The alien and the president

【32】

In order to fight against the blood curse, the president took antibiotics frantically, and the little star gathered all the forces of Wan Yao Palace to track down Qing Yazi's whereabouts, and at the same time, he practiced desperately in the funeral parlor.

To Little Star's surprise, the president passed away before he finished a box of azithromycin.

When the body of the president, who was hit by an overloaded truck so that he could hardly see his true colors, was sent to the funeral home, Xiaoxing immediately recognized the dull and dazed president who was following the body.

The little star turned pale with shock: "Why did you die!?"

The president's soul was pale, his eyes were wide open, he looked down at his blood-stained hands, and muttered in a low voice: "I'm dead...I'm...dead..."

"No, it's impossible, the blood curse has not been completed, Qing Yazi can't kill you so quickly..." Xiao Xingxing muttered to himself for a moment, then suddenly raised his head to meet the bloody eyes of the president's soul, "You... To be so strong!?"

The president's face was full of blood and WTF: "?????"

The little star suddenly realized: "In order to prevent Qing Yazi from killing you with his own hands, and to obtain the power of Pangu through your blood, you died first?"

The president still has blood on his face and WTF: "?????"

With his hands behind his back, the little star walked back and forth quickly in the confinement room, and said to himself excitedly: "In this way, Qing Yazi will not be able to obtain your Pangu power. Although you are dead, you are already standing. Invincible! Qing Yazi must be jumping in anger now."

The president's face was full of black question marks: "Fuck you, don't you know that there is a way to die in this world called accidental death?????"

Little Star: "...did you die by accident?"

The CEO yelled: "Otherwise? Or!? Even if I want to commit suicide, wouldn't it be good if I commit suicide one day in advance! Why two months in advance!"

Little Star couldn't refute, so he fell silent.

"I'm dead... I'm actually dead..." The president's soul continued the unfinished performance just now—a soul that died unexpectedly often couldn't accept the fact that he was dead, and usually would make such a fuss——The president's soul was Rolling around in the restraining room, "Zi'er - I'm dead - Zi'er - I'm dead -"

Little Star: "Actually, I have a way to help you. Do you want to listen?"

The president's soul: "Zi'er - I don't listen, I don't listen - Zi'er -"

Little Star: "..."

Unable to communicate, the little star had to do the work first, anyway, the corpse must be taken care of properly, even if the president didn't want to die, he couldn't just let his body lie there in a bloody mess.

The president's soul collapsed and rolled all over the corpse dressing room, rolling from east to west, from south to north, the little star would not listen to anything, but insisted that he was not dead anyway, all this was a dream.

It's easy for people who die suddenly to have this kind of situation that they don't believe that they are dead. The little star is not surprised, so he lowers his head and concentrates on putting together the body parts, waiting for the president to calm down slowly.

【33】

It took a while for the president to manage to stabilize his emotions. A sullen and ghostly face floated in the air beside the little star, watching the little star stitching and stitching his own body calmly, and pressing it with a couple's Cartier bracelet. Cup Noodle Cover.

CEO: "...Are you such a hardcore person?"

The little star took the Cartier bracelet off the cover of the cup noodle, put it back on his hand, lifted the cover of the cup noodle, scooped up a fork of noodles, and ate at the corpse: "Have you calmed down?"

The president's heart was ashamed, and he stared blankly at his body without saying a word.

The little star drooped her eyes and said indifferently: "I said that I have a way to bring you back to life. Are you interested?"

The president's gloomy eyes lit up slightly: "What way?"

The little star said firmly: "First of all, your body must be burned or buried in the ground for safety, otherwise it will rot if you keep it outside, and even if you freeze it, it is useless, because it is all damaged, even if you force it Send your soul back, and you won't be able to use this body anymore."

The president forced himself to calm down and asked, "Then how can we regain our lives?"

The little star didn't answer, but said: "It's difficult to regain a new life. Let me first say what will happen to you if you don't have a new life. You choose which way to go. The first is that you don't bury your body, and you don't want to die." If you don’t go to the underworld and wander around in this state in the human world, then you are a lonely ghost, and your soul will be scattered within a few years, and you will never be reborn forever. The second method is to follow the normal process and bury your body according to the normal steps. After the burial ceremony, you will be brought into the underworld by black and white impermanence, and you will be drawn for a chance to reincarnate..."

The president couldn't believe his ears: "Reincarnation still needs lottery?"

The little star has a serious face: "Yes, in the past ten years or so, too many other beings in the six realms have reincarnated into the human realm, resulting in an overpopulation in the underworld. The ghosts who reincarnated as humans have to be reincarnated once a year. The underworld, no matter how long the souls in the underworld exist, they will not be dissipated, even if they are unlucky, they can wait slowly in the underworld."

The president broke down again: "But these two are dead! I don't accept it!"

"That is to say, you have to choose 'rebirth'." The little star explained seriously, "If you choose this path, I can use the unique secret technique of the Wan Yao Palace to detain your soul forcibly. By my side, I will continue to nourish you with Yin Qi. In this way, even if your body is buried, your soul will not be brought into the underworld by black and white impermanence, let alone a lonely ghost with no master in the world, but by me The ghost spirits that are offered will also not be scattered."

The president nodded sharply: "This is good, this is good, and then?"

The little star continued: "Then, when I have perfected the magic of the Wan Yao Palace and collected enough Yin Qi, I can use the forbidden art of Nuwa to create a human being, and reshape your body with mud and animal flesh. After the technique is completed, your appearance is no different from that of a living person, and then you will be reborn, and the people created by Nuwa's creation technique are immortal, and the only disadvantage is that they need to absorb Yin Qi like I do now."

The president was overwhelmed with a feeling of turning a corner, and he couldn't stop saying: "Then it's settled! In the worst case, I'll come to work in the funeral parlor."

The little star gulped down the instant noodle soup, put down the noodle bowl after drinking, wiped his mouth, and slowly showed a not-so-virtuous smile, "Are you sure?"

President: "What?"

The little star said quietly: "Being my ghost means that you will be my servant and be my slave."

President: "???"

you fucking? ? ?

【34】

The president tried to be emotional: "You have lived in my house for so many days, and you have no friendship with me? Even if you have raised a dog for so many days..."

The little star interrupted: "Yes."

The CEO rubbed his hands like a fly: "Then let's see if we can discuss it. Being a slave is so disgusting. Why don't we be good brothers?"

The little star answered the question seriously: "It is because I regard you as a brother that I ask you whether you want to be a ghost for me, or I will send you to the underworld for reincarnation. I treat other ghosts like this of."

The president was silent for a moment, and then tried to kidnap morally: "Can't you do good deeds like Lei Feng? I bought you so many Mysteries of La Mer before, so it's time for you to repay me!?"

The little star pondered for a moment, then tactfully said: "Sorry, I can't."

President: "..."

The little star counted with his fingers: "After you become my ghost, I will nourish you with the yin energy I have collected so hard every day, and it will even slow down my progress in cultivation. If you can't even let me order you Now, what's the point of me making offerings to you as a ghost?"

President: "..."

The little star disliked it: "Besides, the Mystery of Sea Blue is not what I want, it is the original owner of this body. I am a stranger from the Wan Yao Palace. For me, Mystery of Sea Blue and Hai Lan's House are different What's the difference?"

The president was speechless: "..."

In fact, he agrees with this from the bottom of his heart. After all, he has been in the business world for many years and understands that the essence of this world is that the weak and the strong take advantage of each other. How can there be so much truth.

【35】

After a series of battles between heaven and man in his heart, the president had no choice but to compromise: "Then do as you say."

After all, the CEO still has a lot of things in this world that he doesn't want to let go of and that needs to be dealt with, such as parents, relatives and friends, unfinished business, unforgettable memories, games that have not been cleared, many chat records that have not been deleted, and the birth year of online shopping that is in transit. Red underwear, all kinds of retarded search records that haven't been cleaned up in the browser search box... With the development of science and technology, modern people have left too many traces in the world, and everyone has a lot of corpses that need to be destroyed before death. Something that would be ruined.

So as long as there is a glimmer of hope, the president is not willing to give up all memories and reenter reincarnation.

The little star cut his finger to get blood, used the blood to draw a talisman array in his palm, chanted and cast spells, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger.

The president's soul was decomposed into energy beams of different colors and shapes in the sound of the mantra, and when combined together, it looked like a rainbow flag, very LGBT.

The CEO panicked: "How did my soul turn into a rainbow?"

CEO: "Gays are gay!"

CEO: "I don't like men!"

CEO: "Of course, I don't like women either."

The little star explained kindly: "People have three souls and seven souls. If I want to keep your soul for my own use, I have to decompose the souls and store them in my primordial spirit separately from my three souls and seven souls. Binding, only in this way can I save you Yin Qi to nourish you... You see, your three souls, Taiguang, Shuangling, and Youjing, have all been arrested by me, as well as Qipo, Corpse Dog, Fushi , Sparrow Yin, Swallowing Thieves... eh? Where did Feidu go?"

The president had a bad premonition: "What's wrong?"

The little star blinked: "...you are a little bit weak."

The president who has turned into a rainbow flag: "What about my soul!?"

The little star subconsciously glanced around, even bent down to look under the mortuary bed, and touched his trouser pocket, as if he was looking for his missing mobile phone.

After searching for a while, Xiao Xingxing said firmly: "It's not that I lost it, and Xiaoyaoguan has no means to restrain people's souls. You are just born with less souls."

CEO: "How is it possible? If you look for it again, is it under something?"

Little Star: "..."

The little star was silent for a moment, and said clearly: "It's really not, it's not that you are a poisonous person who is in charge of love, no wonder you hired this little star but never touched her, it turned out that it was not because you didn't do it, but because you were born lacking the ability to be in charge of love One soul... and incomplete soul will not only affect the corresponding seven emotions and six desires, but also have some impact on the human temperament as a whole, and it will appear more... careless."

President: "..."

Looking back on his 20-plus years of life, the president has indeed never liked anyone. So it was because he lacked a soul?

After a moment of silence, Xiao Xingxing corrected: "Of course, this is actually a kind of recklessness."

CEO: "..." You don't have to take such details so seriously.

Little Star: "Do you have any clues about the lost soul?"

The president was at a loss: "No."

The little star waved his hand: "Forget it, when I accumulate more yin energy and recover to [-]% of my skills, I can use the unique divination method of Wan Yao Palace. This divination algorithm can find out the specific location of the soul. It’s not too late to find it then.”

【36】

After the Juling Dafa ended, the president became the ghost of the little star, and his soul was bound to the little star's soul, and he returned to normal from the rainbow flag shape, and he was still the same as the president before his death, only pale, and dripping out when he opened his mouth Blood.

Holding his chin, the little star looked the ghost-formed president with a pale face from time to time from head to toe, and suddenly said, "...I found that you are actually pretty good-looking."

The president has a standard president's face, handsome and charming, as long as he doesn't speak, he is very romantic.

The president raised his hand and touched his face, slightly dissatisfied: "You just found out?"

"Hehe." The little star gave a sly smile twice, "The main reason is that selling after becoming a ghost is better than being alive."

President: "..."

Little Star stretched his waist, and said: "Okay, I'm tired after casting so many spells, come and rub my shoulders."

President: "???"

The soul of the president stood still in place.

Little Star: "What?"

The CEO was displeased, and he vomited blood and said, "I was a CEO before I was alive, and I was your benefactor in name... Besides, I'm a ghost now, how can a ghost squeeze the shoulders of a living person? I can't even touch it, okay! "As he spoke, the president stretched out his hand to the table, and that illusory hand penetrated the table.

The little star put his fingers on the president, calming him down a bit, and the translucent figure of the president immediately became solid, and he looked almost alive.

The little star said slowly: "From today onwards, I will be your benefactor."

It is very inspirational for the little boy to turn over and become a funder.

The president knocked on the table with his knuckles in disbelief, and there was a light bang on the table.

The little star explained: "You are full of yin energy now, and you are in the state of a ghost. A ghost is a special existence between the entity and the soul. Because of its strong energy, it can interact with the material world, but it has no yin and yang eyes. People still can't see you... give me a shoulder squeeze."

The president endured the humiliation and went over to squeeze the shoulders of his benefactor father.

【37】

The president died unexpectedly, and there was chaos outside.

The president squeezed his shoulders and slowly started to think about things. His parents are still alive and there is still a company to take care of. The business does not mention it in advance. How to appease his parents is a big problem. It is hard to bear the pain of losing a child.

The more the president thought about it, the more sad he became, he vomited blood and said, "I just died like this, and I died so badly, I'm afraid that my parents won't be able to bear the blow, I want them to know that I'm actually still by their side, and there is still a chance to be resurrected. "

Xiao Xingxing expressed her understanding: "Then you can go to your parents. Although they can't see you, you can touch things after sucking in the yin energy. There is always a way to let them know that you are by your side."

So the president floated towards the door of the funeral home, and his relatives and friends who heard the news were crying together outside the door of the funeral home.

The president secretly wrote down a few plastic flower relatives and friends who were not crying enough for real feelings...

The most irritating thing is the assistant to the president. The president usually takes such good care of him, but the assistant didn't shed a single tear, and even took out his mobile phone to steal ants' energy from time to time!

President: "..."

Little brother, you can't do this.

The president wrote down the assistant and planned to go to his house to haunt his house when he had time, so he was very cautious.

The saddest ones were the president's parents, who cried for the president.

The president floated in front of them and whispered into his mother's ear, "Mom, I'm not dead."

The CEO's mother couldn't hear him, she just shuddered and got goosebumps all over her body.

The president flew away in a hurry, vomited a mouthful of blood, and anxiously dipped in the blood and wrote on the wall opposite his mother: "Dad, Mom, I'm not dead, I'll be back."

A sharp-eyed person noticed something strange on the wall, and screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The president's father and the president's mother stared at the blood on the wall in disbelief, shaking, both fell unconscious and fell to the ground.

CEO: "...fuck!"

【38】

The CEO floated back to the funeral parlor to look for Xiaoxing, begging Xiaoxing to explain to himself and his parents, after all, his parents had witnessed the supernatural phenomenon, so it would be easier to believe Xiaoxing's words.

The little star went to the hospital to find the president's parents. Both of them were fine, just sad and frightened. Now both of them have woken up and booked a VIP ward.

Seeing the little star, the first thing the president's mother said was: "Didn't you already give you 1000 million? Why haven't you left my son yet!?"

The president floating beside the little star was stunned: "1000 million!?"

Little Star was at a loss, trying to search the memory of the original owner of this body.

The president's mother was full of crap: "I took 1000 million from my mother, and I broke up with my son as soon as I said it was good. Why don't you have any spirit of contract?"

The CEO collapsed: "Is there such a thing? I don't even know! She cheated my mother of 1000 million!?"

The little star retrieved the memory, and the original owner of this body did cheat him of 1000 million yuan, and even took the money to do nothing.

Little Star: "...Actually, I didn't take the money. Our Wan Yao Palace is not so low. If I took it, I would definitely leave."

——Although the 1000 million is indeed in the account under the name of the little star, a hundred mouths can't tell.

The president's mother pulled her hair and screamed: "You are still playing stupid in front of me! My son is dead, why are you here! Say, did you kill my son? I will never admit that you belong to our family Daughter-in-law! Even if you get married in the dark, it will not be your turn!"

Little Star frowned: "Actually, I came here to tell you..."

However, the CEO's mother is immersed in the bloody plot of the rich family's grievances, and she doesn't listen to others at all.

The president had no choice but to write in blood on the wall of the ward: "Mom, calm down."

The CEO's mother looked at the strange blood writing on the wall, her body swayed, and she fell into a coma again.

【39】

After a lot of trouble, the little star finally succeeded in conveying to the president's mother that he is a stranger from the Wan Yao Palace. Although the president was killed by demons, he still exists beside them in the form of a soul, and there is a possibility of resurrection.The reason why Qing Yazi is a Demon Cult monster is because the little star thinks that the concept of Demon Cult monster is easier to understand for these Muggles.

The president rubbed his hands with a sad face: "You tell my parents that I will give them dreams every night, and often go home to have a look, and remind them that they are in danger now, don't run around if they have nothing to do."

Little Star: "He's right next to me. I have yin and yang eyes to see him. You and your wife are in danger now. The devil who killed your son may continue to harm you, although I have already arranged enough people to protect you secretly." , but don't run around."

The president's mother looked very suspicious. If it wasn't for the fact that bloody words appeared on the wall one after another after her son's death, she would have asked the hospital security to drive the little star out long ago.

Little Star: "Also, your son said that he will give you dreams every night in the future, and he will often go home to have a look. If you don't believe me now, you will gradually understand in the future."

The president's mother still looked at Xiaoxing with the eyes of a madman.

The little star sighed, and explained: "If you really don't believe me, I can open your yin and yang eyes for you."

President's mother: "?"

The little star expressed her love to the president's mother and said: "Now that medical technology is advanced, Xiaoyaoguan and our Wanyao Palace have jointly invented a zero-based method to open yin and yang eyes a few years ago. Combining metaphysics theory and medical methods, laser surgery is used. Partial yin qi transplantation is performed on the human eye. It is painless and does not hurt the eye in 3 minutes. There is no incision after the operation and does not affect vision. The effect of one operation can last for a year. It will be more lively."

The president's mother looked at the little star like she was looking at a micro-business that sells health care products.

The president pulled the little star aside: "Stop talking, the more eloquently you talk about such a fantasy thing, the less my mother will believe it. Why don't you keep it a little bit mysterious."

"...Okay." Little Star pondered for a moment, then said, "Actually, I was talking nonsense just now."

President's mother: "???"

Because the whole thing was too fantastical, the president's parents still maintained a dubious attitude, and they were worried about the 1000 million. However, the emotions of the two finally stabilized a bit. At least the president didn't have to worry about their crying for the time being.