I fish my brother in the river every day

In any case, Dazai stepped out of the window of the detective agency with one leg, and said meaningfully:

"I'm going to jump."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Fortunately, he was rescued by the fishing rod in the end, so the detective agency did not let tomorrow's social news.

After finishing the business, Kunikida returned to the office, glanced at the wide-open window, and then at the nagging Dazai, his face darkened immediately:

"What are you talking about?"

Dazai said of course:

"Teaching my disobedient sister."

Kunikida put the briefcase on the table, took out the notepad and said coldly:

"A detective agency is not the place for you to do this."

He looked at Risu:

"Is the report finished?"

Ryu hummed lightly:

"Sent your email."

She was packing her things, Dazai leaned over and said to himself:

"It's too much, are you ignoring me?"

Hearing this, Li Xu turned sideways holding the pen, leaned against the table and said casually:

"Let's talk at home."

Luanbu drank soda, and said naturally after seeing enough:

"Then you can settle it privately."

Anyway, it was almost time to get off work, and ten cases of Li Xu had been settled.

As for Dazai——

It is impossible for him to work overtime today to write the report that he has not written now.

The president was not there, and Ranpo readily allowed them to leave early.

Just when Li Xu was about to close the door of the detective agency, he said calmly:

"Transaction complete."

It is not the rush hour for commuting, and there are not so many people on the street.

Dazai casually took a pen from Risu and twirled it lightly:

"Where's the watermelon ornament?"

Ritsu's expression remained unchanged:

"In the cabinet in the room, I put it in a box, so it won't be damaged."

Dazai didn't respond, and said lazily:

"That's it."

He suddenly reached out his hand to hook Rixu's sweater hat, and put the pen into her pocket.

Then he let go of his hand and said as if nothing had happened:

"Give it back to you."

Before Dazai took a few steps, the hand in the windbreaker pocket suddenly touched the warm pen.

After transferring the items, Li Xu said calmly:

"birthday present."

"birthday present?"

Dazai lowered his eyes, raised his lips and said inexplicably:

"The last time you gave me a birthday present was to go out with friends for half a month."

The matter failed to be negotiated, and Kunikida was specially asked to take care of him.

"What do you want to do this time?"

Riku cleared his throat:

"Get down a little bit."

Dazai stared at her for a few seconds.

She had a lollipop in her mouth, and her voice was a little muffled.

Like an immature clingy kitten.

Seeing this, Dazai lowered his body, his expression relaxed:

"Go ahead."

The next second—

The kitten nimbly climbed onto his back, found a comfortable position and remained still, and said contentedly:

"Nothing, let's go."

The heavy weight subtly weighed on Dazai.

Obviously at this time, she should be thrown down, and then condescendingly said:

"Has your leg been broken?"

or--

"I'm not interested in cats with dandruff."

He should have said so.

But the temperature on his back was too vivid, and the hot breath just stuck to him.

The kitten, who is always unlovable on weekdays, suddenly acts like a baby to humans in a slimy way.

Candy notes with lime notes.

Exudes a silent aura of "take me home quickly".

Dazai paused, and walked to the dark alley with the humanoid pendant.

Then he mocked as usual:

"Think you're still a cub?"

He put the man down, putting his hands in his pockets.

"walk on my own."

When he got home, Li Xu didn't explain his cohabitation behavior.

Dazai asked twice and felt bored without getting a response.

The two tacitly turned the matter over.

After completing the ten cases that she had negotiated with the detective agency, Riu started a life of randomly catching her brother in the morning, noon and evening.

When there is no urgent task, she stays in the safe house and enjoys the considerate care of the maid panda.

Go home at night as usual.

She lives with Dazai as roommates.

The system is very emotional looking at the task bar that is gradually filling up every day.

There is a kind of gratification that the bear child will be swept out soon.

It must bring Wen Ye into the world of no will next time.

There are script groups and the world of Riddler, whoever wants to go.

With the imagination of a better life, the system ushered in the clearance prompt of the main system.

[Tasker: Li Xu]

[Binding system: Fishing my brother in the river every day]

【Clearance score: SS】

[Customs clearance evaluation: active thinking, able to actively complete tasks, showing a unique view of family affection]

Hearing this, Li Xu calmly interrupted:

"Can you skip the process and send rewards?"

Main system: ...

[Residence qualifications have been recorded in Hunter World]

【You can move at any time】

Li Xu hugged the pillow and thought for a while:

"Can you go back and forth between Hunter World and this world?"

【cannot】

This is not conducive to maintaining world stability.

【but】

The main system changed the subject.

[If you are willing to bond with each other as a family——]

"No, I want to move."

【…】

With such a strong sense of anti-fraud, it is no wonder that it can get the highest score.

Seeing that no one could be fooled, the main system quickly issued a customs clearance certificate for her.

After-sales is sent to the lower system.

【Do you have anything to bring? 】

Rio opened the cabinet door, took out the cheap-looking watermelon pendant from inside, and said casually:

"That's it."

The system froze.

This person used to despise the ugliness of the hanging ornaments, and kept them in the cabinet and refused to wear them.

Now he hangs this plastic watermelon on his phone case.

The missionaries I first met.

Wearing a kimono embellished with the family crest, she quietly looked out the window with no expression on her face.

Boringly observing all kinds of people coming and going.

Calm and rational enough.

The perfect partner.

The system is actually a plot restoration system.

Its task is to prevent the main character [Osamu Dazai] from accidentally affecting the plot before the main storyline unfolds.

[Fishing my brother in the river every day], just because the system selected Li Xu as the tasker.

The derived system name.

If it did not choose Lixu that day, but chose someone else as the tasker, it would generate another system name.

But the kernel doesn't change.

Its task is always to complement the plot.

And the tasker does it well.

Something is different.

The system can't tell clearly, and the data can't fully analyze complex human emotions.

What's more, the other party is extremely good at hiding their emotions.

It simply doesn't think about it.

Just pass through.

The main system has issued customs clearance certificates, and there is no possibility of problems.

Tsurumi River.

Dazai closed his eyes and sank into the water, his thoughts turned quickly.

The deal with the Armed Detective Agency is not just to let Kunikida take care of him. What kind of consensus did Ranpo-san and Rio reach?

Vengley searched the underground market, and there were no cats that could cut mangoes among the weapons in circulation during this period.

The pen was an invitation to make an offer, and asked him to take her home because he couldn't come back?

Apart from the above doubts, 1001 times...is it a joke or reality.

If it is true, then this time——

Consciousness gradually weakens as inhaled oxygen decreases.

Generally, when Dazai is dizzy, he will hear the sound of breaking through the air.

The fishing rod was thrown into the river water, causing tiny splashes.

Breaking his peace and tranquility into the water.

But until now—

The ears cannot hear any sound.

It was almost eerily quiet.

In order to search for this anomaly, Dazai swam ashore without waiting for anyone to rescue him.

He lowered his eyes and took out his mobile phone, which had lost its function due to water ingress.

After throwing it into the trash can, he walked home wearing a windbreaker filled with water.

"Don't always cling to your brother, do your own thing."

That's what he said at the time.

And how did the cat answer back then?

She said calmly:

"Just wait until a thousand and one times."

In order to save the innocent woman, Shan Ruzod used the method of telling stories to attract the king, so the king couldn't bear to kill her.

Her story told the thousand and one nights, and finally influenced the king.

Dazai laughed lightly.

He doesn't think Riu is Scheherazade, nor is he himself a cruel and jealous king.

and so--

To sum these up a thousand and one times is an understatement.

"It's pretty ridiculous."