong, I will never ignore you again, forgive me once, okay?"

"Ok!"

Shi Qi hugged him stickily, "You can't ignore me, I like you the most, and I will be sad if you ignore me."

"you like me?"

"Yeah, I like you the most!"

They all say the truth after drinking, the kid... confessed to me? !

"Seventeen, you... say it again."

"I like you, I like you the most! I... um!"

The unfinished words were blocked in his mouth. After a kiss, Shi Qi managed to catch his breath. Just as he stretched out his hand to the man's firm abdominal muscles, he was suddenly wrapped in a quilt like a silkworm chrysalis.

Facing Shang Shiqi's suspicious gaze, Gu Yici explained softly, "This is someone else's house, so it's inconvenient."

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the far right corner of the ceiling, his eyes full of warning.

Bai Lang's body froze in front of the monitoring.

He... can see me?

In fact, Gu Yici really didn't see him, but for some reason, he was suddenly very sensitive to electronic equipment, and he could sense all the electronic equipment in the whole room with just a glance.

Everyone knew that this state was wrong, Gu Yici looked at Shi Qi who was already asleep in his arms, and his brows became more and more wrinkled.

How could he suddenly have this ability?

And if you want to lock the child in a small black room before, have you really seen the child before?

If this is the case, if you can threaten to break your leg, it is very likely that you have a problem with the child...

This is not going to work, I have to get the child to agree to hold the wedding quickly, no matter how coaxed or tricked, the action must be fast, otherwise the child will think of other details, and if there is really a festival before, it will be troublesome.

"Seventeen, how are you thinking about the wedding?"

Just woke up from a hangover and was asked such a sentence, Shi Qi felt his head hurt even more, "Can't we do it?"

"We've already got a marriage certificate."

Gu Yici tried to persuade him, "I like you and you like me, why can't the most sacred ceremony be used to bless everyone when we are in love?"

"A love affair?"

Shi Qi looked confused, "When did I say I like you? I don't like you."

"you do not like me?"

You hugged me and confessed your love last night, but you won't admit it when you wake up from sleep?

I feel that the man's complexion is not very good, but Shi Qi is too embarrassed to lie about this kind of thing, so he can only shake his head cautiously, "No... I don't like it."

Although he knew that he was duplicity, Gu Yici still couldn't control his anger, "Sleep with me every day, and act like a baby and want to hug and kiss every now and then, you say you don't like me?"

The tone was too fierce, Shi Qi lowered his head and backed away, "Then...then I won't be like this from now on."

He was quite wronged.

If he hadn't been trained to have a strong mental capacity, Gu Yici reckoned that he would be easily pissed off right now.

"Okay, you said you don't like me, then who do you like?"

"I... I don't like anyone."

Shi Qi pursed her lips in aggrieved manner, "I won't."

Gu Yici never expected to get such an answer, Gu Yici even forgot how to continue the routine, "What does it mean?"

"Just don't like other people."

Seeing that he was still puzzled, Shi Qi grabbed his hand and put it on his chest, "Touch it, the heartbeat here is at a constant speed, and it will always be at this speed. I maintain it with electricity. I can't even beat my heartbeat." It's fake, why should I like you?"

The heartbeat felt by his subordinates was indeed different from that of normal people. Gu Yici was shocked, but the logic was not misled by him, "Isn't it normal that you goblins are different from humans? And who told you that you like others?" The necessary condition is to have a normal heartbeat?"

"Isn't liking just a heartbeat? A heartbeat is a heartbeat, it must be able to move."

"Heartbeat is just an adjective, not to let it move..."

"Even so, you have to be careful."

Shi Qi glanced at him guilty, "Actually, I even have a fake heart."

Now Gu Yici was completely startled, staring at him for a long time but couldn't find a word suitable to say at this time.

This kind of reaction fell into Seventeen Eyes, and he thought he didn't believe it, "If you don't believe me, I can maintain it without electricity. You can take me to the hospital for an examination and you will know that not only is there no heart, but the entire internal structure is fake. , the first time you saw me, all I had was the frame of a human body that was transformed during my transformation."

Gu Yici imagined the scene for a while, and slowly uttered a sentence, "It's... all empty?"

Shi Qi nodded embarrassedly, "I don't know if all goblins are like this, or if it's just me. Anyway, when they first transformed, they were all empty."

There was no response for a long time, Shi Qi raised his head and looked at the man with shock on his face, "Did you despise me? Or... afraid of me..."

"No, don't think about it."

There was no time to digest the excessive amount of information, Gu Yici hurriedly explained, "I think liking someone has nothing to do with what you said. You want to get close to me and hate to leave me. This is liking."

"But that's not what's written in the information."

"Information is dead, people are alive."

Although he felt that what he said was reasonable, Shi Qi had to state a fact, "I'm not human, I'm a computer savvy, and the data can't be wrong."

"..."

It is not feasible to persuade him with words alone, Gu Yici thinks it is easier to be a routine child.

"Since you don't want to hold a wedding, forget it, let's go home first."

Thinking that this matter was over, Shi Qi happily followed Gu Yici back home, and by the way expressed condolences to Bai Lang who had been bullied miserably by him.

As a result, within a few days, I was told a shocking news.

"You want to have a wedding, or you and me?"

"Ah."

Gu Yici nodded naturally, "I know you don't like it, so don't participate, I will find someone to replace you."

Does this work too?

Shi Qi was dumbfounded, "This...you...you are considered bigamy like this, and it violates your human law."

"I didn't really marry the person who replaced you. If you don't get a certificate, it's not bigamy. Don't worry."

Gu Yici smiled dotingly at him, "Don't do what you don't like to do, I won't force you."

"but……"

"Okay, let's play."

Gu Yici kindly helped him open the game interface, "You play your game, I'll just go and prepare for the wedding myself."

Seeing that Shiqi was walking upstairs, Gu Xu, who had been eavesdropping, came from not far away, "Uncle, can you do this trick? Don't make Shiqi go away again."

"No, I have a measure."

Last time I couldn't see the thoughts in the child's heart through the door, just pay more attention this time, if you find the child angry, hurry up and coax him, if you don't force him like this, I guess I won't be able to wait until the wedding day in this life.

"Okay, then listen to you, let's say it first, don't make Shi Qi cry again."

After Gu Xu instructed, he began to discuss business matters, "Have you found someone who will deceive Shi Qi by acting? No matter what, you have to find someone who is as handsome as Shi Qi, otherwise there is no comparison at all, and Shi Qi will not feel a sense of crisis."

"Who said I'm looking for a man?"

Gu Xu:? ? ?

"How can you make Shi Qi jealous if you don't find a man?"

"You can't eat too much then."

Not intending to explain anything to him as a single dog, Gu Yici simply said, "Find a woman, so that Shi Qi will not find out the truth and make trouble later."

Gu Xu: ...

Tsk tsk tsk, as expected of my uncle.

Not only is the routine deep, but he has also thought out the way out. If he is so scheming, Shi Qi will definitely not be able to escape.

Wedding preparations became a key task for the entire Gu family. Seventeen watched Mama Wu and Gu Yici discuss the process every day, and couldn't hold back for several days, "Then...who will go get married for me?"

Gu Yici suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to rise, and answered him pretending to be casual, "The person has been chosen, and he will come here in a while."

"You still bring people home?!"

Hearing his shocked question, Gu Yici smiled even more, but his tone was still very casual, as if it was not a big deal, "She also wants to participate in the wedding, so is there any problem with asking her to come over to discuss the process?"

Big problem!

The person on the marriage certificate is me, so why bring someone else home!

Gu Yici glanced at Shiqi's frowning brows, and winked at Mama Wu.

Wu Ma nodded understandingly, "Seventeen, if you think it's troublesome, go upstairs and play. There are freshly washed strawberries on the coffee table, take them to eat."

【Why should I go upstairs?I have to see what the mistress looks like! 】

Gu Yici saw this sentence coming out of Shiqi's head, but heard another sentence in his ear.

"I'm tired of playing, so I'll take a break, just to see what the wedding process looks like, and I'm a little curious."

A duplicity and arrogant little bastard.

Gu Yici hid his smile and sent a message to Chen Hao: Send him over.

Half an hour later, Shi Qiyan almost gritted his white teeth when he saw the beautiful woman with bulging waist and slender legs walk in the door.

[Dog men really like big breasts! 】

Gu Yici looked at the words above his head and fell into deep thought.

When did I say I like big boobs?

I feel that the way to find a woman is not as safe as I thought, but everyone has already arrived, and Gu Yici can't change the script temporarily, so he can only continue acting.

"Mother Wu, this is Chen Yan, you can discuss some details with her."

"Hello, Mr. Gu, hello, Mama Wu, this is..."

Chen Yan paused, and greeted Shi Qi with a smile, "This is Mrs. Gu, right? Hello, Mrs. Gu."

"I am male."

Seventeen's tone was cold, "My name is Seventeen."

Chen Yan subconsciously looked at Gu Yici, not knowing how to respond to this sentence.

She was hired to act, so she can't offend Mrs. Gu!

"Seventeen is more afraid of strangers."

Gu Yici spoke at the right time, "It's not aimed at you."

[Listen, this tone is gentle, this woman must be the mistress that the dog man is looking for! 】

Gu Yici: ...

It's obviously a normal tone, but this little bastard is just jealous.

Just as Gu Yici was about to start coaxing, a certain bastard suddenly changed his indifference just now, and moved closer to Chen Yan's side, "I'm familiar with you now, so I'm not a stranger. Sister, I'll take you to visit the villa. Tonight you Just live here!"

After Shi Qi finished speaking, she pulled Chen Yan and left.

[Not sure whose mistress it is! 】

Walking too fast, Gu Yici only saw the last exclamation mark above his head.

It's over, this little bastard is sure to toss people again.

Thinking of Shi Qi's habit of beating people at every turn, Gu Yici hurriedly sent a message to Chen Hao: Is your sister taking the beating?

Chen Hao:? ! !