The alien and the president

【26】

When the two came to the president's office, Xiao Xingxing carefully checked the cracks on the window, and said: "It looks like what Qing Yazi did, even if it wasn't him, he was also a descendant of Xiaoyaoguan... Strange, why did he come to look for it?" you?"

The president was very disturbed. He never asked Qing Yazi what he did specifically, and what kind of evil he did to be attacked, because these things were always far away from him. What entertainment circle was occupied by the Wan Yao Palace? The national funeral industry is under the control of other people, and the pursuit of killing Qing Yazi to return to the world hundreds of years ago... To put it bluntly, these things have nothing to do with him. He heard the little star say these things, and his mental activities except " Fuck is it true or not?" "Fuck is actually true" and "When will you guys finish your tossing and return me to peace?" There is nothing else, he is just a spectator, because the little lover he kept It happened to be pierced by the soul of a foreigner from Wan Yao Palace, so I just stood aside and watched the excitement.

But today this incident scared him, so the president asked anxiously: "By the way... I don't think I've ever asked you, what exactly is this Qingyazi doing?"

"I told you, don't be afraid." Xiao Xingxing quickly glanced at the president and said, "He was originally an elder in Xiaoyaoguan, who was born in a respectable family, but later he went on an evil path and used blood to harm people, killing many people. Human life, and even caused a massacre. An alien from Wan Yao Palace died with him in order to avenge his senior brother. At first, this matter was understood, but some time ago, the remnants of his line did not know what magic to resurrect him. As a result, He started to do things with the blood formation in our world again."

"How to use the blood formation to harm people," the CEO asked curiously, "Can you explain it in detail?"

"Blood formations and blood curses involve knowledge points in the fields of chemistry, microbiology, and metaphysics. If I explain it to you in too much detail, you won't understand it..." The little star pondered for a moment, and said, "Simply speaking, it is the youth Yazi will cast a blood curse on people through some means, and the blood curse will continue to absorb the flesh and blood essence of the host. And the person who manipulates the blood curse will set up a blood formation on the other side. , the host of the blood curse will die, and it will provide energy for the blood formation for the formation practitioners to practice and gain strength quickly, which is a quick success and instant benefit cultivation method."

"Damn it." The CEO frantically touched his body, "Didn't he come to cast a blood curse on me?"

"This possibility cannot be completely ruled out, but..." Xiao Xingxing looked at the president with a look of disdain, "I don't mean anything malicious, but Qing Yazi will come alone to cast a blood curse on you, it's worth the price It's too low."

The president was a little unconvinced, and asked: "...Hey, what do you mean?"

"Ordinary people without foundation will not provide much energy to the blood array, and they will not be able to bring much benefit to Qingyazi's practice." The little star said, "It's like he put my good ginseng plant If you don’t eat it, you have to come here to eat your radish, which makes no sense.”

The president retorted coldly: "You are the carrot."

The little star laughed.

"Then why did he come to see me?" The president was very unhappy.

Xiao Xingxing tilted his head slightly, stared at him for a moment as if he suddenly remembered something, and then said to himself: "No way..."

President: "What?"

The little star organized his language, and said: "It's a long story, but to put it simply, this Qingyazi married his apprentice to a foreigner named Ye Zanhua before, in order to make his apprentice pregnant. Get the blood of this stranger, and then kill Ye's whole family..." Xiao Xingxing's tone sank when he said this, "And the reason why he stared at this family and killed him endlessly is because Ye has Pangu's blood. , and use people with Pangu blood to refine the blood formation, as the holder of the blood formation, Qing Yazi will gain Pangu's divine power. He killed Ye's family because every time he killed a person with Pangu blood People, he will gain more Pangu divine power..."

The CEO was taken aback: "You don't mean to say that I might have Pan Gu's blood in me, do you?"

Little Star shrugged: "Maybe it's the blood of other ancient gods. In short, it's the blood that Qing Yazi covets, but the possibility is very small. I'm just saying that. If you're worried, you can test it."

The CEO became interested: "How do you measure it? Did you send the internal force into my body to sense my blood vessels in this way?"

The little star looked at him with a look of caring for the mentally retarded, and said, "No, use a test strip to test."

President: "??"

"What is the age of this?" Little Star laughed, "I heard from the disciples and grandchildren of the Wan Yao Palace that there are special test strips for testing blood, and who hasn't had a daydream of reaching the sky with a golden finger? Well, taking a blood test is like buying a lottery ticket."

"I want to test! I want to test!" The president raised his hand enthusiastically.

"I'll go to Wan Yao Palace to get some test paper at night." The little star walked around the office again, and said solemnly, "No matter what purpose Qing Yazi has, he has already set his sights on you. Qing Yazi is a Taoist cultivator. He is very good at divination. He must have figured out that you are in contact with me. I think he probably wants to find out my movements through you. He is not kidding, I will turn around and tell Wan Yao Palace, let them send some people to protect you."

The president was uneasy: "What about today?"

"Forget it," Little Star sighed, "I'll be your bodyguard today, and my skills have recovered to [-]%. Although I can't win, I can still escape with you. Don't worry."

【27】

The busy president continued to read the financial statements of this quarter in the office, while the little star meditated cross-legged on the carpet beside him.

After a while, the president said to the little star, "I have to go to the bathroom."

The little star got up and followed, followed until the door of the men's bathroom, and stood still.

The president hesitated for a moment at the door of the men's toilet, then turned his head and said very naturally: "Come in with me."

The little star was silent for a moment, and skillfully used Internet slang: "...do you have any disease?"

The CEO wiped his face and suddenly realized: "...you are a woman!"

"..." The little star had indifference written all over his face.

Because the little star is too rigid and has a strong aura after being pierced by the soul, the president often forgets the fact that the little star is actually a pretty young woman. After all, the president just wants to kneel down and call her dad when he sees the little star .

The president walked into the toilet cowardly, found a urinal, stopped, and pulled up his trousers.

The man next to him seemed to have finished urinating, but he lingered on and kept squinting towards the president.

The president was extremely uncomfortable. He felt that he was gay, so he twisted his body and didn't want him to see it.

Suddenly, the man gave a low laugh, and that laugh was very uncomfortable.

The hairs on the president's back were all blown up, and he suddenly turned in the direction of the man, facing him directly: "What are you laughing at?"

The man's face changed, and he took two steps back abruptly, but the trousers were still wet.

President: "Uh... sorry."

At this time, the president found that the man was wearing sunglasses and a mask, but the black clothes on his body were changed.

The president suddenly felt that something was wrong, and shouted for help: "Help—!"

The man raised his hand, and something penetrated the president's nasal cavity, and suddenly there was a burning pain in the president's chest.The president held his nose, his mind went blank from the pain, but the man rushed to the window and jumped down from the 28th floor.

The severe pain in the chest quickly spread to the whole body, the president's vision gradually blurred, and he staggered and fell to the ground.

【28】

When the CEO woke up, he found himself lying on the bed at home. The little star had a gloomy face, sitting on the edge of the bed with her arms in her arms. A huge bat was hanging from the bedroom chandelier, wrapping the two bats tightly like an elegant vampire earl wrapping his cloak. black wings.

The president blinked, and felt that the sharp pain before passing out mostly subsided, and there was only a dull pain in his body, so the president pressed his temple and sat up flat: "Ah... hiss..."

"I miscalculated, sorry." Xiao Xingxing apologized, "It turns out that Qingyazi really came after you."

"How is it?" The president looked forward to it inappropriately, "Do I have the blood of an ancient god?"

The little star choked for a moment, but he didn't expect the president's focus to be this: "I don't know, someone will bring the test strips later." After a pause, the little star said angrily, "Actually, I should accompany you to the bathroom."

The president imagined the scene for a while, then shook his head: "Don't, don't, then I won't be able to urinate."

The little star asked with concern: "How does your body feel now?"

The president felt it for a while, and said, "I feel a little pain all over my body, but it's not serious."

The little star said in a comforting tone: "Don't worry, it will be serious in the future."

CEO: "???" What are you talking about? ? ?

Little Star looked at him with pity.

The CEO suddenly realized: "I'm under the blood curse!?"

"It's very possible." The little star sighed, "But it's hard to say anything before the test strips are delivered. After I found you unconscious, I took you home first."

President: "..."

"How did he cast a blood curse on you?" Little Star asked, "Why was there no sound in the bathroom at that time?"

"It's just..." The president recalled the process at that time, and said truthfully, "He just waved his hand at me, and it seemed that some powder was shaken out, and I accidentally inhaled it with my nose, and then I passed out. "

"It's that simple?" Little Star was surprised.

The president was puzzled: "Otherwise?"

The little star bit her lip: "The process of casting the blood curse should be very complicated, it should not be so fast, otherwise I won't let you do it by yourself..."

The president thought about it with the thinking of modern people, and guessed: "Maybe this is the blood curse version 2.0?"

At this time, there was a knock on the door on the first floor, and the little star went downstairs to answer the door, and came up with two small boxes, and said: "Here are the test strips, there are two kinds, one is for testing blood, and the other is for testing blood spells." of."

As he said that, Little Star opened a box first, and said, "First, check to see if you have been hit by the blood curse."

The president was at a loss: "Can you detect the blood curse in the middle with a test strip?"

The little star fiddled with the test paper, and said, "The blood curse sounds a bit unreal, but it's actually just a special kind of microorganism. Of course it can be tested." The little star pricked the president's finger with a silver needle to take blood, and said , "This kind of test paper is produced by Xiaoyaoguan, which can detect problems such as Miaojiang Golden Silkworm Gu, Thread Gu, Western Region Blood-sucking Gu, Blood Curse, Xiangxi Corpse Poison... Times have changed, and martial arts people must keep pace with the times. Follow the rules."

The president watched his own blood drip on a small circle at the top of the test strip, and the drop of blood was quickly absorbed by the test strip and spread to another section of the display.

Immediately afterwards, the CEO saw a purple vertical bar appear...

The little star calmly said: "Don't panic, this is a contrast line, one line is nothing, two lines are a blood curse, three lines are Miaojiang Gu worms, four lines..."

Before the little star finished explaining, it was obvious that two bars had appeared.

The little star let out a long sigh, and said, "It's over, two bars, you've been tricked."

The president had the illusion that he was actually pregnant.

The president instantly turned into a screaming chicken: "I'm under the blood curse!!!!!!"

【29】

"Test your blood again." The little star opened another pack of test strips, took the CEO's hand, squeezed out another drop of blood on the test strip from the wound just made.

The detection area of ​​this test strip does not have one or two bars, but it will change color.

"Brown is for ordinary people, gold corresponds to Pangu's blood, blue corresponds to Nuwa's blood, and green corresponds to Shennong's blood..." The little star held a test paper in his left hand and a color card in his right, and explained one more sentence, "Because green symbolizes plants, Shennong tastes it." Baicao, green is more appropriate."

The president was in a state of panic, but the detection area slowly showed a bright color like molten gold.

The little star was stunned, unable to believe it, and murmured: "You actually have Pangu blood..."

The president, who had collapsed because of the blood curse, suddenly felt like turning over and being the master, and said triumphantly, "How about you, you are the ginseng and I am the radish, and I am the ginseng, and you are the radish, OK?"

Little Star glanced at him with a complicated expression: "..." This little fool is quite vengeful.

The president groaned for a minute about his bloodline of the Great God Pangu, and he recovered after learning that this kind of bloodline would not allow him to instantly acquire skills that could last anywhere in the world, but could only increase his speed of practice, and practice is hard work. calm.

The president was frustrated and said: "According to you, there seems to be no special benefit of having Pan Gu blood, except that the speed of practice is faster, but it is easier to be targeted by bad guys... I am a president who controls the lifeline of the global economy, how can I have time to practice! "

The little star who doesn't know how to comfort others comforted him and said: "Don't belittle Pangu's bloodline like this. Although it is not very useful to you, but the bad guys can get a lot of help by killing you to sacrifice the blood formation, so you Pan Gu's bloodline is still very useful."

President: "?????"

Did not feel any comfort!

"I have read all the historical materials, and I only know that there is a strange person named Ye Zanhua who has Pangu's blood." The little star mused, "I have never heard of it elsewhere, and Qingyazi was born in order to obtain Ye Zanhua's Pangu blood. Set up a murderous situation, but was killed by Ye Zanghua's junior sister... I didn't expect this blood to flow to you, could it be... Are you a descendant of Ye Zanghua?"

The president was in a fog.

The little star gave him a slightly disgusted look, as if disillusioned and disappointed: "In my time, Ye Zanhua was famous, and the historical data of Wan Yao Palace said that he was arrogant, cold and reticent, and devoted himself to his dead wife... Why would later generations Two like you?"

The president was sitting upright, Baoxiang was dignified: "Please show some respect to God Pangu."

"It's just a strand of Pangu's blood, not the real Pangu." The little star didn't think so, walked away, and picked up his cell phone to make a call.After a while, the little star came back and said, "I have ordered you to go on, and now Wan Yao Palace has sent a group of disciples to protect around your parents' house. If you are a descendant of Ye Zanhua, it means that some of your parents The same goes for one person, they are also in danger of being cursed with blood by Qing Yazi, and the tragedy of Ye's whole family being slaughtered back then must never be repeated."

【30】

"So what should I do now?" The president woke up from the vanity of having Pangu's blood, and refocused on the blood curse. "Is there a way to get rid of my blood curse? Isn't it Many of your sects have been open until today, there must be many genius doctors in Xiaoyao Temple? This Qing Yazi is from Xiaoyao Temple, so there should be someone in the temple who knows how to restrain his blood curse?"

The little star took out his mobile phone, opened a registration app, and said, "Xiaoyaoguan is also divided into two branches. Among them, the doctor branch has been divided, restructured, and integrated for many years. Now it has merged with the Imperial Medical University."

President: "?"

Little Star: "There are many students in the Imperial Medical University who are students of Xiaoyaoguan, but they have to sign a confidentiality agreement when they enter the university, and they cannot reveal their identities to their classmates...Nowadays, with the rise of western medicine and the decline of traditional Chinese medicine, many ancient prescriptions of Xiaoyaoguan have also been lost. , What doctors learn is not much different from ordinary medical students, but they know a few more Gu and special poisons than them, but because the ancient prescriptions have been lost, they can recognize many Gu and poisons but can't cure them... The elders of the lineage of the free and unfettered doctors are now the deans and directors of the major tertiary hospitals, wait for me to register for you, and we will go and have a look later."

"Then...what's the difference between a doctor in the free and unfettered concept and an ordinary doctor?" The president was at a loss, "Isn't it the same thing as being admitted to a medical university?"

"It's still not the same." The little star explained, "After joining the lineage of doctors under the Xiaoyaoguan sect, these doctors and disciples can learn a little bit of the mentality of the lineage of alchemists, which is what you call 'cultivation'. It can help doctors strengthen their bodies and prolong their lives, and their physique is stronger than ordinary doctors, and their life expectancy is longer than ordinary doctors, so they have a chance to fight back when they encounter medical troubles."

President: "...that's it?"

The little star sighed: "Otherwise what else?"

【31】

The president came to a local No. [-] tertiary hospital with the little star full of apprehension. According to the little star, it was because of the relationship with Xiaoyaoguan that he got the best elder expert account, so he could see it today, otherwise the account The source is tense, and they have to wait half a month later.

The little star showed the results of the test paper to the expert, who scratched his head, regretting that the ancient method of expelling the blood curse had long been lost.

The president was completely panicked: "Then what should I do? How long can I live?"

The expert asked the president: "No matter what, you can live for one month. If you actively cooperate with the treatment, you can live for another month."

The president felt dizzy for a while: "..."

Anyway, there are only two months to live!

The expert rubbed his hands, embarrassed: "Currently there is no specific medicine for treating blood curses, and blood curses are rare, there are fewer people who are cursed, and there are less research funds allocated in view. I have seen the blood curse, and now those young people in the audience have never seen a blood curse case, let alone research..." The expert looked at the president with bright eyes, as if he wanted to take this precious case back to let him know. The disciples are knowledgeable.

The little star looked gloomy: "I should have accompanied you to the bathroom at that time."

The president shook his head: "He casts the blood curse so fast, you may not be able to react even if you are by the side."

The little star patted the president on the shoulder: "But don't worry, I will definitely kill Qing Yazi within two months. As long as his blood formation is broken, I won't be afraid of the blood curse on you."

"But, will Qing Yazi come to kill me in advance?" The CEO was frustrated, "If I don't live for two months, my parents will ask you."

"It won't." Xiao Xingxing said decisively, "He has to wait for the blood curse to run on you for a big week before killing you with his own hands, so that he can get the Pangu blood on your body, so after the blood curse runs for a big week Before, he would not kill you in advance."

The CEO held the little star's hand on his shoulder, with tears in his eyes: "It's up to you, brother."

The little star didn't mind being treated like a girl by the president at all, so she nodded heavily and said, "Okay, brother."

The elder of Xiaoyaoguan threw a prescription: "Take the medicine according to this, and you can live for another month."

The president was overjoyed, he didn't turn his head around for a while, he thought it might be some kind of Tianxiang life-extending lotion to save his life, but when he looked down, he saw azithromycin and cephradine.

President: "..."

Although I already know that this is probably the setting, but I am still not used to it when I actually see it!

"Can antibiotics cure the blood curse?" the president confirmed.

"It can inhibit the blood curse and prolong life," said the elder Xiaoyaoguan, stroking his beard. "After all, the essence of the blood curse is microorganisms. I will use various antibiotics for you this month, and wait until the blood curse is effective for the current situation." All the antibiotics I have developed resistance to, and I have no way to recover... When the medicine is finished, you come to me to prescribe a new one."

The president struggled and said, "You really don't know how to use your internal force to force me to poison me?"

The elder Xiaoyaoguan said earnestly: "Young people should stop reading those online novels with strange powers and gods, and believe in science and the government."

The CEO left the hospital in a daze carrying two boxes of antibiotics prescribed by Elder Xiaoyaoguan.