I fish my brother in the river every day

Rio suspects that the dark continent creature that attacked her can induce human malice.

Similar to gaseous life angstroms that would amplify human desires.

"His previous mood was very wrong."

Adjacent to the infirmary is the office of the detective agency.

Outside the door, there were Dr. Yosano and Atsushi Nakajima.

No matter what her brother said, it was impossible for her brother to have a killing intent on this occasion.

"The creatures of the Dark Continent are generally contagious."

The first is to destroy the siblings of the parasitic object to prevent it from saving itself.

Then it affects the mental state of those who give help.

If the rescuer is lured by it, kill the rescued.

Then, he will become the next host.

And Dazai, who has almost inhuman control over his emotions, presumably sensed something abnormal, so he didn't let Dr. Yosano touch her.

Although Li Xu came down from the operating table, he immediately put on a gas mask, and burned all the seeds and internal organs that died due to separation from the living body.

[Have you cleaned it up? 】

"I thought so at first."

"But so far it seems—"

Rio and Dazai met their eyes:

"No."

He is definitely not normal now.

"In particular, Mr. Ranpo actually handed me a lollipop."

It gave her an inexplicable sense of being swept to the grave.

【…】

Li Xu quietly took a few steps back:

"Brother, wait here for a while."

She first went to the Island of Greed to pass a level.

After taking a few steps back, he was dragged back by the collar.

Dazai followed this motion and leaned over to close the door, causing Rio to bump into his poirot tie and almost bleed.

The house is small and backlit.

When the light is not turned on, the light can only illuminate the area of ​​​​the window.

They are standing in the porch.

There was no light at all.

Riu calmed down:

"Brother, listen to me—"

Just started, Dazai pulled her collar down, and Rio was forced to sit on the dusty area of ​​the entrance.

Dazai bent down, resting his hands on the edge of the falling dust area.

In the silence of the room, the voices of people outside are particularly obvious.

Can't hear the sound, can't see the expression clearly.

On the system panel, Osamu Dazai's mental data did not fluctuate significantly.

[It is impossible to judge whether the mental state of the task target is normal]

"This is obviously not normal."

Li Xu estimated that it should be the buff of the unknown creature

So she asked cautiously:

"Brother, do you feel that there is an uncontrollable force in your body urging you to kill?"

【…】

Although this is the case, it always feels wrong to say it this way.

Dazai looked down at her.

"Since you performed the arm disappearing technique in the detective agency and splashed blood on me, I probably thought of a thousand ways to kill you."

He chuckled:

"After all, without your incident this time, I don't need to save my drinking money to buy a new windbreaker."

Hearing this, Ryu stopped for a moment.

Dazai's tone was no different from usual.

She wondered if she had made a mistake in her judgment.

So, she tentatively said:

"Before you bought the windbreaker, didn't you also pay the bar credit?"

"..."

The air stagnates.

A suppressed murderous aura surged faintly.

Riku silently shut up, and moved back a little.

After verification, her brother is indeed not normal.

It's not that I haven't heard the more irritating words before, but now I can't stand the irritation at all.

Lixubian@system:

"It was you who put the visa on him by default, which caused the current consequences."

"Please return to the original state immediately."

Otherwise, if you leave it alone, there will be at least one of her and her brother.

[Visa risks have been informed in advance]

[This time is not a work error]

Li Xu was silent for a moment, then said:

"Can [Archangel's Breath] remove the buff?"

【cannot】

"I knew it."

Ryu wasn't too surprised.

【Archangel's Breath】Although it is the SS-level designated card of Greedy Island, it can only heal near-death injuries and incurable diseases.

Doesn't do much to remove malicious buffs.

"Well, let's take a step back."

She said to the system in a negotiating tone:

"You change the program so that [Archangel's Breath] can eliminate the buff in his body."

【Please solve by yourself】

This is outside the scope of system work.

Ryu wrote lightly:

"Okay."

"Then I will teach him to read and let him solve it by himself."

【? ? ? 】

[Prohibition to disclose the system to the tasker]

Li Xu's tone remains unchanged:

"I didn't reveal the system, just the ability to read."

I believe that with her brother's aptitude, she can learn to de-mind herself.

Risu regained his lazy look, and sat up straight with the wooden floor propped up.

"Brother, you want to be—"

Do you want to read ability?

【Latest Announcement】

[Breath of the Archangel of the Greedy Island version, the exchange system can be exchanged for the breath of the Archangel of the Nian version]

【Only once】

Dazai's eyes were completely covered with emotion.

"Become what?"

After reaching an agreement with the system, Li Xu quietly added the last sentence:

"Do you want to be a magical girl?"

Dazai:? ? ?

【…】

Before he could speak, Lixu knocked him unconscious with a knife in his hand, stood up and said lazily to the system:

"Let's go, it's time to clear the level."

Greed Island.

Riu has been deliberately controlling the number of cards when playing the game.

All that's missing are a few simple cards that don't take a lot of time to collect.

The purpose is to pass customs quickly in an emergency.

But when she used [Archangel's Breath (Genuine Edition)] to purchase [Archangel's Breath (System Version)] and used it on Dazai——

He still hasn't woken up.

Rio squatted down and pressed his index and middle fingers on his radial artery.

"The pulse rate is normal, but you didn't wake up?"

"Your magical version of Archangel's Breath shouldn't have the sequelae of becoming a vegetative state."

【…】

【All our products will go through quality inspection】

[The tasker didn't wake up, it was because you were too aggressive at the time]

She moved her hand away, and said lightly:

"There is no way."

If she didn't focus, her brother would wake up in the middle, and look at the angel floating in the air.

"Due to the consideration of the complementary setting, we can only choose one from the magical girl and the fairy godmother."

Richard paused.

"Do you want to be a QB, or a fairy godmother?"

【I don't want to, thank you】

after one day.

Dazai sat up clutching his slightly sore back of the neck, the agitation in his brain had calmed down.

The blanket covering him slipped off.

Li Xu next to him flipped through his suicide manual and said calmly:

"Brother, you're awake."

Dazai glanced at her:

"what have you done?"

He had undergone a bomb extraction operation, and his abdomen, which had been aching faintly before, was as light as if he had never been shot.

Li Xu said unhurriedly:

"I didn't do anything, but you recovered faster after the operation."

"..."

It is impossible to recover in a day.

Dazai stood up, took his manual, and threw the blanket over her head.

"Stay away from me next time you're bloody."

He slapped that head across the quilt.

"My clothes can't stand your wear and tear."

As soon as he finished speaking, Dazai caught a glimpse of the sand-colored windbreaker neatly folded on the tatami.

Open it up and see that the original dense bloodstains have been carefully washed away.

Clothes also leave a fresh laundry detergent smell on them.

By no means is it as clean as a washing machine can do.

"It's hand washing."

Li Xu tore off the quilt on his head, and the faint smell of disinfectant still lingered at the tip of his nose.

"Are you moved?"

Dazai remained expressionless, staring at her and said:

"You didn't wash it, did you?"

The clothes that Scrapcat wears are all washed in the washing machine, so there is no reason to help him do the laundry.

Li Xu hummed and cleared his throat:

"I specially asked someone to wash it for you."

"you are welcome."

Dazai stopped drinking water, and he put the water glass on the table, making a slight sound.

"The person you're looking for—"

He turned sideways and smiled:

"Used laundry detergent in the bathroom?"

Ritsu's expression remained unchanged:

"People do laundry for you for free, so you don't even have to save money on laundry detergent, do you?"

"And I didn't bring anyone back, I just sent the laundry detergent over there."

【…】

This is true.

Because the other party is not human at all.

Rio brought out three cards from the Island of Greed.

A [Archangel's Breath], used to exchange with the system;

A piece of [Handmaid Panda], Dazai's blood-soaked windbreaker was washed clean by the panda who likes to clean very much.

Li Xu specially bought a safe house to hide the pandas.

"Who can say no to a panda who can help you with your laundry and cooking?"

She lay on the tatami in the safe house and played a game console.

"Anyway, I can't refuse."

【Is this why you go out frequently recently? 】

Riu ate a lollipop and mumbled:

"No, the real reason is that I can't explain to him why pandas take care of humans."

[He can't accept having an extra panda at home? 】

"There's nothing he can't accept."

He could even mail the panda to Pengo Lie overnight to identify whether it was a box weapon.

【…】

Also.

Li Xu watched the panda tending the flowers and plants while drinking afternoon tea in the safe house.

When it was almost time, she was about to wander home.

Glancing at the surveillance camera before leaving, her brother's familiar face appeared at the door.

Li Xu slammed the door shut, and leaned against the door panel to reflect:

"It must be the wrong way for me to open the door."

The next second—

In the real-time monitoring video, Dazai's voice is brisk:

"Did you forget who taught you the hiding technique?"

"..."

Taking advantage of her brother's opening to pick the lock, Li Xu quickly tore off the apron from the panda who was washing dishes in the kitchen.

"I'm sorry, I can only wrong you to go to the panda house for a while."

【…】

As soon as Li Xu sent the panda to the zoo, her brother picked the lock of the outer gate the next moment.

Then... was blocked at the small door by face recognition.

Dazai called someone without changing his expression:

"Open the door."

Ritsu opened the door slowly:

"Brother, are you okay?"

Dazai looked natural:

"It was brought over by the river when it entered the water, and I stopped by to see you."

After he came in, he saw the black tea and refreshments on the table, and asked with great interest:

"self-made?"

Ryu smiled:

"Yes."

In fact, the maid Panda did it, except for survival in the wilderness, she usually doesn't do it by herself.

Dazai glanced at the potted plants in the house.

"Didn't you say that bugs are your lifelong enemy, so you don't raise plants that need to be dewormed in your life?"

Sat on the tatami, Riu sipped her black tea.

"Green your eyes once in a while."

She didn't look unusual, as usual.

But it's growing fast.

Already a mature kitten who will build himself a safehouse to hide things.

According to this progress, she will probably live independently with her luggage on her back in the near future.

Dazai was quiet for a few seconds, looking down at her:

"The safe house has been found, why don't you move here?"

There is no need to continue living with him.

Sitting cross-legged on the tatami, Risu put her face on her face and said as a matter of course:

"I paid a year's rent, why move before the time comes?"

Her money didn't come from the wind.

"..."

Armed Detective Agency.

Dun is in a dilemma.

Next to him is Naomi who is making weird moves to Tanizaki that passers-by will show the old man on the subway looking at the emoji package on his mobile phone.

In front of him was Dazai pulling him and complaining to Rio who was typing on the keyboard to write a report.

"Do you know how outrageous she is?"

"She actually bought a safe house to hide, and still goes there for afternoon tea every day?!"

"You can make nurturing behavior at a young age, what's wrong with this world?"

Dun struggled to excuse Risu:

"Is there any misunderstanding?"

Dazai said quietly:

"What could be wrong? I saw aprons in the kitchen that didn't fit at all."

Li Xu didn't wear the earphones, and added in his brain and system:

"I made a mistake. At that time, I just took the apron off the panda and let it sneak into the panda house inconspicuously."

As a result, she couldn't refute at the moment.

"Forget it." Li Xu calmed down, "Living with humans who can cook sounds more reasonable than living with pandas who can cook."

【…】

Dun opened his mouth and looked over in confusion:

"Rio, did you buy the wrong size?"

Dazai took out the apron out of nowhere, and said righteously:

"It still has signs of use on it."

Rio:? ? ?

She stopped typing on the keyboard and said speechlessly:

"Brother, there's no need to provide evidence for such a trivial matter."

Dazai didn't realize how strange his behavior was, and even asked him to comment:

"Look, she didn't even realize that she violated the good customs!"

Li Xu: "Really speaking, you don't give in too much, don't you?"

"I've never done anything like that."

Dazai leaned over and slammed her laptop shut, staring at her closely:

"Either you make a clean break with that unknown creature, or you move out of the house."

Li Xu leaned against the back of the chair and said casually:

"I won't move."

Atsushi Nakashima breathed a sigh of relief.

In this way, Mr. Dazai will not make trouble.

In the next second, he heard Li Xu lightly added:

"Unless you check out the rent."

Dun:? ? ?