The alien and the president

【8】

The president was so worried that one head and two big, counting on his fingers: "No, no, not so fast, the funeral home is a public institution, ours is socialism, not capitalism, so even if I have a person who controls the lifeblood of the global economy , the state and public institutions can’t just let you in, I have to go to the relationship first to go through the work procedures for you..."

The little star nodded: "If you need to deal with people in the government, you can ask me."

As he spoke, he stretched his arms forward, and his right hand disappeared into the air out of thin air.

The president turned into a screaming chicken: "Ah, ah, ah, your hand!"

"What's the ghost?" Xiao Xingxing frowned slightly, "I just put my hand back into my world through the hole the size of a fist to get something."

In the blink of an eye, Little Star's hand came back, but it was empty.

Little Star clicked his tongue, stretched out his hand again, and the hand disappeared again.

After returning in vain several times, the little star grabbed a handful of gold ingots and handed them to the CEO: "Here, I'll get you some people from the government."

The president took the gold ingot in a daze.

The gold ingot is real, and there is a stamp on the bottom, but it looks extremely old, like an ancient object that has gone through hundreds of years.

The little star's face was quite smug, and said: "My hand can reach any place in that world through the gap in the barrier, but I can't control the precise point of landing, and one-third of where I can reach is luck. , No, I didn’t touch anything the first few times.”

President: "Then this time?"

Little Star: "Just this time I happened to reach into the emperor's old son's treasury."

President: "..."

The president said sadly, "You are stealing."

The little star said cheekily: "The emperor is sitting on the world's wealth. I happened to reach out into the treasury and I was destined for him. It doesn't matter if he takes less or not."

The president sighed sadly: "You are right, since you have already taken everything, can you help me go to the treasury to get a few more antiques? It will be considered as a repayment for the kindness I will show you in the future."

Little Star: "... Let's do it."

The little star repeated his old trick and stretched out his hand towards the void.

The little star showed apology, and said to himself: "Ah... which dear friend's stomach? I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

As soon as the hand was pulled out, it was sticky.

President: "???"

The president Huarong turned pale: "Where did you go!!!!!!"

【9】

So the president didn't dare to let the little star reach for things indiscriminately.

The two continued the previous topic.

The president raised his forehead, and murmured: "...Actually, your performance contract is also a problem. Even if you are only an [-]th-tier star, you are still a star. You have an announcement tomorrow. Do you remember how to film? I Oh my god, you don't know how to film, so what can you do, you will have to sue for breaking the contract, it's really troublesome to go to court..."

"Don't be in a hurry," Xiao Xingxing rubbed his chin to recall the original owner's memory, "Let me think about it."

Their Wan Yao Palace has dealt with ghosts all the year round. Over time, a set of unspoken rules in the industry has been formed - it is okay for the soul to get out of the body and go to someone else's body, but try not to cause too much damage to the life of the original owner. Relying on the body that is not one's own body to mess around and let the original owner of the body clean up the mess, this is a code of professional ethics that is not clearly stipulated among different people.

After a long silence, Xiao Xingxing said sharply: "Actually, the original owner of this body doesn't know how to film."

The president was stunned: "..."

It was a word that awakened the dreamer!

The little star sorted out her memory, and said in a modern tone: "The original owner doesn't even memorize the lines. When it's her turn to speak the lines, she just reads the tongue twisters, or counts. It depends on the post-dubbing. I can also do the tongue twisters and count. "

The CEO beamed with joy, and was so happy that he slapped his thighs: "Yes, yes, hahaha! Actually, she didn't even know how to act in movies!"

Everyone was happy because the original owner didn't know how to film.

【10】

In the morning, the starlet went to the crew to film.

On the way to the crew, the little star quickly traced the memories of the original owner of the body and filming, learned the original owner's tone of voice and familiarized himself with the filming process through memory.When the little star arrived on the set, the original owner's related memories were almost backtracked. When facing the camera, the little star's mask-like expression, skillful and fluent tongue twisters, doll-like stiff and exaggerated movements, and the sense of drama that is never online... All are identical to the original owner.

It was photographed all morning, but no one suspected it.

During the lunch break, the little star was having a great time playing with the sensor faucet in the bathroom. Another [-]th-line actress who had always been incompatible with the original owner, the little star, came to pick on the little star.

In fact, there is no deep hatred between the two, but what kind of entertainment industry is it if the entertainment industry does not tear it apart, and it has to be torn apart in order not to collapse.

The vicious female supporting role brushed her hair, put on a posture, and said in a strange way: "Oh, isn't this Yin Daxing, isn't he being taken care of by Mr. Zhang recently? Why are you still filming in our small crew..."

"..." Xiao Xingxing ignored her, turned to play with the dryer, and felt that the moment the dryer was turned on, there was a rush of horses and thunder.

The little star used to be a hot-headed character before, it is impossible to see people come to the battle and still be so calm, the vicious female supporting role was stunned, as if she was holding a microphone in a KTV audition, she said uncertainly: "Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

The little star didn't know why, so he replied in a daze: "...Yes."

The vicious female supporting role rallied and repeated: "I said, isn't this Yin Daxing, hasn't he been taken care of by Mr. Zhang recently..."

The little star reluctantly let go of the dryer and the automatic faucet, recalled the memory of the vicious female supporting role in her mind, suddenly realized, and said, "Oh, you came to quarrel with me."

The vicious female supporting role almost had a feeling of being able to see the moonlight when the clouds opened: "Yes, yes, yes."

The little star said awkwardly: "Sorry, I won't quarrel."

The vicious female supporting role sneered: "Pfft, who would believe it, why are you pretending to be a white lotus with me..."

Little Star looked at her with pity: "...I only know how to fight."

The restroom is on the twelfth floor, the little star picked up the collar of the vicious female supporting role, led her to dance down with the lightness skill Shadow Moon Dance, and then flew up again.

"This is my Wan Yao Palace's unique lightness skill Shadow Moon Dance," the little star put the vicious female supporting role on the ground, and asked coldly, "Are you convinced?"

The vicious female supporting role was crying like pear blossoms with rain, and she was so wronged that she was dying: "Woooooo... I just want to fight with you, what are you doing..."

Originally, the default battle mode has always been you and I level each other, but it turned out to be a big one!

The starlet straight man made a speech x1: "It's alright, it's alright, don't cry."

Straight star male made a speech x2: "Is it my fault?"

The starlet straight man made a speech x3: "What do you really want?"

The vicious female supporting role was so angry that the little star played with the sensor faucet and dryer for a while, then went back to filming as if nothing had happened.

【11】

On the other hand, in order to get rid of the weird little star as soon as possible, the president didn't dare to be idle for half a day, running around with the pain of rolling the stairs, doing things up and down, asking his friends, the president, to ask for relationship arrangements The little star went to work in the funeral parlor.

A group of presidents in the president's circle hold a meeting of presidents, exchange relationships with each other, and fiddle with the lifeline of the world economy together.Hearing that Mr. Zhang's lover had sharpened his head to go to work in the funeral parlor, the presidents all laughed evilly and mercilessly mocked Mr. Zhang. Some of the president's police officers suggested that Mr. Zhang should be fired from his membership. portion.

"She has a reason for going to work in the funeral parlor..." The CEO stopped in the middle of his sentence, "Wait, why should I explain this to you? I already have sex, what else do you want from me!?"

"Isn't it so difficult to get along in your circle?" The president complained tearfully, "If the watch is too cheap, you will be expelled from the general membership. If you are not handsome enough, you will be dismissed from the general membership. If you are less than 1.8 meters tall, you will be dismissed from the general membership. If you don't smile enough If you are so charming, you will be expelled from the CEO, and if you are so evil, you will also be dismissed from the CEO, and now even if your lover goes to work in the funeral parlor, you will also be dismissed from the CEO... Did you let the CEO live? Why does the CEO make things difficult for the CEO?"

What kind of broken circle is this, I can retire early, the CEO thought painfully, and I'm just provoking someone, and I've made such a mess for no reason.

【12】

On the other hand, although she has suffered a lot from the little star, the vicious female supporting role will not simply go offline. As a vicious female supporting role with big breasts and no brains, her focus is not on "the little star actually Flying up and down the [-]th floor with her in one hand", it's all about this battle!She lost!

And the little star still wears a Patek Philippe watch on her wrist!

Why is a mere 100th-line celebrity who is supported by a gold master eligible to wear Patek Philippe?This is more than [-] times more serious than jumping from the twelfth floor without any injuries!

The vicious female supporting role was not reconciled, she turned her head and hugged the producer's thigh, and sued that the starlet beat her on the set.The producer is bigger than the director, what's the use of sleeping with the director, if you want to sleep, you can sleep with the producer in one step.

When the producer heard this, how could this work? As the saying goes, beating a dog depends on the owner.What's more, the producer and Mr. Zhang had a bad quarrel some time ago because of some things, and Mr. Zhang is the benefactor of the little star. Mr. Zhang's little lover beat his little lover, and Mr. Zhang beat yourself up!So the producer decided to help his little lover get back the scene.

【13】

So the next day, the producer brought the vicious supporting actress to the set to inspect the set, and brought trouble for the little star. jump back.

The little star put the producer back on the ground, clapped his hands and said, "This is Wan..."

The producer was stunned and interrupted: "Your Excellency just used my Wan Yao Palace's unique lightness kung fu, Shadow Moon Dance?"

The little star raised her eyebrows: "You will too?"

The producer lamented: "I'm too fat to learn."

The little star was stunned: "...Are you from the Wan Yao Palace?"

The vicious female supporting role went crazy, scratching her hair and screaming: "What are you talking about!!! It's a battle!!! What's going on with one or two???"

【14】

The producer pushed the vicious female partner out of the door, closed the door, wiped the glistening oily sweat from his forehead, and said to the little star, "Your Excellency is actually a member of the Wan Yao Palace? This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple. A family does not recognize a family... I am a charmer."

"..." The little star swept the short, fat, bald producer from head to toe, his face was livid, and he staggered back two steps.

Wan Yao Palace is coming to an end.

The producer scratched his bald head, and explained cheerfully: "I'm not good at learning, and I'm not in good physical condition, so I can only be a producer. Those charmers with superb methods and good conditions will all become stars, and I will be behind the scenes." Provide resources for these colleagues..."

Seeing that the little star was still squinting suspiciously, the producer said again: "Look at the little fresh meat Xiaohuadan who has become popular in the past few years, and Lin XX who won the best actor last year, they are all the charmers of our Ten Thousand Monsters Palace. The charmer has an advantage in cultivating fans. If one trick is used to attract fans, all relatives will be in chaos. They will sit on the ground and pick their feet on the concert stage. The charmer is helping them pave the way behind the scenes, they don't have to be popular if they want to, and now the domestic entertainment circle is basically the world of our Wan Yao Palace..."

As the producer was talking, he suddenly felt something was wrong, and laughed at himself: "Hey, what's the point of me talking so much to my fellow disciples? It's not like you don't know... By the way, which branch of the Wan Yao Palace are you? Why didn't I know that you were from the same sect before? If I knew it earlier, I would have given you resources, so why would you have to curry favor with that Zhang."

Unexpectedly, the little star raised his eyebrows and asked back: "What sub-rudder? I don't know."

【15】

The producer was a little confused, hesitantly said: "This...you don't even know the sub-director? Then where did you come from?"

The little star pondered for a moment, and said a few names: "Have you heard of Hua Jianyin? Ye Burial Flower? Wind Kite? Leng Yuexin? Have you heard of it?"

"Of course I've heard of it." The producer said in awe, "These ancestors are all patriarch-level figures in Wan Yao Palace."

The little star chuckled: "Master Patriarch? These seniors are well-known outside the world, but they can't be regarded as master masters."

"Even if you are from the same family, it's not easy to talk nonsense," the producer shook his head. "If these few people are still alive, they will be thousands of years old. There is nothing wrong with us juniors calling them patriarchs."

The little star was silent for a moment, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that this place is hundreds of years later..."

The producer looked suspicious: "After hundreds of years? What's your situation?"

"I am a stranger from the Wan Yao Palace hundreds of years ago," Xiao Xingxing said, "I was accidentally brought into the world hundreds of years later by him in order to hunt down the villain Qing Yazi."

"Qingyazi?" the producer laughed, "That guy has been dead for hundreds of years, and our seniors from Wan Yao Palace fought with their lives to kill him. The ashes will turn black when the fertilizer volatilizes, okay?"

The little star shook his head and sighed, and said: "I didn't die that time, his heir brought him back to life, and he continued to harm people with the blood array, but this time when the first clues were revealed, I was caught by the others, and I chased him all the way to the end. Here... this incident happened suddenly, maybe it was not recorded in the ancient books, or part of the ancient books recording the past events of Wulin was lost, so you juniors don’t know about it.”

The producer glanced at the little star for a moment, then hesitated and said: "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the relevant departments ordered the prohibition of controlling ghosts and exhuming corpses. Spirit, life sacrifice and soul-snatching skills have all been lost, now only the lineage of the charmer is still thriving, you say you are a stranger from hundreds of years ago, then can you show me a spell that is above spirit summoning?"

"This..." Xiao Xingxing's face showed embarrassment, "I have traveled here through my soul, and this body was taken away by me. I haven't started to practice yet, and there is not enough Yin Qi in my body."

The producer rolled his eyes, and he couldn't believe it anymore: "Tch, then there's nothing else to say..."

"But the ancient books of the alien spells are all memorized in my mind," Xiao Xingxing hurriedly said, "The demons danced wildly, the phoenix came to the world... I have memorized the formulas, steps, and essentials of these spells, and you can test them as you please."

The producer was horrified: "You tell me, I'll listen."

So the little star kindly guided the producer on the correct way to cast the extraordinary stunts such as the coming of the underworld phoenix.

【16】

An hour later, the producer cupped his fists and saluted the little star: "Master Patriarch!"

The little star laughed: "Don't call it that, it's too ostentatious, you can tell that you and I are from the martial arts world."

The producer looked respectful: "That?"

The little star pondered for a while, and said kindly, "Just call him Zuzu."

Producer:"……"

The starlet appeared on the set with the producer arrogantly, pretending to be a tiger, and looking down on all sentient beings.

The vicious female supporting role saw it in her eyes, and she was very unwilling. The whole thing fell into the eyes of the vicious supporting female partner like this: I lost the battle with the starlet, and moved in to the sponsor to help me in the battle, but the sponsor was not only not sincere in helping me Battle, and was instigated by the other party's beauty, and became a pair with the other party!It's nothing more than a couple, the little star secretly rolls his eyes at the vicious female supporting role at every turn, annoyed at her!But now even the producer is on the side of the little star, even if the vicious female supporting role is bullied by the little star, she still dares not speak up!

At this moment, the vicious female supporting role realized that she was not a vicious supporting female partner. What she took was the script of the innocent and kind little white flower, while the little star took the script of the real vicious female supporting role!

【17】

Here, the president is still running and arranging work for the little star, but the little star has already taken care of the work by himself.

Although the alien lineage of the Wan Yao Palace has declined in modern times, the overall power of the Wan Yao Palace is still there. Although the charmer line is the real one at present, and the head of the sect cannot be a bowl of water, but there should be Resources will still be provided to the aliens as much as possible.

At present, the charmer lineage of the Wan Yao Palace dominates the domestic entertainment circle, and the cultivation of the alien lineage requires yin energy, so they control crematoriums, cemeteries, and shroud shops all over the country. In a sense, the network is not insignificant. If you say which corpse you want to burn first, you will burn the corpse first. If you say you want to put more flowers in front of the tomb, you will put more flowers in front of the tomb. The annual new big-name shroud, you can try on whichever you want to try on. payment……

The little star was dumbfounded, and was deeply shocked by the level of waste of the alien lineage: "...but what the hell is it for?"

The producer wiped the sweat off his bald head, and comforted him: "Don't worry, the disciples of Yiren's lineage are well-known in the funeral industry all over the country. If you want to find a job in a funeral home, it won't be a minute. Just arranged? You go home and wait for the news."

So the president, who holds the lifeline of the global economy but runs into obstacles everywhere in a just socialist country, is surprised to find that the little star has taken care of the job by himself.

The president looked WTF.

The little star told the president the ins and outs.

Little Star: "...So, in fact, the major martial arts schools that were active at that time have not died out over the years, but have just integrated into the modern society in their own way. I am now a figure at the level of the Patriarch of Wan Yao Palace." Little Star His face was full of arrogance.

"Wait, wait, I didn't understand." The CEO was dizzy for a while, "You mean, your Wan Yao Palace has been open from hundreds of years ago to the present?"

"Exactly." Little Star nodded.

The president couldn't help admiring: "That's really a century-old brand."

The little star continued to explode the news: "Minghuang Media Co., Ltd. is the headquarters of Wan Yao Palace. The producer who has been fighting with you is actually an elder of the charmer's line... In fact, there are several charmers in your company." , you don't even know."

The president's eyes and mouth opened into three Os: "Fuck???"

Minghuang Media Co., Ltd. is the largest entertainment company in China. Even the president who holds the lifeblood of the global economy at the level of human design is hard to come by. Anyway, CEOs are like this, they are embarrassed to greet other CEOs without saying that they have the lifeline of the global economy in their hands—and Minghuang Media Co., Ltd. is actually the headquarters of Wan Yao Palace.

Overnight, everything the president was once familiar with was turned upside down.