The little milk dog is collapsing every day

"boom!"

Hearing the door slamming from the third floor, Gu Xu stretched his neck in the living room, and saw the lonely back of his uncle standing outside the bedroom door at a glance.

"Oh, who is this? Why can't you even get in the door of your own bedroom?"

With a gloating tone, Gu Yici didn't even give him a look, and stood outside the door for a while, confirming that Shi Qi would not open the door for him before going downstairs.

"Mother Wu, quickly change the sheets and quilts in the study."

Sitting on the sofa, Gu Xu made no secret of his ridicule, "Some people are obsessed with cleanliness, so they want to sleep in the cleanest bed."

"2 yuan."

Gu Yici was too lazy to bother with him, and said straight to the business, "Do me a favor, and transfer the money as soon as the matter is completed."

What the fuck? !

So generous!

Gu Xu tried his best to control the urge to nod immediately, thinking that his own life was more important, "Tell me what it is first."

Shi Qi is not easy to mess with. If you are really in a hurry, you might kill me with a single punch.

Life is still more important than money.

"Simple, persuade Shi Qi to try on the dress tomorrow, but don't let him know my plan."

"You can't even get in the door. If you don't rush to coax, you still have the mood to continue the routine?"

Gu Xu felt that his uncle must be crazy, "Don't say I didn't remind you, you just do it like this, the daughter-in-law you finally got has to do it."

"You don't even have a girlfriend, what do you know?"

As long as there is a little stimulation, the child will definitely be able to recognize his own heart.

After Gu Yici taunted the single dog, he took out his mobile phone and operated it, "1 yuan deposit, you know what to do."

It has been so many years since he received such a generous treatment. Gu Xu was so excited when he saw the 1 yuan that had just arrived in the account, "I... If I run away with the deposit right now..."

"can."

Gu Yici picked up the teacup and took a sip of the tea at just the right temperature, with a calm tone, "Try it."

Gu Xu: I suspect that you are threatening me, but I have no proof.

"Just wait, I promise to make it clear for you."

Gu Xu went upstairs confidently, and after brewing his emotions for a while, he raised his hand and knocked on the door, "Seventeen, it's me..."

"roll!"

"Ah……"

Clearly hearing his uncle's merciless ridicule not far away, Gu Xu straightened his back and continued to knock on the door, "Seventeen, I'll bring you a mango cake."

As soon as the words were finished, the door opened, and a slender and white hand stretched out from the crack of the door, "Where's the cake?"

"This is this."

Gu Xu handed the cake over, and when the door was about to close, he squeezed desperately inside, "Hey, hey, his leg is going to be pinched off, let go, let it go, why is it so painful, it's really going to break..."

After finally getting through the door by selling miserably, the moment the door closed, Gu Xu proudly raised his eyebrows at Gu Yici who was in the corridor, and gestured with his mouth: If you see it or not, a man can't lose face.

Seeing his actions and achievements, Gu Yici withdrew his gaze and frowned slightly.

It's really effective, don't the little bastards like this more?

In the bedroom, Gu Xu was pressed to the ground with his hands cut behind his back, his expression was a little distorted in pain, "I'm really not with my uncle, you have to trust me at Seventeen, I'm definitely on your side!"

"What if I'm a fool?"

Shi Qi exerted a little force on his hands, "Don't think I didn't see Gu Yici in the corner of the corridor just now."

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts...I say I say."

Gu Xu bared his teeth and begged for mercy, "He asked me to say something nice for him, but I will definitely not help him, we are the same, if you get divorced, I will definitely be the first to stand up and help you fight for property! "

One sentence was very in line with his character in the second grade, Shi Qi felt that the credibility was high enough, so he let him go and stood up.

Feeling no pain anymore, Gu Xu moved his arms a few times, and revived with full blood at the speed of light.

"Although you wronged me, as your best brother, I have to tell you an inside news."

Gu Xu looked around furtively for a week, then leaned into Shiqi's ear and whispered: "Tomorrow my uncle is going to show that woman a wedding dress test, and I heard that there will be a wedding photo shoot."

"what?!"

Now Shi Qi was completely uneasy, "What kind of wedding photos are you taking? You agreed to attend the wedding instead of me!"

"Who knows, I just heard about it."

Gu Xu looked disgusted, "I guess my uncle, a scumbag, is dazed by his beauty. He seems to be looking for someone to hold a wedding for you, but he actually wants to squeeze you out of the spouse column."

"Pretty? Am I ugly? Gu Yici is blind!"

Shi Qi was so angry that he almost smashed the pillow in his hand, "Let him go with his beautiful woman! I'll make room for him!"

Seeing that Seventeen was about to leave, Gu Xu couldn't let the opposite happen, so he quickly pulled him back, "Where is the place, how can you become a scumbag, you have to follow tomorrow."

"What am I going to do? To see how they love each other!"

"Why do you see them showing affection? You are my uncle's legal partner."

Gu Xu had an expression of sympathy, "You can't take advantage of the scumbag and the little goblin that the scumbag found, you have to show the aura of the main room, have you seen those videos of catching rape? Or the video of the original partner fighting the mistress? Tomorrow you will Use it as a reference, and directly tear off the goblin’s wedding dress!”

"Yes, I will tear it up tomorrow..."

Originally, he planned to accept his suggestion, but after imagining the scene, Shi Qi paused angrily, "That's not good, that's a girl, and Gu Yici was at fault, not her."

That Chen Yan didn't mean to grab someone's attention at all, he could still see that.

"Then tear off my uncle's dress."

"Makes sense."

Shi Qi nodded, and found a pair of nail clippers, "I'll cut my nails sharper."

They scolded Gu Yici together for a few more minutes. After Gu Xu came out, the smile on his face was not to mention very proud, and he stretched out his hand to his uncle, "It's done, bring the remaining 1 yuan."

Gu Yici didn't move, but looked at him suspiciously, "So fast? How did you persuade me?"

"Don't worry about it, Shi Qi will definitely go tomorrow anyway."

Forgive him for not daring to lie to himself, Gu Yici simply and neatly gave him the remaining 1 yuan, seeing him happily returning to his room, he picked up the strawberries he had prepared earlier and went upstairs.

Having just eaten the cake, the child should now be craving fruit.

"Seventeen, I'll bring you strawberries."

Seeing that the door opened, before Gu Yici could react, the strawberry in his hand was gone, and he was smashed right after that.

When the door was closed again, Gu Yici stood at the door and looked at his pillow and pajamas on the floor, seriously suspecting that he was deceived by Gu Xu.

With this attitude now, can this little bastard go with me to try on a dress tomorrow?Unless the sun comes out from the west.

It turns out that it is indeed possible for the sun to come out from the west.

The next morning, looking at the child who took the initiative to stand in front of him, Gu Yici, who had slept in the study all night, almost thought that he hadn't woken up.

"Are you sure you want to go with me?"

"how?"

Seventeen asked him word by word, "Is it inconvenient?"

[If this old bastard dares to nod his head, the young master will punch his dog's head off! 】

Seeing the barrage above Seventeen's head, Gu Yici felt that this attitude was the right one, and felt relieved for a moment, and continued to provoke him, "Didn't you just say you ignored me yesterday? Why don't you just say nothing?"

"What's the matter, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

After making up his mind to disturb his love with the beauty, Shi Qi looked indifferent, "Anyway, it won't be tiring to say one more word."

Gu Yici: ...

Where did this little bastard find so many fallacies every day?

"Go ahead and put on your coat."

After Gu Yici gave some instructions, he turned around and walked out the door. Seventeen asked while wearing his coat, "Sister Yan hasn't come yet, why don't you wait for her?"

Gu Yici wanted to fire Chen Hao when he mentioned this matter.

I said that I was thinking too much last time, Shi Qi didn't know how to hit women, Chen Hao just didn't believe it, saying that his sister didn't have insurance, no matter what, he didn't want Chen Yan to act for another day.

The point is that it's useless for Chen Yan to be willing. Just now, she sent a message saying that she was locked at home.

The prepared routine lost the main actor, and Gu Yici was thinking about how to save it all the way, but he didn't notice the angry and expectant eyes of a certain little bastard.

It wasn't until I changed into the long-customized dress and was about to ask the designer to adjust the details a little, when I was halfway there, my waist suddenly tightened.

Gu Yici looked down and saw that the child who was supposed to be sitting on the sofa waiting was grabbing his trousers and pulling them down. Looking carefully, he could still see some bulging veins on his hands due to the force.

If it wasn't for the fact that the trousers were ripped off in public when they first met, and they have been wearing special protection on the trousers to prevent similar situations, it is estimated that the scene will reappear now.

"Gu Shiqi!"

Ignoring the man's anger, Shi Qi stared at his belt in shock.

Why is a big man's belt so tight?I can't pull it off with such force!

"Gu Shiqi, let go!"

Seeing that Gu Yici began to pull up his pants, Shiqi simply increased his strength and tore them hard.

"Thorn..."

Originally, the actions of the two were enough to attract onlookers. As soon as the sound of fabric tearing came out, the entire design team looked over.

The only two social death scenes in this life were all thanks to Seventeen. Gu Yici took off his coat with a livid face, grabbed the coat around his waist and legs with one hand, and walked quickly into the fitting room with the child who caused trouble in the other. between.

As soon as the door of the fitting room was closed, the staff outside came together in groups of three or four.

"Rich people really know how to play."

"I seem to see it, black..."

"Why are you focusing on this? Isn't anyone wondering what's going on inside?"

"Of course...hehehe..."

There were tacit laughter from everyone outside, but the atmosphere in the fitting room was not so relaxed.

Gu Yici changed his pants as quickly as possible, and slapped the culprit hard on the buttocks, "Say, do you still dare?"

"dare!"

Shi Qi didn't pay attention to his sore butt, and continued to yell, "If you dare to hold a wedding with Chen Yan, I will dare to talk about it again at your wedding!"

"I want to be with you, but you don't want to blame me?"

"I will now!"

Shi Qi pushed him away, "Isn't it just a wedding dress? Just wear it!"

Gu Yici:? ? ?

Who made him wear a wedding dress?